If you see this, you're gay.
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WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU!
WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU!
WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU!
WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU!
WE FUCKIN WARNED YOU!
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This man gotta be SEETHING right now.
I’m a McDonald’s chef — Trump has no idea how difficult it is to be a french fry cook trib.al/ZYJAQSy
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They shot REAL arrows at this mother fucker, too. They devised a series of signals to inform Mifune on which direction to run while they were shooting at him. With real fucking arrows.
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Bros, they're so mad they're turning on Moo Deng now.
They're fantasizing about the death of a baby hippo.
We broke them.
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This is going to be the shit that breaks him.
Go harder.
Hasan expresses frustration w his haters making training Kaya harder
“My haters are causing me to be more reactive to my dog when she’s being spoiled & train her in opposite direction..F it, I’ll just destroy all of the training I worked really hard on”
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We are NOT doing Halo revisionism. That whole show was dog ass.
Seek help. Twitter dollars are not worth this.
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His mother: He was left.
His father: He was left.
His roommate: He was left.
His classmates: He was left.
His friends: He was left.
Dude on twitter: Only I know the truth about this person I've never met. I am so smart.
Charlie Kirk wasn’t shot in a major, urban city.
Charlie Kirk wasn’t shot in a blue state.
Charlie Kirk wasn’t shot by a minority.
Charlie Kirk wasn’t shot by a Democrat.
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There's porn of her in the game you're defending.
They mocapped her getting her back blown out.
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I just realized. Since Twitter started cracking down on the bots...I haven't seen a single kpop stan.
Funny, that.
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Every corporation is gearing up to change their PFP to a rainbow here in like a week.
You're not oppressed.
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Kotaku deserves to go bankrupt again for this headline.
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Its on video. Theres no reason for a trial.
Death penalty. Firing squad. Make it as cheap as possible.
Uber passenger sentenced to life in prison for murdering driver, mom-of-four, seen begging for her life in dashcam footage trib.al/6EYrf3l
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PornHub (after people bashed it into their faces) removed a ton of violent and harmful content. Now, people will go elsewhere. To places that don't abide by any laws.
And shit there is so much worse. Ya'll learned nothing from prohibition.
Well done to everyone who campaigned to ensure age verification for pornography was in the Online Safety Act!
Today it comes into force and while no doubt there will be some who get around it, it means young kids in particular won’t be stumbling on violent and harmful porn.
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Apologize to Alex Jones.
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You can get rid of this by updating uBlock and purging the cache in the "filters" tab, by the way.
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Jenna Ortega pulled a Henry Cavill and refused to use lines that were out of character. This shouldn't be condemned. This should be the norm.
‘Wednesday’ star Jenna Ortega’s rude comments should kill her career — but they won’t trib.al/kuh5MDT
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Everyone bitching about her face when there's like a dozen lore inaccuracies in the trailer. She looks fine. I'm more disappointed that she seems to be a generic witcher instead of something new. Just ignoring that the Trial of Grasses only worked on men, I guess.
There are no gods here, only monsters ⚔️
We're thrilled to reveal the first look at #TheWitcherIV — our upcoming single-player open-world RPG. It marks the beginning of a new saga with Ciri as a protagonist, embarking on her own journey to become a professional monster slayer.
Watch in 4K: thewitcher.ly/RevealTrailer
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FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT! FUCK YOU WE WERE RIGHT!
A PR firm has been manipulating the Rotten Tomatoes movie scores for over 5 years by paying critics directly
(via @vulture)
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Nothing makes me want to be more transphobic than the media response to this shit.
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Dude is crying on TMZ now? This thing is never going away lmao.
Hasan denied all CollarGate accusations to TMZ
“Getting back up on to bed..yelps in moment..every now & then..snags her claw on something..like dewclaw..she wasn’t even wearing the vibration collar that’s in contention..on that day she had regular collar”
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One of these days these minors will leave their home and learn how light works.
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"Spartans never fought bugs."
I am so tired of tourists.
So let me get this straight
Fortnite is having a bug invasion themed season. A BUG INVASION and they just called spartans “the experts” even though they never fought bugs unlike SOMEONE who is SPECIFICALLY equipped to fight bugs
Are they not connecting the dots at epic or what?
Community note
While not the most popular or memorable enemy, Spartans have fought the Yanme (“Buggers”/Drones) in just about every mainline Halo game.
They resemble Beatles, fly around the area of engagement, and typically attack the player with Plasma pistols.
halopedia.org/Yanme%27
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And then the finale revealed he was talkin out his ass and he went full homophobe.
Ya'll did NOT watch this fuckin show.
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They've put more effort into trying to lock Kyle away than they did to finding out the Las Vegas shooter's motive.
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From the fuckin fanfics!?
Ciri is officially confirmed as part of the Lynx Witcher School in Witcher 4
This is an entirely new Witcher School that we haven’t seen before in the books or games, it is either founded by Ciri or what is more likely an ancient Witcher school that’s been in hiding the whole time.
Whoever these guys are, whether they are new or just an ancient school unearthed remains to be seen, how they convinced Ciri to become undergo the trial of grasses will definitely be a huge story point too
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Community notes just committed their first murder. Down to the fucking dollar amount. All cause this mother fucker put the wrong email in his bio.
MAGA trolls have claimed that I’m paid by the DNC and the White House but that is simply not true 👇
Community note
In late 2022, Biden’s campaign team connected with young social media influencers, including Harry Sisson, to draw in voters ages 18-29.
nypost.com/2023/04/09/bid…
axios.com/2023/04/09/bid…
washingtonpost.com/technology/202…
Sisson recently signed with Palette management. Palette received more than 200k from the DNC in the last 8 months.
linkedin.com/in/harry-sisson
fec.gov/data/disbursem
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Hey, I was assured that banning porn wasn't a slippery slope. I was guaranteed they'd just stop at porn.
