Writer. Comedian. YouTube.com/Vito. Half of @TheBPITU. Check out my new comic book at Superkiller.org
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RHYSTIC STUDY HALL
EPISODE #012
The Fantasticar tears up Vintage, Lord of the Rings boxes hit $10,000, @BillyTheFridge wins a collector box and Vito hates children.
All that (and more) on the latest episode of RSH!
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Why is this account allowed to dox people with the full support of Elon Musk?
I thought Elon said you shouldn't lose your job because of opinions expressed on social media?
Meet Jennifer Ripper, a teacher at Semper Elementary School in @JeffcoSchoolsCo. She's very sad that the sh**ter missed.
Any comment @JeffcoSchoolsCo?
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💀WARNING: DEATH💀
A Peruvian Witch attempts to use her powers to stop a landslide. Caught on tape by American tourists.
Community note
The ‘American tourist’ voiceover is fake. The original video can be seen here: teddit.net/r/DarwinAwards
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Reminder that Kahn's voice actor is still alive, he's just not allowed to voice the character anymore because it might upset somebody
King of the Hill is back TOMORROW! Knock out all 10 episodes of the new season at 12am ET/9pm PT tonight on @hulu and with #HuluOnDisneyPlus. #KingOfTheHill
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As a kid I never understood King of the Hill and as an adult I think it's the funniest fucking thing I've ever watched
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Congratulations for helping to get a nurse fired @elonmusk
You helped accelerate the same cancel culture you said you would destroy.
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This headline is a simple litmus test for grasp of the English language.
Sad how many people are failing it.
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There is something so deliciously ironic about Daily Wire poisoning their audience against "woke" media so intensely, that that same audience now refuses to watch #MrBirchum because it has a gay character.
This is the funniest outcome I could possibly imagine.
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FinnyDaLegend and his wife 24 hours before they were both shot dead by rival YouTuber Sin City Manny
#RIP
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"Comedian and videographer Vito Gesualdi screams profanities as he engages with peaceful protesters begging him to leave."
Screams profanities? 🤔
Dude, I just yelled "I love Dave Chappelle!"
The media sucks! 😡
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My favorite story from the protest is the LA Times reporter who asked for my pronouns.
When I said "use whichever ones you think fit" she said "no I need you to tell me."
When I said "they/them" she said "I know those aren't your real pronouns."
Then why did you even ask!?
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Grown men running up on minimum-wage employees and demanding they explain their Facebook jokes.
This is the absolute height of beta male cuckery. Get a life, you stooge.
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I'm sorry, we're now cool with snitching to Elon Musk to try and get Destiny demonetized?
Man, you guys have zero standards when it comes to this "free speech" sniz.
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He finanically profited off the content. He should donate a portion of his donations from that stream.
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Christian Twitter is freaking out over Rhianna displaying a "pentagram" during her Super Bowl performance.
That's the clasp to her safety harness, geniuses.
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I've been a Democrat my entire life, but after this disgusting lying statement, I'm done.
I will never vote for your party ever again.
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Anyone who wants to execute a sixteen-year-old is sick in the head.
There is an appropriate punishment for their crimes, and state-enforced murder is not it.
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If it comes out that Kris is being credibly accused of trying to meet a minor for sex, then you can correctly compare the two.
As of now, no one has made this claim.
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Imagining having the chance to become pregnant with a god-like immortal child, and deciding to insist on condoms.
Amber is the dumbest woman alive.
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If you're a parent, lock and monitor your kid's device. It's extremely easy and there are plenty of tools available.
Don't censor the internet because of dumb parents.
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"No formal charges were filed in connection with the allegations, and the statute of limitations for civil proceedings has since expired."
There you go.
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Also, those "peaceful protesters" broke my shit and tackled my buddy to the concrete.
What a load of shit.
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I still can't believe we let this dumb bitch cancel one of the funniest comedians of our era
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Someday we are going to miss the "godless abominations" phase of AI technology
Will Smith eating Spaghetti nitter.app/MagusWazir/status/1640…
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We've moved past "how dare you wear that racist costume" to "how dare you wear a costume that reminds me of an author who said some stuff about gender I don't agree with"
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Oh great, it's a stock Associated Press photo caption so that lie is on dozens of news sites now.
Any lawyers in the house? This is BS.
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Right now there is a journalist really mad that he went through my timeline and couldn't find any racist tweets from 10 years ago
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OP got it wrong. The man got $700 in store credit, half of which he used to buy a Switch.
