he kilt that shit 😭🥺🥺🥺😍😍
836
69,824
339,947
i wish they sold off-brand cars ill get me a damn Honder
1,385
21,944
184,797
10,176,986
nobody flirts better than a girl w no intentions to link 😭😭😭
556
16,416
128,834
4,905,649
i just b on safari accepting all cookies don’t even know what ts mean
224
9,607
123,230
3,782,327
Imagine getting kidnapped w a stuffy nose and they duck tape your mouth
824
13,032
117,932
9,944,445
shit so beautiful 😩😩😩😩
that dark pink raw as hell
489
6,854
105,265
10,106,745
IF YO BOOTY TURN YO SHORTS INTO PANTIES HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY BOO
502
10,509
109,437
6,184,185
these hoes go so hard omg
Kim Possible x Nike SB Dunk Low 🕵🏻‍♀️🧗🏻‍♀️⛷️ 📸 IG: dope_don_designs
52
9,499
95,746
6,793,640
idc how old i get bet i won’t sleep w no closet door open
299
13,676
94,826
3,377,215
when i text you “🎮” that means i wanna drown in it 😩
885
10,974
86,950
6,786,719
if they lips not moving w the words i’m not watching it Netflix
541
11,028
85,365
5,678,752
did they buy that submarine from Matilda daddy????
898
8,069
77,647
4,381,320
if you’re a cancer, aries, sagittarius, libra or a pisces .. check in pls
7,773
6,624
76,487
i just deleted the iPhone weather app that mf so clueless
282
6,502
75,781
2,976,208
that dark pink raw as hell
771
5,091
72,019
20,174,024
a job that make you stretch before you start working 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
638
5,138
70,706
5,389,382
nah whoever made this ate ngl 🤣🤣🤣
210
6,254
72,104
1,867,052
yo nah 😂😂😂😂😂😂
689
6,217
60,535
3,649,166
being kissed all over your face is the cutest thing ever idc omg 😩😩😩
107
13,640
59,526
2,969,839
anybody else weather app saying it’s supposed to rain for the next 50 days? 😩
568
4,996
58,888
3,994,452
you must gotta fuck the manager to get hired at target assum
406
3,969
51,520
2,781,728
i’m at five guys w $5 wtf can i get 😩
3,725
1,336
51,226
11,649,193
y’all ever ordered door dash and fell asleep 😭😭😭
1,677
3,273
50,534
5,209,109
do teeth matter to y’all when y’all dating? 😭
4,294
2,501
50,001
7,667,660
walmart wassup w the apple pay?? 🙄
411
5,400
47,251
3,517,762
😂😂😂😂
198
8,044
44,952
2,043,500
“don’t piss me off” gone always be in my vocabulary 🤣
55
14,211
44,273
1,649,923
if yo cups smell like cabinet i aint thirsty no more bookie no thank you
261
4,672
42,805
2,999,296
me as a girlfriend: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
84
13,540
38,389
1,917,269
girls that smoke weed be too unbothered like damn do you even care mf 😭😭😭
680
4,600
33,923
2,435,932
apps that pause my music piss me off frl
33
7,003
34,144
792,991
if you entertaining other females what you need me for?
146
8,054
32,394
2,125,931
once i turn over on my stomach & make a 4 w my legs issa wrap 😩
49
6,783
33,107
1,247,958
imessage so mf messy they know i deleted that number & still tb maybe: 😐
67
2,633
31,063
1,134,382
iphone 14 batteries last long asf
552
3,066
30,557
2,900,952
dnd ain’t enough i mute messages
106
12,135
30,094
1,729,239
y’all should go watch this 10/10
383
1,588
29,955
3,364,001
i wanna do this
this came out too cute !
64
3,772
30,571
2,091,745
low iron ass hoe
1,076
7,923
29,165
3,998,981
who yo phone go to when you die
1,926
1,412
28,946
4,510,670
rip me off the schedule i ain’t coming in boo
291
6,327
28,679
1,909,276
them breakups when y’all wasnt even tg b hitting a lil to hard 😭😭😭😭
160
4,372
28,060
1,267,555
i will STARVE before i bite into a ham & cheese hot pocket
368
6,063
27,147
1,790,942
if y’all love chipotle so bad why y’all don’t have a birthday dinner there?? 😭😭😭
533
1,782
26,910
2,646,284
i think Apple stealing
379
5,051
26,387
4,904,268
i hate ppl who voicemail is them faking like they answered the phone like what????