Fuck you, we were right.
🚨NEW: Labour Government considers VPN ban following online safety act expansion
[@GuidoFawkes]
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I stopped caring about Assassin's Creed after the second one, so I have no horse in this race other than some laughs.
But what made Yasuke so famous? Why is he this "legendary samurai"?
Without mentioning the color of his skin.
Interesting “The Most Famous Foreign Samura” and y’all mad, they put him in Assassin Creed and yall racist continue to try to diminish Yasuke….
Interesting 🤨
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Helldiver 2 showed us that a lot of people aren't even willing to trust Sony with an email address.
But They expect us to trust those companies with our drivers license.
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This you?
Playing Palworld gives off the impression of playing a product designed to be sold, rather than to be played. You will feel like a mark. And you'll be right.
Our early impressions: eurogamer.net/is-palworld-ac…
ALT Palworld official screenshot where a player shoots at a giant grassy elephant with a health bar.
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See, it ain't just "gooner games". It's got all their favorite vague blanket terms. This is why you don't give censors an inch.
Resident Evil would be banned under these guidelines.
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Lucas buying LucasFilm back from Disney?
I don't buy that. There's no way Lucas gives that much of a shit.
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A fanfic author claims Amazon stole his story and used it for Rings of Power. He's claiming Amazon. Stole his fanfiction. To base their show off of.
I've been laughing for ten god damn minutes.
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Do not hate watch Rings of Power.
Give it The Acolyte treatment.
And certainly skip the fucking theater debuts, the hell you thinkin payin for that?
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Every. Fucking. Time.
A few public lobby experiences have convinced me this ought to be said
#HelldiversII #HellDivers
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Used to be a cook at a casino. The waitresses would make hundreds in tips each night. We were lucky that the waitresses would share those tips with cooking staff. Sure, they'd keep most but it was a nice to get that extra $40 each shift.
So I got zero fucking sympathy.
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Just rename Miles at this point. This ain't Spider-Man no more. It at least made some sense when it was zaps and stings given how the wall crawling works.
But they got dude out here lookin like a god damn super saiyan.
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Nothing is more masculine than being a good father. He's just playing with his kids.
Having issues with this is some serious beta energy.
🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Dwayne The Rock Johnson has been criticized by his fans for letting his daughters put a wig on him and cover him in makeup.
Many fans are saying “this shouldn’t be posted” and strange concerns are being raised about The Rock’s ‘masculine influence.”
Community note
This clip was posted December 2022, well over a year ago from the Rock. Additionally there have been no comments about the Rock’s masculine influence since this clip has been posted.
t.co/ZuA99vpf4
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The Acolyte was crafted to pander to you idiots.
You didn't show up. This show's cancellation isn't about catering to "racists" or whatever buzzword you want to throw out.
It's your fault. Not ours lol.
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"Straight men aren't into Bayonetta" is definitely the most wrong take I've seen on this hell site.
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I hope this brings riots. With emus.
🚨 BREAKING: Australia isn’t just banning social media, they want to ban you from searching the web as well.
This is retarded.
Fuck you @tweetinjules.
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Ya'll do not need three fucking months of the calendar. Stop it. Seek therapy.
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The surest sign of Fed nonsense is how coordinated they all are.
People are retards, but they march in lock step every time we see these glowies.
And where's the fuckin fat people? A "totally organic" movement and they're ALL in shape? In America? Nah.
NEW: Patriot Front activists are currently marching towards the state capital in Charleston, West Virginia.
This march is part of their ongoing activities as a white nationalist hate group that formed in the aftermath of the "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, in 2017.
The group is known for its white supremacist ideology and has been involved in various marches and demonstrations across the United States.
Their actions have drawn attention and concern from both local communities and law enforcement due to their controversial views and activities.
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tHeY oNlY wAnT tO bAn PoRn, BrO
🚨 Ireland is planning a new law lets the state intercept your private messages, not by breaking encryption, but by scanning the messages directly on your phone before you send them!
WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram DMs, and even your car!
It’s called client-side scanning, and it turns your phone into a government surveillance device.
You know … just to protect the children 🤡
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I am not eating food clearly covered in spit. Sometimes people just know what they don't want and are tired of predatory live service slop.
We want games. Not part time jobs we have to pay for.
it’s so funny seeing everyone who’s shitting on suicide squad are the ones that haven’t played it…. hm!
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What fucking gimmick did advertisers sell people on to make them give this much of a shit about a fuckin cup?
No, seriously, what the fuck did I miss? It's a fuckin cup.
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Aha...Ahaha....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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What the fuck were your plans for this weekend where a law about executing PEOPLE WHO RAPED A CHILD UNDER 6 YEARS OLD throws a wrench in things?
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Kotaku on suicide watch.
Yakuza Developer General Director Toshihiro Nagoshi Praises Ghost of Tsushima; "They’re Even More Japanese than Us" nichegamer.com/2020/07/28/ya…
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Half my timeline is people celebrating a possibile suicide.
I mean this from the bottom of my heart.
Touch what's UNDER the grass. And stay there.
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Lovecraftian horror being about humanity and human problems completely misses the point of Lovecraftian horror.
Last night’s #LovecraftCountry was giving full breadth of Black women’s anger, Black men’s accountability for not adhering our expansion, and God-tier afro-futurism for Black women. Then wrapped it in love. I am.
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Now write the same article for a woman. Keanu is still in great shape, especially for someone nearing 60. Dude could run a mile faster than anyone criticizing him.
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All those people defending race swaps were dead silent when Netflix erased a Jewish character in Cowboy Bebop.
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