NFL writer with years of recorded results on touchdowntips.com. Weekly contributor on @Full10yards and @MrFixitsTips

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If you don't say Goldeneye you're lying
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Replying to @RapSheet
From Med life to the MetLife?
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Replying to @paddypower
Looks like Deadpool when his legs are growing back
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Haha, amazing sportsmanship... I'm sure if Portugal were winning he'd have definitely still helped. He wanted the guy off the pitch to get the game going again, no sportsmanship there at all
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I'm sure a few errant passes must have hit passers by at some point
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Replying to @_Ade_ @paddypower
Spot on. It's not opinion. It's spot on to the mm. It's not from a random angle with someone drawing lines on a screen. it's over or not.
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Replying to @TheAthleticFC
Ah yes, the raging success that American coaches have had with the national team, definitely should have repeated that forever
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Monorail beating Scorpio is a travesty
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The whole of the NFL UK community seconds this thought
It’s 10.32 pm in Germany and I get to watch a football game in about half an hour. Can we get more MNF doubleheaders?
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Fucking hate that rat bastard
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"David Moore has been talked up in the week and they’ve said they want to get the ball to him Moore, he’s 14/1 at WillHill if you think that’ll result in a score" - Note to self. If it rhymes. It wins.
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Kalvin Phillips is walking in his footsteps
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I'm not a Liverpool fan at all. But surely thats the more sensible answer. Finish this year when possible. Then maybe even just do a 19 games season next year and figure things out then
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Replying to @Gridiron
Thomas Rawls. Seattle Seahawks. Ran so violently that he essentially ended his own career.
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Merry Christmas Y'all, hit 2 of three last week, landed all of them this week 😎
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same vertical jump as a house
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Even as a Bengals fan I agree with that, suspend one, you've got to suspend both, and that should be what happens
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Replying to @RichJolly @uglygame
But has he won the Welsh Cup though?
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How are 6 players faster than Ross? Weird
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Replying to @L_C__ @RapSheet
Yeah. That's what it is mate
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Replying to @Coral
Been waiting for this. Plays a few games for united so instantly a national team player of course
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This account has been gold tonight
The Chargers offensive line
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Some gr8 lines in that episode Kent Brockman: I see. Well what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing? Homer Simpson: Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes. Kent Brockman: Well, touché.
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He also smashed the Bengals in every game in his career until last week
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Not much... I wouldn't be surprised if Messi doesn't play for them again, and Ronaldo will be 37? Possible for him, he seems to have far more drive than Messi.
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Set up a gofundme account. We'll pay for it!
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Replying to @bet365
And he'd probably still be playing in their youth squad with random 3 month trips to championship sides before being released and picked up by Barnsley
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He wasn't calling him Mahomes, he was suggesting it's as obvious Hurts starting as Mahomes starting is.
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2,000 followers! Thank you to everyone for following me. I work my nuts off to get these previews out each week and the 650 views of the preview yesterday makes me think its worth it! Hopefully I'll give you all some good Sunday nights over the season!
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Replying to @bet365
Kante, Alli, Silva
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Well, I'm not sleeping tonight. Half. Time. Adjustments. They did it in the regular season, they did it tonight, the all22 film of that second half must be amazing. To hold the Chiefs to 3 pts in 2 second halves is amazing. What a game. What a team.
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Adam Schefter needs to have a look at himself for the way he's worded the Haskins tweet. The dickiest of his latest attention seekin dick moves. No need at all to have mentioned his struggles in the NFL when announcing a young man's death
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Is it possible that Baker Mayfield... Isn't very good?
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"Excuse me good sir. But I think I may best you in our coming entanglment"
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Replying to @NFLUKIRE @NFLUK
The game goes ahead
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It's done! My life's work is complete! 1,500 tiny tiny pieces. Done.
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He even quits quitting several times per week 😕
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Nice to wake up this morning to see I've ticked over the 3,000 followers mark 😎 Always nice to hit a milestone on here Thank you for the interactions and to all of you reading my stuff every week! Unsurprisingly this year has had some amazing readership numbers. Thank you
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Week 16, Washington lead the Panthers by 10 with the ball and 20 seconds left on the clock, Dwayne Haskins is sat in the stand having done his job for their first win of the season. Alex Smith comes in for a knee, the fake crowd erupts. CPOTY secured.
