not ashton kutcher. or alaska. tweeting like it's 2007.

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I teared up watching this. Glad your safe @Perna -- thanks for capturing and sharing these people's story
New video: After the Flood piped.video/sTMegVAYlc4
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Auto-fill locations in Google Calendar using Foursquare venue info - easily my most used @foursquareapi integration: mitro.co/calendar-autocomple…
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Replying to @dpatil
Ugh. Well, thanks for reminding everyone about how I'm the black sheep in this family.
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Today is my last day at @foursquare. After three wonderful years, I’ve decided it’s time to move on.
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I made a little video game! Hope you like it.
Replying to @playdate
Poco wants to go out and play, but the world just keeps getting in her way! Help Poco navigate the mazes while keeping an eye out for tasty fish snacks. Designed for kids but fun for all ages! And that's it for this drop. See you soon!! play.date/games/pocos-maze/?… 👾
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This is what an indie app launch looks like (Stitch! Available for Android @ play.google.com/store/apps/d…)
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Replying to @Casey
It was great running into you too! Glad you finally got to meet the 👶🏽😁
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Many many many thanks to @vivekb, @goldman, and the Twitter Support team for helping restoring my account after it was stolen yesterday. You rock.
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"People will ask for a pony… then you give them one and they don't ride it" - @kvanscha cautioning against slavishly doing what users ask
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I really have to pee
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LAUNCHING
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Sad to sunset @bemeapp, but excited to embark on a new adventure w/ this team I love rethinking tech+media at CNN: nytimes.com/2016/11/28/techn…
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My poop's weight: 0.5 lb. My parents have a scale right by the toilet and I have twitter on my phone. It's the future!
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Who made the HQ Trivia theme song and opener? That 💩 is 🔥.
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Turns out I'm the kind of tourist who enjoys exploring "The Brooklyn of *" in every new city.
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There are a few types of people in this world: Pro-oxford comma, anti-oxford comma and illiterate.
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I WISH TO GIVE YOU MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR SERVICES
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End of an era
We'll be going offline in 2 weeks on Oct 17th. We hope Partychat has been as helpful & wonderful a part of your lives as it has been for us.
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Hi SF! I'm here for the week... let's get coffee sometime
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Incredibly grateful for the opportunity I’ve had to work w/ @dens @naveen @mharkey @Holger @octopi @krave & so many others the past few yrs
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Has anyone figured out a way to add wireless charging to a Pixel 2? I tried using a regular USB-C Qi receiver tag, but it didn't work 😞
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Very upset that Google Photo's face recognition feature doesn't allow me to categorize/label my cats.
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Brilliant. Nicely done team @swarmapp =)
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no but seriously, wheres my goddamn pageless google docs already
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Finally solved a @nytimes Sunday crossword without cheating! Guess I should get a job now...
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And away we go.
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Many thanks to @katiecouric for featuring my blog post in her newsletter today! katiesfyi.com/newsletter/oct…
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Whiskey stones are a complete waste of money. Question everything about any gift guide claiming otherwise.
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What is a Platform? More than APIs: medium.com/on-startups/75502… (a blog post by yours truly)
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I’ve been a terrible friend, and my phone is mostly to blame: medium.com/@ak/are-phones-ma…
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Excited to see what the world learns with our newly launched Foursquare firehose: blog.foursquare.com/2013/05/…. Data!
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I’ll be spending some time hacking while exploring options for my next adventure. Sign up @ next.akdotcom.com for future updates
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Famous last words: "Oh, I can do that with just a Hive query or two."
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Ship it.
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Replying to @mm
@mm have you tried being an indian male in SF?
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Replying to @amalt
Everyone trying to do home workouts
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CAFFEINE!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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@dickc just walked past you in Soho -- good luck tomorrow!
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I really hope someone is making a YouTube video of Pence refuting that Trump never said something, followed by the clip of Trump saying it.
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Every time I finish reading a novel, I'm left wondering how no one in the entire book ever pooped.
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I love my friends
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Whoa. Woke up and walked into a time machine this morning: bloomberg.com/news/articles/… /cc @dylancasey @jeremyhylton @andrewhyatt @kevinweil
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So many apps for making new friends; so few apps for keeping old friends.
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Pizza in Brooklyn is really, really good.
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Turns out the green thing on this leftover pizza is basil, not mold.
