Stand Right, Even if You stand alone.
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Man City 8 - 0 Watford
This is very undemocratic from Ruling Man city
Just because of small criticism from Norwich last week,
They felt "insulted" and unleashed the "NEXT LEVEL" of Tyranny.
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Nigeria 2 - 1 South Africa
His Excellency, Gov. ChukwuEmeka Ihedioha Chukwueze
He came to stop the erection of statues for Jacob Zuma,
And end all Iberiberism.
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Toothless Channels held from Tweeting by a Division 2 Dictator
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Tottenham 0 - 1 Man U
They attacked him
They dragged him
They fired all manner of shots and petitions
But Chief Justice David. O. De Gea stood his ground to protect this hard earned democracy
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Man U 4 - 0 Chelsea
Lampard's Team list is like Buhari's Ministerial list
No real experienced Technocrats like Hazard
So we may just be asked to "Bow and Go" on relegation this season.
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We are proud of your coaching, Norwich players tell Manager
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My attention has been drawn to the fact that @MobilePunch has unveiled Buhari's new Home kit Jersey for this season
"Major General Buhari Rtd"
The new jersey reflects his old club tradition of reckless tackles on Human Rights and Unbeaten record of Tyranny.
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My attention has been drawn to the fact that Seyi Makinde is topping the goal scorers chart within 100 days in office.
The new PDP sensation has been in scintillating form since his debut as Oyo Governor
We pray he will never be like Bakayoko but remain a G.O.A.T like Messi
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Nigeria 1 - 0 Burundi
Senator Ola Aina did well for our democracy
He "Passed" the Electoral Act beautifully
And Ighalo acted promptly to sign into law unlike one Head of State we all know.
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Uncle Frank Edoho Lampard is a legendary player and now Manager
He can't be team mates with new players like Tammy Ebuka Abraham and Uti Tomori.
Tag your favourite Nigerian TV host
A. Frank Edoho
@frankedoho
B. Ebuka Obi-Uchendu
@Ebuka
C. Uti Nwachukwu
@SirUTI
D. Joseph Benjamin
#TheNationNews
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Athletico Bilbao 1 - 0 Barcelona
Barca lost
It seems Messi has been "banned from operating" this season
From G.O.A.T to GOKADA
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Liverpool 3 - 1 Arsenal
Ogbeni Rauf David Luiz
He was appointed to man Arsenal's interior ministry
But he revealed to the world that he doesn't understand this portfolio on his first major assignment.
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Today is the one year anniversary of Nigeria Air
It's a day we set aside to mark how some fans were scammed to celebrate a club that was unveiled on PDF
No club owners
No stadium(office)
No Players (Jets)
No Manager
Just a logo.
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Brighton 3 - 0 Tottenham
This is discourteous
Brighton players were just walking past Spurs defenders
Without "greeting"
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Man City 2 - 2 Tottenham
This is a good weekend for bursting fraud
City wanted to amass ill gotten points through a fraudulent "Invictus" goal.
But our FBI(VAR) caught them red handed #SayNoToFraud
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We celebrate you, Sir.
Your legendary status is not in doubt. We don't need VAR to confirm it. We don't need to call a Friend. Its our Final Answer!
🤣 Player now Manager. Just tell them I’m a relic, Ebube. How in the world do you apply football wordplay to almost everything? Now that is Legendary.
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PSG 1 - 3 Man U
I always knew Solskjaer came to Get Man U Working Again
Many didn't give him a chance to recover his mandate after the initial set back
But VAR came to the rescue
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Yesterday, I received the @daarawards for "SOCIAL MEDIA POLITICAL COMMENTATOR OF THE YEAR"
On stage, I dedicated the award to my brother @adeyanjudeji and called for his release
I also thanked My lovely wife and all my Neighbours on Twitter street for their support and votes
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That moment when you scream "GOAL!" three days after the match was played
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This Kante v Ndidi comparison is another sad development for our democracy
Kante won Guber(EPL)with a weak party like Leicester
He defected to Chelsea and won it a second term
He won Presidency(World cup)
And you compare him with Ndidi who has not even won a councilorship seat?
