ALT A black and white photograph of Tallulah Bankhead. She is smoking a cigarette and is staring, nay smouldering, slightly off to the right of the camera. Talulah is a white, very pale, slim woman & is had one of those ageless faces. She could be 25 or 42 here, it’s hard to say. The shot is only of her head, upper torso, and the right hand holding a cigarette up. She’s wearing a very sparkly diamond bracelet. She has dark, bobbed hair. Deep set eyes & has nailed the “Smokey eye” look. Her eyebrows are plucked thinly and arched in 1920s style. The most immediate thing about this image is how little of a fuck Miss Bankhead gives that you, or anyone else, is looking at her. She is the epitome of glamorous indifference and is utterly fabulous, daaaaaarling.

ALT An absolutely amazing painting showing at least 15 witches flying through the air to their hellish Sabbat. There are men and women, old and young. They are all white and look so fleshy you want to poke your finger into their skin to see if it leaves an indentation - like silly putty. They are almost all nude. Some of riding brooms, others are riding goats, there are also lizards and skeletons in the mix. It’s a truly wild image. They look like they’re floating in water, only it’s against the night sky. The witches swirl and writhe in the scene, as if in sexual frenzy. The witch at centre of the painting stares out while riding a goat. She looks evil, horny, and mad all at once. The goat looks pretty calm all things considered. A really incredible work of art.

ALT A black and white photograph of Dolly around the time of the trial. She is middle aged, sat on a chair, and looks every bit your 1930s glamour puss. She is wearing a fox fur around her neck, a long dress with laced sleeve details, and a bucket hat. Her hair is curled & she has her handbag on her knees. This is not someone you'd think would have a gimp stashed in the attic.

ALT A postcard depicting a fig slit vertically to show its rosy flesh. Hanging from a branch, it is supposed to show erotic symbolism. It definitely looks like a cunt. The writing in Italian reads: 'The fig was that friend which frequently betrayed me.'

ALT An oil painting of a witch riding a broomstick, inside a circle, set on a black, square background. Like the James Bond gun-barrel sequence viewpoint that features in the opening of almost every JB movie - but with a witch in it. The broomstick runs diagonally down the centre of the circle. The witch riding it is a young, white woman with flowing red hair. She’s nude with her legs pulled up around the broom. As the kids say today, she is thic. This is a thic witch. She’s turned away from the viewer. We can only see her back. Above her is a full moon, covered with black clouds . Bats fly above her. It’s a very vibrant, sexy image with lots of movement in it. This is the witch your parents warned you about.

ALT Black and white photograph of Janis Joplin aged around 26. She’s is full hippie regalia, beads, bangles, rings, feathers in her hair, and large round sunglasses. She’s pointing down the camera and is laughing. She looks like the iconic 1960s flower child, which she would have hated me saying because she always said she was a beatnik. Oh, and it must be cold because her nipples are at full salute.

ALT Coloured recipe photo of a candle salad. It’s exactly as described, a banana standing in a pineapple ring, with a cherry at the end, and cream dribbled down the side to look like wax. The very brief recipe is written below the image. It looks like a cock. There’s no way around it. The cream looks like jizz. If someone served you this for Christmas, you’d call the police.

ALT Giovanni Battista de' Cavalieri 1585 depiction of "Monsters from all parts of the ancient and modern world", roughly corresponding to a depiction of Wewe Gombel, a spirit of the Indonesian folklore. This is a black and white print of Wewe Gombel. She is a naked woman, with cloven hoofs, who is wearing her boobs like a feather boa. Both breasts droop to the floor and she has wrapped them around her upper arms, like a fox stole. She has long, clawed nails, and wiry hair that is standing on end. She is outside somewhere. Considering what she’s gone through, she looks quite serene.

ALT A quite spectacular tit pic in a red frame. This is a painting of a white womans knockers. The boobs fill the frame. They are surrounded by billowy white fabric that circles them - making a kind of tit nest. There is no face, arms neck, or torso. Just boobs. They are very pale, enviously perky, and have pale, tiny, pink nipples. Looks like a puppy dog’s nose.

ALT A pen and ink drawing in colour, showing a man and woman sleeping in bed, from above. Their feet are sticking out the bottom of the sheets and a large demon, that looks a lot like an evil tabby cat wearing an apron, licks their feet. The demon’s tail is a sort of snake. It is quite a mad and disturbing image. If this thing existed, I would cut my feet off before going sleep.

ALT A black and white photograph of a young white woman, in a long blonde wig. She is in a dressing room. There is a scantily clad woman in the background. This is Honeysuckle Devine. She is writing in her diary and looks intensely focused on what she's doing. She is wearing a bandeau top and looks quite serene and contemplative. The wig is kind of crap though... sorry Honeysuckle!

ALT A man and woman make love on a bed. A cat jumps up at the man, who is on top, clawing his backside and he cries out in pain.

ALT A pen and ink drawing in colour, showing a man and woman sleeping in bed, from above. Their feet are sticking out the bottom of the sheets and a large demon, that looks a lot like a cat wearing an apron, licks their feet. It is quite a mad and disturbing image.

ALT The face of Tollund man. He is lying on his side. His face has been tanned a deep brown by the bog. He looks like he is sleeping and is eerily calm. He is wearing a fabric cap and the rope around his neck is clearly visible

ALT A black and white photo of a very respectable looking, young, white lady, in typically Edwardian dress. It’s a like black dress, buttoned up the front. Her dark hair is tied back in that loose way that covers her ears. She is wearing a back choker necklace. She is sitting at a small table, that has a tabby cat on it. She’s reading a paper, which is on her lap. She is looking directly at the camera. Behind her and the cat is a very large cannabis plant. The cat must have jumped into, or is starting to jump out, of shot because it’s blurry. The blurring has the effect of making the cat look quite manic and wild eyed. A cannabis garden is probably the best place for it.

ALT An oil painting of a young, white woman lying unconscious on a bed, while fully clothed. In the foreground is a table with empty bottles and glasses on it. It’s obvious there has been some partying the night before. She actually looks very beautiful for someone who is supposed to be hanging out their arse and hungover to fuck. She has long dark hair, hanging over the side of the bed & her white shirt is open down her chest, revelling the décolletage & abdomen, but no boobs - like she’s dressed for open heart surgery. There are two glasses, but only one person in the image. So, whoever she was drinking with has cleared off. Bastard.

ALT a newspaper clipping that reads 'the man in the closet. Dolly never lacked for men friends but her charm was fatal to her husband'. There is a picture of their house above the headline.

ALT A coloured photograph of Photorhabdus luminescens. They look like neon, blue worms covering the shot. It’s a science shot.

ALT Man engaging in sexual activities with six women date unknown, Paint on paper 12.5" x 7.75"