CA: 526NsPPHShL66Q1pPRU6wCAuzAiiYkb5iERJfAmRpump Flip chillhouse

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Stay tuned for the premiere of a new series House of Tards
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WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAKE OUT MY ANGER ON MY FAMILY HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY
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What a steal!
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In my household, we call this generational entry
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Took my wife’s advice to see a therapist
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I’LL MAKE YOU MY BITCH @ChillHouseSOL
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Good morning Wife won’t talk to me Packed my own lunch today
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For fucks sake I just put up a new roof 🤦‍♂️
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WHAT THE FUCKKKK ITS GONE FUCKKK NOOOOOOOOOOO
Just got to work and realized I left the stove on
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Homeownership is cheap if you start just accepting things the way they are Like yeah the flickering lights kind of add an EDM vibe
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My wife keeps bitching but looks good to me What do we think guys?
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My house is built on a fault line, of course it has motion
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Wife is sleeping at her sisters place Here’s my dinner
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Last I checked the house is unstable but I’ll check again Yep…still unstable
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Instability builds character
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SLING IS ONE OF US
I GREW UP IN AN UNSTABLE HOUSEHOLD. IM SORRY IM NOT NICE ON THE INTERNET. BIG PHARMA HAPPY PILLS DO NOT WORK FOR ME. IM ACTUALLY PRETTY CHILL IN MY HOUSE AFTER A NICE JAY OR TWO. USUALLY THE STABILITY OF MY HOUSE IMPROVES WHEN I GIVE MY WIFE A NICE HULKING. I DRANK A LOT TODAY.
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Gonna run this back just to piss off jeets
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Gonna hide all this money from my family and buy a brand new truck LFG
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The sun rises over the Unstable House
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On my lunch break and my coworkers are showing me videos of their kids playing soccer or doing ballet My son loudly announces to the entire family at 3 AM whenever he loses a match of league and talks about “fartcoin” at dinner when we ask him to get a job Sigh
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Daughter asked if we had “generational trauma” No, we made that from scratch.
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Just had a pipe burst, call it liquidity
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Candle this candle that. Lights went out in my house we’ve been eating dinner around candle light for weeks
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Entry so good it’s like someone left the door unlocked
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“Licensed contractor” tried to charge me $4000 $300 and a Home Depot trip I did it myself
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Just got to work and realized I left the stove on
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Wife left me a note in my lunch today
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Power went out at work today and I felt right at home
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They’re sending porn in the groupchat im scared
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Yeah the house kinda just moves like that, you get used to it
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Can’t wait to go to work tomorrow No wife and kids for 8-12 hours
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Wdym my house needs to be inspected? I look at it everyday
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My kids need new shoes but daddy needs a beer and a new truck
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Yeah so apparently when someone asks you why you drink so much, they don’t expect an honest answer Wife is reeeeeaaaalllyyyy upset with me today
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A story in 2 images
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FUCK YOU *unstables your house*
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My kids are way too stupid to go to college Ct, take care of them when they get here
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Kids missed the bus this morning Not my problem though
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Just came home and my wife’s “working late”, my sons in drama, and my daughter is going to see a football game I’m about to get real unstable
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FUCK NOT AGAIN WTF
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The renovations done on this house are kinda like when you drop and ice cube and just kick it under the fridge
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Blackrock is buying up single family unstable homes so unstable families will not be able to every own 💔💔💔💔
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I hear a rumbling, good chance it’s a pipe leak
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Just found out my daughters snap score
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Replying to @ChillHouseSOL
Welcome home
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213 unstably housed individuals
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The only thing being built around this house is character
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What do you mean my foundation is sinking?? This is a house, not a boat lol
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I’m a measure once cut twice kind of guy
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Unstable house is rumbling
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Punched a hole in the wall and found some cotton candy
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House looking too stable
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6 beers down She will hear from me tonight!
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Thank God I never fixed that window the neighbors kid broke with a baseball It’s hot as hell, ac is broken, and it’s letting in such a nice breeze
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Thought you could ignore bills and act like you haven’t seen them Saw the eviction notice though
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IM GONNA CRASH THE FUCK OUT
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Got a leaky pipe above my bedroom and it drips on my face like Chinese water torture all night
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No floor no ceiling
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Replying to @slingoorio
This is what happens when you raise your kids in a stable sheltered household… Instability builds character
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Me explaining to my wife why I drink so much
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HEARD MY BITCH ASS SON SCREAM OVER LEAGUE AGAIN ITS 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND KICKED HIS ASS
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Just an unstable house
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What an unstable house
Bro this is bad…. Fck sakes
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Replying to @slingoorio
Send it or my kids get disciplined
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Replying to @JookCrypto
Lookin good here
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Oh, thought we were done?
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Me in traffic
I come from an Unstable Home, anyone know what I’m about to say?? #unstable
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Replying to @JookCrypto
Tell my wife this so she calms down
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Replying to @slingoorio
Usually it’s the other way around in my house
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Guys, need some advice. I'm going to get evicted Food $200 Wifi $100 Rent $1300 Unstable House $5000 Utilities $300 How is anyone supposed to survive in this economy??
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What my unemployed retarded son dies in his room at 3 am
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Replying to @Xking332
Might be the sewage leak in my house
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Replying to @JookCrypto
Cracks are a sign of growth dw
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Shits cooked gang, just sell
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Billions will live in an unstable house
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THIS HOUSE LOOKS MAD UNSTABLE
PETE TRIED TO K*LL EVERYONE.
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I don’t have to imagine. That’s just my daily reality
Replying to @0xBossman
Imagine a unstable house with no floor or ceiling
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Replying to @slingoorio
Me after 1 year with a wife and kid
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Replying to @slingoorio
Building an unstable home
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I don’t get the Sunday scaries. I’m excited I don’t have to see my family for at least 40-60 hours during the upcoming week
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Replying to @slingoorio
NOOO FUCK NOT AGAIN
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Chillhouse deriv? No, the complete opposite. Nothing chill about my house.
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FLIP chillhouse. It makes sense. Unstable is the OPPOSITE (the flipside) of Chill
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Why would I need a permit to build things on my own property? Sounds like a racket
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Unstable and hot. AC broke and I don’t have enough money to fix it
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There is no stability. I love you
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I wish my son wasn’t bitchless so we could hit a 2 man
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