Top 100 Football Twitter Troll. It’s all about #DaBears and the REAL USC 🫵🏽🐔 *For Entertainment Purposes ONLY*
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They don’t respect you, Dayo
They said you’re ass, Dayo
They want Maxx Crosby, Dayo
They want Myles Garrett, Dayo
They’re calling for your head, Dayo
How do YOU respond? 🫵🏽
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The fat jokes funny til 2am hit and you realize you have no bitches.
I’m fat and married. You “skinny” and depressed. Eat some gumbo FN it’ll cheer you up. 🤝🏾
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I rarely join in the Stat Boiz discourse, but this is insane. Mans is the Jaylen Brown of the NFL 😭
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Not his real passing chart
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You need to save that combo money for therapy FN. Get help before judging others 🫵🏽
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100%. I had a Pit/Chow mix years ago growl at me like this. I slammed that mf real quick and got eye to eye with him and said “who you growling at?!” Buddy started licking my arm. Never had another problem with him 😂
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“The Bears and the Panthers are on win streaks”
Bears & Panthers fans after fighting for 5 years straight:
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Kevin Warren helping George McCaskey realize he’s a billionaire and can throw money at whatever he wants
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Players & coaches getting packed up for illegal gambling BUT NOT ONE REFEREE?!
Ok, man 😂
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Team docs: “Jayden it doesn’t look like any ribs are broken. You should be good to pla-“
Jayden:
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Hands down top 5 moment from tonight. Thank you @packers 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
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Nah it depends on the relationship you have with that other person. A random dog doing this from a random person, I’m removing myself from the situation.
If it’s FAMILY or a FRIEND’S DOG? Oh they getting this treatment. Idgaf what they say, imma be around so get in line 😂
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Crazy thing is Bron is entering his “old head” era of basketball, and anyone who’s played an old head in pickup knows them old heads are DEMONS on the court. Fundamentally sound and will drop 30 on you easy 😂
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“Caleb Williams was sold as a generational talent.”
MF YOU WAS ONE OF THE ONES DOING THE SELLING 😂😂😂😂😂
"Caleb Williams was sold as a generational talent. We were all hoping it would be this generation."
@colincowherd reacts to more reports of the Bears' QB's training camp struggles
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Watched the CHGO clip with Courtney Cronin and she said a coach who interviewed for the HC role and didn’t get it said “The Bears have their shit together.” That’s BIG.
And guess who’s the one guy who wasn’t here the last time we did this that’s here now?
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The crashout from the fanbase when we don’t land Ben Johnson is gonna be legendary
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Packers fans told me he’s top 10 tho???
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This the most “HERE NIGGA, DAMN!” pick I’ve seen. Thank you Poles, now the fanbase can shut up 😂
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I’m not even joking: when was the last time you saw a runningback blocking highlight reel???
Ben Johnson is clinically insane for drafting this guy he’s a monster 😭😭🔥🔥🔥
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The girlies are on TikTok making vids in Bears gear
Bears fans’ kids are doing ding dong ditch at Packers’ fans’ houses
Random people are complementing me on how good the Bears look
We really are back 🥹
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Now that I’m 2 hours into looking at some Colston “tape” y’all gotta explain to me like I’m five why you hate this pick so much?
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Kendrick dropping this ‘Not Like Us’ track then DJ Vlad unintentionally reinforcing the message behind the track was something the culture needed to right itself.
Turn this tf UP!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Bears 6-3; tied for 1st in the division.
Vikings fans gave up on Jettas.
Lions’ OC got his chain snatched.
Packers lost. At Home. AGAIN.
Packers FC leadership went into hibernation.
I haven’t had a hate-watch session this successful in a long time 🥹
#DaBears
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At my sister in laws’ house and her friend was talking about her brother and mentioned he’s in the NFL and plays for the Bears.
Me: “Is that so? What’s his name?” 🤨
“Montez SWEAT”
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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In the time since Pope Leo XIV was elected:
-Frank Ragnow retired
-The Vikings “moved on” to JJ MIDcarthy
-Jaire graduated to unemployment
-Bo Melton became CB1
-Jordan Love became a vampire
Coincidence???
😎🙏🏾
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We’ve tried the whole stoic, humble, jackass, all-business QB’s. Why not embrace the QB who welcomes the challenge with open arms?
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Panthers fans said the same thing about DJ Moore
Commy fans said the same thing about Montez Sweat
Be careful, young one.🙂
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That “Deebo will be traded” noti dropped and not a single Bears fan batted an eye.
I’m proud of y’all 🥹
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Player released day 1 of camp
1st team O kicked tf off the field
Defense doing up downs after messing up
Caleb getting yelled at & benched for fucking up the playcall
Fans gave up already
Media lamenting “no more excuses”
Ben coming thru WRECKING SHIT LETS GOOOOOO 🐻⬇️
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“People are dying out here!”
What is an autograph from a retired NFL Center gonna do to fix that? 😂
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Ben Johnson probably gonna turn Tyler Scott to prime Tyreek Hill when he gets here 🥹
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Theo - LT
Thuney - LG
Dalman - C
Jonah - RG
Ozzy - RT
All of a sudden there’s protection?!
Imma bout to push a MEEEEAN AGENDA 😈
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Folks forget that humans and animals play by 2 different sets of rules. Gotta establish that dominance early so they know what’s up 😂
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This is by far my favorite play of Justin Fields from his entire NFL career so far. This was grown-ass man play that says “I’m more of a man than you, lil ass boi.” 😂🔥🔥🔥
Chicago Bears
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Bears tricked off Ben Johnson from dirty-ass Detroit
Drafted A Natty-Winning Demon at TE, a Monster at DT, and a pure DEMON at WR
Vikings are clueless in the draft
The Lions drafting Elon defects
Packers still waiting on Love to breakout
Bears up a BILLIE!
#DaBears
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Wife: “you know you gotta watch ‘Pop the Balloon it’s live on Netflix now!”
Me: *walks in, sees a white woman rapping*
*walks out*
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Ryan Poles: *scouting an OL prospect from Miller Motte Technical College* “this kid has potential..”
Ben Johnson:
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Blud wasn’t getting coached, didn’t understand the film, yet he still dropped 36 on y’all?
Yikes y’all really are ass 😬
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I’d like to submit this screenshot of Cam listening to Canty’s bullshii as the 2025 version of the Chris Tucker meme
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My brother just got full custody of his daughter, and his hoe ass ex-wife has to pay HIM child support!!!
Turn this tf UP!!!
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Poles probably could’ve gotten JJ at a discount as a top 10 Corner.
Now he gotta pay that man top 3 corner money and he only has himself to blame. Can’t play hardball with every player 😂🤷🏾♂️
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