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West Ham 0 - 5 Man City
City should stop behaving like one Ruling party we know
Campaign is just starting
And they're already sharing goals like "Trader Moni" #Bayelsa
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Neymar donates $10m dollars to FIFA to aid fight against diving in football.
Ganduje donates N10m to EFCC, ICPC
dailytrust.com.ng/kano-donat…
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Barcelona 5 - 2 Real Betis
Antoine Griezmann scored a brace
Just few days in office at Barca, he he has already declared his Assets publicly.
And is achieving goals like Seyi Makinde.
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"Midfielders must make accurate passes" ~ Bakayoko
Nigerian graduates must have credible ‘School certificates’ – Buhari
Read more at: vanguardngr.com/2020/01/nige…
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Chelsea 2 - 0 Crystal Palace
Chelsea is now No. 2 in the league
We are now the VP
Hopefully, Oga Liverpool will transmit power to us before going on International break unlike one man we know
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Real Madrid 1 - 4 Ajax
Just like Akpabio, Goalkeeper Courtois defected to Ruling Madrid for Uncommon Titles
But he is now experiencing Uncommon defeats
Right at Home before his fans and supporters.
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Liverpool 3 - 1 Man City
Today, Liverpool coach behaved like one National Chairman I know
Even if you don't want His Excellency, Gov. Pep Guardiola Obaseki to go for another term
It shouldn't warrant this level of attack from your boys in your home
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Arsenal 4 - 2 Tottenham
Last week, Tottenham oppressed my club Chelsea
They made sure we were incarcerated and harassed like Deji
Little did they know another govt was coming to salvage our democracy and restore our Freedom of Speech
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This week,
We've been told that Bakayoko is qualified for Ballon D'or award by "Affidavit"
BMC Ball boys also came on TV to tell the world that increase on VAT(consumption Tax) doesn't affect local man.
Wetin Pogba no go see for Old Trafford
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Norwich 3 - 2 Man City
Thank you Norwich
Both big and small opposition parties need to speak out in the interest of democracy.
We can't just allow Ruling Man City to go about oppressing people and unleashing tyranny.
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My attention has been drawn to the conversation between @segalink and @officialEFCC
Mr. Sega schooled them properly
The last time I saw that level of schooling was when Bayern beat Tottenham 7-2
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Tottenham 0 - 2 Chelsea
Today, His Excellency Gov. Frank Obaseki Lampard came all out to fight his Chairman Mourinho
He said the Godfatherism must end
And even got some boys loyal to the chairman Suspended(RED CARD)
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Tottenham 3 - 1 Chelsea
The way Tottenham beat us,
You would think we are the ones who stole NEMA Funds
Even Heung Son took it personal as if we are the ones who left the imported Asian rice to rot.
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Man City 0 - 2 Wolves
Thank you Wolves
You've shown that people have a right to protest freely anywhere
Even at Etihad "unity fountain" Stadium.
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Yesterday, His Excellency Lionel Emeka Messi was affirmed as the duly elected Executive G.O.A.T
He has even started work this morning
Aggrieved Roro fans should feel free to contact Rochas for their own statue in lieu.
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I want to seize this opportunity to thank all Atikulate FC fans in
Abuja
Kogi
Benue
Plateau
Osun
Ondo
Oyo
Lagos
Enugu
Imo
Ebonyi
Anambra
Abia
Edo
Rivers
Akwa Ibom
Bayelsa
Cross Rivers
Delta
Kaduna
Nasarawa
Taraba
Let's keep our defence tight till final whistle.
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This Tiwa and Wizkid matter just reminds me of Buhari's Anti corruption fight.
Nothing is actually happening.
Just Media propaganda and showmanship to get everyone talking.
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My attention has just been drawn to to complaints that this #BBNaija House is dominated by Nigerians in the abroad
Well, Home based players always suffer during qualifiers(audition)
While foreign based players get selected for the main tournament eventually.
