Three paragraphs to yell at me over one singular chicken finger at 6am. I can’t make this shit up 😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO
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Just went to the grocery store I worked at in highschool nitter.app/pettyjalebi/status/137…
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I don’t know what it is but I cannot stand lisa rinna anymore. And I think the show would be so much better without her. I’m sorry.. #RHOBH
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Walking around soho when all of a sudden I look up and notice I’m walking behind Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik. Just another day in the life of me!
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Just got denied from the fire island lobster party because they “don’t do messy twitter drama gays”. The guy was 63 mind you. How do you know even know about that…
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The fact that a random ass gay on the boardwalk just tried fighting me over a chicken tender is hilarious. Like four people were holding him back. Bitch for the record I dipped that shit in honey mustard and ate it in one bite. WAS GOOD AS FUCK TOO. BYE!!! 😋👋🏼
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You’ll be talking to the dumbest person you’ve ever met on fire island and then find out they’re a doctor 5 minutes later
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This is all my fault.
"@TroyMeaz: @realDonaldTrump You need to become president before world war 3 starts!" Do not kid yourself, World War III could happen.
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Not to be dramatic but this ruined my entire life
Dogs lie awake at night thinking about their problems, just like humans. ladbible.com/news/animals-we…
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LADIES picture this in 15 years: You come home from your underpayed day job to your duplex in west Cheektowaga. The hot husband you shotgunned beers with on your wedding night is now bald and still goes to Yings. Your son calls you a bitch and he just failed out of ECC. Congrats.
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Ariana:
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The fact that people can watch this and then say this season isn’t good just… blows my mind actually? 😭
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Probably because he only fights women
Soulja Boy says the boxing match is canceled because Chris Brown refuses to sign the contract nydn.us/2leDeGl
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John summit dropped an incredible NYE 2025 DJ compilation mix today and I haven’t seen a single person talking about it. See what we’re not going to do in 2025 is neglect this gorgeous and insanely talented man
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If I see this tweet on my timeline one more god damn time. And for the record I would suck his dick again
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Kylie Jenner’s net worth just hit 1 billion dollars and I’m standing in line at 7-Eleven because they’re giving out free slurpees
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Just found out that keeping up with the kardashians is ending after 14 years of nothing but quality content. The end of an era... nitter.app/findurmeme/status/1170…
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Janet Snyder: “I keep hearing about this Encore place. I think me and my girlfriends are gonna try it out one of these weekends”
Welp it’s official. Encore is finally dead.
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Last night I was talking to the lead singer of Pentatonix in the club bathroom and didn’t even know it? Wtf? But he said his favorite housewife was Eileen Davidson so I don’t even care
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Fire island one week away. My diet? Salad, truvada, creatine, and whey. My media consumption? Bella hadid’s IG and edtwt. My daily cardio routine? You don’t even want to know.
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Are any muscle gay groups in search of having a twink in their group for the summer? You guys are always having the most fun. I’d be a good addition because you guys wouldn’t be into me since I don’t grow facial hair and I don’t do drugs so I can be like the mom of the group
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Im fucking sick of these untalented nobodies performing tonight. When is legend Nash Grier going to take the stage
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Can’t believe the day has finally come where I’m saying this, but I’ve accepted an amazing job opportunity in my field and as of February I’ll be moving to New York City. Gonna miss you Buffalo but I’m ready to move onto the next chapter in my life! ❤️🏙🗽🚕🍎🎉
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People on the fire island boardwalk coming up to me asking if I’m the “chicken finger guy” you knowww… I don’t know who that asshole is
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