Third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck

Austin, TX
Hey if I blocked you and you're seeing this I still think you're a bitch
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So apparently my hometown Pizza Hut (where my dad still lives) has rebranded as Pizza Hut Classic. They brought back the old interior, the old logo, and so the lunch buffet again, even cups. Didn't know this was a thing, tried to capture as much of the aesthetic as I could here.
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Some answers to commonly asked things: This is in Hempstead, TX, really small town. No video games that I saw, I didn't look at the hall near the restroom so maybe there, but I doubt it. This location never had the cocktail arcades My father doesn't live here, I'm sorry
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The people have spoken @pizzahut, glad to collect the data for you
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Also shout out to the staff, they were super nice, felt very much like back in the day. I incorrectly assumed they'd be too distracted by normal orders, they were all over the dining hall though, good stuff.
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Oh and it was 10 bucks.
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Had to run to the Walmart next door any got a drive by of the outside sign font, I don't know if they ever changed to the new logo but I think they did. Either way the old font is back now.
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Replying to @Skoog
I think it's because Pepsi has historically been the "other" brand, you have Coke then Pepsi, nobody thinks of Sierra Mist instead of Sprite,when it comes to sports drinks Gatorade is 1, Powerade 2 so I think the mind automatically fills in the brand. I too am fun at parties
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Replying to @ettingermentum
They think we fell out of the coconut tree
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I think at this point I get 1 demand. Bring back the Bigfoot pizza.
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Did we not expect the toddlers to fight back?
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Here's the buffet, they bring your salad
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That's the face of a man who's been babysitting a bunch of kids for a weekend
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Yes my dad lives in this pizza hut, that definitely wasn't a typo, please send help my father is trapped
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Fighting TERFs, fighting Trumpers, you earned that Beskar
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Replying to @indianloonie
Roman "doesn't watch movies" they're too long
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Replying to @LetsLevelUp
Its not super impressive but honestly it wasn't super impressive back in the day either, I'll grab one
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They have to get this exact arcade of Roadblasters to complete the illusion
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Replying to @doinkpatrol
Only when he has the zoomies
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Goofy ain't fucking around
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Imagine passing on millions more dollars to talk on TV and getting divorced from your supermodel wife to score 3 points total against the Carolina Panthers
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Replying to @hausofdecline
He's like a traffic cop who pulls over someone going 60 in a 55 cause it's the last day of the month
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Replying to @alecrobbins
This was an homage to how the director got off his motorcycle every day at work, in the lobby of the office, it was extremely disruptive
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Replying to @Srirachachau
I literally cannot stop laughing at this, my new favorite reaction
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I don't get why people are worried about Untitled Goose Game being released the same day as Link's Awakening. One's about one of the greatest heroes of the past 30 years, the other one is about some weird elf boy
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This is one of the dumbest takes on masks I've ever read
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Replying to @FloatyRedHead23
Probably just depended on the location, both are generics from restaurant supply companies
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Replying to @MildlyAmused
Legitimately may be the most incorrect words ever spoken in a row
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This Goodwill is getting wild
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Replying to @aXentOG
It's pretty rad, I guess it's a thing they're trying out at locations that still have the original Hut buildings? Not sure what criteria it is, gotta say i was surprised cause my hometown is really small
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Replying to @rocco_botte
Normalizing therapy in this age is a must
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Ariel asked me to marry her and I said yes! She also have me Roll Player which is all I have a picture of so here's that.
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This is still the reaction in large boardgame groups when someone tries to highlight marginalized designers, in this case a response to a large thread about making your favorite female designers in gaming. This community is still trash and has a long way to go.
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Some of the worst folks in the replies.
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Replying to @jon_bois
"-Jon Bois -Noted Fan of Base Ball -Has a Computer"
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I'm really proud of this! I started mini gaming 22 years ago, but never painted a full 2,000 point army in any GW game. After 4 months and 3 days, I have now finished the first 2175 points of Necrons, based, varnished, the works.
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Well you're not going to have any eyes, but ok
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Replying to @jon_bois
COLLEGE STATE COLLEGE STATE IF YOU GO YOU GRADUATE I still remember our chant
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Replying to @JustinMcElroy
Ain't no rule that says an ear bud can't play basketball
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Replying to @jon_bois
Jon I can't read it all can you get closer thanks
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Replying to @ProZD
Tried to get Megalovania close
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Replying to @richsommer
Harry Crane has places to be, he'll take the shaft down thank you very much
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Nature is healing
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Content creation is work. It's a lot of work. If you can't support a Patreon, please give people likes, shares, and subs. It can't be understated how much that helps, not just from an algorithmic perspective, but a motivation one.
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Oh shiiii forgot to mention I start my job Monday, I'm back as the community manager at Steve Jackson Games! I'll have some new duties, and will still be at some shows, but probably less than my previous years, for my own sanity. Glad to be back!