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Ronaldo just scored against Lazio
He is still shooting hard and trying to "Expose the whole defence" more
Somebody should go and tell him it's Okay! it's Okay! Honourable Striker, it's OKay!!!
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Southampton 0 - 9 Leicester
This is another expensive joke taken too far
And its very RISKY if not curtailed
I support any move to sue Leicester for this rubbish.
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Leicester 0 - 4 Liverpool
This is a betrayal of mandate
We all asked Leicester to represent us and check the excesses of this tyrannical Liverpool Executive.
But they returned to tell us "they didn't come to fight anybody"
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Comoros 3 - 2 Ghana
Apparently,
The whole of Africa took that insult Shatta Wale gave Nigerians personal
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My attention has been drawn to Finance Minister's statement that Nigeria is headed for Recession
We've gone on Relegation for a club record 3 times: 83/84 season, 2016/2017 season, and now 2020 season
Under one Manager.
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My attention has been drawn to the fact that Ronaldo scored a Hat Trick today
His Hat Trick appointments now cut across 3 geo political zones - Serie A, La Liga and Premiership.
In line with the principles of federal character
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Chelsea 0 - 2 Liverpool
We lost woefully
We made so much noise that Jagaban Havertz is coming from another league to deliver us
But today we've been reminded that Edo(Premiership) is not Lagos(Bundesliga) #EdoNoBeLagos
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Liverpool 3 - 1 Man U
The so called 'Special one' lost the Anfield debate like one Prof I know
He held a note pad and still couldn't get it right
Next he will say "we are where were ware" because of the players I inherited from the last manager
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Bayern lost 4-1
Man City lost 5-2
This week has been quite eventful for democracy
People are saying No to godfatherism everywhere.
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My attention has been drawn to this Uganda v Nigeria banter Match
I don't think we should be joining issues with a country whose flag is like Tottenham logo.
And this explains why they've never won any Trophy even in ludo. #UGNIG
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TRANSFER UPDATE!
The January Transfer Window is now officially open
Star Striker and US International, Cardi B has announced a keen interest to join her dream club - NAIJA
While Rejecting all official bids from Shatta Ghana FC
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Ajax 0 - 1 Chelsea
Ajax tried to close their borders like one govt we know
No Export(scoring)
No Import (conceding)
But we still overcame their obnoxious polices at the end
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Man United 1 - 2 Crystal Palace
An incompetent team will always "miss" to deliver
Whether it's handled directly by His Excellency, Baba Pogba(GCON)
Or through his Chief of Staff, Abba Rashford
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Man U 5 - 2 Bournemouth
Today, Man U has officially inaugurated their Campaign Council for Champions League mandate
His Excellency, Mason Nyesome Wike Greenwood is in charge
He knows how to achieve goals audaciously.
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Wolves 1 - 1 Man United
Man United manager, "OLE" Gunner Fowler needs to make more explanations
The Tax returns from today is clearly at variance with the heavy Tax returns from the last time against Chelsea
Signed:
Ebube Kyari
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My attention has been drawn to this Prof. Soyinka vs Young Boy Encounter
I blame Tonye Cole
He arrogated to himself the position of a Referee and began a VAR check that none of the sides asked him to do.
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He is our Club legend
He is the Ballon D'or Winner 2010-2015
He is the MVP of Democracy
He gave the most assists for credible Elections in 2015
He is the Highest Goal scorer for Rule of Law
He is the G.O.A.T
He is @GEJonathan
Happy Birthday to the Legend #MyTransitionHours
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Liverpool 5 - 3 Chelsea
A shameful day for our democracy
Chelsea Goal Keeper Kepa was forming "Unaware" and "Shocked" like one Baba we know.
While massive looting of goals and corruption was passing under him
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Man U 0 - 2 PSG
This is very unruly
No respect for Prof. Solskjaer who has been having fun playing with Trader Moni clubs in EPL
On such a big rally day, they decided to pelt them with goals and embarrass him at home.