260
2,140
26,483
1,365,600
y’all really be cutting y’all family off and not talking to them? 😂😂
2,286
2,080
25,539
4,065,583
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 NEVER GAVE A FUCK
28
7,185
25,506
784,764
i hope y’all don’t be getting beans in yall bowl at chipotle 😭😭
1,361
3,287
25,049
4,720,636
best fruit snacks ever invented nbs 😭😩😩
266
4,936
24,387
1,874,519
shoulda let ms frizzle drove that mf submarine would’ve had them in & out
233
4,761
24,532
1,209,726
i like my coochie how i like my wings
2,432
1,880
23,484
6,527,210
i hate when sb car stink like wtf you doing?? driving w yo ass open???? tf
472
3,118
23,535
1,637,258
if you eat just FLATS ONLY you spoiled and give people a hard time 😂😂😂
683
2,767
23,531
2,395,883
ngl sometimes you just gotta 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
42
7,180
23,048
765,001
girls that smoke be so unbothered like do you even care??????
1,788
1,911
21,740
1,995,226
i text in lowercase cause i don’t cap
115
6,373
21,549
1,353,637
sometimes you just gotta 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂instead of crashing tf out
39
8,255
21,415
622,404
you feinin for a tattoo aint it?
782
3,036
20,960
1,526,202
all you can do is 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
29
8,459
20,753
1,160,092
if yk CPR and yo breath stank pls just let me pass away
322
3,247
19,809
924,850
i’m so delulu i be convinced i can sense a change in tone thru a text message 😭😭
184
4,454
19,618
1,054,844
who tf raised me to believe i need a new outfit for EVERY event 😭
95
5,205
19,735
1,174,534
lauren london in the netflix movie ‘you people’ ❤️
121
2,376
19,137
978,691
braaa what sign is this??? 😭😭😭😭
792
1,692
18,760
2,016,480
if we done WE DONE don't text me cause i will text you back
102
3,845
18,276
1,226,953
yo soulmate is yo ex im telling yall
2,031
2,239
17,943
3,488,553
you know a hoe crazy if she got a coloring book
680
2,427
17,553
2,660,720
why we be wanting chick fil a on a Sunday 😂
195
3,023
17,036
993,817
911 put mfs on hold??? wtf
287
1,060
16,723
1,215,258
i always ask "who all there" cause one wrong name i ain't coming 😂😂😂
52
5,527
16,724
611,568
yall heard the rumor about butter??? oh nvm i shouldn’t spread it
417
1,705
16,606
788,676
man hell nah 😭😭😭😭😭😭
669
946
16,603
1,064,561
acting slow when ordering food is a quick way to piss me tf off
88
4,161
16,220
904,169
y’all dated y’all own zodiac sign before?
3,500
766
15,942
4,494,738
me drinking sweet tea from a Chinese restaurant in the hood
81
3,656
16,097
984,507
as a girl why tf was we tryna pee like boys when we was young???? 😭😭😭😭😭
522
983
15,202
661,560
who tf says ouuu ima dip my pizza in ranch and really eat ts 🤮🤮🤮🤮
2,024
1,887
14,822
2,939,737
so you telling me you fine asf & sit in the house every night??? 🫵🏾
520
1,240
14,472
861,430
hot fries better than hot cheetos
271
3,570
14,416
674,220
call me crazy but i sleep w the cover over my head 😂
277
3,399
14,079
1,044,637
you nasty asf if you get beans in your chipotle bowl 😭😭
644
2,995
14,020
1,154,298
manager: “wyd on your phone?" me: "on indeed wassup?"
76
2,118
13,725
756,158
i like all my shit in dark mode
33
5,781
13,612
801,650
fuck ima do w 1 sauce for my nuggets????
111
2,547
13,616
666,118
as a uber driver why THE FUCK are you asking me where im going?????
87
1,206
13,444
480,962
your soulmate is the person you fw now 🩷
891
1,506
13,316
1,919,907
if you eat hard shell tacos ima assume you eat lightbulbs
280
3,525
13,441
1,087,957
pls don’t ride w me if you gone scream everytime we run off the road
283
3,366
13,137
1,136,274
coco jones: “something bout your hands on my body” me:🔁
33
4,901
12,787
667,723
where do i apply to become a tubi actor?
222
2,525
12,693
974,914
dear Apple, if it declined the first time don’t try again hoe
50
3,237
12,385
434,392
5 ants rented an apartment w another 5 ants now they’re tenants 😭😭😭😭 DON’T BLOCK ME
246
1,766
12,442
715,167
i need $10k for these hmu they fresh off Rod Wave feet
494
620
12,225
1,592,562
new balance coming so hard i swear 😩
108
1,499
12,146
695,631
S T O P S M O K I N G W E E D
1,639
1,524
12,091
1,717,768