Writer/Director/Comedian. Oscar and Emmy(s) winner. Black bi popular demand. 🏳️🌈🏁 Two Distant Strangers. BS High. 38 At The Garden. Daily Show(formerly).
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They've been treated like they treat black people for two weeks and they're having a mental breakdown.
WATCH 🚨 New York police boss Mike O'Meara went off on the media today:
"Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect ... Our legislators abandoned us. The press is vilifying us. It's disgusting."
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The moral of the story is, he lied to you for months and encouraged you to live wrecklessly during a pandemic, and when it got to him he received every top tier treatment and medication to ensure his survival while your friends and family died alone. Remember that on Nov 3rd.
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Serena Williams won a grand slam while she was pregnant so every man should probably shut up about everything forever.
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That was terrible and a very strange way to concede a rap battle.
If you gotta spend 5 minutes explaining why you're NOT a predator...
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The LAPD murdered Keenan Anderson. A beloved high school English teacher and father who FLAGGED THEM DOWN FOR HELP after a car accident. He was a threat to no one. He needed help and it cost him his life. The LAPD must be held accountable for this at all costs. #KeenanAnderson
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You know how shitty of a parent you have to be to have a black son and still to be this person?
Patrick Mahomes’ mom decided to show the world her whole MAGA trash ass before MNF nitter.app/FakePearBear/status/18…
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White people are so terrified of no longer being the majority because they fear what they've done to everyone for centuries will finally be done to them.
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As a bisexual, I'm used to being invisible, ignored or flat out told I don't exist. So this pride month I've decided to team up with Covid-19.
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Ok, maybe you misunderstood what we were asking for...
"Cops" has officially been canceled by Paramount Network four days after it was pulled from the schedule wp.me/p2WgDE-1lynzf
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Can I fistfight Jared Kushner on any MLK boulevard in America on pay per view for charity? I'm dead serious.
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Serena Williams didn't have a meltdown. She defended her honor on one of the grandest stages in a sport she's dominated for her entire adult life that continually disrespects her. Don't reduce her justified frustration to sexist behavioral stereotypes.
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White people be in public like "I can't wear a mask! I can't breathe! It's my choice!" but will wear this for six hours to kill Bambi whole family.
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In case it didn't click, last night in Alabama is why the entire Republican party works incredibly hard to keep black people from voting. Because if we weren't a disenfranchised bloc they know they'd never win another election because they're a regressive party with no good ideas
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Rest well Charlie Murphy. Thanks for one of the greatest comedy sketches in the history of time and space.
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Breonna Taylor and her family deserves this very same moment of accountability for her life. We will keep fighting.
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I hope they cast a black Superman. It would nice for a brotha to finally be faster than a speeding bullet.
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A white guy shot five cops today (killing one) and surrendered to the police and was peacefully arrested and it isn't even trending on twitter.
Don't ever @ me again when a black person gets killed by a cop for blinking too dangerously.
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White people always telling everyone else to police their community but yall need to start talking to your racist ass family members.
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Hey Paris, what if you took the money the American government is gonna send you and sent it to Flint Michigan? You Have 1.1 billion dollars (and rising) and Flint only needs 55 million. How embarrassing for America would it be if you did that? Please embarrass us.
UPDATE: More than $1.1 billion has been donated toward the fundraising effort to rebuild the Notre Dame Cathedral after a fire ravaged the building's roof and spire
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Blue lives scatter.
Texas Police Lieutenant Says Cops Were Reluctant to Engage Gunman Because 'They Could've Been Shot'
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When you get your $1400 check from the government, remember every republican in the senate didn't want you to have it.
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No better summation of being black in America. At the highest level having to be gracious to white people who do nothing but disrespect you.
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Remember how for eight years Republicans and their supporters thought the country was being run by a foreign agent and it wasn't but now it obviously is and they totally don't care because he's white?
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Make sure this go viral with the shoe store videos too.
A few surfers came up on some new boards from Patagonia today 🤙🏼🤦🏻♂️
“Why are you doing this? Are you part of Black Lives Matter or you’re just surfers?!” - @JonVigliotti
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I don't know about you guys but when I hear a stranger putting keys in my door, the first thing I do is prepare to follow all their instructions.
BREAKING: Investigator: Dallas police officer said she gave "verbal commands" that neighbor ignored before she fatally shot him. apne.ws/OXZuhz5
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I'm still amazed that 30 years into gangsta rap, the name Young Thug was still available.
