I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I’m not animated to explode. Do you know who does voices? Me. I do.

Newark, OH
I used to make promos for Johnny Test and noticed something that you won’t be able to un-hear… They abused the whip-crack sound effect on that show. If you watch it for any length of time, you quickly get tired of it and it slowly drives you crazy.
they got the johnny test cosplay in the minecraft movie
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This aired quite a bit back when I was the lone scheduler of the network.
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Signed employment-type documents yesterday. Scripts are due August 1st. Cutting back Amazon Driver hours to 2 days a week after a week off next week. Just a few steps closer to bringing Brak back to TV for Checkered Past. I’m forever grateful for all of your support, everyone!!
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If you would’ve told me 30 years ago that today, I would be at the bottomest rockiest rung of the rock bottom ladder, I wouldn’t have believed you.
Happy #30thAnniversary to #SpaceGhostCoastToCoast, my show of all time. The humor of this show helped form my sense of humor early on. #SpaceGhost #Zorak #Moltar #Brak #GeorgeLowe #CMartinCroker #AndyMerrill #DaveWillis
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Replying to @CoreyRForrester
I’m tired of flag worship. I would love to see the American flag not be associated with one party any more.
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I’m wondering if, for the first time, the 10-year old boy who came outside to get the packages ever heard the phrase “FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!” before today.
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This was George actually complaining. Not scripted.
George was fucking with him meanwhile Brak is in fucking agony lol
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Found this box in the basement. I guess I’ll open it.
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I’ve had to be quiet about this. This is the original Cartoon Planet. Pete and I put all of the pieces into around 29 half-hour episodes before we went back to SGC2C and that’s what they’re airing. You previously could only see this stuff on YouTube.
Cartoon Planet joins Checkered Past Monday, September 16th at 6:00p, replacing What a Cartoon.
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I’m getting a little verklempt here, but you guys have really helped me. I’ve been really happy this week and I’ve been so sad and depressed for so goddamned long. Thank you. Now let’s turn this into something great!
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So no more checkered past for me. I guess 12 segments was enough for them. Thanks everyone for watching. Now, back to more hours delivering at Amazon. Depressing.
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The first guest that asked to be on the show.
"LIVING IN A SHOTGUN SHACK." "lately..... 😒"
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Stuff happens at the big basket.
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So Brak the puppet, amongst other things, will be coming to “Checkered Past” within the next few months. But mainly Brak the puppet. You may commence with the pants pooping…because I am. It’s always a good time on Boner Street.
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This was me making fun of the real dancer that auditioned.
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For the 30th anniversary of SGC2C, here is a special song.
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We auditioned professional dancers for this. I put on the suit because one of the dancers was a no-show. Pete Smith said, “I’ll do it if you do it.” Pete never did it.
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YESSSSS!!!!!!!!!! I’ve finally made it, everybody!!!!!!!
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Recorded today…but not for adult swim.
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Can anyone else contract the tensor tympani muscles in their ears? It causes a low rumbling noise that only the person can do it can hear. If I try to describe it to people, they look at me like I’m crazy. Can anyone else do it? I guess it’s a rare thing.
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I just got cast in another show. It’s a new character for me and I haven’t seen him yet. I can’t say anything more about it.
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Replying to @RoosterOwO

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Yesterday at work, a woman chased my truck down in her car and approached my window with her package to yell at me for delivering it to her front door instead of her back door. She could’ve just stayed home with her successfully delivered package and fucked off. People suck.
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Let me also point out, to any haters, that I worked on 5 successful show launches in on-air promotions for Cartoon Network after I worked on Fridays. I even won a promax award for my Looney Tunes Show launch. I’m sorry I’m letting this get to me so hard.
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I get one check from the writer’s guild every year. It’s always around $35 and it’s for the one episode that I wrote for this show.
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Replying to @kingcoldgaming1
Yes. Also, in Dec of 1992, I started at Cartoon Network in programming and scheduled all of the short cartoons. Khaki Jones scheduled all of the half-hour shows.
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Yup. And I started on day 61.
Cartoon Network was launched, 32 years ago today.
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STOP!!!! ENOUGH IS TOO MUCH!!!! I used to schedule “I Love to Singa” as many times that I could.
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Holy crap! I’ve gained about 2300 followers today. Welcome everyone. I’m about 300 away from 10000!!! This has been quite the mood booster. Hello, newbs.
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Might as well bring this up… One thing that destroyed me was a few years ago. I was interviewing to take over as exec producer or at least sr producer for “Toon In With Me” on MeTV. They ran all of the cartoons that I used to program on Cartoon Network, 1/3
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I guess nothings holding me back from posting this now.
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We had a boss once at CN that no one liked. She was partially out of the NYC office. She would insist on having meetings every day. When we would sit with her when she was on speaker phone, I’d bring in my ventriloquist dummy and move his mouth whenever she spoke.
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adult swim: Are you standing on that rug? Me: Well yeah…I… adult swim: YOINK!!!
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WHAT?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!? I told you he had the cookie jar!
Friends come and go but this cookie jar has never left my side. Love you forever Andy!
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Replying to @skolmaniak
Can we not use the words “make,” “great,” and “again” in the same sentence anymore?
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In retrospect, we would’ve gotten some good gags out of Zorak’s pounder robot.
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You can tell them that I’m your child.
While most of the women at work have pictures of their children as their cell phone wallpaper, this is my cell phone wallpaper
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Good sweet baby Jesus I am sick of these stupid transphobic campaign ads in Ohio. Every fucking voting season for at least the last 5 years.
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Really amazing news today. I don’t think I can talk about it at all yet, but an exciting project is coming up.
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Getting these pins depress me.
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Well a Mr. Alex Hirsch is sending me an Uber as I write this and I’m going to drink quite a bit.
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Look at him. I miss him.
Clay recording his lines makes me so happy
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Look at this!!!! A-fucking-mazing!!!!
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This lady is 87 today. We’re at Red Lobster.
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Replying to @Glurgmanx
Me too.

