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I said I don't want a 9-5 job so i started #Crypto trading.
Now, I work 24/7 😭😭😭😭
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A terabyte is 1024 GIG.
1024 × 58 = 59, 329 GIG of child porn.
He truly deserves to be thrown in an erupting volcano
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therapist: "do u have any weird memories from childhood?"
Lil kid: yes, christmas 2023
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I travelled for just a month. See what the rats in my kitchen did.
Hunger dey this land 😹
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Did you say assault?
THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER!
The motherfucker should be charged for attempted murder
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Why would you bring out your dog without a leash??? especially when you know you have zero control over them
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Y'all meet Benjamin. He's another victim of a Samsung phone. The phone did not explode this time around but his wife found out the password
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Behind that door is $10 Billion. All you have to do is go through that door and take it but the rule is "No Weapon Is Allowed"
What will you do and how will you do it?
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In Nigeria, a man started a civil service job in 1986 with a salary of ₦500 ($700). He retired in 2016 on a salary of ₦180,000 ($500).
My conclusion, for 30 years, He was slowly and consistently moving backwards 😭😭😭
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I'm not a boring person, I'm just an indoor gangster who likes to stay alone. It's always me and my ancestors. That's how I stay out of trouble and disrespect
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Having sex with only your boyfriend/girlfriend and sticking to one person doesn't change the fact that you are FORNICATING
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Nigerians abroad are protesting on our behalf. They are not tired. They are not backing down. Why are we at home backing down? Why are we all silent? With one voice, we will win this battle.
Online protesters, oya begin dey RETWEET any #EndSARS tweet AGGRESSIVELY
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Paintings are beautiful so a painter painted a painting of a painting painting a painter around a painting
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3x GREAT GOATS 🐐
WHITELIST GIVEAWAY 🎁
How to win:⬇️
- Like ❤️ and Retweet 🔄
- Follow @GreatGoatsNFT and @aboladejohn_
- Tag 3 NFT frens
DANCE WITH THE GOATS! 🤘 🕺 🐐
LET'S DANCE WITH THE GREATEST TO DO 🚀 🚀 🚀
Ending soon!!!
#SolanaNFTs #WhitelistGiveaway
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Àbí make I swallow my pride. Make I start to dey comment under giveaway post?🤔🤔🤔 ẹnu gbé o
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TIPS ON HOW TO RETRIEVE YOUR MONEY AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED
I read this article somewhere and I decided to come share it here. Do your friends and your followers a great deal of help by RTing, it costs you nada 💯
Go through the thread careful and learn.
#Thread
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She told her boyfriend to show her pictures of the outfits she ordered and daaaaamn I for sure wasn't expecting this...😹
#NationalBoyfriendDay
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Men are scum. You fvcked my sister. I don't want nothing to do with you no more.
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But you asked me to show more interest in your family.
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Here, it is clearly shown that sex is more important than your meal
...and watching live porn is more important than running for your life. 😂
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If She doesn't Pick ur Calls, Don't worry Bruh, just Send her a text. "Honey Have u Received The Money" She'll call you back most def 😂😂😂
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"Come earlier next time and you will see we aren't kidding you"
That was it for me.... I laughed so hard 😂😂😂
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If you want to catch a man, use a woman.
If you want to catch a woman, use ________???
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Better have the whole gaming with friends on tape with a stamped date & time.... cos of any future accusation
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If you are beating me 5-0 on FIFA and you still pause to change formation or watch the replay. I will have to assume you like hospital food.
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RETWEET if you believe Buhari has been the worst President in history (Both Military and Democratic)
#SARSMUSTEND || #BuhariHasBeenABadBoy
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Pretty girls with natural bodies and respectable jobs. You all are still winning just don't let social media fool you
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You live in 1Bedroom and be tweeting "Having Breakfast In Bed"
Wait! Do you have a choice?
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Every cheating story is the man but when you talk about DNA test, some women faint. Why?
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Baby, I checked your phone while you were sleeping. Who is Sade one night stand?
Reply as the boyfriend
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A totally naked woman rushed into a taxi.
The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.
The woman asked the taxi driver, "Why are you staring at me that way,😠 haven't you ever seen a naked woman?"
The taxi driver replied, "No, I just wonder where you keep my money"
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As you dey pray for money, pray make e last, as you dey pray make e last, pray make you last.
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There are two kinds of Ladies;
(1) y = ax² + bx + c
(2) y = mx + c
You won't understand this joke because your head is as clean as an A4 paper. Tragic 💔
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Daddy, mummy meet my boyfriend. He's the man I'd like to marry.
Reply like an African parent 😁
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God punish every single soul playing with our emotions with fake #EndSARS giveaway at this trying time
Can I hear an Amen? and RETWEET if you support this
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They close Third Mainland Bridge just to repair and reconstruct. It caused more traffic and we bear and reason with them.
Now, reason and bear with us as the Soro Soke generation will peacefully protest and close some major roads today to repair and reconstruct Nigeria
#EndSARS
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Watch and Learn!!!
I never knew there are some cooking tricks like this
nitter.app/Tsek_Bastard/status/12…
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Tom and Jerry is that show you were happy to watch as a kid and even when you get older, you're even more happier to watch with your kids
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This quoted tweet motivated me and I decided to ask her if I could DM and she said Yes ...but😭😭😭
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You are not bright at all. How you finished medical school should be questioned.
So the lawyer is below average because you don't know him? E go sir
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