Storyteller. Producer. Actor, occasionally. Creator of Intricate Vengeance on Amazon, USA’s Leap Year. Stan slashers, superheroes & alliteration.

Los Angeles, CA
“We’re gonna make a horror trilogy about ambition with a female lead that’s not based on IP. We’re gonna do 3 period pieces set over 67 years, homaging 3 distinct cinematic eras. We’re gonna make all 3 for $4M and release them out of timeline order. And they’ll each turn a profit in days.” What Ti West, Scott Mescudi, Elliot Rockett, Mia Goth, A24 et al have accomplished here is legit X-traordinary. #MaXXXine
#A24 might just have delivered another indie hit at US #BoxOffice, as R-rated indie horror #MaXXXine starring #MiaGoth grossed 3.2M on FRI Opening Day, including WED Previews, already almost beating the entire opening weekend of previous instalments of the #TiWest directed trilogy #Pearl’s 3.1M & #X’s 4.3M. Eyeing a 6M-9M 3-day opening in the U.S.
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ALIEN: ROMULUS but it’s the ALIENS 1986 TV Spot. #AlienRomulus
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Replying to @samstein
Trump is the whiniest bitch on Earth. The most incompetent, destructive, shambolic President with the most gullible, uneducated, hillbilly dumbfuck idiot followers. What a pathetic loser.
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Replying to @JamieBonkiewicz
They’ve lost no rights. They feel oppressed by fairness. Scares the shit out of them.
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Replying to @Acyn
Of all the things that never happen, this never happens the most. I suppose if you believe a carpenter turned water into wine 2000 years ago, it’s easier to believe a teacher making $50k/year can turn a boy into a girl. With what, kiddie scissors & Elmer’s glue?
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Replying to @Variety
I didn’t see “stupid rednecks.” I saw a quiet, wise, vulnerable Jonathan Kent and a Martha Kent trying to figure out FaceTime played by an actress with an IRL Southern accent. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Replying to @SimuLiu
People. Simu is dragging the ridiculousness of WB’s decision to cancel a $90 million movie. He’s not dragging the cast, crew or fans. I get there’s valid outrage but you’re directing it at someone who likely agrees with you.
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Replying to @depression2019
Of course not. 77 million people DELIBERATELY elected one. 75 million voted for an imperfect but qualified candidate. 2.7 million threw their votes away and 90 million couldn’t be bothered.
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Replying to @reesetheone1
Who says these people didn’t?
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Randy Rainbow is a gift and a national treasure. 😂🏳️‍🌈
Kamala! Kamala! She's fin'ly come to save the day. Kamala! Kamala! Gurl, don't get in her way. 👑🎶🛡 #Kamala
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Goodnight, my friend. Rest easy now. Thank you for everything. 🖤💔 #RIPShannen #RIPShannenDoherty
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ALIEN: ROMULUS but it’s the ALIEN 1979 TV trailer. #AlienRomulus
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A forensic psychiatrist warning the public in a @politico piece about the psychological harm being inflicted by President of the United States. That’s where we’re at, folks. @BettyBuckley @rosie @Chris_Meloni @duty2warn politico.com/magazine/story/…
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Remember the 90’s ALIEN Anthology VHS Box Set promo? I brought it back with #AlienRomulus
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Replying to @Variety
How long ago was this? I didn’t think Terrence Howard was still in a position to turn down roles. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Replying to @oneunderscore__
Cognitive dissonance. The walls are closing in on these people. The more Covid surges, the more desperately they cling to their beliefs. They’re doing anything and everything to avoid doing the ONE thing they refuse to do.
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This would be the trailer for Sony’s Valentine’s Day slasher #HeartEyes if it came out in 1981 during the first holiday slasher boom. Take it from someone who was there 😉
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Replying to @joerussotweets
In 2017, I was told I had to cast a YouTube creator with 1M Twitter followers in a pilot instead of a series regular from a popular CW show. I said, “They’ve never acted before & aren’t SAG” and the exec said, “yeah, but they’re Verified.” 🤣
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Hold my Zima. I used to love Melrose Place but I feel like I've been watching Andrew Shue get cheated on for like, 30 years now and I just want to hug him.
