ilmbf @trudeauhandjob // ifb ^_^ // #filmtwt #shamelesstwt
he/him || 7/21 🦇🖤 || 🇩🇪
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me in public wearing a band tee after remembering the titles of their least popular songs in case i get asked to name five songs
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if you can’t afford condoms how the FUCK are you gonna be able to afford a baby ?? 😭
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You could say “pedophilia is bad” and here comes jimmyurinesballs talking bout “erm actually ☝️🤓”
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Normal gay ship: i wish you were a girl… i wish we could be together
Average destiel interaction:
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can we please talk about the way gerard shows his reactions through expressions? when he’s impressed or happy you can see it in his face :(
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Me when i’m watching an emo makeup tutorial and they say something about using pale foundation/looking pale
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til the room’s seams begin to drip green sludge and the room gets filled with radiation emitting smoke
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This post was aimed at my bitch brother who thinks its funny to pee five times on a two hour trip. Fucking asshole 🖕🖕🖕
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not knowing the difference between there their and they’re at seventeen years old is insane
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Hey guys speaking of playlists peep mine i just made it it kinda sucks idk hi lol open.spotify.com/playlist/0H…
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mcrtwt toxic as fuck bruh like look at this 🦆🚗 the duck bigger than the car none of this shit real
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What’s your favorite season
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hello.
before i deactivate, i wanna clarify i didnt know i could hurt people like this. i trusted my friends but now it turns out im getting exposed. i’m leaving because you all hate me and can’t accept the fact that i got sam winchester pregnant. goodbye.
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Okay guys… dont cancel me for this but… i think making fun of people with mental illness or disordered habits is bad
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bro i was driving to chicago one time and my brother stopped like five or six times to piss. ITS A TWO HOUR DRIVE. mind you we were in chicago all day and i didn’t piss once meanwhile we got ant bladder over here complaining every five minutes
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Being a dead poets society fan is so much fun when you don’t got a little bitch in your ear telling you how much they hate cameron
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hit tweet i guess follow me if you like house md, ferris bueller’s day off, dead poets society, 1917, sabrina carpenter, or avenged sevenfold
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Hi, this is Drew’s mom. I opened up this app due to the notifications and would like to let you all know his phone has been confiscated for the time being and we will be having a conversation about this account. The things he has been posting on this app are not ok. 👍
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