Leeds United fan | Run @nocontextfm1 | Making podcasts | Writing articles | Formerly @ladbiblegroup

Manchester, England
Everything I have seen about this woman has been against my will
Hawk Tuah gets FREAKY in Dallas. 👀😂
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Olympic athlete: *Makes one tiny mistake* Me: "Pathetic"
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I cashed out my Qatar 1-0 bet at £9.95 after seeing their first pass of the ball
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I had the video on mute and I agree with every word she said
This England fans message to Gareth Southgate after reaching the #Euro2024 final is too wholesome… 🥹👏🏻
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Good luck Santa, could be a rocky few minutes
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Read this to the tune of Swimming Pools by Kendrick Lamar
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So it begins
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If you're getting offended by a corner flag, you really need to sort out your priorities
🏳️‍🌈 (H)
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Reminder to myself to never go to 5-a-side in a vintage Brazil kit. Tripped over the ball and heard someone say "Nice one Ronaldinho"
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Having to kill Hasbullah in the final battle
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Well it’s better than him disliking you that’s for damn sure
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How to get your girlfriend's attention
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You thought you could kill this guy 💀
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He made graduation He made graduation He made graduation He made graduation He made graduation He made graduation He made graduation He made graduation

ALT Rocking Back And Forth Family Guy GIF

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The new Hidden Words feature on Hinge is the best thing they’ve ever done
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When Pele replies to Rio Ferdinand
🚨 Rio Ferdinand with a message. 👏
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Peter Drury commentating on a tap-in in a mid-table game:
The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised.
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18 Europa League games all at the same time tonight
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Capri-sun without the pouch and the straw you poke through
Capri-Sun are releasing a bottled version of their juice for adults
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This image must go so hard if you’re 7 years old
This is so cold Icl
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8-year-old me when they asked me if I wanted the barriers up when bowling
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The full clip of the BBC presenter giving the middle finger has been released hahaha
UB1UB2 West London (Southall)
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It is now dark at 7pm
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Dad’s getting involved in the trend
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Gareth Southgate gets planning permission to build sandcastles
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Me waiting for the ePassport gate to scan my face as I go through border control
Stevie
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Thanks Pfizer
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No one: Rishi Sunak:
Aww, are you poor? Fuck you.
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If Jermaine Jenas can become World Cup draw host, you can do anything. Believe in yourself
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Me and the homies when a song from FIFA 12 comes on at a house party
AF Post
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Hawaii is just a load of guys sat round going “Ah man, who remembers Francesco Totti, what a baller”
You think you’ve seen it all until you find out that there’s a massive cluster of Aaron Cresswell fans in Pennsylvania.
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Me and the father in law doing the Christmas cracker later
Zeus⚡️
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Kevin’s parents in Home Alone:
If he's not on the plane it's embarrassing
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Excellent
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Watching the NLD in a bar in Seoul and they’ve got a picture of Son in the corner for the whole game This is like one of a football fan’s seven wonders of the world
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RIP Pangea. The Hardest Geezer would have loved running across you 💔
imagine how cheap merch shipping mustve been on pangea. 💔💔 i wish we kept it
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‘Banning Andrew Tate is an attack on freedom of speech’ He is literally being investigated for human trafficking
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Shared, Manchester xx
We are asking for the public's help identifying this person of interest in connection with the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk at Utah Valley University. 1-800-CALL-FBI Digital media tips: fbi.gov/utahvalleyshooting
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So Grealish is allowed to drink for four days in a row, but when I do it according to my parents I'm an "alcoholic" and "ruining the family gathering"
Bet Jack Grealish can’t wait to report to England duty today… 😅🤣
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25 million to relegate Burnley
To update, I'm told Chris Wood's release clause is £25m. Burnley are furious in losing him to Newcastle.
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Last time I use dating apps
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And now we wait
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When you send your Dad a message about one of the most important events in your life
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Incredible. It’s already closing. What a city… 😭
Manchester’s first alcohol-free bar, Love From, opens its doors over at Kampus this weekend 🍻🍷
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Bank holiday weekends just make you realise how inadequate actual weekends are
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A British Airways pilot has been sacked after reports he snorted cocaine off a topless woman before trying to fly a passenger plane back to London trib.al/gmseyPn
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When your mate says “If you pay for the taxi, I’ll buy you a drink when we’re in there” nitter.app/TheRyanCarrick/status/…
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My dream in life is to become a commentator for a club’s fan TV No ball knowledge, completely biased, just chatting rubbish for 90 minutes
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A moment of silence. Today I received the most brutal message of all time
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Look who my dad just met at Glastonbury 🤣
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Hear me out
who’s your worst “hear me out”
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Could be a long week
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😂😂😂
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The Premier League is healing
