Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza - Wise man
Salt Lake City, UT
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If you've ever gotten a drink of water from this water fountain at Hogle Zoo you don't need to worry about what's in the vaccine.
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Btw I don’t want to hear shit about Williams being hurt. No one has ever given Utah sympathy with injuries so I won’t give any.
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I cannot partake in any ASU slander. Their admirable and unwavering contempt for BYU has led me to realize we may have misjudged them during our PAC12 days. Any fanbase that despises BYU possesses integrity beyond reproach, and it would be morally irresponsible of me to hate them
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Bernard looked absolutely devasted at the end of the game.
He deserves exactly 0 criticism. The guy was put in an impossible situation and still played his heart out.
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I’m really getting sick of BYU not putting our loving Heavenly Father on the stat sheet every week when he’s responsible for at least 14 points per game.
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I don’t have to know anything about the Disney and YouTubeTV dispute to know that Disney is at least 85% of the problem in these negotiations.
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Put Ty Jordan's name above section 22 of RES and leave it there forever @utahathletics
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Come on guys, everyone knows games vs USC don’t count unless these conditions are met.
1. Neutral site or at USC
2. USC has to be healthy, doesn’t matter for the other team.
3. Refs have to be USC grads
4. Perfect weather
5. USC can’t have any mistakes.
6. USC has to win
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Ok fellow Big 12 friends. You’re probably wondering how this whole Holy War thing works. It’s kind of hard to explain. Let me just give you a visual representation.
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To the OSU fans. The smack talk this week was genuinely fun and y’all are a good crowd. I feel safe speaking for a lot of Utah fans when I say we’ll be pulling for you the rest of the way in conference play.
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Guys, I need some help here. Apparently everyone hates #16. But for the life of me I can't seem to figure out why.
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If you’ve been to many home games the last two years, you know this guy is an absolute unit on the dance squad.
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As an active member of the church I am BEGGING BYU to stop making us look so corny.
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Dear 4 and 5 star Oklahoma players that are mad and feeling like Riley abandoned you. Looking for a way to get back at him? Boy do I have an offer for you.
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When I was in the MTC and rolled my ankle playing basketball and the BYU student working in the training room told me I should just go home and obviously wasn’t worthy to be there because I was wearing a U shirt.
Should we start there?
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Can you imagine getting dunked on by a guy and then showing up to physics class the next day and having that same guy use said dunking as an example of Newton's law of motion?
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My favorite thing about BYU is how they have a bajillion rules for how other coaches/players/fans are supposed to behave but exactly zero of those rules apply to them.
The F bomb makes Utah classless but it makes BYU passionate.
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I've never told anyone this. But I'm a massive Costal Carolina fan. Been that way since I discovered they existed a few weeks ago.
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Want to hear something that will really piss you off? When the U met with Ute tribe leaders to start the process of the Ute Proud game, the tribe asked for a war bonnet helmet and the university turned it down saying it would be insensitive 🤦🏼
Some helmet concepts from @grok
I wish the UofU would do a collaboration with the Ute Tribe on a head-dress helmet.
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This Utah team is being held together with bubble gum and duct tape and is 6-1
PUT SOME DAMN RESPECT ON UTAH FOOTBALL
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Probably my favorite way that Utah plays chess while others are playing checkers. Utah has been doing this for years and teams refuse to learn their lesson about subbing late.
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I don’t want to hear an ounce of complaining from Baylor over the reffing after that awful fumble review and how they got 3 points off a missed field goal
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This is what I want to become the calling card of RES. Flags everywhere. Imo it’s such a cool tradition and I hope it keeps getting bigger.
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Joel is not the first national media member to say this but I think he puts it the best
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Miss me with this “Why is Utah involved in this?”
Jay Hill played at Utah, and was a coach for Utah for over a decade. He’s a disciple of Whitt. He’s a part of the Utah family.
That’s what Utah has to do with this. And Utah fans will always support Jay Hill the human being.
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*CFP adds Mark Harlan to committee*
Me - “Uhhhh ok? Dude is an a-hole, but whatever”
*BYU fans lose their minds over it*
Me - “Ya know what, fantastic move by the committee”
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Morgan Scalley legitimately may be the most underpaid coach in the country. The guy has spent his entire career being held out to dry the offense and his defenses consistently produce.
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We need to talk about how the stadium playing Bad Moon Rising after the game was just chef's kiss.
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What kind of monsters get married on a Saturday in the fall? The lack of respect for college football is appalling.
