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Somebody shot John F. Kennedy in the face.
.@JudgeJeanine: "The level of hatred toward the 45th president of the United States is beyond anything we've seen in American history."
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I can’t believe it’s not
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Brad Marchand got asked about Connor Bedard today.
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Chance to be highlighted on every sports show tonight. NHL says "No thanks, buried on ESPN+ is good for us!"
We came thiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to a goalie fight between Jeremy Swayman and Darcy Kuemper.
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Pretty embarrassing that the Chiefs can’t even sellout their home opener after winning a title. Not a real sports city.
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The Senators are officially bankrupt after that Alex Trebek Cameo purchase.
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Cassidy's final message to the Boston media: "I want Brad and Ime to get the title. They look great and The Cassidy family is behind them 100 percent. Go Celtics."
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Taylor Hall: "It's been 16 games, and it's probably been the most enjoyable of my career."
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Heartbroken for Pastrnak. Thoughts go out to him and his family. 😔
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lmao he got booed, not stabbed
John Tavares gets a standing ovation from the Leafs faithful. #TavaresDayTO #LeafsForever
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He's gutted. Bruce Cassidy grew up a Bruins fan. Loved everything about the city. Been with the organization for a decade and a half. Had the numbers to back it up despite management's repeated shortcomings. Fired after a one-goal Game 7 loss to division winner. Feels wrong.
Bruce Cassidy, via text, declined to comment on the Bruins firing him. “It’s still very raw,” he said.
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Tonight was scary (and by that I mean the absolute worst). Happy to still be here. Love you.
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Bruce Cassidy was without a job for six days and 22 hours.
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Kyrie two weeks ago: “Yeah, I could’ve handled some things better.” Kyrie today: “The Celtics are a cult.” This is the experience.
"If any player is coming here... Do your homework, and make sure you know what you're getting yourself into." Kyrie Irving talks about what it's like playing for Boston...
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Glad I’m not the only one excited about the Bruins and Maple Leafs game that night.
NOVEMBER 5TH WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA!
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Going from Tim Thomas to Tuukka Rask for what was a 15-year run of high-end stability at the most important position will forever be underappreciated.
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David Pastrnak, on Thursday's Canada-USA championship: "I couldn't care less who wins."
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Montgomery says there’s been a lot of times this season where he’s gone to talk to a player about how they’re doing mentally and asking where they’re at and the player says “Patrice actually talked to me about this, so I’m feeling better already.”
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The NBC crew defending Paquette (a player with a rapsheet and one game removed from boarding Karson Kuhlman) after holding a candlelit vigil for Nikita Kucherov getting clipped with a high-stick is legitimately embarrassing.
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Bruce Cassidy: "The Bruin is basically tattooed to me. That's the difficult part. I feel I did my job. We can always get better, we can always be better .. '19 still bothers me to this day. Do I still wanna be here? Yes."
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First Bruins goaltender in team history to score a goal: Linus Ullmark.
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Citing respect for Zdeno Chara, Nikita Zadorov says his nickname is over: "On my old teams, they called me Big Z. Please do not call me Big Z ever again."
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Matt Tkachuk, great player, but an absolutely clownish performance from him today. Sideshow act.
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I saw a wing stop commercial
18 is in the rafters
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Celtics legend Shaquille O’Neal
St. Louis Blues legend Wayne Gretzky is here.
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Favorite Khudobin story I've never found a way to work into a feature: Khudobin once explained to me in great detail that he tries to be an extra coach on bench. Was really proud of how he helped Carlo grow. I asked Carlo about it. Carlo: "I never knew what he was saying."
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I have no interest in doing this again. Rask broke his silence and explained the situation (didn't have to). It was a med. emergency involving his child. He put family first. If you can't accept that, you're a total psycho and I have no interest in hearing from you. Get help. 🤗
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*NBA announces that fans will not be in the stands if the season resumes* Kyrie: "Bring. On. The. Celtics!!!!!!"
Kyrie Irving saying he wants a Kemba Walker matchup is the only thing he and #Celtics fans can finally agree on. nitter.app/nba_offthecourt/status…
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Extremely weird to watch the Padres spend $920M on three players while the Red Sox let the core of the greatest team in franchise history walk for magic beans and comp picks in real time.
