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I’m not humble and gracious enough for this. I would tell him to pull out his phone and google me.
Imagine being a Female PGA Professional and some guy comes up to you telling you how to swing 😂 She's a better person than I am because no way could I hold in my reaction
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Rap beef is funny when you think about it. Two (or more) grown men so angry they are driven to recite poetry over an instrumental.
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I miss lockdown a lil. Something was so soothing about the stillness. Having that moment to just sit and think changed my life forever.
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We are bringing back romance. We are slow dancing, we are writing love letters, begging too, enough is enough!!
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Every time I see older women that look like this, they be vegan or have plant-based diets... and idk if giving up trash food is worth it. Looking good is fun, but food makes me happy 😭
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The body is the outfit.
so simple but effective.
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Is it even possible for white people to go to an African country and not take this picture? Lmao
We Got Love 🇺🇬
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All jokes aside, someone loving you through all your phases, flaws and mistakes is probably very beautiful.
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Also, Cardi having a baby in the middle of all this makes me so hopeful for the girls after her who desire family. Too many times girls hear that they can’t do both, but men can. People assumed it would hinder her but Cardi did it, and dominated.
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Replying to @DamnDeShawn
That wasn’t flirting lol.. and if it was he should get a new strategy
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Replying to @AntWasHeree
Whew that requires restraint. She got it
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The way men talk about women is disgusting lol.
She has to be a fuckin psycho, I really don’t see any other reason how niggas ain’t seed that up after all these years
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Jumping over braces/Invisalign and going straight to veneers has always been a wild trend to me.
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Me after I’ve accidentally killed myself with bleach fumes but my bathroom is squeaky clean.
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Sending love to everyone feeling grief, loneliness, and general sadness during the holidays ♥️
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Y'all really cried upon the good lord for John McCain's health and today he voted to disregard yours... chile..
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I’ve never met a person in black AF1s that was about positivity.
what did Black Air Forces do to yal?
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A poor girl from the Bronx who used to strip and make funny videos on IG won a Grammy. She worked her ass off for it, I am so happy for Cardi.
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I’m not interested in being a stereotypical ‘strong black woman’. I come from a long line of those and it’s not worth the hype.
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Replying to @Courtdulce_
I was yelling at the screen
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In honor of Father’s Day, bringing this gem back... but nah for real, save me one 😅
Cleotrapa 💋
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Y’all fat friends are watching y’all be fatphoic online btw.
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Replying to @Iam_TuPapii
Im such a fan. They brought that brand back from the dead.
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Everyone deserves to be loved but many people have earned their loneliness. Some folks end up without friends/family/romantic partners because they’re not likable or nice to be around for long. And it’s that lack of accountability that’s keeping them there.
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I know we are in the yearly recap phase on social media and everyone is announcing their biggest wins, but please don’t compare yourself and your progress to others. If your biggest achievement was just staying alive, then that’s a win too.
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I hate everyone that can see properly for free 😂
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Young black people who make good money should not be tasked with taking care of their entire family. Paying other people’s bills etc. It’s not fair.
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Humans of NY was a great contribution to the internet
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Exfoliated, shaved, moisturized and laying on fresh sheets. I don’t know a better feeling.
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Women’s bodies do all kinds of things after child birth that they have no control over. Enlarged body parts like hands, feet, nose, breasts.. acne, loss of edges, extra skin/ stretch marks, hyperpigmentation/ discoloration, extra body fat, etc.
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Really sad about how we’re sold these patriarchal ideals that being a “good” woman will get you love, adoration and respect from men (who you MUST base your life around) then you grow up and realize that everything was a lie. Then you’re called dumb for buying into it.
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We poor, can’t meet milestones because poor, not having a lot of sex, isolated/lonely, poor, anxious about political/personal/climate future, and poor.
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Replying to @LaBeautyologist
The body dysmorphia is ridiculous... these standards are ruining peoples’ image of themselves.