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Replying to @ChrisLongKSTP
Damnit I had St. Olaf +96 on the Handicap :(
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Replying to @LayneHerdt
It's painful, and it shouldn't be funny, but had to laugh at that
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ICYMI College ball on Sky tonight!
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The opposition the Steelers have faced have 2 wins all season. They've had it remarkably easy so far this year
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3,500 followers, finally! It will be below that come the end of the night, it's been fluctuating between 3497 and 3490 odd for a while now. Thank you for following and reading, my record this year has been terrible, so I appreciate people sticking with it and at least clicking
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That's not a better image then is it when the first shows the ball entirely out 😂
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Terrible, horrible news. Thought to his young amazing family, to his friends and everyone else who has enjoyed his work over the years. A passionate, brilliant writer who I always enjoyed listening to.
Rest in heaven, Chris Wesseling ❤️
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The joys of watching the NFL on this side of the pond
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And James Washington has done nothing
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Replying to @gb_steve @jjmsteen
I was going to ask that too, the system was changed so that previous A grades became F's in order to further push energy efficiency as high grades were becoming the norm
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He tried to, he wasn't good enough though
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The NFL season gets properly going with 14 games on the Sunday slate as we return from 207 days without football. Take it easy on stakes this week if you're following my selections, they're all longshots I feel are overpriced touchdowntips.com/2025/09/07…
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I would hope their answer will be. We have earnt the right to use the players in our squad. Now sort out the shit going on at Orient
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And so, there's only one team left in the NFL with a 100% record 😎😎😎😎😎 #WhoDey
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Replying to @BeardedGenius
England fans wanting Australia to win, Pakistan fans wanting India to win. World cups do some weird things to people
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New downstairs TV means... 2 X 40 inch for the games room! May need a bigger TV stand!
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Saw "Adagio for Strings" was trending and assumed it would be chat of the best Trance tracks of all time. Turns out it's about the Proms tribute to 9/11 and I genuinely can't wait to see it pop up on here to watch properly. (Ferry Corsten mix is better than Tiesto btw)
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OK that was the professional, humble tweet done. Now... Fuck all of you pro handicappers, sharps, analysts who all you could quote was "9 sacks" all fucking week. You never once mentioned the Bengals D. Not once. Fuck you all.
Well, I'm not sleeping tonight. Half. Time. Adjustments. They did it in the regular season, they did it tonight, the all22 film of that second half must be amazing. To hold the Chiefs to 3 pts in 2 second halves is amazing. What a game. What a team.
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Even his people hate him
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I was banned on BetVictor for winning 3 out of 4 NFL bets for about £70 - My account was still negative over the lifetime of me having it. My heart bleeds for them if they get taken to the cleaners today. I really hope this final horse wins and they're utterly screwed over
Last night saw big movement for 3️⃣ horses. Our Head of Trading explains the impact this has had and why you will have to take shorter prices now!
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Bengals player so no-one notices that he led the AFC in rush yards. Looks like we're heading more run heavy this year too, he could break-out in the mainstreams eyes too
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NFL Week 1; The Road to the Big Easy starts now touchdowntips.com/2024/09/08… I'm back with my previews for all of the Sunday games this weekend, some crackers on the board and some possible stinkers, but who cares, it's been a long time coming, it's finally here! Football is back
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Replying to @MySportsUpdate
Dez waiting by his phone for anyone other than the Browns
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Replying to @AVFCStatto
Very kind of that chap at the end to take the chair back to where it came from, at least one of them is trying to help tidy up
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Fair play to new era Europe for getting this here so quickly in this climate, despite using Hermes as a delivery service. Draft cap! Also, the wife saw the Joe Burrow interview and now loves him, has already requested a Burrow Jersey and might watch games next year!
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You're right, should really just give it to Rooney. He was the key player in this goal, I mean.. Just LOOOK AT THAT PASS!