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Lost Wilford Brimley tonight, great character actor and icon of commercials. Some Brimley rewatchables, obvious picks but some great stuff here
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Hey fun news I'm now the marketing director at SJ Games. I do more stuff but won't be not doing the old stuff so I'll still be doing *points around indiscriminately*
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Quick reminder that hustle culture is toxic and you should take your vacation and holidays 👍
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Replying to @meta_rach
Me too
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Replying to @SamSykesSwears
This is Stinky, he's not really being a bother, but we just found out today he's got kitty cancer and won't be with us much longer so we're letting him sit wherever he wants, with lots of snacks and treats.
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Just thinking about Patrick Bateman using the word 'bonest' on his crossword puzzle in American Psycho
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Looks like Nintendo is releasing the December update for Switch Online, fingers crossed for the legend's return @mega64
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Look at all that space for my cats to throw up and the only way to clean it is lifting a mattress
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I see people comparing the way news is hitting today as feeling very similar to 9/11 in terms of being unable to work or focus. The big difference being that more people will die of COVID today than in 9/11 and this time the terrorists we're watching are actually homegrown
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CW: sexual harassment I'm so sick of stories like this coming from our industry, this is disgusting. It's very brave to come forward to protect others, but it's sad it has to be done. medium.com/@ashrtaylor13/spe…
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Replying to @JimJarmuschHair
For a minute I was like "wait does Taxi exist in the Taxi Driver universe"
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Let it be known you're antisemitic?
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Didn't see a lot of fat rep and I was updating my profile pic for fall, so I gotta #ThirstTrapRPG
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British shows all star the same 10 comedians but in different combinations
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Replying to @rocco_botte
The best part is if this ends up on Facebook with no context it'll absolutely be the most watched rocco video ever
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Replying to @netw3rk
Ladies, never trust a dude who defends the boyfriend in Midsommar
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Replying to @ettingermentum
Everyone is making a point that Dr. Han is only in 4 episodes. All that proves is that Dr. Han got it right and got out, he knew he didn't need to hang around.
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Replying to @TheJWittz
Unfortunately he pays by check in the grocery store
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Replying to @Srirachachau
They just survived that train running right at them and then you give em this, there'd be riots
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This ratio is a perfect example of how many TERFs there really are versus how loud they want to get. This is one of their queens getting absolutely ratio+L+fell off by the simplest of resistance, it's pitiful. And it needs to happen more often.
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Replying to @rocco_botte
Daft Legacy
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I've been down in the dumps for a couple months, but I'm starting to feel a bit better overall. If you're struggling with depression, don't be a dingus like me, talk to people, get out of your home, even seeing a movie helps. I've kinda let myself dig a moat.
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Replying to @ToyGalaxyDan
It truly did, I think about nostalgia a lot. I'm a sucker for it, but I also work in marketing and Reagan loosening the rules on children's media absolutely poisoned a generation of kids brains, myself included.
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"Have you heard of The Ship of Theseus?"
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Replying to @jon_bois
Looking at June 25 on the calendar now
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Replying to @alecrobbins
Already changing your Wikipedia to say "hates women (especially Fujiko)"
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Ah I love the every 3 month or so Board Game Industry Shows Its Entire Ass holiday, where we cram as much embarrassing shit into a condensed timeline
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Replying to @jon_bois
That's why they call it a Bell Curve
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Watching the @thedicetower Live Stream about harassment (awesome job everyone!) and reading comments that they wanted "someone on the panel with the opposing viewpoint" . . . opposed to what? Harassment is happening, do you want someone pro harassment, or someone ignoring it?
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Replying to @alecrobbins
Imagine being the copy guy who wrote two pages of prose about Home Improvement for SNES, then opening the book and seeing this. Crushing, that person may have lost it
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When I'm buried I hope Florida is my pall bearer so it can let me down one more time.
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Replying to @AbroadInJapan
Turns out you had to go abroad
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Replying to @pcgamer
Pathetic, this is a dude who burned a fantasy army at the end of old world. This isn't even a review
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Replying to @BlueyAnon
Hempstead, Texas
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We're officially a year removed from the unfamous Peach Horn panel at last year's @mega64 Expo, yet it still hasn't released on SeeSo as promised WHAT GIVES piped.video/oPxorV6s70E
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Replying to @Massawyrm
"You see in the 80s when a director and producer love each other very much..."
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The perfect mode of transportation doesn't exi-
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The initial @SJGames crew is on its way to #GenCon2016!
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My greatest life accomplishment was a drunk guy at Whataburger demanding a picture with me because he thought I was Hagrid.
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Alright all y'all #GenCant folks, who's not going, I wanna hear from you!
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"But Hunter, if you're an atheist, how can you be sure there's no god?" I have my reasons.
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Hey designers, I know it's exciting to get a game you pitched forever actually signed, it's awesome. But do like an ounce of research into who's actually signing it.
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