@TAMUEngineering alum. working on @kudabusiness. do a bunch of other things: husband, @eatdrinklagos, @eatdrnkfestival, @tixdotafrica, @joinkuda,
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This is why I never smile at work. So nobody, by mistake, asks me to put on a Batman costume and do a full choreo
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If you’re building a home office, i highly recommend you carve out a little space on the floor to lie down when you want to die.
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If this guy can become CBN governor, there’s no reason not to drop that mixtape, my brother.
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Look at how these rats are framing it.
Sasha and Malia Obama's tennis coach and former Yale women's soccer coach are among those indicted in college bribery scheme trib.al/pij5rJa
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From Twitter, I can see why law firms pay you lawyers 50k until they’re sure you have sense
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Travel bloggers won't tell you Zanzibar is full of goats and village roads, but Nosa will. Nosa will never let you down.
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Lagos was like Syria for two days and nobody stole this camera. They left it there for Inspector Fash.
Fashola conveniently finds a Camera at the Toll Gate after LAWMA already cleaned the whole Crime scene.
It's an insult on the intelligence of Naija people. Lol.
#EndSARS
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Kuda raises $25M more led by Valar to become the neobank for ‘every African on the planet’ – TechCrunch techcrunch.com/2021/03/18/ku…
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If your husband enters your reception like this, you have to annul the wedding on principle
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Kuda, the African challenger bank, raises $55M at a $500M valuation | TechCrunch techcrunch.com/2021/08/02/ku…
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The way Eniola Raji Holmes removed his "hanky" to pick up the camera is sending me.
Elementary, my dear Jide.
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CBN won't punish these guys for blocking accounts, but you should. You should remove your money. Where you put it is not my business, but remove it.
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Watching people do startup for 5 mins and realizing this a poor country is the funniest thing. Better sell airtime like the rest of us
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Shout out to the girl that gave us #BuhariHasBeenABadBoy. What a ledge
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“In this house we marry before 30”
Time to move to my own house then. I don’t negotiate with terrorists
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FemCo was calling ambulances when people were getting shot at, while that midget was “asleep”.
Never forget.
Any business that sponsors that man, brings him on their panels etc deserves NONE of our money.
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The value of $ you can buy with naira salary decreases every month you get paid.
You’re not really “escaping” anything.
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A looong time ago, I likened a job I was working at to money laundering. Somehow feds saw the tweet and the CEO called me from London HQ the next morning. Told me to get the fuck out of his company lol.
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People without options are leaving and people with options are coming in.
If it doesn’t click for an expat, they can always go home. If it doesn’t click for a local, well, you’re already home.
as folks are japa-ing, expatriates are moving in. In this my Lagos house hunting for my business partner, most of the mini estates/apartment complexes i’ve viewed are filled with expats.
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Travel bloggers won't tell you that your hotel shuttle will be one of those small buses in Lekki, but Nosa will. Nosa will never let you down.
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Don’t think people understand how small Nigerian engineering teams usually are vs startups outside here.
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Pls I’m looking for iOS devs. If you have a pulse and have opened Xcode before, please DM resume.
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Travel bloggers won't tell you that the only fun things to do in Zanzibar all involve making the secks with your partner, but Nosa will. Nosa will never let your single ass down.
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lmao I feel so bad for the South Africans that have to clean this
Happening Now: Angry women disrupt sales at Shoprite #CircleMall Lekki in retaliation to the ongoing #XenophobicAttack against Nigerians and other Africans in #SouthAfrica
#Xenophobia #XenophobicAttacks #EnoughIsEnough
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VP is leading so I know this is a useless meeting
Today Vice President @ProfOsinbajo chaired a virtual emergency National Economic Council (NEC) Meeting. NEC resolved that the deeper issues behind the ENDSARS protests and its fallouts should be addressed by both the Federal and State Governments. #Thread #AsoVillaToday
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A little thing we added not too long ago: when a bank is unavailable, you’ll get a message like this telling you it’s a no-go.
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you probably don't want to work for a company where senior management is posting screen caps of internal emails online.
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I’ll be upset if these guys get National ID card before me
NIMC registers 900 repentant Boko Haram members
bit.ly/3fsTYTK
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They won't tell you that 90% of the hotels don't sell alcohol, but Nosa will. Nosa will never let you down.
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Employers of labor asking for grace today like they didn’t try to take away our public holidays.
Streets won’t forget.
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- If you want stickiness, you need to provide utility
- Outside cash withdrawals and transfers, buying airtime is top financial activity in NG
- If you have utility, then users don't mind keeping balances.
- Balances help treasury, lending etc etc
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There's nothing in Stone Town, my g. Snorkeling is only fun for 30 mins. If you're not about to propose or on a sexcation, Lagos is fine.
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Peter Obi has gone from “he won’t get up to 1m votes” to “influencing” monetary policy.
Incredible.
I heard that a group of people influencing the decisions of this monetary policy causing economic hardship for Nigerians are actually working for Obi. Some of us thought they are working for PDP.
How can you make life difficult for millions for the ambition of a few?
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agency banking is not "dying". but just like consumer fintech, we've hit peak agency banking. if you're not doing anything compelling, it's going to be a long one.
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When I moved back, I almost started an anon tumblr of Nigerian men peeing in public.
(Then, I found employment)
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You’re about to chow Jollof and goat meat for dinner, then you gauge your wife didn’t cook it.
She ordered it.
Now, you’ve lost your appetite. You’re sick. What a betrayed.
There's a growing trend amongst Nigerian women these days.....they order Stews, Soups and Jollof they eat at home from vendors. And I mean married women.
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Since you don't want push notifications or emails, how do you want us to nudge you to do stuff?
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All these first term politicians that don’t want to work?
Lol.
We’ll meet in front. No amount of rigging will save you.
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London could take two sold out stadium shows in one night?
God, I see what you’ve done for other cities.
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Rapinoe won the WC, scored in the final, finished top scorer and was the tournament’s best player.
If she wants to dance all summer, she’s earned it
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We need to remember the business that acted like opps in this period. Not talking is fine, but deliberately acted like opps. After this, they shouldn’t get a dime.
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