This is a thread of paid tweets/advertisements i pernah buat β‘
Kalau nak promote your business DM me! I charge as low as RM15
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Ada orang tanya gotong-royong in english apa & someone replied struggle-muggle π
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This is why i no longer go to sephora. Matte lipstick emina RM19 je! Murah tapi tahan dari 7am-7pm & transfer proof πβ¨
My fav shades
β’ lowkey
β’ to be honest
β’ easy peasy
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pov: you go pottery painting with him & he paints every single one of your cats
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Friends, if i donβt repost your storiesβ¦ itβs just because i look like shit in them. Nothing personal
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Kenapa tak nampak orang hype creamatte lipstick Emina ni? Ke korang gatekeep sebab murah RM14 je π€
LOOK AT THE SHADES CANTIK GILA
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I grew up in a haunted house, memang berhantu sejak i lahir. We moved out 10 years ago
Sekarang dah jadi rumah sewa pekerja asing. Dorang kerja stesen minyak. Hari tu pi isi minyak saja sembang tanya pasal rumah tu & guess what ITβS STILL HAUNTED πππ
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My man made me cadbury tart last night at 3am. Nak tart by ayong tapi dapat tart by ayang πβ€οΈ
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Diana danielleβs advice on studio sembang is so wise & mature. Donβt try to change your partner, donβt beg for attention. There are many fishes in the sea and some fishes are as clingy as youβ¦ just take your time to find them π
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When i was a studentβ¦ i was young, dumb and broke π€‘
Sekarang i tengok ramai student tiap minggu cafe hunting, shopping, make up and skincare penuh meja, perfume mahal-mahal.
I wish i followed these 3 tips:
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Tried this local fast food for the first time
Belum sempat request, cashier dah tanya βnak semua bahagian thigh ke?β
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Saw on tiktok. Rupanya ramai jugak parents especially mak mak yang panggil anak sendiri buruk. Honeyβ¦ itβs your genes.
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Pernah belikan mainan kat Giant untuk anak sepupu. Dia tanya βmahalnya tak apa ke beli? kalau beli ni esok aunty kena kerja ke?β
He was 7 & his parents raised him well.
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Dulu tengok orang lain umur 26 27 rasa dah dewasa sangat. But when im finally at that age i masih rasa macam budak π
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Glad i bought a car i really really love. Puas hati! Bila tengok kereta tengah parking still rasa macam eeee cantiknya pastu bila tengok identical car on the road cakap dalam hati βoh thatβs how i look like driving it, cantik!β i think im obsessed
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I hate toilet signs like this. Signs are supposed to be clear. Kadang kadang tercegat depan pintu toilet confused af
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Dulu tengok thinker studios selalu rasa hana ni perempuan yang firm, educated & independent. Unfortunately her husband doesnβt bring out the best in her.
Bodohnya . Bini pun redha kena buat mcm orang bodoh dengan laki sendiri. Dok pakai bendera Palestin kt live padahal nak menega lepas tu siap kata oh darah sikit baru palestin????
Spesis ni memang layak diboikot lebih dr mcdonald tu
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Yang cari kursus kahwin tak ada lawak lucah, lawak poligami & other nonsenseβ¦
HERE YOU GO!
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Sekolah rendah dulu ramai budak perempuan pakai bag barbie. I pun teringin & my dad got me one although he was financially struggling. I knew it was a fake one but i was truly happy. Esoknya bawak pergi sekolah ada budak jerit βEEEEE TU BUKAN BARBIEβ
My villain origin story.
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Kereta park depan rumah kena langgar lari. Dah jumpa orangnya tapi roadtax & insurance dia mati. Suruh bayar dia kata tak ada duit
Macam mana nak tuntut ganti rugi eh?
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Some husbands canβt even do the bare minimum so letβs just appreciate helpful husbands walaupun memang tanggungjawab dia. Hopefully men will give the same energy to their wife for doing the same thing everyday. Words of affirmation is important β‘
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My friend nak let go his wedding package @ Glasshouse Jalan Damai
Package RM10k for 300 pax π
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The birthday cake my boyfriend got me this year cuz i love doing laundry tapi malas sidai malas lipat π
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Haritu kat suria fm topik pasal nafkah. Ada brader ni call cakap dia tak bagi nafkah kat anak takut ex wife yang guna
Habis tu budak tu hidup guna duit siapa selama ni? Duit jatuh dari langit? Ex wife hang dok tanggung hang tak pikiaq π€‘
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Tak tahu nak makan mana kat genting selain dalam mall. Then we found this chinese muslim restaurant with great reviews on google
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Iβm gonna treat myself this japanese creampuff on a bad day
13 FLAVOURS SEDAPNYA πππ
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Suka tengok newly-weds. The excitements, the new adventures. Tak kisahlah orang kata baru baru kahwin je happy macam tu. I believe every relationship is different anyway & some people are really blessed with a loving partner no matter how long theyβve been together.