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I’m so ready to go up for her. I just need her to have better music... make music she cares about, not this calculated industry pop music.
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Okay, hear me out... Love child?
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Men are allowed to be so flawed. They can spend their better years causing chaos in women’s lives, then one day grow up and learn to be better and wind up partnered with a beautiful (often times younger) woman.
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This moment is bittersweet. Niggas all over the globe had to riot and fuck the streets up DURING A PANDEMIC to get a little respect.
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Dawg 😭
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*gets weave* *wants braids* *gets braids* *wants natural hair* *gets natural hair* *wants weave* wash, repeat.
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Idk Ayesha situation but mother’s and wives often fall into a rut because their whole lives revolve around being moms and wives and they don’t have an identity outside of that, couple that with not feeling desirable. It’s very human.
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Nah the attention I get when I wear my fro out is insufferable. Niggas start calling me all kinds of “Queen” and shit. I ain’t Mama Africa or one of them super woke ethereal chicks. I drink my henny from the bottle just like the rest of these regular bitches bro.
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IG standards are causing a lot of body insecurities and even a little dysmorphia for a lot of girls (and guys) ... for even the most confident and secure people. Don’t forget to love the body you’re in. You look fine.
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My favorite part about getting older is learning to recognize quickly when something isn’t for me. I will not spend an extra minute with a person, at a job or in an environment that brings a certain level of discomfort
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Y’all scary. Just fall in love and worry about the consequences later.
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I deserve a lot more than I’ve been getting.
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Sending love to everyone that lost a loved one this year 💛. This holiday season isn’t the easiest.
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If black women dated "the best providers" we wouldn't date black men.
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Did.. they really say there were no mixed people to look up to when the majority of black elites and black Hollywood in the 70s-80s were mixed and light skin... being light skin is and has been the standard of black beauty since slavery 💀
It’s not easy being a Rainbow in a black and white world. From executive producers of #blackish and #grownish, mixed-ish is coming to ABC. #mixedish
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It’s really insane to me how much time we dedicate to work. It doesn’t leave much time to follow passions/ hobbies, learn something new, self-care, spend time with friends/family, build new relationships, and other adult things we have to do like run errands.
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I love her come up story. I actually remember when she was doing the tours at those small venues. She hustled for real and I’d argue she kicked the door down for everyone else.
Cardi B Full Instagram Live: 5-7-2023
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I hope Chloe applies even more pressure. Keep talking shit.
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Replying to @mercytrouble
The keyword here is discipline 😭
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I get it. These grown women who spent decades in wife school have mental breakdowns when they realize A) liberated women who do wtf they want are happier B) these men you’ve groomed yourself for were not groomed for you & they’re not all they’re cracked up to be. Tough shit.
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If you're 5'3 and below what do you need with a 6'2? Yall being greedy 😂
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I pray that somewhere tonight an “r&b artist“ saw this verzus and deleted half the songs on their next album so they can come harder.
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“If you looking for a meal.. just go” should’ve never received a response. I really want us to stop engaging these men and be better about preserving our energy.
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Girl are you texting god?!
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I want to know the real number of people who don’t like their kids and regret having them. I don’t think we’ll ever be at a place where people would speak that honestly and candidly. Just anonymous reddit posts lol.
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Replying to @lexnthecityyy
Her calling it a “Kim K ponytail” is antiblack as is.
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Imagine making it to 32 and having nothing that was promised to you for being a “good woman” & realizing that you‘ve wasted your good years by not living your life for you. The contempt for that outcome must be great. Ima try to have some compassion for those ladies lol.
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I take this back. Apparently her pregnancy took her teeth.. I hope she can fix this 🥴
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RIP to those 2015-2016 uber prices though, I’ll never forget you💔
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I’m not even the darkest on the spectrum but my god, how do people not see what darker women go through? What is so bad about having honest convos about privileges?
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I hope millennials kill the diamond engagement ring next. There are so many more nicer and interesting stones.
