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I think the point is that it takes two to tango. You completely missed that! Lmao
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Replying to @bflare @SomaKazima
Grandpa has me fucking crying!! 😂😂
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A closet full of Hermes bags. 42 engagement rings. Not a woman in sight??
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Officially (well, unofficially) an Esquire now, y’all! Absolutely killed it this time!!
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I was feeling myself at 4am. Clearly.
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Replying to @Like_The_Crown
Yup!!
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It’s so weird that little boys with personalities are thought to be feminine. Sidebar, wow they are twins!!
He acts just like Lil Baby did when he was a kid. Stop being weird.
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Summertime ready. ✨
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I am thinking that people don’t know/have never seen people married more than 25 years. Does everyone think it’s 25 years of pure bliss?? 😂
Michelle Obama stating some basic facts about marriage and all y’all freaking out.
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It’s the home for me.
Emory Jones shares new photo with JAY-Z 📸: instagram.com/p/CLpIyfwBWdM/
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I’m so excited, I could waive an American flag right now!!
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Replying to @bflare
Omg the quotes lmaooo I didn’t know so many men knew this many SWV songs. 😂😂
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Virgil has literally done NOTHING to show that he stands with Black people. So I’m not sure where the confusion stems from. 😂😂
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If Jordyn Woods is the reason black people band together to drop the Kardashians for good, i’m here for it!! 🙋🏽‍♀️ Use that black card, sis!
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Failing the bar exam is really just a temporary speed bump. Give yourself some time to regroup, but know that you can absolutely crush it the next time!!
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Literally giving Kandi when she’s angry energy. Yasss, Queen!
This is FRYING me shsjzjsjakamsnakan 😭
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Your favorite new lawyer. ✨
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I saw people that I haven’t seen since 2011 tonight!!! Wow. Shoutout to Howard University. I can’t explain the love & appreciation I have for having the privilege to be in this environment.
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I think everyone needs to realize that you may have the right to apologize to someone, but you also have to understand that they have the right not to accept it and or accept it on their own terms. The act of apologizing does not simply absolve you from accountability.
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Speaking on a HUSL Career Services Panel today. I hope a lot of 1Ls join!! My fav panels always featured HUSL grads.
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I am fully vaccinated and I will be wearing my mask in public indefinitely.
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That song being played at the Super Bowl is going to send this nigga into a mental facility.
He wants them to pull the song. He’s not asking for real compensation. He wants the song off streaming platforms and shelved.
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I’m (almost) ready for summer!!
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Gotta play it safe; no face, no case.
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Whenever people get to talking about “Dr.” Sebi, Nipsey, sea moss, being vegan and add a sprinkle of misogyny to top it off I already know I’m not going to take them seriously. 😩🥴
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Amanda Seales is that black girl that just realized she was black 5 minutes ago and I don’t have time for her shenanigans
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Idc how much money I make/have, please slap me if I come on the timeline calling everybody broke lmaooo
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Fuck them kids.
insanely tacky to have a child-free wedding
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Truly honored to have had Chadwick speak at my law school graduation. You never really think about how significant certain moments will be in the grand scheme of life. Urgh. I’m hurt.
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I could never be on Housewives of Potomac, cuz I’d never beat the aggressive allegations. I’m slapping tf out these bitches.
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I like Drake’s music far more than I like Meg’s, in all honesty. However, I believe Megan. Never doubted her. It’s unfortunate that these people, specifically black, male rappers, keep doing this to her. This is about way more than music.
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This literally went completely over your head! He’s making that statement because a man can also go in there as a parent of an aborted baby. He walked right by them with no problem. That’s literally his point.
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The Weeknd went absolutely crazy with House of Balloons. It still hits today 😩😩
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After all of the things that could possibly go wrong went wrong, I’m finally having my NY Bar interview today. Finally about to be official. 😂😂
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Literally. Same vibes as “closed mouths don’t get fed.” You don’t (often) get rewarded cuz you were a good person. You will absolutely get taken advantage of though!
Senior Vice President at Roc Nation, Lenny S talks about the best piece of advice he’s gotten from JAY-Z. “You don’t get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate”
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My job called me the other day and noted that only one person got picked for the intellectual property group and that one person is me. 🙋🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️ I’m excited.
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I always look better in France. Especially in the South. 💜
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Replying to @kiaraimanii_esq
This really reminded me of this epic response. Incorporating it into my daily shady responses now. 😂😂
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Up North woman, too! Me two weeks ago in SC.
how to catch a down south woman .
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Also, there’s so much discourse around Watch Jazzy’s “choice” when it can be simply put. She was/is desperate and confused. A man like Cam Newton feeds off of women like her. He makes a choice. She, & women like her, acquiesce.
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Genes are so fascinating. The way they look so East African amazes me!
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I absolutely went into big law for the money. Anyone that’s in big law straight outta law school obviously could’ve had other options. My option was anti struggle. Some people do this because they wanna be partners! Can’t relate lmao No regrets. 😂
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Replying to @JUSTNtime2tweet
That was wild and unnecessary!!
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Literally NEVER thought I’d be over working from home every day. A good 2-3 day split would be ideal.
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Envy never fails to be a Karen!! Hampton University you will pay for your crimes!
Keith Lee and DJ Envy have a small back and forth on The Breakfast Club when Envy referred to the way he reviews food as the 'hood' way "that energy that you gave me, when they give it to small restaurants thats what I dont like"
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I know people laugh @ this, but it’s true. You can see the impact that it has on both men and women, too. We generally have got to do better about colorism.
