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Lusaka Zambia
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Dear future bea somewhere in the weldi, this is a filterless, specsless me.. 😩 Tufwayeniko naifwe before th eggs expire 😩🥺
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Let us normalize buying from our mothers on th streets... They really go through alot to make abit of money.. 🥺🖇️💚💚
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Mwebana bakwa Lesa, I'm still waiting for future bea😭its almost 2 years wala. Anyway,
Lesa amipale 🥲 happy sabbath🥲
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Recovering after a very hectic fili weeks of my life.🤕😷
Apa am even considering to start dating and making meaningful connections kuti washima mayo without a sosovjoy.. 😂😂
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This smartly dressed gent sells fruits along independence avanu road. I must admit that this is a great marketing strategy.. Support a brother and buy from him.. 💯👏👏
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I'm thrilled to announce my partnership with @Edgestores to bring you top-tier products and services.
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Zed-X-Twitter, your support fuels my journey and thanks to everyone
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"I suck at replying to messages"
Nah, you have an inferiority complex, you like seeing messages pile up so that you can feel important like you're on demand.. 👀👀
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As an upcoming mai busa🙃 15 years from now, ku kaba akantu ...🤣🤣
Hair by Classicfabtrends IG and Facebook 🤌
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Another year round the sun 🎂🥳
Thanking God for a healthy life and many more years to come.. 🙏🎊🎊
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If you know, you know 👀👀
New trending video.. Takuli ati uli waku church this will definitely get to you 🤣🤣🤣🚶♀️
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Zambia ku chalo 🔥🔥🔥 @BuyoyaJonah presenting Focus on Africa at BBC 🔥🔥🔥
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So Davido has impregnated his baby mama again for the second time despite him being married to chioma his "Love"?.🤔
And this comes a few months after him loosing a child with chioma??.
I don't know who needs to hear this everyday when you wakeup spare a minute to FEAR MEN. 😩😩
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5 years anniversary with 13 breakups, 9 cheating scandals, 4 abortions, 3 Orgasms and 2 months of happiness... 😩😩
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After 10 missed calls, following morning ati "sorry babe i was sleeping" na Voice ya 3 rounds... 😩
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Abatali has made it in life 😭😂😂😂 being lifted by a whole president😭😭 He was feeling like zacheus when he met Jesus... 😂 😂
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I think you guys are forgetting, you have to Formally ask a girl to be your Girlfriend... 🤔
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Celebrating another Happy birthday year of being a kasuli and for the blessing of a healthy life now and forever.. 😇😇
Ayamu also accepting gifts...🙃😊
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You fuck good, they cheat on you with the guy who has money, you have money they cheat on you with a guy who fucks well.
You have money and fuck good, they cheat on you with a cute guy. You have money, fuck well and you're cute, they cheat on you with a guy who makes her laugh🤣
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Drama ku civics center today when a husband gate crashed his wife's wedding to another man 💀🤣🤣🤣 ba Mary Lungu left her matrimonial home and children in the morning to go marry another man.. 💀🤣🤣🤣
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Zambia ku chalo..🔥
The Zambia National Pool team has beaten England which has the best players in the world, at the WORLD BLACKBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS in Morocco.. 🔥
I think ichipani echaletu bwesesha panuma mwe 😅🤣
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It's good to see Powerful women like Mizinga Melu balancing Corporate career responsibilities expected of her and Cultural Values as a Zambian wife to her husband.🙌
This needs to trend. Its inspiring on so many levels. You can be a successful, powerful woman and still be Wife🔥
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Its that time of year again, manje the years I've turned today is for big people.. 😭
The soup is drying and am tired of waiting for marriage 😩😩 am ready to let it enter mwe🥺🥺
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Mu Lusaka namo 💀💀 Side Chick ukupama so🤣🤣 I thought side chicks role when madam catches you with her man is to run...🤣 🤣 Nomba uyu side chick takwata umunchishi, teku pyamo fye bashala balelwa beka 😂😂🚶♀️
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I was telling a friend how i dont appreciate unannounced visits.
I explained how its better to tell me hours earlier or a day before, so that i prepare to mentally accommodate having you around, because am not the type you call & say "am in your area or am outside"
Was i wrong?
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Mu Lusaka namo🤣, how can you slap and insult your friend like that over a dress? 😭😭
Me i can sue for assault Exeh 🤣🤣
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Lusaka is now scary..
Please Don't forget to condomize and stop testing people with your eyes. 📌📌
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I would rather swallow a spoon 🥄 than live in South Africa.
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Especially as a foreigner, You can die before your time..
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Umuntu mufola nankwe same salary but shita skide achita na clear eka pa border, aisula na shop ku mbali? Muli fili pin 4?
Ok what am I doing wrong kanshi?
When you ask, ati just keep pushing. Pushing what chkala 😭😭
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I like how Zambian men hurt us. They don't care if you sucked their dick, swallowed their cum or gave him Chinyonge style.. They will still cheat on you satanically 😭🤣🤣
Koseni honorable... We stand with you.
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UBZ busses are not appreciated enough.
If you're traveling anywhere, just book with it in advance, its worth the wait.💯
I thought I'd be seating next to someone carrying a goat.. 😭😂😂😂 But awe sure it has exceeded my expectations 🙌🙌
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This is where the fakest promises are made ati "i think we should have a boy 1st then a girl after so the boy can protect the sister" 💀🤣🤣
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Another form of depression, picturing yourself working immediately after applying for a job.. 💀🚩
You even picture yourself buying a skide 🤣🤣🚶♀️
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Some people just come online to go through their social media apps, texting nobody and nobody is texting them.. Just scrolling through up and down until time yakulala yafika..
And do it again tomorrow, again and again. 🤣🚶♀️
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Kuli video ya new in the weldi👀👀 have you guys seen it or you are behind 🤦♀️
Ba 2000 are representing and Givin pressure😩🤣🤣
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You may not have liked ba Lungu for political reasons, that doesn't stop you from being human and empathetic.
Death comes for us all regardless of your gender, wealth and status.
MHSRIP 🕊️🕊️
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When an exeh buta ohn is an eye witness 😭😭😂😂 Ba Lusaka who is this guy, i wana hear him speak again... 😭😭😂😂
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Reality off social media is often disappointing.
In real life, gents here date single mothers, they date women without big bums & hips and they give their women money.
Also women here with high standards date broke men too, some even go 50/50.
Y'all just cap on social media. 😏
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Gents, how true is this?? 😭elo ninshi i bought herbal life in hopes of growing a bum.. 😩😩🚶♀️🚶♀️
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"This Program you're doing you can work anywhere, Companies will just be fighting for you"..
Kanshi fya bufi 😭😭😭
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Mu zambia namo🤦♀️
Joe ba mwikata ubuchende muli mosquito net ya pink na sister wakwa fience pa window.... 😭😂🤣🤣
I didn't know people have sex in a mosquito net😭😭😭
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The way they become busy after dodaling you,... Those tuma calls and texts tapu tapu kusila.. Ati "babe I'll call you let me close the fridge".. 🤦♀️😂🚶♀️
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Maturity is when you understand that being posted on social media has nothing to do with how faithful your partner is to you..😩😩
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So some people have already messed up this year🤦
Ifwe elo tule buka reading and liking your posts from my guza..
Kaya bakuma lodge nama HO mwauka bwanji.. 🤣🤣🤣
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