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I've always wished my Amazon Echo was an answering machine.
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That thing where I smiled at someone familiar & later realized I recognize them as the star of a Tony Award Winning Best Musical
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Unearthed this time capsule during an epic spring cleaning this weekend. /cc @rsarver @Devon @jeremyhylton
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Sunsets are pretty.
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Retweet if you're currently waiting for the R train.
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This is for you, my fellow Americans: exitpoll.live/ #ExitPollLive
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Imagine how confused people will be in 10 years time about how Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar once did a track together
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TFW you minimize all your Chrome windows because you tried commenting in a Google Doc with view-only permissions.
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Why do all last-minute travel deals always require me to say where I want to go? I'm here; tell me where I can get to for how much!
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Help me make "Zuko Stardust" a thing
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Foursquare as the location layer for the internet as told by @anildash -- a vision of @naveen's I continue to carry: dashes.com/anil/2013/08/on-l…
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Gettin' hitched (@ Bronx Zoo for Anna & Akshay Get Married! w/ @krave @dpatil @mikiephresh) [pic]: 4sq.com/QAwYDv
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Always a crewmate, never an imposter
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Really can't argue with that headline: "Foursquare Connected Apps Make Foursquare Insanely Useful" - @Lifehacker lifehacker.com/5922290/fours…
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Tequila and I are no longer friends
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Squaredar has over 10,000 users… not bad for a weekend project. Add it to your foursquare account here: foursquare.com/app/L1QEJFHM1…
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PSA iPhone users: disable WiFi until you can update to 10.3.1 at home Android users: disable WiFi until the April sec patch is available
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It's not considered "drinking alone" if you're wearing a tie, sipping bourbon, and listening to jazz, right?
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Seriously people -- when asking someone for a favor, would it kill you make sure you've SPELLED THEIR NAME CORRECTLY?
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And now thank you T, Lisi, & Lindsay from @GoDaddyHelp for helping me regain access to my account. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Picking the right animated gifs for important business correspondences is a crucial skill I bring to this job.
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So this is what it fells like to be old.
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Any song that includes the sound of a phone ringing unanswered in the background for more than 5 seconds is evil.
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the moon was a smile in a starry sky
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I *can* even. Literally.
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Just crunched some data: I talk to my grandfather 2.5x more often since I built @letsstitch
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TFW you accidentally pour yourself a bowl of regular Cheerios® instead of Honey Nut Cheerios®
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Wheat Thins are so good.
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I like this @jeffbercovici guy at @Forbes, he makes me sound smart: forbes.com/sites/jeffbercovi…
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Replying to @noah_weiss
@noah_weiss @stewart Congratulations! Excited to see a new NYC office bloom and for @SlackHQ to get even smarter!
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All too often we forget about the networked sensors we carry around all day: opensignal.com/reports/batte…
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Simplify.
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"Are those tater tots?" "Sorry, no. Those are fried cheese curds." #midwest
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If you ever wonder why I'm bad at replying to at-mentions, it's because my inbox is full of crap like this
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Guys! My brainwave cat ears are finally here! No, I'm not joking. /cc @Alex_Donn
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Tacos today: 5
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Make a decision and move on. There are worse things in this world than being wrong.
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My first @foursquare anniversary! It's been an amazing year and this next year is already on track to beat the last one.
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Replying to @jackycoyne
Want a Beme Dropmix original?
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That thing when you find a missing sock after many months of optimistically keeping its mate.
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"Don’t fuck up people’s names. A person’s name is the most important sound to them in the world." - a very wise @amit
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EST != EDT. Use "ET" if you can't be bothered to keep them straight.
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Tomorrow we eat kale
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OH NO MY INTESTINES ARE BLEEDI... wait, never mind, I ate beets last night.
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Pro tip: If you're trying to be in my good graces, don't address me as "Ashley" #threadmuted
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It only took me four years to unlock the @foursquare Gym Rat badge -- that's not embarrassing, right?
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Replying to @amalt
glad you liked the flowers
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The sloth is in the pumpkin /cc @amalt
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@dickc enjoy ringing the bell tmw -- I've done it twice (NASDAQ, long story) and it's a lot of fun.
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Heyo @TwitterSupport, if you're going to offer 2FA, don't let hackers bypass it so easily. Literally 48 hours after I get my account back someone managed to disable my 2FA
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Whiskey and chocolate.
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