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I’m waiting for the “He was saved by his copy of the Bible that he always carries with him.”
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You got a pedophile as President.
You lost your credibility when you covered up for him.
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So Trump negotiated an additional 15% tax on EU goods for Americans?
How is this better than before?
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Tell ya what, if you could just point to which ones Trump build we can probably clear this up pretty quickly.
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You are forgetting about the 14 yo that sued him and his buddy Epstein for . . . Wait for it . . . That’s right rape.
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Trump supporters don’t debate, even they can’t defend Trump, so all they do is attack the other side with lies that have to be addressed until the time runs out.
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Nope. Some are peeing their pants from laughing at you guys trying to make RFK Jr. important.
Please go on.
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Did ya see Hulk Hogan and porn wanna be star at the RNC? They know their audience - dumb sexually repressed white males and they hit that nail on the head.
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That doesn’t prove him wrong it just show that Trump is a hypocrite. Which doesnt surprise anyone.
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You mean population centers like where the majority of people live?
You seriously need a hobby or something.
Maybe @SteveLoveCrochet
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He was sued for raping a 13 year old along with his buddy Epstein.
He has bragged about grabbing them by the pussy.
He’s made numerous inappropriate sexual comments about his daughter
And he has been convicted of sexual assault.
That is who you are with.
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Maybe you should interview the 4th grade boys who didn’t even notice it instead of the helicopter snowflake parents that melt so easily.
Y’all just love telling people how to live their lives don’t ya?
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Nixon was pardoned.
There was nothing stopping anyone from charging or arresting Obama. Other than common sense.
The court didn’t take away presidential immunity, they verified that it never existed.
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It’s not hatred for Trump, it’s love of democracy and not wanting to live under a dictator, even for a day.
Wars Biden has started - 0
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That’s called a summary judgment,
Trump lost it.
Thats how the law and civil trials work.
Yes, Habba is a terrible lawyer.
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You are correct. Trump supporters are generally the lowest educated and are very gullible.
Harris supporters are the opposite.
We are not the same.
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Kinda like when Trump raised money to stop the steal and then used it for his legal bills from trying to steal the election.
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Because a bunch of racists white guys can’t got over that a black man was President.
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Why would anyone vote for convicted felon and rapist for President. Do MAGA want him o have to explain to their kids how the President sexually assaulted a woman?
If he’s really the best of y’all, you’re in trouble.
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Aren’t those Trump’s tax hikes tho?
i.e. tax breaks that Trump let expire in the Bill?
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Elon came on a student visa and didn’t go to school.
Doesn’t exactly sound legal to me.
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An Elon Musk is what we call someone who gets in way over their head and fucks everything up.
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BREAKING: Trump plans to release a list of other people to make his own actions not look so bad.
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Trump has a business.
Foundations help others.
Businesses help the owners.
Any questions?
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How many of Trumps trade deals increases the cost of goods for Americans?
All of them.
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How many wives did he have?
How many of them did he cheat on?
He also told a porn star “you look like my daughter” before he had sex with her while his wife was at home with a new born.
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Thats like how you are considered a loser for knowingly lying to the FBI and then taking a plea deal and admitting your guilt.
You clearly have deeper problems going on.
You will be defined by it.
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What’s funny is that 1 year ago MAGA didn’t even know what USAID was.
And they still don’t.
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It’s shocking that the people in that district wouldnt support the same party whose candidate straight lied about everything.
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I’m pretty sure that if something like that actually happened we would still be talking about it.
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Using “fact” a little loose there don’t ya think?
A Pelosi production to stop her own parties President-elect from being sworn in?
Doesn’t really make sense when you say it out loud.
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He built the Empire State Building?
The Chrysler Building?
One World Trade Center?
Rockefeller Plaza?
432 Park Avenue?
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Aren’t you even kind of wondering why Trump didn’t do such a great thing when he was President?
What has changed? Other than his criminal record?
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If being a Super Bowl champion and dating a world famous, rich and powerful woman is trash, then throw me TF away.
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This is literally what happens when yo mouth writes checks yo ass can’t cash.
Talk to Fani about keeping a cash reserve.
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Most former President have some respect for their own name and legacy.
So they don’t slap their name on literally any product that offers 80% of their profit to do it.
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Reality is hard for you, isn’t it?
You are full blown stage 2 mental break. Only eight more stages.
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