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The Bruins will part ways with Mitchell Miller.
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This was goalie interference two weeks ago. 🥴
Anthony Cirelli's goal is overturned after review.
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David Pastrnak extension: $11.25M per year. Eight years.
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Bruins weight room currently playing “Karma Police” by Radiohead.
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Torey Krug is a player everybody in Boston should absolutely, absolutely love. Wrestles with Perron for like a minute, loses helmet, kills Thomas, chirps at Binnington.
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David Krejci sounds very emotional. Hat down real low, not looking at camera. Said he realizes this might be end for core. "Some of us have one or three years left. I don't regret coming into this bubble and fighting for the Stanley Cup. I would do it again."
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Bertuzzi; “The fans are unbelievable. A fun building to play in.”
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Asked Lohrei about this tonight. "It seems like you can never rattle the guy. He's always smiling, always singing along to songs. It's relaxing. I see it and makes you remember it's just a game. He can go out there and play as well as he does and have fun, makes you do the same."
[maniacal laughter]
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THUNDEROUS boos for the two beer limit announcement. 😂
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Swayman says Woll is his buddy and he respects him, but he wanted fight because the rest of his team was fighting.
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Montgomery: “Swayman was our best player in the series and it wasn’t even close.”
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Pastrnak on the OT shift with Lohrei and Poitras: “I went ‘oh my god I’m on the ice with these kids.’”
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Many Bruins fans have reached out to team and fan relations today to express their disappointment with decision to sign Mitchell Miller. There’s been so many that fans are getting an auto-reply informing them that they are experiencing higher than normal traffic.
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Not to be this guy, but Tony Romo is outright cheering for the Bills lol.
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Taylor Hall: "There's something different about playing for an Original Six franchise like the Bruins. There's something about the culture that's special."
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Hall: “I see a fit [in Boston] and hopefully they feel the same. I’m not looking to maximize my value. I’ve made some good money in this league.”
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Cool, now talk about Tyreek Hill and how he treated his child.
Tom Brady is taking some heat today over a controversial video he posted that shows him and his 6-year-old daughter cliff jumping in Costa Rica.
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Montgomery: “You don’t hit our captain late. That was a three-second late hit. I love that Marchand did that.”
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Zadorov on not fighting Domi: “I’m not going to fight my friends. We won a championship together in OHL, I have respect for Max .. And he’s so much smaller than me. It’s a lose-lose for me if I fight him.”
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An emotional David Pastrnak says he’s happy this year is over. This is honestly *wrecking* me just watching him. Can’t imagine how much this was on his mind.
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It was never a coaching issue. It was, and always has been, a bevy of personnel issues by the front office that couldn't draft for a solid five-year stretch and wasted millions in free agency.
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If I am understanding this correctly, David Pastrnak is now the President of the United States.
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Bruins beat the Maple Leafs, Patriots beat the Jets, Celtics rolling, Yankees down 2-0 in the World Series, the Heat unveiled an Antoine Walker statue. Pretty good weekend for Boston sports fans.
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Can absolutely tell how much it meant to the team that he was not traded. Leading up to deadline, Ullmark had a talk with Bergeron that made him feel better, and received a long text from Charlie McAvoy that made him very emotional.
I think Jeremy Swayman was very happy that Linus Ullmark wasn't traded at the deadline 😂
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Swayman said he, along with his dad and uncle, went over to Ullmark’s house yesterday. Swayman also noted that Ullmark’s wife makes the best cinnamon buns. “I had like six. Seriously. The best ever.”
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Montgomery says Nick Foligno asked if he could have the room after the second period. Montgomery also admitted he got a little negative on bench during third period and Bergeron told him they’ll be alright. Montgomery: “Reminds me I can shut up sometimes.”
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Bergeron on message to fans: “We hear you. And our values remain the same.”
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Pastrnak: “We weren’t getting it done, and because we weren’t getting it done, we lost a great coach and great human being.”
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Cassidy on Bergeron’s Selke bid: “Every year the nerds come up with new stats and he excels in those too.”
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Taylor Hall is fighting. As per the NHL CBA, his contract with the Bruins is now extended forever.
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Krejci: “I like the mentality of this team .. The coaching change helped a lot.”