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Kenapa girlfriend ni job scope dia kena jadi alarm clock? I did not sign up for this
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Merisik/tunang masa raya is kinda smart. Sedara mara memang dah berkumpul & boleh makan lauk raya. Alang alang
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Looking at the amount of hair i lose on daily basis, im surprised im not bald yet π
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Ramai betul kat tiktok yang sympathize dengan pembunuh yang robek perut perempuan mengandung tu. Kalau jadi kat family sendiri tengoklah boleh kesian ke tak kat pembunuh.
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10/10 would recommend everyone to get a calm boyfriend walaupun kadang kadang rasa macam gaduh dengan pokok
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My man took me all the way to cameron highlands for a surprise birthday picnic.
Feels like a dream β‘
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Can we normalize having a wedding registry so that newlyweds dont get 4 blenders, 5 photo frames, 3 rice cookers & 3 microwaves π
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Donβt waste your youth tak explore life sebab βpakwe tak izinβ i wanna puke π€’
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Penatnya. Seminggu sebelum period dah rasa tak selesa, mood swing sampailah dah mula period. Regular period penat, irregular pulak risau.
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This is the cutest & cheapest lotus biscoff cheesecake you can get
THEYβRE ONLY RM20 OMG NAK!!!!!!
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KURSUS KAHWIN PALING BEST π―
Tak ada lawak lucah, lawak poligami & sembang mengarut. Online pulak tu! Register cepat sebab tahun ni last
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Wait till she knows that my bf tolong belikan pad in urgent situations. Mesti kena marah tak rasa ke ovari berdenyut sebelum period kenapa suruh lelaki belikan
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Been dreaming of a grand wedding since i was a teen but as i get older, i think small intimate weddings are beautiful. Especially outdoor/garden weddings. Boleh mula hidup baru with no stress, no debts & no financial regrets.
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High school friendships are the best. Pergi sekolah jumpa kawan, habis sekolah lepak lagi, balik rumah sambung otp, cuti sekolah keluar sama sama. Kadang kadang siap sleeopver kat rumah. Life was so much fun
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Found a hidden gem in Hatyai!
Makan sini 2 3 kali dah. Semua sedap & murah! Tutup pukul 1am pastu boleh QR pay. But the menu is in thai π
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Bulan puasa ada hantu ke? My family kena kacau nampak benda hitam & benda tu siap merengus.
Kenal tak mana mana ustaz yang boleh berubat? KL/Selangor
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My toxic trait is bila terasa diamkan diri sebab malas nak bergaduh pastu lama lama dah tak rasa nak berbaik. Iβll end up losing the friendship/relationship
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Had always wanted a huge wedding but now all i want is an intimate nikah ceremony with family & friends. I wanna spend my hard-earned money on things & people that matter
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Baru baca kat threads. Income 7-10k kata dia terkesan dengan expenses nowadays. Pastu muncul lagi sorang kata household income 60k pun still feel the pinch.
Aku kanβ¦.. haβ¦.
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Found an IG that sells a collection of vintage 1920s-2000s lingerie & nightgowns
THEYβRE SOOOOO PRETTY!!! πβ¨
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I always ask
1) Thoughts on adoption? Polygamy?
2) Would you like me to financially contribute? Do we need to split our monthly expenses?
3) Nafkah?
4) Current & future savings, investments.
5) Income, hutang, commitments.
6) How often do you expect me to cook?
Bina! Leh tak tanyakan ur followers nak discuss pasal apa before get married? Selain pasal financial β Anyone! curiouscat.me/ketengahketepiβ¦
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Heβs on family vacation in turkey and yet, i still get surprises like this delivered to me here.
I want to kraiβ¦.
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Baru tengok kat tiktok. Ada pakcik ni kat senawang suka cium budak budak pastu bagi RM1. Dalam video tu dia cium budak lelaki. Bagus owner tiktok terus pergi marah pakcik tu tapi the comments he got are SO DISAPPOINTING.
Orang kita masih tak ada kesedaran
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me every weekend: bestnya orang kahwin
everytime i read anonymous confessions: fak cinter
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MY FAVOURITE STORE ON SHOPEE!
Simple yet a brilliant idea! Senang future brides nak beli segala shawl, inner & veil warna putih kat satu tempat π°π»ββοΈπ€
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Men wonβt replace their busuk wallet till they get one as a gift from their girlfriend/wife π
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Girls who can rock multiple hijab styles are superior. Iβve been wearing the same style for years
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Bodohnya sikat tersangkut kat rambut anak pastu mak dia bawak pergi balai bomba mintak tolong bomba keluarkan sikatβ¦. sebab tak nak potong rambut anakβ¦β¦β¦..
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Kalau nampak orang yang physically sihat dalam lift janganlah jerkah terus. Sometimes orang tu asthma ke, sakit kaki ke, slip disc/scoliosis etc terpaksa naik lift. Bukan semua pemalas π
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KENAPA MASA I STUDENT DULU TAK ADA BRAND NI KAT WATSONS π©π
Cuba zoom tengok harga! They have makeup & skincare semuanya murah. Loose powder RM8.80 je tapi best!
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I miss being a student. I was broke but life was so much fun, full of excitements. Now i can afford the things i used to wish for but lifeβs kinda boring with the same routine everyday. Iβm grateful, regardless.
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