Joking about how light men are more feminine directly impacts how people perceive darkskin blac- *call drops*
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I think you can honor and respect Chadwick for continuing to accomplish amazing things while sick while still not applying that same thought process to everyone. We all have the right to choose how we live, despite what we may face day-to-day.
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Kanye only cares about things when it personally benefits him. He wants ownership of his masters so now labels are the devil. Yeah yeah.
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Shoutout to my firm for matching the unexpected Fall bonus!!!!!!!! 🤑🤑🤑
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God. I love being black.
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I don’t think there is anything wrong with getting plastic surgery, but there is an issue when you get plastic surgery and act like it was God given and/or you worked out to get it. Insult to injury when you then promote a healthy lifestyle & sell products behind the lie.
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Why can’t you negroes just love your own school experience?? You the one that chose that life! 😂
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If your rapid is negative, but you feel sick, just stay ya ass home!!
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Things niggas in law school like to do: act like they are trying to mentor you when they really are just tryna fuck. Ladies, be aware!
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I need a better selfie pose. 😂
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I am staying 10 steps away from the yard and I had 0 interest in seeing Kanye’s ass. Send his ass back to Calabasas where he belongs with that bs.
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A Howard trained, Jamaican American, WOMAN attorney is about to the President of the US? I meannnnnn, you really can’t tell me anything right about now!!
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BREAKING: U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan orders USPS to sweep facilities for remaining mail ballots and immediately send them for delivery
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What is the point of having early voting if you ain’t gonna count em early???
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I love being in the Hamptons. 😩
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Went into 21’s R&B room and he was playing Day 26’s “Since You’ve Been Gone.” He really is a shining star on that app!
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I always dreamed about being in my NYC apartment burning candles and playing black ass music/watching a black ass movie. Actually doing it >>>
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Replying to @Cspanish
Bingo lmao
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Speech that incites violence is NOT protected speech. Full stop.
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Went here on my bday and it was delicious!! I need to go back again. Lol
Ramen by Ra: A Black Woman-Owned Ramen Shop in NYC 🍜 🎥: righteouseats
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I’ve been being a fake lawyer for a year and a half, but I’m official official now. LMAO Still not offering free legal services though! 😂😂
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We have to acknowledge our privilege. I am a Howard grad, a law school grad and a black attorney. That is literally rooted in privilege lmao Privilege is not always tied to money. Classism does exist within our society. I feel like this is not a difficult concept.
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There are a great deal of C list black celebs in ATL that solely profit from black people that are exposing their dumb ass views for the public to see. Y’all not even wealthy enough to be defending capitalism so vehemently! Lmao
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I am absolutely a vacationer and not a traveler. I do not be doing it for the ‘Gram. I really love relaxing, eating, champagne and being by the water. Dassit!
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I didn’t lose my job or anything, but I damn sure don’t wanna pay my rent.
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Yesterday I saw people on here questioning how anyone could pay 3K in rent and it not be a mortgage and I knew they did not live in NYC or Cali.
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Please understand that just because someone is a lawyer, DOES NOT MEAN THEY KNOW WHAT TF THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT FOR EVERY INDUSTRY.
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Lmaoooo nah we had no idea! Is this nigga serious?
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I’m no criminal attorney, but some of y’all are not even ATTORNEYS AT ALL. Don’t nobody wanna hear your analysis of the trial. Lmaoo
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Cant even act like I didn’t pick the perfect week to GTF off the mainland.
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Niggas be fully understanding the nuances of racism but get amnesia when sexism is involved. If you don’t GTF.
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Freaking gorgeous!
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You know what’s sad? I really think I have to delete Twitter. 🥲
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I wen outside last night.
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Got my bonus and immediately did the responsible thing of paying down debt. Pass me my clown suit.
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I also just hate when celebs completely deny privilege as if it couldn’t possibly apply to them. It’s a privilege, believe it or not, to attend law school. Everyone can’t do that. It’s absolutely a privilege to bypass that shit and get A1 job placements. Girl, bye!!
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Y’all know I hate a nigga that talks down on Black people. I’m here for all Daniel slander. He got some nerve being that damn ugly!!
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Kim K’s Black ass husband just told y’all that racism doesn’t exist and she remained silent. Kim K didn’t refer to her own child as black ON HER OWN DAMN SHOW, and y’all want me to believe she is my black ass ally??
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Why is my bed @ peak comfort when it’s time to get out of it?
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It’s November but it’s 70 degrees. We can be outside; so imma be outside!!
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Honestly, everything is cancelled for the year. Let’s just accept it. No large events and definitely no international travel (maybe the holidays?) 😩
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BC fest lineup is dope until you start thinking about how unorganized the event is!
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Soul Food is on tv and I was just reminded how Sisqo really went IN on “We’re Not Making Love!!”
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I honestly thing Jacquees and Queen Naija really need more respect. “Who’s” and “Away From You” are r&b bops!
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I never make “goals” for the new year, but I am committed to being intentional about anything I do this year. In all facets of life.
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This new @TreySongz song is really good. ❤️
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This is my judgmental look.
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I just watched the miscarriage episode of Girlfriends and it really reminded me that carrying a child does not guarantee that you will bring your baby home. My heart breaks for anyone that has lost a child.
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Shoutout to the new lawyers/law students. Do great work, get this money, but most of all, don’t be an asshole!
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Replying to @bflare @Keeeeeeds
I’m not convinced he’s into women!
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Each day I see my hope of taking a vacation by December or even early 2021 slip further and further away.
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