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You stiffed the Bruins as their pregame banner captain for Game 7 of the 2019 Stanley Cup Final.
Congrats to the @TBLightning for bringing home the Cup. How does one do socially distant parades??
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Ullmark: “I got emotional when Swayman said all these nice things to me at the end of the game today. It’s tough to talk about, but I’m so gosh darn happy.”
Linus Ullmark would not confirm or deny he nixed trade: “I’m just very happy to be here. This is the team I want to be on.”
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Taylor Hall: “This is probably as good a chance as I’ll ever have to win a Stanley Cup, and that’s not lost on me.”
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These are the psychos I want in the building for this game.
Hilarious way to wear a Kyrie shirt.
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Bergeron on playing somewhere else: “No.”
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Montgomery on seeing Bergeron: “I wish I would’ve won a Cup for him. That’s the only thing I wish.”
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Ullmark is fine.
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Pastrnak having a hard time talking about his year, asked how he was able to move forward. “Time. Time and love. I wouldn’t wish it on anybody. Better days are ahead.”
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Swayman on Bergeron: “He’s one of the best humans I’ve ever met. One of the best leaders I’ve ever met. I would do anything for him because I know he would do the same for me or any stranger on the street.”
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Taylor Hall in Buffalo: 2 goals in 691:04. Taylor Hall in Boston: 2 goals in 35:19.
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Montgomery on Ullmark dropping the gloves: “I love it. He’s all in.”
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Krejci say it’s Bruins or retirement. Not gonna play in the Czech League again.
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The officials have missed two separate too many men penalties on the Panthers in the first period.
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A four-point night for David Pastrnak. Up to 69 points on the year.
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Maroon says he wants to be a mentor for the younger players and help push them to where they need to go. He also feels Bruins didn’t get best version of himself after undergoing back surgery and he wants to show them what he can do.
Pat Maroon wants to stay.
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Sharks, I am coming to you today asking for $5,000.
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Rask: "I got a phone call the night before [Game 3] that our daughter wasn't doing so well. They had to call an ambulance. My mind went 'I need to get out of here.'"
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Trading one of the best players in the league because you don't wanna pay a luxury tax after like 15 years of assaulting your fans' wallets. Arrest this thief.
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David Pastrnak was the first Bruins player to reach out to James Hagens. Talked to him draft night. And then Nikita Zadorov (today at Warrior) and Charlie McAvoy (FaceTime).
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There's been an extremely weird effort around the league to minimize, and even discredit, the man who is going to lead the league in wins, save percentage, and goals against average.
Friedman on TJMS: “The Vezina winner this year should be Connor Hellebuyck. I don’t care what anyone says. He just played 13 games in a row and got the Jets into a playoffs”.
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Pastrnak grabbed the puck on Carlo’s goal so he can give it to his son.
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Patriots being accused of cheating, Bruins have a defenseman being accused of attempted murder. Boston is back.
A caller to the @FAN590 Hockey Show just accused Zadorov of trying to kill Matthew Schaefer during last week's game against the Islanders and wonders why the league isn't stopping him. Seems a little dramatic.
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Pastrnak: “Whoever thinks I was trying to injure Raanta obviously doesn’t understand hockey.”
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Bruins kept Marchand’s jersey hung in his stall all game.
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Jim Montgomery did not watch any of the playoff race games last night. “Last night was my anniversary, so I took my wife out to dinner. That was more important. WAY more important.”
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This is an embarrassment for the league. Just an absolute embarrassment.
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Ullmark: “The Charlies out there are just absolute animals.”
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I'm so sick of updating the list.
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The Patriots fans straight-up turning on their team that's won five titles in less than 20 years because they're 9-5 this year and were on the wrong end of two game-deciding, game-ending plays are actually mentally ill.
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Mac Jones has a posse.
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Rask on Nassau Coliseum crowd: "It was loud. But I don't think it was anything louder than back home. I didn't have any issues hearing today."
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Without looking at the standings, gotta say that it probably makes the most sense to just award the Stanley Cup to the team with the most points.
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I miss the Boston Bruins.
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The Bruins win Game 1 by a 5-1 final and the Leafs are trying to skate off the ice with the game puck. Referees had to intervene.
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Charlie McAvoy was at the Boston Pride Parade. B-roll stills courtesy of the Bruins.
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