Partnered @Twitch Streamer | Marketing Manager @SyntyStudios | I have too much LEGO | The guy with the scenes | @BriiJayx's manager.
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'Tis the season! ANZ content creators & competitive players, help me celebrate 'a very Vondle Christmas' in the December ANZ Fortnite Friendlies!
📅 Wed 19 Dec
🕚 8PM-10PM AEDT
📺 @Twitch_ANZ
#FortniteFriendlies | @FortniteGame
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You are the reason so many people show such disdain for politics. You are out of touch and completely delusional. I pray for the day you no longer hold a seat.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Absolutely disgusting.
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Path to Employee Complete 🥳
Super excited to announce that as of today, I've joined the Marketing team at @Twitch_ANZ!
I never expected when I first started streaming nearly five years ago that this is where it would lead me.
Can't wait to work with this amazing community 💜
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My dream job at Twitch comes to an end.
Working with the community for the last 2.5 years has been wonderful, you're all brilliant, and everyday was truly a blessing
To the team, you're all so talented & I'm so proud of the work we achieved. I'm going to miss you all so much 💜
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🎉PROMOTION ACQUIRED🎉
You are now looking at the NEW COMMUNITY MANAGER for World of Tanks ANZ.
Been working really hard since joining Wargaming and I'm super excited to step in to this new role!
DID I MENTION I LOVE TANKS?
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Shout out to @ScottMorrisonMP and #koalakiller @GladysB for contributing to our native koalas being 'Functionally Extinct'. Secondary shout out for the people that voted them in, the blames on you too.
Can we all wake up and realise how bad this party is for us and our country.
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Murdoch media when Victoria introduces mandatory masks:
'Dictator Dan'
Murdoch media when NSW introduces mandatory masks:
'Gladys of house Liberal, the First of Her Name, the Unrivalled, Queen of NSW, Mother of the Economy, Protector of the Seven States, Breaker of COVID'
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My future with streaming. Goodbye - for now.
Read: tl.gd/n_1squuuo
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What's this? Another Australian "news" program completely misleading their audience? Thanks for lying to the public yet again. If I see any children playing video games I'll make sure to sit them in front of wholesome shows like @TheTodayShow and my favorite @ACurrentAffair9!
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I am super excited to finally share with you all that I am now officially a Content Creator at @WarGaming for @worldoftanks!
I think we all know my passion for history, content creation & gaming and now I get to blend them all together.
So excited for this next chapter ❤
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What a 52 hour rollercoaster. I've not cried or felt so many emotions from a video game in a long time.
Thank you @poemgroup, @PlayStationAU and @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN for one of the best games I've played in my entire life.
#DeathStranding was an experience I'll never forget.
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Tonight I reached 10,000 followers on @Twitch_ANZ.
I left my job at 100 followers and have worked day & night since then on my stream.
No matter what people think, if they believe in you or not - do what you want to do in life. It's too short not to.
Thank you all so much 😭
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My mum had a horse riding accident early this afternoon. She's got multiple fractures, multiple broken ribs, a punctured lung and is the ICU.
She always calls and talks about my tweets, so please send her all the love so she can read all the well wishes when she wakes up ❤️
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A lot of men are somehow struggling with what should be a really simple concept: CONSENT
NO MEANS NO
NOT MAYBE
NOT LATER
NOT AFTER SOME DRINKS
There isn't another way to interpret no.
She's not joking, it's not an invitation to change her mind, it literally means no.
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Luck is a term people use to try and rationalise why they're not achieving what they want in life.
"Oh they're so lucky for x/y/z"
99% of the time they got there through hard work & determination.
Don't wait around for luck, or you'll be waiting forever.
Start working today.
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GUESS WHO JUST GOT THEIR DREAM APARTMENT.
(it's us @BriiJayx)
SO EXCITED CAPS AND SCREAMING ONLY NO MORE LDR, AWESOME PLACE, FTTP NBN, A BATH!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIVING WITH AN INCREDIBLE WOMANS, NETFLIX AND NOT CHILL WE'RE CHRISTIANS BLESS JESUS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Attention ANZ Content Creators!
I have a number of paid opportunities coming up this month with World of Tanks and the release of our Battle Royale mode 👀
If you're interested in taking some Frankenstein-esque tanks out and having a laugh let me know below! I'll be in touch 😊
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This is a weak mindset. Since when does anger and smashing stuff mean passion?