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This September marks the 5th season opener I'll have covered on my site. 3,500 followers and 427 posts later things are still good. It's tiring, a lot of work through the week but still enjoyable. Mostly. Numbers are up year on year, hopefully that continues going forward
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Pretty terrible way for the season to end for the @BritishBirdgang and their team. But they've been one of the more active and interactive fan groups on here this year and we'll worth a follow even if you're not a fan. Unlucky folks
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Week 1 is here! #NFL100 – Betting previews and tips touchdowntips.com/2019/09/08…
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Why only in the US? Why didn't we get this option, at least put it on Red button!
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Practising for next week already by drinking too much and ignoring the wife since 6 o'clock. It's gone well
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Replying to @RapSheet
Someone inform Florio. I'm sure up until this very second he probably thought it wouldn't happen
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Must admit I was probably a little too excited when this turned up at 810 this morning! Well packed, super insulated and all in the freezer ready for Sunday evening 😍 @passyunkavenue #PhillyInEngland #SuperBowl #LOVEbundle
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You know. It's quite satisfying seeing the Packers being shit. I really dislike Aaron Rodgers
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touchdowntips.com/2024/09/15… Week 2 of the NFL season is here and it's time to figure out what was real and what was a mirage from last weeks results. Some great games on the slate today, Bucs v Lions my highlight of the early slate with Bengals @ Chiefs later on
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You drop it after your QB does this
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Right, worked all bloody evening on this! Win totals from the main websites, their differences from last year. Divisional win prices from main sites. And week 1 prices from a few of them as well. I'll try and update on a semi-regular basis! docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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Monarchs. Doubt anyone else will think of that
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Excellent work by everyone who set up, Is involved with and follows their team on this side of the pond. If you don't follow your teams group, these are the largest I could find on twitter for each team
🚨NFL in the UK🚨 @TouchdownTips takes a look at all the UK fan bases here in the UK leading the way for their teams 👇 full10yards.com/2020/03/08/n… Shout out to all those trying to promote the game here in the UK, you are doing a fab job! #nfl #nfluk
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NFL Fantasy app is utterly shocking, one of our leagues has been on there since the beginning. This is the last year, fortunately I don't need to make any changes for the 9pm starts, as I can't get anywhere on the fucking thing
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I pay a fortune for Sky sports and Gamepass each year and yet don't have the ability to get this kind of awesomeness. This is why people stream shit.
Michael Thomas set off the slime cannons
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Ah, the joys of enjoying American sport in the UK. Its akin to the "It's rugby with pads on" that NFL fans have to argue with everytime they post about it
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18 points of profit last night as all but one of the 2 point plays landed, the long shots on Higgins and Clement didn't come in, Clement was involved though. Takes me to 73 points of profit on the season for tips given out on site.
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I don't think they appreciate how hardcore the fanbase has to be watching it in the UK. Having to wake up at 1am to watch prime-time game, being up until 4am Monday mornings after catching the late Sunday games. It takes real dedication sometimes!
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Replying to @bet365
Start their own major tournament. With Hookers, and blackjack
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This is amazing. Genuinely shocked by this result for us. I know we've been good, but against sub-part opposition on the whole. This was the first test and its an A+
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Just checking though. Every single BOLDED bet has landed so far today. Singletary o15.5 rec ✅ Gibbs TD 11/10 ✅ Minshew int 20/23 ✅ Henry o9.5 rec ✅ Rondale Moore long o13.5 ✅ Mostert TD 10/11 ✅ Merry Christmas
Week 16 sees the battle of the bullies highlighting the Sunday with Cowboys taking on the Dolphins, will the Fins finally beat a winning team? The game of the week is Monday Night with the 1 seeds facing each other in San Fran. touchdowntips.com/2023/12/24…
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There goes my perfect 60 resting heartbeat...
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Got to say, that was the most disappointing Superbowl I've watched. Even the Rams v Pats was at least competitive. Chiefs were outclassed throughout, utterly dominated, mistakes all over, throughout the game.
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In case you didn't know already. #DontBuyTheSun
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Mason Rudolph?
Has a non-Qb ever started a regular season game before?
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