Health is wealth take care of yourself if you eat trash you’ll feel like trash I’ll take 8
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Older Adults think they can get away with saying stuff without getting checked because another adult is younger or because of their position nahhhh we both grown and ima let you kno about yourself
Angel Reese : “Watch your mouth” to a UCLA assistant coach. 👀
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“Ima hit it from the front, back, side, side giiiirrrrl I loooove the way you do it”
2013 me getting the twerk of a lifetime
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RULES FOR EVERYBODY COMING FROM FACEBOOK:
1. We’ve already seen the video you want to post
2. Don’t post anything regarding the news unless you’ve checked it we cite sources over here
3. Don’t come expecting sympathy you will get roasted
4. Yo Kids aren’t spared, don’t post
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Only if Dwight is Dwight, Michael is Michael, Jim is Jim, Pam is Pam, Kevin is Kevin, Oscar is Oscar, Stanley is Stanley, Phillis is Phillis, and Creed is Creed if not keep that mfer
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Math teacher: talks too much
English teacher: talks too much
Science teacher: talk too much
History teacher: talks too much
Momma: *looks at me
Me:
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wtf is the point of a restraining order if niggas ain’t restrained put shock collars on these mfers or sum
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A nigga really thought they’d have a family by 25!!! I woulda been miserable. This ain’t the dark ages, my life expectancy ain’t 34.
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I’m figuring you out, scoping out exits and planning what’ll happen if a nigga just came in and started airing shit out
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We urge the Police to check if a person in a house is the owner before shooting
Police urge parents to check Halloween candy after THC-laced "Nerds Rope" edibles found cbsn.ws/2pk2zTM
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Hate to be this nigga but yes I am that SoundCloud artist soundcloud.com/speakuperic/n…
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Just cuz she do this don’t mean she wanna fuck, sometimes they just wanna be close and be the small spoon.
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My momma when she sees me get the math problems right after yelling at me for not getting it the first time
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2000 babies are lost af
BRO MISSY ELLIOTT BROUGHT ALYSON STONER OUT TO DO "WORK IT" AGAIN #VMAS
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Bruh ima always be a kid and I hope the person I get with is too cuz ion want no I’m too grown to be doin this ahh mf
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Y’all taste buds ain’t on that level of sophistication and maturity to really appreciate mushrooms fr
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This boat smell like cocoa butter, strawberries and peach Stella Rose. Thank you God for black women
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Forest gump, catch me if you can, big, cast away, Saving private Ryan, Captain Phillips, The terminal, The polar express, Toy Story. Some one needs to get fired
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The last thing anybody with anxiety wants is to put a spotlight on the fact they have anxiety. Twitter really brings out the weirdos
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“Ok so you’re gonna walk in pretend like you tripped and hit this oddly placed heavy object that out kid can easily get really hurt by and when it falls I’m gonna do some Michael Scott parkour to save him, you got that? Ok I’ll turn the camera on” - a WEIRDO
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Atlanta will teach you never trust a car wit 4 wheels, I saw a nigga get pulled over by a FIAT
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You can buy 2 of each hoodie you own, give them to her and she’ll still take the one off your back
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How y’all be asking people for money so easy? I be ready to throw up just by asking for anything
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Having fun? Raping an unconscious girl is fun? Lock this nigga up wit big Buford so he can have some fun with him
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