real life alien on twitter, posting gnarp gnaps and occasionally xeeblegorps :3 🛸 submissions open 👽

Planet Zorp!!!
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now THIS is how you do it
cw weirdo ass behavior do not do this shit please
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Neeb jink zirbledorp quibblesnap mubdor reeborz
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Ohhh... How did uou escape our planet
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OH MY GOD
@alienpostingg Thank you for following me😺 It is a gift of latte art☕
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MY SISTER'S PHONE BACKGROUND IS AN ALIEN EDIT I MADE AND SHE JUST SAID "i saw it on tiktok"
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born to vorp forced to earth
DONT BELIEVE THEM if you see this on my post... elon doesn't know im not from earth
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HEY. who let this gleep glorp escape our planet
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its so funny when people reply to me with my own posts
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"kill them with kindness!" ZONG! XEBGORP QUIBRPEL FOP 👽🛸🛸👽👾🛸👽🛸🛸🛸👽👽👽👽🛸🛸🛸🛸🛸👽🪐🚀🔭🚀☄️🚀🛰️👾👽🛰️🚀🛰️🚀🚀🛸🔭☄️☄️🪐🛸🪐👽👽👽🪐☄️🪐👽🪐👽👽👽👽👽🔭👽👽👽👽👽👽👽
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:3
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rip tater tot :(
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gloss
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no way. escaped to earth
I made my cat gnarp gnarp 👽❤️
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the alien:
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cw weirdo ass behavior do not do this shit please
idk how many times i have to reiterate that i do not want people making sexual advances towards me. i do not care if you are joking. this happens all too often. you people are way too comfortable and forget that there is someone behind this account.
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the world after i xeep zorp gibbleflap
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Now I am become Zeerg, Glipzorder of Xeebles...
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now wait a second
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found my Xät doing this... should i be concerned
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DONT BELIEVE THEM if you see this on my post... elon doesn't know im not from earth
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blue checkmarks are not allowe d to comment on my posts. do not clog the comment section
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50 THOUSAND FOLLOWERS ?!?!???!!!!
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alien yaoi...
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My Identity Has Been Stolen
now THIS is how you do it
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THEY GOT MY FUCKING MAIN
TWITTER DON'T ABDUCT MY ACCOUNT
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retweet to those people scare away
Replying to @alienpostingg
how are you going to be a bigot when the one who started the trend of these accounts is an abrosexual genderfluid disabled autistic transgender alien. brother if you saw me in real life you'd explode
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potos of me as a glurpito 👽
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UM. UM. THREAD OF SEALS I'VE ALIENIFIED FOR THE OCCASION
DUBUK FOLLOWED ME BACK THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. I WIN FOREVER OH MY GOD
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tw: alien abduction, making crop circles, aliens, gleep zorping . . . . . . . Guys you'll never guess wjat im xoing
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on zorp we snoke one million weed forever
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NO WAY... FORTY KRILLION FOLLOWERS :3
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
Computers are literally binary lol
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⚠️ NEW UFO PHOTOS LEAKED
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DONT PUT MY SON INTO THE INATOR
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transphobes are not allowed on this account zy the way 👽 you are following a transgender alien
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josie...
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gnarpo gleep dink 👽
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when someone says something so aëgyphobic you gotta hit them with that zöurpgnap stare
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the group if they were good
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Xërp dud flyblesna papwo
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its my first day at human high school i hope they don't realize im an alien
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im at target and
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Da Alieny...
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a geauty
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