How about staying level headed, and objectively analysing yourself, your mistakes and why you lost, and then building on it for next time. Be a, I dunno, adult? Not a child throwing a temper tantrum.
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice.
There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
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My whole office is playing Mario Kart instead of watching the Melbourne Cup and I am so glad I work here.
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So I've waited a little bit to announce it but...
I've officially passed my probation at @wargaming_net! It was a big decision taking this opportunity originally as you all know, but it's been one of the best decisions of my life.
Also rate my tank stance.
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The amount of times growing up I'd hear from my father that he only hit my mum because he was 'angry' which was 'okay' because he was 'passionate and just cared' has really made this shit strike a nerve with me.
Kids don't need to hear that anger is an excuse for passion.
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After a fantastic two years, my time time being 'Tank Dad' for the World of Tanks Community is coming to an end this month.
It was a tough decision but an incredible opportunity was offered to me, and I can't wait to tell you all about it soon!
(1/4)
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500,000 channel views...
This means so much to me.
To the incredible people I've met along the way that have turned in to amazing friendships. To the community that has grown around me, supporting not only me but each other.
I am so incredibly grateful. Here's to 500,000 more
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Found out tonight my goodest of girl's kidneys are failing and the veterinarian couldn't give her an estimated time. She's an old soul and turning 14 in a few months and I'd love one more birthday with her ❤
Here's a little pic of her with her lil bandage from today 🥺❤
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Any streamers out there struggling to figure out how streaming might impact your tax return feel free to send me a message!
My background + degree is in accounting/finance and I'm more than happy to help!
Note: I'm not a CA/CPA & will recommend an expert if I feel you need one.
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I'm back visiting mum after two years. Notice a new photo wall. Go over and look at them all, there's one of some random dude and I think to myself who is this? Mum comes over and says "I love this one, it's my favourite photo of you!"
IT'S NOT EVEN ME HAHAHAHA WHO IS THIS GUY
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After THREE ENTIRE YEARS, @Centrelink FINALLY decided to finish my compliance claim, and after three years of harassing me for money, slapping on debt charges, selling debt off to debt collectors, they finally admit I owed them nothing.
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Anyone else feel there's this weird pressure to do something 'big' for New Years?
It's been a rough year - Fall asleep at 9pm, watch shows/movies, invite friends over, enjoy your own company, play games on Discord.
Do what makes you happy, societal pressure be damned.
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My grandfather passed away today. Being in lockdown and having all my family interstate has made it a lot harder. I just want to give my mum and sister a big hug 😭
I don't even know when I'll be able to see them again because it feels like there's no end in sight. It just hurts
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Goodbye my little angel ❤ I was really hoping fate would let you have one last birthday at the beach. I'm sorry I couldn't give you one last hug goodnight. Rest in Peace Gigi ❤
Found out tonight my goodest of girl's kidneys are failing and the veterinarian couldn't give her an estimated time. She's an old soul and turning 14 in a few months and I'd love one more birthday with her ❤
Here's a little pic of her with her lil bandage from today 🥺❤
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From the bottom of my heart thank you to each and every one of you for helping me achieve the biggest dream I could ever imagine for myself.
I have worked day and night since starting this journey to get to this point and I am so proud of myself and all of you.
Thank you ❤️
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This is me walking out of the airport for the last time after seeing @BriiJayx.
I've caught 48 flights and walked out of this terminal countless times over the past year and a half of our LDR.
In a few days we'll be finally living together...
And I'm so damn excited ❤
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Hey @auspost. I'm now up to 14 parcels that I've had to collect because you never even attempt to deliver them. Every time you mark "not at home to receive" yet I work from home and have been here every single time I've been given the notice.
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Happy Birthday to the most incredible woman in this universe and the next.
Life has never been the same since you showed up with a cauldron & a pick axe in your hand.
The feeling I get being able to share this amazing adventure with you is beyond words.
I love you so much ❤
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You all broke me. Many times over. I think we collectively cried enough to make 1 million bottles of vonWater.
I am so thankful for everyone that came in to wish @BriiJayx and I the best on our next adventure. I could not be more blown away by how incredible this community is.
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TL:DR - Accepting an incredible opportunity. Will be taking a 6 month hiatus from stream. Get to live with @BriiJayx finally after 1.5 years of LDR.
