> be Elon Musk
> born June 28, 1971, Pretoria, South Africa
> son of engineer Errol and model Maye
> Canadian citizenship via mom
> parents divorce 1979, age 8
> bullied at school, beaten unconscious
> self-teaches programming age 10
> sells game Blastar age 12 for $500
> emigrates to Canada June 1989, age 17
> avoids apartheid military service
> odd jobs: farmhand, lumber mill, $1/hour
> enrolls Queen's University 1990
> transfers U Penn 1992
> studies physics and economics
> internships: Pinnacle energy, Rocket Science Games 1994
> accepts Stanford PhD materials science 1995
> drops out after 2 days
> co-founds Zip2 with brother Kimbal, Greg Kouri 1995
> $15k seed: $2k Elon, $5k Kimbal, $8k Kouri
> Elon codes nights, showers at YMCA
> contracts NYT, Chicago Tribune
> sells Zip2 to Compaq Feb 1999 for $307M cash
> Elon's 7% share: $22M
> co-founds Xdotcom online bank March 1999, $10M from Zip2
> merges with Confinity 2000, forms PayPal
> ousted as CEO 2000 over tech disputes
> PayPal IPO 2002, acquired by eBay $1.5B stock
> Elon's 11.72% stake: $175.8M
> becomes a US citizen in 2002
> founds SpaceX May 2002, $100M own money
> CEO and chief engineer
> reusable rockets for Mars
> invests $6.35M in Tesla Motors 2002, early chairman
> marries Justine Wilson 2000
> first child Nevada dies 2002, 10 weeks old
> twins Vivian, Griffin 2004 via IVF
> triplets Kai, Saxon, Damian 2006
> first Falcon 1 launch fails 2006
> two more failures 2007-2008
> fourth success Sept 2008, $1.6B NASA contract
> invests personal $40M to save SpaceX
> becomes Tesla CEO Oct 2008 after Eberhard ouster
> injects $40M to save Tesla
> Roadster deliveries 2008, 2,500 units total
> Tesla IPO June 2010, $226M raised
> Dragon docks ISS May 2012, first private spacecraft
> Model S launch 2012, 100k+ sold first year
> Hyperloop whitepaper Aug 2013, $6B estimated cost
> Falcon 9 first stage lands Dec 2015
> Model X launch 2015
> co-founds OpenAI Dec 2015, $1B pledge
> Neuralink founded 2016, $100M Elon invest
> acquires SolarCity $2.1B 2016, forms Tesla Energy
> founds Boring Company 2016 for tunnels
> leaves OpenAI board 2018
> Falcon Heavy launch Feb 2018, Tesla Roadster to space
> Model 3 launch 2018, 500k reservations
> Starlink first satellites Feb 2019
> Model Y launch 2019
> Crew Dragon astronauts to ISS May 2020, first private
> Cybertruck unveil Nov 2019
> resigns as Tesla chairman 2020, SEC tweet settlement $20M fine
> world's richest June 2021, $185B net worth
> Tesla $1T market cap Oct 2021
> Starlink aids Ukraine 2022, $400M/year cost
> acquires Twitter Apr 2022, $44B
> rebrands X, fires 80% staff, 7.5k to 1.5k
> founds xAI July 2023
> Neuralink FDA human trials May 2023
> Starlink 7,600+ satellites 2025
> supports Trump 2024, $250M+ donations
> net worth $400B peak 2024
> leads DOGE Jan 2025, cuts $2T federal budget
> departs May 2025 after Trump feud
> Tesla $1T pay package approved Nov 2025
> net worth $500B Oct 2025
> 14 kids total
> married Talulah Riley 2010-2012, 2013-2016
> dated Amber Heard 2017
> awards: AIAA 2008, FAI Gold 2010, Royal Aero 2012, Yale honorary 2015, IEEE 2015, Royal Society 2018, AE 2022, Time Person 2021
> revolutionizes payments with PayPal $1.5B exit
> EV pioneer, Tesla 7M+ cars sold
> reusable rockets, 300+ Falcon launches
> Starlink 4M users, global internet
> Neuralink brain chips implanted 2024
> Boring Vegas Loop operational
> xAI Grok AI challenges OpenAI
> Mars city plan, Starship tests 2024
> greatest innovator alive
> net worth $500B, influences presidents
> ensuring humanity's survival
And you call him lucky? lol