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Leicester 0 - 1 Man U
Leicester always reminds me of APC
They just grabbed power one season
And became clueless afterwards.
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Southampton 1 - 4 Chelsea
We're doing very well
His Excellency, Tammy "Makinde" Abraham and many of our officials are working hard to achieve goals
But we need to caution Prof. Zouma Ayade to stop spoiling our clean "Rights" sheet.
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Man City 6 - 0 Chelsea
This is an overkill.
Pep turned the whole thing to a Mega Rally
Just like Kwanwaso, he has shown capacity to deliver his stronghold under any party or club.
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Man United 2 - 1 Tottenham
This party led by comrade OshiomOLE Gunner Solskjaer is too vindictive
They deployed all force to intimidate and persecute Mourinho
Just because he left their party
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My attention has been drawn to the new 2Pac of our democracy ~ @BoyCalledMun
No need to watch the Teni v Peruzzi El classico Match again
This video right here has already won the "Next Rated Artiste" Trophy for 2019.
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Nigeria 3 - 2 Cameroun
Elder Statesman Prof. Ben "Odion Ighalo" Nwabueze showed up in today's proceedings
He led the team to end this whole "Cameroun" argument and allegations
And made sure our victory and mandate was recovered.
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Watford 3 - 0 Liverpool
Finally, the Memo leaks
The Cabal has been exposed
Small "PREMIUM" club Watford did it for Democracy and Press Freedom.
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That moment when you're still trying to catch up in the harsh economy,
Then govt introduces another Wicked policy.
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Chelsea 0 - 2 Southampton
We're fast becoming a "Rubber Stamp" Club at home
Our Stamford Bridge has fallen
We need N37 Billion to Renovate it
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My attention has been drawn to highlights from yesterday's G7 Champions league Match
Our Ex Agric player and ADB sensation, Adeshina put up some scintillating displays as usual
PDP gave him a central midfield role but your MCM manager came in and sold him to buy Ogbeh Sanogo
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Bournemouth 1 - 0 Man U
Red Devils
They only know how to raise the Red Flag 🚩when they see Lampard
But allow others to date and go
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Peter Obi is the Arsene Wenger of Nigeria in Management of Resources
Dude built Stadium (Infrastructure)
And still left the club(State) wealthy with over 70 Billion Assets. #NGTheCandidates
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My attention has been drawn to the fact that Hon. Tacha failed to respond to questions well today.
I'm told she is a high ranking member representing Instagram South Constituency.
Maybe Ebuka should have just asked her to "Bow and Go" without any question at all #BBNaija
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"No leave no Transfer" FC Relegated
Captain got a RED Card and was sent off for violent tackle.
#BBNaija
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My attention has been drawn to the fact that MC Oluomo
held a peace meeting between Igbos and Yorubas in Oshodi
It's indeed an interesting development for our democracy
Sounds like Sergio Ramos calling on players to avoid hard tackles and stick to FAIR PLAY.
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Dear @NGSuperEagles
Nigerians are calling on you to bend the knee or show any form of solidarity for #EndSarsProtests in your match today
You did it for #BLM in Europe, it's time to do it for your country
Cc: @Ndidi25 @alexiwobi @67Kelechi @thenff @ighalojude
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Liverpool 4 - 1 Norwich
His Excellency, Mo Salah and his cabal have come with the Next Level of Tyranny this new dispensation.
They don't want anybody to talk
Or lead any form of revolution whatsoever.
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GOAL RUSH
Wild scenes at the Bayelsa Etihad Stadium
David Lyon's goal has been disallowed after player who gave the assist(Deputy) was found to be yards offside.
The Away team Manager OshiomhOLE Solksjaer is totally livid.