Final stream TONIGHT @ 6PM AEST - Would love if you could come by one last time ❤️
I love you all so much.
Vondle <3
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Today I rode a tank for the first time. Yes it's as amazing as it sounds, yes it was a dream come true and YES I LIKE TANKS HELLO.
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Been working my butt off since starting at Wargaming on growing the World of Tanks ANZ Twitch Channel and this is what I woke up to this morning and I am feeling very proud at the moment 😭
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My Indigenous step father was held overnight in police custody. One of the officers forced him to strip naked and then proceeded to slap him multiple times on his backside while two other officers watched and shouted racist slurs at him. When my mother told me I was sick.
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If you draw a dick or do anything to make your vote a 'no vote' today, do us all a favour and draw a dick on your forehead as well.
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This is how @BriiJayx found me at the Arrivals Terminal after I noticed the Sydney Airport LEGO Store had 20% off as I was walking past 😂
Merry Christmas to meeeee 🎅🎄🎁
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I love the media...
Earlier this morning: Don't worry about #coronavirus, the likelihood of it getting to Australia is super small.
This afternoon: QLD MAN BEING TESTED FOR CORONAVIRUS
Tomorrow: CORONAVIRUS TURNS PEOPLE IN TO CORONAS; STOCKS GO DOWN 500%; FREE ALCOHOL!?
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Any streamers out there struggling to figure out how streaming might impact your tax return feel free to send me a message!
My background is in accounting/finance and I'm more than happy to help!
Note: I'm not a CA/CPA & if I feel you need an expert I will let you know.
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MATCHING RINGS 😍.
@BriiJayx surprised me with a matching Tiffany & Co. Ring as a big congratulations for starting my new career 🙈
I guess it's my turn to get one soon 🤔?
Can't believe we get the keys to our new apartment tomorrow AHHHHHH SO EXCITED!!!
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Can't believe #PAXAUS is already over. It was so great to see everyone in person and put names to faces for the first tjme after the blur that has been the COVID years. Can't wait to see you all again soon ❤️
#PAXAUS is a wrap! Thank you from all of us at @Twitch_ANZ to everyone who visited our booth and said hello 💜. Hope to do it all again next year 😎 #twitch #twitchanz
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Well now isn't this bloody amazing. @NvidiaANZ knew I was slapping together a new PC Russel Coight style and sent me this absolute BEAST of a RTX 2080!
Can't wait to shove this thing in to the new PC build - This bad boy fits so much Ray tracing in it.
😍 Gibe over 9000 fps 😍
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Time to give this a shot!
I know it's not guaranteed, but I have never put this amount of effort in to anything my entire life.
I have lived and breathed my stream since I started and I hope you're all proud of the content I make. Let's do it 🤞
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This surprise package from @LogitechG_ANZ arrived yesterday!
I opened it on stream and got bullied for saying how good brand new peripherials smell?
Am I the only one? Where my fellow new peripherals smellers at?
Thanks Logitech! They legit always look out for me ❤
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Now this is a jacket 😍
I can finally wear something with the Galactic Empire's Logo on it, because let's be honest, Sith > Jedi.
Thank you so much @EA_Australia. Been taking my time through Jedi: Fallen Order and been absolutely loving it.
(Rate my mad squat)
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⭐️One Year Partner Anniversary Stream ⭐️
Tonight from 6PM AEDT!
🥳Giveaways: @PLTgaming_AU RIG 500 Pro & Vondle Shirts
🧙♂️New Scenes
🎄Christmas cards & Santa photos
🙃Mariah Carey Christmas singing attempts?
🧙♂️and so much more!
Come by and celebrate an incredible year ❤️
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🇩🇪 We're going to @TwitchCon Europe! 🇩🇪
Thanks to one of the most incredible people on the planet @djshakechilli, we'll be going to our first ever TwitchCon. I am so incredibly grateful & I still can't believe it's really happening.
Can't wait to bring a little AU to the EU 😎
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THE GOVENOR-GENERAL OF AUSTRALIA CAN DISMISS THE PRIME MINISTER
Write to him. Make your voice heard. Tell him how frustrated you are at our PM for his lack of leadership in a crisis and for politicising our armed forces. It's time for ScoMo to go.
gg.gov.au/office-official-se…
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Well, the squad learned a valuable lesson in the consequences of letting me drive in #battlefield last night...
