Spread happiness

Abuja, Nigeria
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Unlucky ya fat shite, shaved ur hair for the big day as well😂
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Be some cunts that actually upload their identification onto pornhub 😂
Well done to everyone who campaigned to ensure age verification for pornography was in the Online Safety Act! Today it comes into force and while no doubt there will be some who get around it, it means young kids in particular won’t be stumbling on violent and harmful porn.
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They’re keeping you alive to pack a punch
Wow. It’s 2024 and I’ve just had to crawl along the floor of this LOT Polish airline to get to the toilet during a flight back from Warsaw as “we don’t have onboard wheelchairs. It’s airline policy”. If you’re disabled and you can’t walk this is just discriminatory.
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tombochismo uanl
6 years ago today, we lost El Pirata De Culiacán 🕊️🕊️🕊️
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Great to see some traditions are still held, fatty in net
Today’s Olympic Audition - Goalkeeper in Water Polo
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Christ
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Bet you wish you were, mate.
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Cheltenham eve, banker of the week🔥
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Load of shit, Rishi will turn the rain on. Need a drinker like Boris back in, he had it on beer garden mode all summer!!
Exact date UK temperatures to skyrocket into 20s - just in time for Bank Holiday mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ex…
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Winter enjoyers are lifeless freaks
8pm june, 4pm december
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Remember how his so called friends hung him out to dry poor bloke
Remembering Claude Callegari who sadly passed away, 3 years ago today. RIP Claude.
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“Ahhhh I’m gutted bruv honestly, had such good vibes in this team, next year we go again👊🏼”
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Jesus imagine your fucking stag do is just Big John having a chinese with you, sad bastards😂😂😂
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XL kebab with a litre of garlic mayo
Guess what I’m thinking about
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ASHLEY COLE IS A CHELSEA BATTY BOY IS A CHELSEA BATTY BOYYYY
18 years ago, Lily Allen released 'Smile'
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So Declan nil-nil at the half, how’d you feel? “Vexed fam, scouse donnys matching us init, on sight second half for dem man truss me🤞🏻”
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Shift change over at shell petrol station
Change of guard on India-Pakistan border.
Community note
There is no change of guards/officials happening. The lowering of the flags ceremony at the Attari-Wagah border is a daily military practice that the security forces of India (Border Security Force, BSF) and Pakistan (Pakistan Rangers) have jointly followed since 1959. attari.bsf.gov.i
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Think this is my favourite Bellew comment. “He fights twice a year at best” “ I fought every 6 months” 😭
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Playing xbox and waking your old man up in the summer holidays
J. (c)
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Suck on that one pricks @theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling
Four cyclists have been fined after they were seen riding through a red light in Esher, Surrey. An unmarked police car was driving directly behind the cyclists and recorded the incident. trib.al/j43mMSq
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Taxi driver has snapped at Cycling Mikey!
Community note
The cyclist in this video is not the user known as Cycling Mikey. Cycling Mikey has many photos on his page showing his face. nitter.app/MikeyCycling
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😂😂😂😂😂
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The worst of the worst
These self-isolating residents dance in the street together every day
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“Today I’m in a working class area, on the hunt for people who struggle to get their point across. I’ve got 7 editors ready so all my middle class followers can chuckle”
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70k in a stadium in Texas and I have to wear a mask to order a pint outside
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Joseph Kony
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Nothing will ever be as bad as ksi’s eurogamer video😂
Yung Filly interviewing girls 7 years ago in 2017 btw
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You must tell us your national insurance number before watching milf pov young man!
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Wearing a Gap hoodie in primary and hearing “gay and proud”
Here is a list of every Gap store that has closed in the US between the end of 2020 and today themirror.com/news/us-news/e…
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Polanski welcome to the Rupert Lowe penitentiary
Keir Crisp (Crispy)
Replying to @ZackPolanski
If being ‘racist’ means not wanting thousands of unvetted Sudanese and Iraqi men inserted into our communities, then sign me up. Nobody gives a shit about these meaningless words anymore. I want the illegals gone. And the British people agree with me.
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“Hello Ben, it’s Gareth speaking”
🚨 England coach Southgate: “We had a call from Arsenal last week to say that Ben White didn’t want to be considered for England squads”.