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If FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES came out in 2000 like the original, this would’ve been the trailer. Complete with SCREAM trailer music & an AOL Keyword. #FinalDestinationBloodlines Watch: piped.video/Xt3S0C93aIY?si=3beS…
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This would be the trailer for @A24’s 80’s slasher #MaXXXine if it actually came out in 1985. Take it from someone who was there 😉
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If I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER 2025 came out in 1997 like the OG, this is the trailer you’d see during every commercial break on The WB. Trust me. I was there. #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer piped.video/Z1tX0ZS38XI
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Replying to @PopCrave
“My phone’s blowing up and it’s like, Grindr.” As if Grindr downloaded itself and just started texting him feverishly like Gay Black Mirror or some shit.
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Replying to @kathygriffin
I got fired from a job I was really good at once because my friend drop-kicked me under the bus. Then another friend I'd helped put on the map took my place. I'm still bitter. Is it like that kind of bitter? 🥰
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Replying to @Acyn
Yeah. He buried his 3 oldest children’s mother in the backyard for a tax break. What a family man.
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Replying to @chrislhayes
At this point, I’m content to let natural selection play out. I’m beyond over it, carrying the extra weight of idiots who conflate “liberty” with self-interest.
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BEETLEJUICE 2 but it’s the 1988 BEETLEJUICE “Starts Friday” TV spot with a new narration. #BeetlejuiceBeetlejuice piped.video/aoQbzq4pD38
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If X was released in 1979 as “The Texas Porn Star Massacre,” this would’ve been the trailer. #MaXXXine piped.video/lob1x7P9ewQ?si=tG0H…
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Replying to @Acyn
2 years ago Trump insinuated Debbie Dingell’s recently-deceased husband was looking up at her from Hell. She’s earned the floor here.
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Replying to @DevonESawa
Really, people? The answer wasn’t right there asking the question? 😉🖤
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Replying to @Acyn
I live in Los Angeles. The reservoirs have NOT been dry for 15-20 years. The reservoirs were at normal levels. The problem was not lack of water. The problem was water PRESSURE. Pushing water uphill to elevated communities while the water system was under unprecedented strain.
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Replying to @DevonESawa
And here’s an autograph for your brother; I wrote it on a Biden cap.
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Replying to @atrupar
And now they won’t take our anything because we’ve sided with Russia & pissed them off with global tariffs and threats of invasion. And we have a volatile, untrustworthy, incompetent president stripping our imperfect but functional government to the studs & tanking our economy on purpose.
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Replying to @DevonESawa
I’m voting for Kanye.
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Replying to @michaelrosenbum
I mean, you did 7 seasons and came back to do the finale. You do Cons. You don't minimize what the role meant to fans. And you're the best Luthor since Hackman. You deserved a real offer. Months ago.
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If Final Destination were released today, I imagine the opening would go a little something like this. #FinalDestination @DevonESawa @JeffreyaReddick
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Same ending as parts 3,4 & 5 where the 2 mains think they’re safe and then die.
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Here’s an idea for how Ronna can “contribute.” Sit her lying, fascist handmaid ass down with former Republican officials with integrity @MichaelSteele & @NicolleDWallace for a zero f*cks live special.
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Replying to @SymoneDSanders
Symone. Nobody who still watches MTP is gonna cry over canceling a Ronna McDaniel interview because her lying fascist handmaid a*s has no business being booked - paid or unpaid. The choice Welker & MTP continue to make is, to book Trump/his enablers and allow them to normalize fascism on your air.
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Replying to @djodjeee_
WB never should’ve caved and done the Snyder cut. Because it only gave these people a false sense of empowerment.
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Replying to @ViewerAnon
💯 and “oh fuck, Willow.”
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Replying to @YourAnonCentral

ALT Happy Dance Gif GIF

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Replying to @Chasten
Girlfriend is auditioning for her high school spring production of Fatal Attraction.