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Ad-libbed about the Brak Show and Cartoon Planet.
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RIP Roger Corman. He was the schlock master and an inspiration to us all. Mr. Fantastic’s wave seemed appropriate.

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Welp… At least I try to deliver in style.
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Wow! The outpouring of love from everyone on this has been very uplifting for me. I’ve been down for quite a while. It’s been a good day. Thank you all!
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So I guess I can say this now?… Jellystone Season 3, Episode 15 streams tomorrow on max. It’s the return of @GLoweOfficial as Space Ghost and me as Brak. Crossing my fingers that they do Zorak and Moltar well.
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20k?!?!?! Now you’re just fucking with me.
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I’ve hit 25k everybody!!! You guys!!!! Thank you!!!!
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Like I said, 8 amazing exciting interviews. Then…nothing. I was ghosted for 5 weeks. I kept checking in every few weeks. Finally, I was like, “What the hell? Why the ghosting?” They told me they decided to just promote their producer from within. Crushing.
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Here bitches. Here’s a taste. @_AlexHirsch
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Anyone from Jellystone or associated with MAX know who I would talk to to pitch something? I have kind of a crazy idea.
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It’s America time.
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Alright. I’ve given myself today to be upset and pout. I’ll get up tomorrow, go get some damn coffee, and figure out what’s next.
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Meeting went well. Still can’t announce it. Writing on Thursday.
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We recorded all of this in NYC.
Freddie Prinze Jr. hitches a ride with Brak.
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This gave us the cred to get more and more amazing guests. It was an honor to have the Ramones on the show. It was also the most intimidating elevator ride ever. Once we sat down and chatted back stage, they were cool as fuck. I love these guys.
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The crossover of all crossovers. You guys are digging up stuff I’ve totally forgotten about.
Thank you for the PPG Movie promo request. I compiled all the days counting down to the release date of the PPG Movie.
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Replying to @horror4kids
And then he was supposed to see animated characters all of the time and interact with them. Then they literally had 22 seconds of animation in every episode. I had to promote this ridiculous show.
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We played the crap out of this back in the day.
will.i.am performing a song for Dexter.
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This is still one of my favorite scenes in all of media. The fact that Stimpy can’t trash talk is hilarious. @TheBillyWest, I bow down to thee!
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Well you don’t see This on many routes!
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Replying to @TomRocheNOLA
Correction…presently driving an Amazon truck in central Ohio.
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I have a special meeting tomorrow on the telemaphone. It’s about a project.

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Because it’s a nice day today, weather-wise, and thanks to you guys and Cameo, I get to go around my hometown and guerilla-shoot Puppet Brak doing wacky shit.
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Replying to @DokFaux
Whoopee. Doesn’t pay the bills.
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The line ended with “I’m not as dumb as I look,” but I kept going.
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WB, MGM, Popeye, etc… I had 8 amazing interviews. Everyone was really great and excited. I had, also, plenty of experience in live action studio shooting with puppetry and all of that. It was going to be amazing. I thought that I would be set for the rest of my career. 2/3
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Meeting the Aqua Teens out tonight in Columbus. I thought I’d dress up.
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This was really fun to film. Christmas lights, foam Ghost Planet, realistic dog puppet, Batman action figure with his ears sanded down and painted, Chip Duffey and I.
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This is so cool!!!!
🐱Reviews from Japanese who watched The Brak Show S1E1 piped.video/KEWuDkdr3Zk?si=O_cb… #thebrakshow
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Knowing it was the last episode, we did things that we always wanted to do in the show.
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Replying to @Babatron3000
I didn’t schedule those, but since there were only so many, they were scheduled on a regular basis.
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I programmed all of these (except for Casper and Woody) on Boomerang back in the day. I still have quite a bit of knowledge in my head about these cartoons. Still love them. They have my resume. And still nothing.
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Okay, my profile is Brak again.
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Replying to @AJAX_HQ
People are mentioning the lack of Brak…
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Replying to @sorry_hat
Thanks! Just clawing my way back.
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We truly loved what we were doing.
Let’s all just remember that Cartoon Network was a phenomenon because they authentically celebrated cartoons.
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And now I’m at 38k followers.
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Also, I came up with one of the early April fool stunts on Cartoon Network. 2 Stupid Dogs hosted a marathon of just Danger Island from Banana Splits. I thought it’d be funny to air just the live action part of the show because who would put live action on CN?
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Replying to @WillDil66166445
It’s true. We basically had zero budget.
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Lazzo wanted us to stop doing the Tansut opens, so we gave him a send off.
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Wow. 18k. Who would’ve thought? Not me.
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Star Trek and pizza is my Netflix and chill.
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George Lowe and Lorenzo Music should’ve had their own show.
Space Ghost and Garfield announcing an update to Cartoon Network's programming schedule.
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