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General conference has better picture quality than ESPN. I'm officially requesting the church to start broadcasting college football games. #LDSConf
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I’ve had my frustrations with Whitt recently but I will always cherish him for the way he makes BYU fans heads explode when he literally does anything. It’s art.
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Here’s something both BYU and Utah fans can agree on about last night
The uni combo was perfection.
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Does anyone else kind of want Utah to take this team to the woodshed next year? Because I’m sure getting there
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I’m UU until I die but the amount of people in this fanbase that think we’re basically Alabama is appalling.
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I love the “Healthy Caleb would beat Utah” tweets. Personally I think the difference between winning a game and losing by 23 points revolving around one player in one of the most violent sports in the world is a ridiculous strategy, but that’s just me.
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Ok fellow Big12 fans. Let’s get on the same page here
Yes, it’s delusional for Utah to think we will immediately dominate for years, I’ll fully admit it
However, you need to admit it’s delusional to think Utah is just going to be a doormat. Utah is going to compete. Fair?
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*Miami AD walking into Mario Cristobal’s office*
AD - “Just so you know we scheduled a game with Utah at the Raiders stadium in 2027”
Mario -
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SC fans complaining about the refs sure are quiet about missed holding calls that would have resulted in a safety or how the refs were just making stuff up to give them more time at the end.
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Dear Colorado,
I know we have a super heated and intense rivalry. But let's put our differences aside. Beat USC for us this week. Be reasonable, no one wants to see them win the south. The world is a better place this way.
Sincerely every single Utah fan.
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I hope Biden does well, just like I hoped Trump would do well when he started. I'm not going to actively root against the leader of my country because their failures are our countries failures.
End of political tweet.
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The next two Utah football games I attended will be at The Rose Bowl and The Swamp. It's a great time to be a Utah fan.
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Can we talk about how this guy is a national treasure?
Hello UT. It’s great to be back in your great state! I’m headed to deliver a brand new mower, weed eater & blower to a kid who completed our 50 Yard Challenge in St. George , UT, then headed to Lebanon,OR & Dallas,OR to 2 other kids who did the same !
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*moves next to an Air Force base*
“What the hell is that noise?!?”
Neighbors of Hill Air Force Base desperate for solutions to destructive jet noise kutv.com/news/local/neighbor…
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Clark, my man. Just come out and say it. What BYU is doing is legal by the rules, so just own it. But gaslighting us into thinking BYU isn’t just buying players like everyone else is just ridiculous.
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Alright kids, we are coming down the stretch to the UTAH-BYU game. PSA to both fanbases, don't gloat to your friends/family/neighbors if your team wins. Trash talking beforehand is what makes the rivalry fun, being a dick after you are victorious does not.
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Congrats to UVU for being WCC champions! How embarrassing for BYU that that UVU won it before they ever did.
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Ok fellow Utah fans. Game day is a few days away. If you’re going to the game or just see a gator fans around the city, say hi to them, make them feel welcome. Going to an away game can be ruined by the home fans being jerks.
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ECU is having a meteoritic rise in my list of favorite college teams.
For no particular reason
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Ah yes, the the pictures that are always conveniently cropped so it doesn’t show that it was taken before the game starts or at the end of the blowout.
Here’s a picture for people not completely full of bs.
I don’t ever wanna hear again that @TheMUSS is better than the @byuROC
#13 team in the nation. Senior night. Last chance to watch your team play. Can’t even fill their small section.
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Maybe this is harsh. But I have zero sympathy for anyone who has gone to those Provo parties and is now mad that a BYU game is cancelled.
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Every time BYU loses my testimony in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints is strengthened
I dare you to tell me the pride cycle isn’t real.
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I cannot recommend the LDS Utah fan experience enough. Just hint you don’t like BYU and Y fans will show up in droves to “set you right”. Then just sit back and watch them prove your point for you and make you dislike BYU even more. Amazingly fun experience. 10/10 would recommend
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If I were Mike Gundy I’d burn the entire Big12 to the ground. OSU got massively screwed twice on their last TD drive, robbing them of a TO, and keeping an extra 40 seconds on the clock when the guy was clearly tackled in bounds.
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Raise your hand if you still called it the Delta Center all these years anyway because everything else just sounded wrong.
BREAKING NEWS: I heard from a friend that tomorrow they will announce that @Delta is taking back the sponsorship of the arena and the Utah Jazz will play in the Delta Center once again!!!
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If you thought BYU was going to beat 3 P5 teams but not lose to at least one G5 team you obviously haven't been watching BYU football long enough.
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Words cannot express how insanely stupid you have to be to make the statement “Utah is just copying BYU” after Utah hires a….
*checks notes*
…former Utah player.
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