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I’m a firm believer that only one person in the relationship can be annoying on the internet. The other has to be a mysterious minimal poster
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I went on a date yesterday and the guy had a car and he picked me up and played only lil uzi vert for the 20 min to the restaurant and the 20 min back
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if i was a sponsor for the hunger games i would send my favorite tribute this
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if i was a sponsor for the hunger games i would send my favorite tribute this
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Never have I ever had the feeling of “wow having a kid would make this so much better”
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I stopped trying to figure out if people came from money. Instead I just ask them if they know how to ski
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Police officers should ask people what song they were listening to when they were speeding
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It’s a weird feeling when you realize you’re starting to create a life with none of the people you thought would be in it
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so many ppl recently being like “omg I used to find Victoria Paris so annoying last year and now she’s so much chiller” how many times do I have to tell y’all I was on druggggs 😭😭😭
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5 years ago I was working as a cashier at urban outfitters. Today marked my first day working for them as a creator. Very full circle moment
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Bring ask.fm back because I have a lot of anonymous opinions for you hoes
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I keep seeing people saying birth control ruined their lives. I think it’s a combination of that and your boyfriend
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Slamming my AirPods into my ears before walking into any public place is my version of protecting my peace
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My dream blunt rotation is me and the version of myself that doesn’t hate herself
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Forget soft launching a relationship some of y’all are soft launching breakups and I see right through it
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I do actually need to be more delusional. This realism shit ain’t opening any doors for me
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It is no longer New Year’s Eve. It is now national get blacked for Betty White. We are in mourning
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Let me gain weight and smoke my cigarettes in piece, this is the real coming of age
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Taking sides after people breakup is so hard because like I’m trying to have sex with both of you. We can all be friends
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I swear to god people who are complacent / not progressing in life just talk in circles about the same topics
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I feel like no one talks about how powerful it is to ask someone to explain. Growing up in a classroom I always felt intense shame when everyone else knew what was going on and I didn’t. As an adult I’ve learned to ask questions in order to learn more.
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“I miss your old chaotic content” I was literally on drugs plz leave me alone 😭😭😭 lmaooo
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2024 is the year Kimberly Kardashian dates a woman I can feel it in my fucking bones
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Being an adult is just a permanent state of either needing to go to target or actively going to target
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