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One more scandal and Cuomo will fix housing prices 🤞🏾
Effective immediately, New York has restored voting rights for felons. revolt.tv/2021/5/7/22424429/…
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It’s not about cleaning. He feels less powerful than her because of income. He wants her to be domestic so he can feel like a “man”
Technically her question is "AITA for forcing my husband to hire a maid?" And my question is...why the hell is he still your husband sis? teddit.net/r/AmItheAsshole/c…
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I been eating my oats.
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I’m seriously concerned about my attention span. I don’t remember having so many issues staying on a task. It’s cause I be on that damn phone 😔
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All those men who are only concerned with “speaking from a logical place” are usually manipulative, have no emotional intelligence, and usually lack the analytical skills they think they’re so strong in. Throw them in the garbage.
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Idky people are so afraid to get older. My 30s are smoking my 20s by a landslide. Everything is better over here
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Anyway, Cancer season has been so good 🙂‍↕️
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This Eric Gardner shit hit differently because of everything that transpired after his murder. Ramsey Orta is targeted and jailed by cops for recording. Erica Garner has a heart attack at TWENTY SEVEN and leaves her kids without a mother. So many lives and families ruined.
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If Beyonce say we being hoes, then guess what?
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A lot of black mamas are responsible for their sons growing up to be clowns. They enable bullshit behavior. Raise. Your. Sons. Word to Michelle Obama.
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“Charge your worth” created a bunch of under-skilled folks charging premium prices for lackluster services. And the fact of the matter is, a lot of people are delusional about the quality if their work.
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I didn’t understand half these white culture references but this is hilarious.
Headphones guy vs. Airpods guy
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I really hope we get a real summer to this Wizkid album. Wishful thinking but I want it so bad.
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MTA gems.
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Wizkid made such a good album. I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of it.
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Everyone leans into being victims but no one wants to be in the oppressive/privileged seat. We all are in some ways. It’s not that deep.
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As soon as I think I have a handle on things and a deep understanding of self, I peel back layers and realize there’s more work to do. More bullshit ideals and bad habits I have to unlearn.
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I met this girl at this event. She hit me up telling me it was nice to meet me and she wants to do lunch. I’m super excited and giddy at the thought of a new sister-friend. Is this what dating is like?
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So twitter made me google something called “super commuters” and apparently there is a big community of people who cant live in cities like SF so they commute 6+ hours a day for their job. Oh wowww.
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I will be in the gym for 6 months straight, miss one day and just don’t go back for another couple of months. 🤦🏾‍♀️
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Adut Akech is one the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen.
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Good morning. Cyntoia Brown is finally free.
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When were trying to be a good wing man and your homegirl got you in a basement with some dusty niggas sharing a bottle of Grey Goose
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My bff slayed her hair. The talent jumped out.
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When the Haitians having fun and tweeting in creole on the TL
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Women do tons of things to upkeep beauty and it’s about time the men hop on board because y’all are ugly and y’all need the help.
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Idc how fun ya boyfriend is... don’t bring him to girls night.
Random opinion (bc idk if it’s unpopular): when your partner is likable & fun, your friends wont mind if they come out during girls night bc they aren’t a kill joy. They actually become the DD & make sure niggas don’t bother y’all.
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The night king raising the dead nitter.app/adrienneba_/status/106…
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Thinking about going to work tomorrow and being around people who won’t feel the impact of this loss like we do. Like when Nip died, or Trump’s win during the 2016 election, or when Ferguson erupted from Mike Brown’s murder. It’s a sucky reminder that we live in two America’s...
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How I felt after shoveling snow then coming inside to cook dinner
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Average Americans are barely rubbing two nickels together at this point, stop asking us for money. Call your rich friends
Replying to @TheRoot
We said to raise $ for what’s going on with this crises let’s be very clear of what was said !!!!!
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It seems like we need to start giving Tpain his flowers, aggressively
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