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Replying to @yashar
Why? It’s not like MAGA goes to museums. They’ll change it back when he’s gone. He should probably stop talking about his TWO impeachments and the Republicans who voted for it. And Clinton getting a beej in the Oval & lying to Congress is almost quaint compared to Trump sexual assault and felony conviction.
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My fave #FourthofJuly birthday tradition: @feliciaday + @tomlenk Star-Spangled Pride Pants buff.ly/29e3gFl
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Replying to @samstein
THIS was Biden’s economy.
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Replying to @stuartpstevens
Stuart’s right. Men who’re secure enough with their sexuality tend not to make performative statements or gestures about “masculinity” or erasing gay culture.
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Replying to @yashar
It’s pretty simple, really. It’s a cult.
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Replying to @PhillyD
“It’s irresponsible to mot contextualize Nazi salutes,” said no one until recently.
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Replying to @allenanalysis
I bet you a million dollars she only gave Democrat names and denied Trump’s involvement. Now she’ll be pardoned.
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I mean, it's like "Waiting for Guffman," except Guffman shows up at the end and it's a Tony-winning Broadway legend.
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Replying to @chrislhayes
Malignant narcissists are pathologically intolerant of democracy as a concept. They must be in control of EVERYTHING.
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Replying to @FilmUpdates
👋🏻 Hey, Straight guys. Gay guy here. If this pic makes you uneasy, it’s not your fault. All men get the same “gay is bad” memos in a 97% straight world. Don’t close yourself off to platonic affection like this out of fear of being perceived as “gay.”
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
You don’t get it because you’re not a racist who blames Black and brown people for your problems.
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Replying to @MarkHamill
You’ll face it surrounded by people who knew her - some almost as long as you, who love and miss her too. Think of all the great Carrie stories that are gonna be told on that set. ❤️🙏🏻 #CarrieOnForever
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Lady Ruby Moss and Shay Moss should be given Presidential Medals of Freedom. My God. #January6thCommitteeHearings
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I mean, we're Hollywood elites, unlike the guy obsessed with ratings and lives in a sky palace made of gold.
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I’m guessing you watch Fox News. Here’s the truth from someone who lives here: 1. The reservoirs were full above historic averages - except for one, which was undergoing repairs. 2. The issue was water PRESSURE. Pushing water uphill to an elevated community under unprecedented strain on the system. 3. The smelt thing is a lie. Flat out made up bullshit from Trump.
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Happy 4th Of July‼️ If you’re celebrating with #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer here’s a totally unofficial 30-second energy shot to help keep you hyped until July 18th. GET TICKETS NOW‼️🪝🩸
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New SCREAM 7 Trailer concept: “Rules of a Legacy.” Link in reply 😱🔪 #Scream7 #ScreamVII
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Yeah? It looks like a still from The Purge. Or like, when Beanie Babies were a thing.
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Replying to @allenanalysis
The Supreme Court’s role is to prevent consolidation of power under the Executive and to protect the American people from Executive policies that violate our Constitutional rights. They’re failing.
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Replying to @gtconway3d
And his own cronies remarked about how he “seemed to be enjoying” watching it unfold on television. Sadistic narcissist.
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Yes, he’s both those things. He is also the Moby Dick of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. People don’t want to hear that. Media doesn’t want to touch it. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He just doesn’t see it as wrong, nor is he able to see what’s real.
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“It’s incredibly accurate.” Like you’re a Denmark expert. Like all of your years of academic study have led to this.
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Replying to @EllenBarkin @CNN
I saw Joy Reid call it out during the msnbc post-show. “Egregious lack of fact-checking.”
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Replying to @BMeiselas
Putin knew what he was doing with Trump a decade ago
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Replying to @cfishman
Let’s be crystal. He declared an “economic emergency” that didn’t exist to give himself unilateral power to tariff. Not to “fix” the economy or re-shore manufacturing. He did it for the power to pick winners & losers. To extort companies & countries seeking exemptions.
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With respect @ummjackson, anyone who knows @PhillyD even a little would strongly challenge your assertion. Enjoy your day.
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Replying to @highbrow_nobrow
How ‘bout we talk about what was at Trump’s home instead, Pammy Jo?