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Variety has deleted the tweet which falsely claimed I was pushing trans speakers at the Netflix walkout.
I'm a harmless guy. I would never put my hands on anyone.
Can't say the same thing for the "peaceful protestors" who destroyed my property and attacked my friend.
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But let's be clear, at least half of these people understand the headline and are choosing to misinterpret it on purpose.
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Wired just gave Hogwarts Legacy a score of 1/10, because not enough "queer" people worked on it.
Game journalism is a joke.
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This is the exact same thing as saying it's okay to cancel people on the right because they are "nazis."
Zero standards. Total hypocrisy.
Idc that Libs is getting people fired
I don't defend communists
You don't get to try to take my rights then demand I defend yours.
I'll defend the rights of those who believe in them
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To give you an idea of just how long the Mr. Birchum script was sitting on a shelf, remember that Angry Birds came out in 2009:
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Amazing how they tell us not to make jokes about protected classes while making insanely racist tweets like these.
(This was the leader of the Netflix walkout btw)
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Cancel culture is alive and kicking
Destiny MOCKS Heroic Firefighter's Death at Trump Rally - BAN HIM NOW!
Watch: piped.video/mK2ddlcZCkQ
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Imane Khelif is now filing lawsuits against every news network and influencer who falsely accused her of being transgender.
She's about to make a fortune.
🚨🚨🚨URGENT :
Imane Khelif dépose plainte pour cyber harcèlement. Elle a saisi le cabinet de @BoudiNabil.
#imanekhelif #Paris2024
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I thought the whole point was that I can change my pronouns whenever I want? What does it matter if I change them specifically for your little interview?
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This is going to bankrupt iDubbz. He still has to pay the fee for the arena, and nobody is going to buy a ticket.
What the fuck was he thinking picking this fight BEFORE his big stupid influencer event?
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I want to live in a country where we rationally discuss the evidence at hand rather than letting celebrities distract us with misinformation and slogans.
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Netflix writer Joe Cristalli has been officially reported to the LAPD for assault and intimidation
Good luck with the Fraiser reboot, you violent psychopath
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My side of the story is up. Full video coming sometime next week.
piped.video/watch?v=gtcj4jDp…
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Shad, that Captain Marvel artist drew an entire 24-page comic in under a month. 100+ panels of artwork, and you cherry picked the very worst one
Meanwhile, you spent WEEKS on this solitary work of pants-shitting AI embarassment
And you really think you're the better artist? 🤣
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This is a reaction to the earnings quarter. It has nothing to do with your boycott.
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This movie has a black lead, diverse cast, race-swapped characters, and pro-trans messaging.
It is also a huge hit with audiences and is cleaning up at the box office.
"Go woke, go broke" was always a lie.
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Ok but did you really need to give the ped0 his own ice cream flavor?
Ben & Jerry's is honoring Kyle Rittenhouse shooting victim Joseph Rosenbaum with a new limited edition flavor.
All profits from the sales of 'Rosenbaum's Heroic Hazelnut' will be donated to #BlackLivesMatter and other protest organizations.
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Meaning no pedophile would ever talk to a therapist again, meaning that without intervention more children will wind up victimized.
But hey, at least you got your "list"
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Mr. Birchum is so disappointing.
The show "too offensive for the woketarded libs" and this is the best they've got:
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I MADE THE NEWS
🚨#BREAKING: Dozens of Netflix employees and their supporters staged a walkout outside Netflix Headquarters
📌#Hollywood l #California
To protest the transphobic comments made by Dave Chappelle in his latest comedy special released earlier this month by the streaming giant
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At last night's America First rally, founder Nick Fuentes called for a holy war against the Jews, promising that he and his followers would "make them die."
Popular influencer @SNEAKO appeared on stage to support the movement, saying Fuentes will be future President of the USA.
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These teens admitted to throwing rocks off a highway overpass and trying to hit the cars passing beneath them.
One of the rocks crashed through a motorist's windshield and killed him.
Do they deserve the death penalty?
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TIM POOL IS A RUSSIAN PROP HAHAHHAHAHA
The indictment specifies that two of the people who work for this Tennessee company (Tenet) were "deceived" -- meaning they didn't know that the Russian government was running an influence op.
Dave Rubin has 2.4 million subscribers and Tim Pool has 1.37 million.
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It's been three years and these grifters are still complaining about a comic book which never even came out.
They don't actually read comics, so they can only rehash the same tired examples.
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