Back again tonight 6PM AEDT at twitch.tv/vondle with @PhizziTV, @thegeekgg and @Artemis_TB where we'll be hunting down some other pesky streamers >:)
#ad
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This is too nice 😭😭😭
@LogitechG_ANZ know I I've just started at @wargaming_net and thought they'd help pimp out my work station.
Legitimately one of the best companies out there. Been using them since I was 12 playing BF1942 and will never stop.
ILY @LogitechG_ANZ ❤
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Life was really tough growing up, and I'd escape to amazing worlds to get away from it all. My favourite was World of @Warcraft and it helped me so, so much.
To think that 10 years later @Blizzard_ANZ would pick me to be on the Launcher for @BlizzHeroes...
Dreams do come true.
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Not me moments before looking like Mr Elastic 💀💀💀
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And so ends another incredible weekend at #PAXAUS
My favourite part is getting to see everyone and putting names to faces and having as long as a chat as we can. Thank you for still wanting to see me even during my hiatus.
Here's Fanny and I very excited for next year 😂
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HOLY HECC THIS THING IS GORGEOUS.
Legit one of the reasons I was so excited for one of these thicc boiis is because it's time to give my CPU a bit of a rest and encode with that NVENC with OBS 🙌
These streams are going to be so crisp when I return.
Thank you @NvidiaANZ ❤️
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I was going to take a nice photo for my 🎉 Birthday 🎉 today but you know what... I'm 30 now.
(If you zoom in to my eyes enough you can see myself taking a photo of myself. It's a never ending adventure)
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HELLO I JUST GOT @WARCRAFT CLASSIC BETA ACCESS IF YOU CAN'T TELL I'M VERY EXCITED THANK YOU @BLIZZARD_ANZ YOU ARE MY GREEN JESUS BE STREAMING THIS IN 15 MINUTES AND TALKING IN CAPS THE REST OF THE DAY.
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This smile, and this laugh, are what I first fell in love with. Each and every day with you is a blessing, and fills my heart with so much love and joy. You are my absolute Queen and my everything.
💕Happy Four Year Anniversary Beautiful 💕
I love you so much 🥺
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Surprising this one never gets old.
I wouldn't be who I am today without her strength & wisdom. The love I feel for her is like nothing I've ever had before and it's something I'll never let go.
Long distance makes every second of time together the most precious time of all ❤.
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Everyone talking about a second PC for streaming and here I am with a separate PC just for Google Chrome.
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It was a tough Valentine's day for this poor soul she's been the most sick I've seen her. She's the most important human in my life and I love her with every part of my essence. Please send love so she wakes up to all the nice things.
Happy Valentine's Day Gorgeous ❤
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Me: I can't wait to jump back on CS:GO after #IEMSydney and try all the things I learned.
Actually me: chant 'Vondle's a wanker' after setting myself on fire with a Molotov and then kick myself out of my own house for making a beer snake.
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The smoke from the bushfires is literally about to DO AN ENTIRE LAP OF THE EARTH.
Don't mind us Australian's we're just trying to create Saturn Smoke Rings around the bottom of the planet because our Government doesn't understand meaningful action 🙃
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.@ScottMorrisonMP the kind of guy to set his morning alarm to "We didn't start the fire" while Australia burns because of climate change inaction.
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I was just bullied by @BriiJayx for using a two minute timer for my two minute noodles.
Who else out here making sure their noods are cooked for the precisely right time? 😤👌💯
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Happy Birthday to the love of my life. You are too incredible to describe in one tweet, kind to everyone around you and make each day unbelievably ridiculous in the best ways. Thank you for sharing your entire essence with a big nerd boy like me. I love you so much beautiful 🥺❤️
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Alternate (Australian) Universe Bane where he becomes reliant on a ventilator after working as a tradie in Sydney for a week during bushfire smoke and now wants to overthrow the Government purely for good reasons like acknowledging climate change exists and paying firefighters.
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When your womans turns you in to an absolute S N A C C.
Pictures from the aftermath of the Makeup Stream. Thanks to stream for the drag name 'Hugh G Rection'. I think next time it'll be my turn to try my hand at @BriiJayx's make up 😏
Also had to do my best Blue Steel 😗
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