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My attention has been drawn to the fact that AY came to accuse you all of not facing "your oppressors"
In other leagues, comedians like Trevor Noah use their skill to run VAR CHECKS on politicians
But AY is here shouting and blaming us for a very avoidable Celebrity Own goal
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Chelsea 2 - 0 Nothingham Forest
Sai Baba Morata scored a brace today
He knows how to show force and oppress small opposition clubs like Deji and Dino
But when it comes to tackling our security challenges at the Premiership level, he is no where to be found.
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PSG 3 - 0 Real Madrid
This is not good for democracy
The PSG "Cabal" are out to play some wicked game this period
They made sure Star boy Prof. Hazard was stripped of his powers today.
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Court orders are being disobeyed
Protesters attacked
Journalists harassed
Anti Hate Speech/Death sentence Bill proposed
We've not even gotten to 2nd half of this regime yet.
But as it stands, we're now on Relegation zone to a Tyrannical Division.
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On #SexForGrades,
I propose for our govt to do the following
1. Give National Awards to the @BBCAfrica team
2. Set up a system to support more investigative journalism across varsities
3. Revisit and sign into law the "Anti Sexual Harassment in Uni bill"
4. Prosecute offenders
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Derby 0 - 3 Man U
Yesterday was a very good day for our democracy
The people's Representative Ighalo scored a brace
His move to Man U on "LOAN" is the only "LOAN" that Nigerians can see the result and approve now
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Today is a great day for democracy as Champions league returns
Most distinguished Senators Chelsea, Barca, Juve, PSG etc will resume plenary.
While our junior colleagues in Edo State House of Assembly(EUROPA) may have to wait and beg for their own inauguration later.
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Wolves 3 - 2 Man City
Wolves humble City again
They're like US govt to Ruling Man CIty
They know how to compel His Excellency, General Baba Guardiola to obey court order.
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Croatia 2 -0 Nigeria
Again, we have learnt that Jerseys are like Campaign Posters
No matter how beautiful they look
They don't win Elections. #NFFCShow
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Monaco 0 - 4 Brugge
Just like Fashola, Thierry Henry was very critical of other Managers before he came to power
Today, he has the Job.
"ZERO" Megawatts.
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Juventus 1 - 2 Man U
It's a good day for democracy
The OLD lady Juve wanted to Win Second Term(Leg) like one OLD President I know
But the Opposition staged a great Comeback to Power
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Yesterday, Nigeria won 3 crucial matches against:
Uganda🇺🇬
Ghana🇬🇭
Jamaica🇯🇲
Some people now want to spoil our clean sheet by calling for this #NigeriaVsAmerica match
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Kizz Daniel is the Tottenham of Nigerian Music
Highly underated
But consistently in Top 4 within the last 6 years
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Algeria 2 - 1 Nigeria
A sad day for democracy
They made sure Chukwueze was detained
And refused to obey court orders for his release like one president I know
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Tottenham 2 - 4 Barcelona
Harry Kane's goal raised our hopes like Ambode's Press conference.
We all felt they were going to FIGHT back and stop this oppression by Asiwaju Lionel Messi
But they eventually CONCEDED
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Barcelona 3 - 0 Man U (4-0)
Too much goals in circulation
Evidently, Messi is corrupt.
He needs to start living within his means and score clean goals
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Chelsea 2 - 0 Real Madrid
They said Ramos was coming to defend their poor performance
That he is a Senior in the profession
Senior Advocate of Nonsense!
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Now that Chukwueze, Ndidi, Onuachu, Oshoala, Senior Man Kelechi and their respective Clubs won 🏆
I just want to remind all of you that Mason Mount is a Nigerian ahead of Chelsea game on 29th
His full name is Masomachi Onyeka Mount.
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Just woke up to the gist that Beyonce is better than Michael Jackson
This poor sense of judgement started since 2015 when Buhari was chosen.
And if true democrats don't rise up, they will soon say Bakayoko is better than Messi.
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My friend @MrStanleyNwabia will be laid to rest tomorrow Saturday 19th October, 2019.
In his honour, I will be observing a day of silence on Twitter tomorrow 19/10/2019 #RIPStanleyNwabia
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