playboi carti: * *
my shtummy (hurt)😖
🦋+ :( +
lil uzi vert: give ya shtummy the phone rn 😙💞🦇®
carti: *puts phone to shtummy*
uzi: hey 👿imma need u to quit hurting my homie... 🙄🕸✨++ ®
fights we need:
Drake vs. Pusha T
Nicki Minaj vs. Cardi B
Chris Brown vs. Soulja Boy
Nicki Minaj vs. Stormi
Lil Uzi Vert vs. Rich The Kid
Tory Lanez vs. his barber
6ix9ine vs. everybody
Carti: i’m scared of getting this slime transplant
Thug: it’s ok my love, i’ll be here after your procedure
*Carti wakes up after surgery and sees a nurse*
Carti: where is Thugger? he said he’d be here
nurse: who do you think gave you the slime??
we need new music from:
• Frank Ocean
• Lil Uzi Vert
• Kanye West
• Playboi Carti
• Travis Scott
• PARTYNEXTDOOR
• Kid Cudi
• The Weeknd
• Lil Froggit
• Justin Bieber
• Childish Gambino
• A$AP Rocky
• Young Thug
• YNW Melly