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England into the Euros semis. Lewis Hamilton winning the Silverstone GP.
Nigel Farage MP
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Financial Fair Play is the biggest myth in football
Exclusive: Chelsea have reached an agreement with Shakhtar Donetsk for Mudryk. €100m fee agreed between parties today after mission. 🚨🔵 #CFC Chelsea now pushing on player side — as Mudryk priority has always been Arsenal. #AFC bid remains €95m add ons included.
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We’re now officially in Spotify Wrapped no man’s land. You can listen to completely unhinged music for a month and no one will ever know. This is the closest we will ever get to freedom
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My grandparents when I fix the TV by changing it from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2
THE GREATEST THERE IS. THE GREATEST THERE WAS. THE GREATEST THERE EVER WILL BE. 🐐🐐🐐
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This video of a cow that has fallen into a sinkhole I’ve just seen on Facebook has absolutely finished me
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85-year-old Bobby Charlton just scored against me and did the griddy and people wonder why I hate FIFA
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The commentator in Leeds vs QPR absolutely killed me, what a man
Channi Patel🏆💙💛
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Imagine showing this to a Leeds fan in 2016
🚨 Barcelona are OUT of the race to sign Kalvin Phillips on loan because they cannot afford to register him. (Source: @Tjuanmarti)
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Me and my flatmate have too much fun on our flat block’s group chat
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If we remember the Queen's reign for anything, it should be her reaction to seeing some cows
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Laura Woods posting this on mens mental health day. Sickening
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FULL TIME | Wrexham 3-2 Notts County The Red Dragons blow away the Magpies! 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC | #WXMNOT
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Bet he didn’t have to queue for hours
Noel Gallagher is at the West Ham v Man City game today
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Shit.
Oooooooo they have guacamole in Japan
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Nearly 11k likes. This app shouldn’t ever pretend to care about mental health ever again
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Rome wasn’t built in a day
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So happy the Euros isn’t on Sky so Rishi can watch it ❤️
The dreaming can finally start again 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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You know what is a huge myth. The prizes in McDonald's monopoly. I don't believe anyone has ever won a car through it
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Gutted. Not going to have any mates left
Almost all wet wipes will be banned in England. bbc.in/3KxAXBK
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Just took 93yr mum to vote, she’s blind. In a loud voice she said, “Will Still led Reims to an 19-game unbeaten run. At 30, he was the youngest manager in Europe. Reims pay a £22,000 fine every game because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro license" A cheer went up from waiting voters
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Me today cooking up the worst 18-fold Champions League accumulator you’ve ever seen for tonight
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Santa giving proportionally cheaper gifts to the children in poorer families
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🗞 Weston McKennie is set to join Brighton in a £21.75m deal from Juventus this summer after #LUFC opted against making his loan move permanent. [Calciomercato]
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Seriously jealous of Prince Andrew right now and his inability to sweat
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If you donate to a random girl on Twitter you don't know, you're a massive weirdo
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I’ve started watching Friends for the first time and I swear people who say it isn’t funny haven’t actually watched it
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You'll never sing that
Sir David Attenborough named Champion of the Earth by UN bbc.in/36xOM29
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Fingers to his ears in a friendly after we’ve been relegated. This man has no shame
65' Goal! Bamford picks up on a Forest mistake and rolls it past the keeper! 0-1
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Tried it with my dad
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This tweet has aged like fine wine
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“Dad tell me about when Will Still led Reims to an 19-game unbeaten run. And how at 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top leagues. And how Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time he manages because he hasn’t got a UEFA Pro license”
steven Klopp
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Pretty sure Paul Scholes is pulling pints in the pub I’ve just walked into… ?! 😂
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When you leave one crawler behind at the end of a round of zombies
Someone requested me to do Betami Gomis celebration I Swansea City fans and everyone else did I done it right?
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The first person to say “You know what, I don’t agree with his politics, but Nigel Farage comes across really well on I’m a Celeb” is getting shot
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A man who lives in Romania and is being charged for human trafficking is going to restore British values You couldn't make this up
YES BRUV The Britain Restoring Underlying Values party will restore the once Great Britain. As leader I am held fully accountable. If the plan has not been actioned within 45 days of power I will step down from leadership. No delays. Charter below. Join the movement: Votebruv.co.uk
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I will pay money to find one person who’s offended by someone having a full English and a pint
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It's always the person you least expect
In 2023, Jeremy Lee Pauley, was found with buckets full of body parts in his basement. Pauley runs a legitimate business that sells human "oddities", but what raised concerns is when police intercepted a load of body parts on its way to Pauley from Arkansas, where they had been stolen from a medical school. The bizarre shipment included “2 brains, one with skullcap, 3 hearts one cut, one large belly button piece of skin, one arm, one huge piece of skin, and one lung.” In September 2023, he plead guilty to trafficking human remains.
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Jack Grealish’s liver right now
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I’m leaving LADbible after three years So enjoy the time I added my face to the end of a reel on Instagram by accident when I had just started
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