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As good as Barbie is, it would have been 10 times better if she stopped to visit her mom Jennifer Coolidge.
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If only congress had funded that wall to protect Jussie Smollett from the white terrorists who broke his rib, called him n****r and f*ggot, poured bleach on him and put a noose around his neck while shouting "this is MAGA country".
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Trump : "Gassing innocent Syrians is bad and I'm going to bomb you for it!"
Innocent Syrians: "can we take refuge in America to escape a murderous dictator?"
Trump: "no way you terrorists!"
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This might be the greatest news moment of all time. The guilty counter! Hahahahahahahaha
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I legit think Marshawn Lynch is the one dude who will show up at the White House to fight the president.
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Tanya McDowell serving 12 years for sending her child to school in a better district and Felicity Huffman getting 14 days for scamming a university is proof the justice system works for the people it's designed to work for.
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Singing in The Rain is one of my absolute favorite movies. This scene always cheered me up no matter what I was feeling. #DebbieReynolds
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This picture says the only time the queen has ever used a knife before this moment, is to kill someone.
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Hey do you guys have a photo of the board from when you put up Melissa Hortman's photo?
Before tonight's game we held a moment of silence in memoriam of Charlie Kirk.
Kirk founded the youth activist group “Turning Point USA” and had become a fixture on college campuses. Charlie Kirk, a husband and father of two children, was 31 years old.
ALT Moment of silence at Yankee Stadium for Charlie Kirk.
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"When it comes to being a slave, I have 0% interest!"
- Harriet Tubman
This Visa Debit Card featuring Harriet Tubman doing a #WakandaForever salute has people going off: cmplx.co/x3Q4Zo4
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Finding out Ronan Farrow is writing about you is like finding out Omar is looking for you on The Wire. It won't end well.
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White person: "I don't get why don't black people trust the police. They're just trying to keep everyone safe"
Me:
Florida police chief told officers to pin unsolved crimes on random black people: report hill.cm/5JRQQJN
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Ted Cruz being re-elected when Beto was the other option says more about the quality of the people of Texas than it does about Beto. #ElectionNight
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So sad that Jeff Sessions suffers from that debilitating brain disorder where you can only remember things after someone proves you lied about it. Should we set up a charity walk or something?
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This is the stupidest thing to ever happen in the history of American politics.
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Here's an idea: fuck these people.
"Quit trying to make us feel teary-eyed for the children. Yes, I love children a great deal, but to me, it's up to the parents to do things rightfully and legally"
What some Trump supporters think of family separations at the border: cnn.it/2tbn3xp
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Anthony Rapp: "Kevin Spacey tried to rape me."
Media: "Kevin how do you respond?"
Spacey: "uuh...uuhh... Hey everyone I'm gay!"
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Now let's get to work on those VCR factories!
Congratulations!
'First New Coal Mine of Trump Era Opens in Pennsylvania' insider.foxnews.com/2017/06/…
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I'm 6'7 260 pounds. If any journalist wants me to ask a question for them so they can make it home in one piece, let me know.
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Vote like nazis have infiltrated your government and there's an entire party of politicians who don't care because they benefit from the support of racists.
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Michael K. Williams was a god damn genius, a black queer icon who challenged the ideas of black masculinity at a time when it wasn't easy and a truly great dude. A huge loss.
Somebody tell God, Omar coming.
#RIPMichaelKWilliams
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Every time I remember Russia killed American soldiers, the president knew and did nothing, and republicans aren't outraged every minute of every day about it reminds me just how performative and hollow their entire ideology is. It's all fake. They care about nothing but power.
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When the landlord shows up because the rent on the church building is two days late.
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Has a weapon: check
Point it at cops: check
Didn't comply: check
Ran from cops: check
Resisted arrest: check
White and taken alive: check 🤔🤔
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Wow. The two highest paid actresses are people of color and we should be celebrating this.
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Just take a moment to observe all the things Roseanne had to do to get canceled:
- Call Valerie Jarrett an ape
- accuse dems child sex trafficking
- tell Hillary Clinton to commit suicide
- accuse Chelsea Clinton of being part of a Jewish conspiracy
- call George Soros a Nazi
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The most predictable reaction ever will be taking place tomorrow.
BREAKING: Negro Leagues statistics will officially be integrated into MLB database on Wednesday. Negro Leagues legend Josh Gibson will become MLB record holder in multiple categories.
Story to come for @YahooSports on a monumental day in baseball’s history.
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