Lift, laugh, love. Business: 📧:VernNotice@gmail.com For Personal Training: vern.fitness/
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Nick Jr.
Travis Scott just got a kill on Fortnite and says:
“Eat my dick bitch. Let’s get it.”
*make it rain emote*
He was bred for twitch.
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I cannot express how incredibly weird it is for people to be upset under this tweet.
Some of you wanna be miserable so bad...
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Brennon is on the front page of Twitch. Like front and center. Doing a sponsored thing. I enter the Discord screaming "I HEARD THIS LOBBY IS FOR BIG DICK BASTARDS" and I've never felt so bad. Please let my boy secure the bag. He has a child to feed.
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TLDR:
I’m single. I’m hurting. Despite last year being one of the most difficult times in my life, I’m grateful for what I learned along the way and what I’m continuing to learn as I pick up the pieces.
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Dort goes down with an injury inflicted by SGA. Refs review the play and find this to be the case. OKC is just shooting free throws after action resumes? 3 maybe 4 techs are then called against the Pistons. Cade is ejected. The NBA is so cooked. I’ve never seen this in my life.
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IM HOWLING.
When your mom stalks your twitter but doesn’t follow your Animal Crossing adventures...
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FITNESS PROGRESS REPORT FOR TWITTER. I’ve been posting updates every once in a while on Instagram but I don’t think I’ve ever posted photos here. Started really taking care of myself around February of this year. Down to 185lbs this morning from 250.
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omfg a girl tried to flirt with me last week and I shut it down because I didn’t want to be unfaithful to my crush who doesn’t know I’m crushing. 😌
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Happy birthday to this absolute dime of a woman. You make me want to be the best version of myself. I am so thankful I have you in my life and so excited for what the future has in store.
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He's not even doing eenie meenie miney mo right. Skipping people. Double wording others. Like did this guy even preschool? #TheWalkingDead
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Today I gave my one year old nephew his birthday gift.
I looked him in his eyes and told him:
You are going to learn a lot of things in your life. This taught me the most important lesson I’ve ever learned.
This was his face as he opened a dvd copy of The Fast and the Furious:
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You’re in her DMs while I’m also in her DMs. She ain’t responding to nobody my boy. We’re in this together now.
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I’ve repurposed my old bathroom mirror as a selfie mirror and it’s over for everyone on Instagram.
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I dead ass haven't seen @GoldGloveTV on Among Us since our first session...
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the HIDE UNDER DESK just fucking sent me nitter.app/Mae/status/13072255109…
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Donald Trump is making an absolute mockery of the election process and you people supporting it are looking more foolish than ever. What an embarrassment.
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Some of that good shit to get you through your Sunday. nitter.app/SatisfyinVideos/status…
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this is probably the dumbest thing you'll watch all day but i literally cannot stop laughing
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Top 10 gaming moments of my life.
HOLY SHIT. #RDR2 Online is FANTASTIC. Thanks for watching. More later today!
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If you didn’t fuck with me when I was broke, you don’t deserve me after I cash my $600 stimulus check.
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So @Novaleesi are sitting looking for a movie and I mentioned Vin Diesel.
This woman looks at me and goes “the guy from The Pacifier??”
THE GUY FROM THE PACIFIER.
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"People make mistakes" until you're on the receiving end of those mistakes and your whole world is flipped upside down.
My heart goes out to anybody and everybody who ever gave somebody their all and was betrayed.
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This is pretty FeelsGoodMan
Our next Twitch Ambassador is a full-time variety game expert that always hits his mark. Well, almost always.
Share a vernLaugh with @VernNotice.
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I am so sorry brother. clips.twitch.tv/TiredReplete…
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Hey.
HEY!
Stop scrolling for 2 seconds and read this...
I hope you have an amazing day today.
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Fellas it’s polite to let your lady pull the trigger first.
If anyone wanted to know what our relationship is like, this is it 🥴
@VernNotice had no idea I was recording this convo but it was so funny I couldn’t NOT record it
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Tucker you have the biggest, most monstrous cock ive ever seen. The only thing comparable is your heart. You’re the total package.
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Nova just sat through an entire Adam Sandler movie with me and pretended to laugh at all of the parts I laughed at and honestly I think I finally understand love languages.
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Do you think if I got hit by an Amazon prime delivery truck that I could negotiate a 70/30 split for all Twitch partners in the lawsuit?
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Tucker is one of the most impressive human beings I’ve ever had the privilege of knowing.
My best friend everyone, ladies hes single and ready to cook u hotdogs @JERICHO
vm.tiktok.com/J8vU2Sn/
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im glad I started going through old clips because apparently it's not just music that will get you banned... It's also best friends. @GoldGloveTV
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We’Ve BeEn PlAnNiNg ThIS tRiP fOr MoNtHs lookin ass
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They have cup holders and everything. Saved me from having to buy a table.
I was complaining about @VernNotice not having any furniture in his house. Well, he got chairs.
This is what it means to date a gamer, y’all.
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Hey guys, I think I’m gonna take tonight off.
@CouRageJD has inspired me to go after my dreams and I’m currently filming a budget Pitch Perfect 4 in my backyard in hopes of getting @AnnaKendrick47 to acknowledge my existence.
You can understand how time consuming this may be.
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When my homies tell me they’re in the middle of a dry spell... nitter.app/0wasco/status/12856289…
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Dude at the gym asked me spot him for a 545 squat and of course I said I got him.
But in reality if he goes down we’re both dead. I missed this.
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Anti-maskers are dumbasses confirmed. nitter.app/FirenzeMike/status/129…
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Got vaccinated and then immediately went to the gym and hit a new PR. Now, I’m not a doctor so I can’t say for certain they’re 100% connected but there is currently no evidence to disprove that theory.
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*watching 2 fast 2 furious with my grandma*
Tyrese: *takes shirt off*
Grandma: “Oooooh”
Tyrese: *puts shirt back on*
Grandma: “now why is he doing that?”
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porn and video games are all I have...
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Why she keep running away with Bowser though? nitter.app/chhlss/status/10164840…
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YOOO WE JUST GOT VERIFIED! I knew it would happen eventually. Thanks so much for the constant support over the years. I wouldn’t be here without y’all! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
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April Fools is a bullshit ass day. I’m tired and hungover and if any of y’all try and sneak me on some lame ass April fools joke I’m swinging.
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Had a company reach out to me, so that I would get in contact with a friend who is a larger content creator who hasn’t yet responded to their email.
Thinking it’s acceptable as a company to reach out to anyone but the content creator or a manager is laughable.
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Hey all, yesterday I was woken up by the news that my grandma wasn’t doing great and doctors didn’t expect her to make it another 24 hours.
Later that day I got the call. I’m doing okay. Just going to take some time.
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Happy birthday to my cousin, Fem “The Sterfinator” Steph. She is one of the strongest women I have ever had the pleasure of meeting in my life. Thank you for being you. Let’s make this year the best one yet. ☺️
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My friend shit posting on Twitter vs. my dad not knowing how Twitter works and providing real sincere advice. 🥲 I love him.
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Just had 20 headshots printed to sign and give away to the first people at my Meet and Great this Friday from 12:30 - 1:30...
Something tells me I’m going to regret this.
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