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They are not HIS people, Tod. And an ILLEGAL order is an ILLEGAL order. Jesus you people are a fcuking nightmare.
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Replying to @jemelehill
In other words, Republicans want to teach your kids about the Holocaust from the Nazis POV and criminalize teaching them about slavery from the enslaved’s POV. THAT is the DEFINITION of indoctrination.
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Replying to @M1CHAELMAN1A
I notice Scream 7’s three Black main cast actors aren’t in it.
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Replying to @chestersee @PhillyD
...Frosted tips.
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Replying to @Lesdoggg
Because he validates the fears of a 30% minority of straight, white Evangelical “Christian” Americans who are scared shitless of losing their power and privilege to people who don’t share their “values.”
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Replying to @penguin74us
It was sealed by a judge after Maxwell’s trial and wasn’t unsealed until 2024.
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Replying to @Acyn
Dean Cain hijacking the conversation around the new Superman movie to claw back some relevance & pimp Trump’s agenda is fcuking pathetic.
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Replying to @Acyn
Y’know who created modern ‘cancel culture?’ Conservative Christian groups. Ask a “fascist” Hollywood producer, network/studio or ad exec how many cuts and pulls they’ve made under threat of boycotts. Ask ‘em why Matt never kissed a boy on 8 seasons of Melrose Place‼️
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And while we’re at it, a full-throated Fuck @Sen_JoeManchin
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Replying to @THR
I’d hate to be so mired in denial, fairy tales, ambivalence, willful blindness, and self-preservation that I didn’t have the balls to say “Before I was a multi-millionaire and homeless living in my car 25 years ago, that could’ve been my mediocre Bible-beating star-fucker ass getting put in a concentration camp.”
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STREAMING NOW! @GetYourRevenge (The Pilot) for @NewFormDigital Hope you enjoy! #incubator3 piped.video/s_cUBjUSmDM
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Replying to @Lesdoggg
How can I fight for and with you?
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Replying to @mattyglesias
@jonfavs Diabolical. 45 is an unstable old man being used by GOP and Bannon to further their agendas.
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They don’t have these problems because they don’t have every hydrant within 50 miles being tapped at once.
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Replying to @mehdirhasan
When Trump heard that Rep. Debbie Dingell voted to impeach him, he said her husband John who had JUST died, was looking up at her from Hell. THAT is the most hateful thing he’s ever said.
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So much Scream 2 love in Scream VI. Here's the #ScreamVI official trailer remade shot-for-shot as a Scream 2 trailer. @GuyBusick @jamesthevan @BettinelliOlpin @TylerGillett @ChadVillella @OfficialPXEnt @HiRadioSilence @GhostfaceTalks_ @ScreamMovies #Scream
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Trump’s psychological profile has ALWAYS been the story, the threat, and the reason he’s so easily manipulated by dictators who flatter him.
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Okay, now do white people.
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The sociopath-in-chief, y’know the one who accused your dad of conspiring to kill JFK? Yeah, he invited the *actual* Taliban to come chill at Camp David. Please scurry away now.
American Taliban.
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Israel did that. Kamala Harris didn’t “use our money to blow up children.” Israel - an ally, used the money we gave them to do that. We, and every other democratic country should have stopped giving them money.
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Why? Cuz he didn’t give you one?
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Brandon. You’re crashing out. “Mayor Kingpin” is a story from the comic. If you saw Trump in Kingpin this season; or yourself in Danny - then maybe your conscience is trying to tell you something. Consider listening to it.
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Replying to @yashar
In normal times, yes. If Elon is “convinced,” that means he’ll make it happen. He’ll buy the seats. He’ll mess with the election somehow.
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@laurenduca I flexed my inner Lauren Duca and called bullshit on queerbaiting. It’s a cognitive spit roast and it hurts people. A gaslight is a gaslight is a gaslight. link.medium.com/lRdrVz1xW3
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Replying to @RepSwalwell
Doesn’t every peaceful protest have a built-to-scale, operational gallows on hand? These people are selling us out to appease a profoundly disordered psychopath.
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Can Smith appeal to the 11th Circuit?
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