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so they got rid of league for a mode that will SOMETIMES be in
league is gone
are you fucking
i’m actually malding bro ????
Ballistics aside, we have an update about the League Battle feature from Splatoon 2. A similar feature is coming in Sizzle Season with a new name—Challenges! These are an exciting new way to battle with special rules for a limited time, and you can join solo or with friends.
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I gave into the intrusive thoughts
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dunno why this still unpatched
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LET'S FIND OUT
On March 6th at 3pm EST, me and @LecheSquid are going to *attempt* a MEGA charity stream to raise money for Palestine Children's Relief Fund, where we take a fresh account and go from C- up to S+50 in ONE STREAM
donation link (:
tiltify.com/@lankay/c-to-s50…
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am i dumb bc i thought you couldn't get a roll off a rail but i got one
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"seemed to know the position of all the players"
my friend thats called awareness lmaoooo the school should get a proper splat coach
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FOUR STAR ENPERRY RAAAAAAH
(I have been playing for ten hours and desperately need to sleep ggs)
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zooka and this meta is fine and is showing who actually has good awareness and who is crying bc they cant get away with their awareness being shit
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y’all gotta learn to make better outfits and understand most of the clothes in this game are terrible
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was this a thing before bc holy clip potential
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bros mad his teammate isnt carrying as hard as he wanted them too and asking who i am 💀
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LMAO THESE FUCKING BUILDS IM CRYING
i ain’t seen shii so bad since i started comp and no one knew what to run oh my god
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the comp??
[Splatoon 3]
The Salmon Run bonus gear for April 2023 will be the Deep Sinker Helm!
For times in your time zone, check our website: splatoon.oatmealdome.me/thre…
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ALT The JelonzoBot rotation card for a Salmon Run rotation which starts on April 1 at 4 pm UTC and ends on April 3 at 8 am UTC. The weapons are the Splash-o-Matic, Dark Tetra Dualies, Splatana Wiper, and E-Liter 4K. The stage is Marooner's Bay. The predicted King Salmonid is Cohozuna. The bonus gear is the Deep Sinker Helm.
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maybe cold take and the casual scene gonna flame me for this but terms like “what the scallop” or “oh my cod” or other sea related curse substitutes isn’t funny esp with excessive use
dunno it feels rly childish for me, with similar things being “what the fork” or sum idk
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i’m fucking sorry???
a year ban from BAGGING???
didn’t think anyone in the comp community cared that much abt bagging bro this is fucked
and it was in open too???
these mods gotta open their eyes there’s no fucking way
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this is exactly what im saying dawg
i get a lot of people gravitate towards splat bc it's all colorful and we're more welcoming i get that but like
genuinely the trashtalk you see in this community is fucking NOTHING it really shows a lot of people haven't seen it otherwise
I can tell splatoon is a lot of people’s first experience in a competitive setting. I remember my first exposure to trash talk was getting flamed for being shit at MK vs Justice league by my cousins I was only 5 lmao😭
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i genuinely don’t understand the amount meta hate this community has
it’s literally the most optimal way to play??
not everyone wants to quirky gimmick comps that only work half the time
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i’ll say this publicly idc
tweets like this are worrying dawg
you’ve progressively gotten worse and worse and refuse to listen to anyone telling you otherwise
side note youre a minor get marie’s ass out your banner
you gotta get your ego under control
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comp players complaining about spawn camping is INSANE lmao
in a lot of cases it’s the smarter play stop losing your 4v1s and learn to retake
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using a disability as a weapon to try and ruin a teams rep and get pity is wild dawg
accept that your playstyle didnt fit the team you'll find another group
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this is the tamest shit ever dawg wtf 💀
what do you gain from posting this to twitter they're a small streamer and you're just sending people after them intentionally or not
very visibly meant no harm at all and really wouldnt have caused any either
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please rt docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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"just don't touch it" sounds VERY familiar to people saying to "just avoid the missiles"
...which was the issue with them in the first place
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>Another fucking silver
You overfisher dipshits AGAIN making shit this obnoxiously unachievable, go fuckin' crawl in a goddamn fire, you blithering, no-life cunts.
Better yet, get your shit stolen so you can NEVER FUCKING PLAY SPLATOON 3 AGAIN, CUNTS-
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y’all a disgrace why we sending death threats and pushing one of our best TOs out over screen being unbanned get a grip i’m so serious
i get it’s an accessibility issue but not to THIS point
jesus christ man
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ppl rly call something unhealthy bc they die to it a lot and dunno how to play around it / don’t care enough to learn how to don’t they
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we called it a lot sooner than we planned due to lack of mental and getting drained 🫡
we managed to raise $645 for PCRF which is genuinely so much more than I thought we would be able to get
LET'S FIND OUT
On March 6th at 3pm EST, me and @LecheSquid are going to *attempt* a MEGA charity stream to raise money for Palestine Children's Relief Fund, where we take a fresh account and go from C- up to S+50 in ONE STREAM
donation link (:
tiltify.com/@lankay/c-to-s50…
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HERE WE GOOOOO
I'M STREAMING MY END ON BOTH YOUTUBE AND TWICH
LECHE HAS HIS UP ON TWITCH
LET'S GOOO
twitch.tv/lankay_
twitch.tv/lechesquid
LET'S FIND OUT
On March 6th at 3pm EST, me and @LecheSquid are going to *attempt* a MEGA charity stream to raise money for Palestine Children's Relief Fund, where we take a fresh account and go from C- up to S+50 in ONE STREAM
donation link (:
tiltify.com/@lankay/c-to-s50…
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it’s either just what i said or it’s normally league with occasional challenges but i doubt
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remove decay, add deranks back, make min for X S+25
“iTs ToO hArD” that’s the point it’s a rank not a daycare
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(mini rant)
yall stop overestimating your div / skill like theres a solid four people off the top of my head and two of yall over-exaggerating so far like go get some tourney results before saying ur div 2-3 gah damn
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why yall so mad at trash talk it happens in literally ANY competitive environment, not just esports
so many of yall soft asf in this community the trash talking here is tame as FUCK and doesn't happen often and yall still get your heads all twisted
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it's literally a percentile, you simply aren't in the top 5% of sr players
literally just get better that's how it is
lots of people got silver you don't see them whining (:
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stormy why how are people pressed over the bagging lmao
casuals are a different breed of soft holy shit
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me: mario galaxy is 16 years old now
livi: that’s the age of consent in some states, someone’s gonna fuck the game
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full curious how’d we ruin the game
we’re part of the community and tbh keep it going best we can with no support from nintendo
we just enjoy a different aspect of the game
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the fitnessgram pacer test is a mulistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues
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death calling me lil bro is fucking hilarious
calling me a fan is crazier i used to be your friend dawg but atp you’re just weird
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good morning campers today's challenge is to find a reason to keep going
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NEWS FLASH 🫵
Our new friend @_Lankay has joined us as an official member of BlueMoon!!! 🌙
Say hi to Lankay!! Hi Lankay!!!
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two year gap aint pedophillia what're yall smoking and gimma some bc shit you gotta be so fucking high
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"who achieved a similar skill level to you in splatoon 2"
all the players who got boosted to X are gonna start with a higher rank just like us
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