Aubrey Plaza (fake) (not real) (parody) (satire)@_glassduster

presently not Aubrey Plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.

 Scariel's basement
curiouscat.live/dassgluster
Joined March 2022
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being a reply guy is much like being a ronin, you wander about looking for a master worthy of your service and eventually kill yourself
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he gets it
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why would he say this
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Morrowind is such a magical immersive experience
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autism be damned my boy knows his trains
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LET ๐Ÿ‘ THE ๐Ÿ‘ WOMEN ๐Ÿ‘ IN ๐Ÿ‘ YOUR ๐Ÿ‘ LIFE ๐Ÿ‘ STAB ๐Ÿ‘ YOU ๐Ÿ‘ IF ๐Ÿ‘ THEY ๐Ÿ‘ WANT ๐Ÿ‘
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this is still imo one of the funniest things ever posted on here i die laughing every time i think of this
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not even ten likes and already a bookmark one of you a freak fr
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Tiktokers invading a Chinese app be like
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Another proud graduate from the Dennis Reynolds school of art
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absolutely iconic
cowboy postbop@cowboy_postbop
10 May 2023
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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so a white man
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Bro if your poop smells bad that means you have broken ass disease bro thats not good
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im getting back into reading more highbrow stuff
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Replying to @GooseRevolution
How does it feel to be famous
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Shitting myself to death on a livestream
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the liver king guy just killed himself
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How this make you feel white boy
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Men can have big naturals too (their balls)
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*sighs* me and who
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Itโ€™s totally okay if youโ€™ve fumbled every chance youโ€™ve ever had at a meaningfully intimate romantic connection, Iโ€™m sure that will somehow change going forward as you get older and more bitter
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retweet this for visibility please we need answers
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e-girl: just made some chamomile tea if anyone cares :) 46 year old married father of two in her replies: yuo are so beautiful...
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what if there was a guy who was weird and overly familiar to random women online
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She didnโ€™t like poop And my diaper was fucking overflowing
sonya ๐Ÿ’–@sonyashea3
29 Jan 2023
i donโ€™t like this.
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My girlfriend wants me to kiss her front butt and im scared
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white boys dont play about they bionicles
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How this make you feel white boy
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What was he cooking ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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all men secretly think that under the right circumstances they could be an unstoppable badass and all women secretly think that their kidnapping would make the news
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women love a chubby guy with a small dick
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He gets it
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You are an aging homosexual nazi that lives in malaysia
Ian Miles Cheong
@ianmiles
15 Feb 2025
This is everything the hideous left hates.
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How this make you feel white boy
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Like and subscribe if you think the Baar Du landing was faked and that glider fuel canโ€™t melt Dwemer beams
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would you let them lala your dipsy till you po
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Getting word that Seth Rogan, comedian and โ€œSausage Partyโ€ star, has tragically died after reportedly attempting to smoke poop out of a bong
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i wish a big strong man could explain this to me i just dont get it
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why he standing like that though ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
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