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Rashford on this list
A reminder that... Kobbie Mainoo is 19. Rico Lewis is 19. Jamie Gittens is 20. Lewis Hall is 20. Adam Wharton is 20. Levi Colwill is 21. Jude Bellingham is 21. Jarrad Branthwaite is 22. Noni Madueke is 22. Morgan Rogers is 22. Cole Palmer is 22. Curtis Jones is 23. Bukayo Saka is 23. Anthony Gordon is 23. Conor Gallagher is 24. Emile Smith Rowe is 24. Callum Hudson-Odoi is 24. Phil Foden is 24. Angel Gomes is 24. Jadon Sancho is 24. Marc Guéhi is 24. Reece James is 24. Morgan Gibbs-White is 24. Declan Rice is 25. Trent Alexander-Arnold is 26. Marcus Rashford is 27. Just 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 of the talent Thomas Tuchel will have at his disposal. 🦁🦁🦁
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Ian Abrahams (Moose)
Happy birthday skeps . Big 42 now .. takin it way back with this one . We both aged like fine wines 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆@Skepta
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“ I can’t lie akhs, on my mums Szoboszlai caught us man lacking”
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State of Neville
"Please keep that in!" 🤣 Is this the funniest moment in Stick to Football history? 😅
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I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!
Back row, South Stand. This place ⚽️💙
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Footage of him in 4 days
Malin
£24k before Ibiza😮‍💨
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Wales and Ireland sat at home watching England again is it??
Arsenal Related
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Single council mum with 3 different baby dads that you hit once then raid the capri suns out the cupboard and fuck off
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Barry Bennell: Paedophile football coach died of natural causes bbc.in/3PD4E6F
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DJ Khaled meeting some old English bloke, didn’t have a clue who he was😭
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Phil Foden brings baccy back from Tenerife for his mum
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I’ve laid a trap to catch this beast
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Jürgen Klopp 2015-2024|| 1 Premier League & 1 Champions League greatest manager ever??🚨
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Discarded fag
Max and Paddy Quotes
what’s your favorite line delivery
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Sniffed out his head
Liam and a fan talking bout their matching tats just 2 hours before tmz disgustingly posts his Tats and body online
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Kath looking up in disbelief
A Manchester United legend ❤️
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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What’s your favourite tweet from an official football clubs account?
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would you take me out?
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GET THAT FUCKING GUITAR OUT WEBBO LAAAAA
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The racism on South Park is top 10 comedy dawg
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Scott Williams to the Ally Pally crowd if he some how pulls an upset off
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Slapper heritage right here
Me doing what I want when I want at a concert x😉
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Me in the Roworth drip
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Drake Bell Says He Was Sexually Abused As a Child Actor By Nickelodeon Dialogue Coach.
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Banker of the week
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Replying to @frenchy27ii
Dementia phase wenger won more forgetting the players names
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This Flag killed 100 millon
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He’s class😂
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Big Johns wife washing him down
Didn't attempt the challenge, just ordered most of the stuff it includes 😂
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Gutting this, poor lad.
Ricky Hatton's son, Campbell, looked on as Manchester City fans unveiled a banner in memory of his dad. A lovely tribute 🫶
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“Hope santas got me a little blonde ting this christmas bruv😜🕺”
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Fucking hell, some m0ng off Twitter
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Lily Phillips day out
Only Fools and Horses Lines
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Replying to @JDJA_FGC
Always ate my carrots as it helped me see in the dark
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Fucking hell😂
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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Wearing a lanyard as she gets anxious in airports but fine to vlog her journey 😂
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Poland update🚨
I’ve been held at Polish Border Control for last 2 hours, despite living here 3 years, having a business in Poland, own property in Poland, married in Poland, have a child in Poland, providing for my family and applied for my Polish residency I’ve been let through out of good will and cannot leave the country for 4-5 Months til the decision of my residency is final Truly thought I would be refused to see my wife and daughter Fuck Brexit
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My son has started using @supreme_cbd recently, I’ve just come home from work to find him like this!!! @PaulMerse @supreme_cbd @afowler06
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WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH A STORM
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Replying to @TonyBellew
You wife caught you following some slags Tony?
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Ahhhh cuzzeh you bloody crashed going to miss shisha and waffles booking
When you balloon gas and drive happened yesterday in the limehouse link tunnel.
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In the living room belting out titanium
𝗗𝘆𝗹𝗮𝗻
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The paramedics moving General
find a reaction
Hs & general G car crashed today
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Bonk getting nicked
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To Liam Payne, When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of a storm There's a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain For your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone #lfc
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I remember when the lads raped you on your first day, great to see you’re passing traditions down kid😂😂😂🍺
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Proper old school slapper
Anyone know this women?? Casually being racist to @FlexUTD on the @unitedviewtv post match @ManUtd can’t be having these type of fans enter the stadium
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Klopp watching his quadruple chances ruined
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Billy
Replying to @linmeitalks
Wish I had a £46,000 income, I’d gladly pay more tax.
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Anya Chappell used as a battering ram
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Fodens mum is on her second pouch of baccy
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