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If you canโt handle the concept of a wheelchair in D&D you lack imagination, history and a sense of adventure. The first wheelchairs began in our 5th century. In a world of intricate traps, artificers, submarines, warforged, modrons and walking turrets; there are wheelchairs.
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Every good person I know has imposter syndrome and every bad person I know takes credit for everything.
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I'm sorry. Was a woman playing D&D and not acting submissive? Were they playing smart? Taking notes? Being assertive? Not allowing anyone to talk over them? Find another game then. D&D was made by many women. They've been here from the begining. I was defined by them.
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The Lord of the Rings is the greatest story of a Dungeon Master giving their players a magic item way too early.
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If you start playing D&D at 11:59pm tonight it will be exactly midnight when the Warlock casts its first Eldritch Blast.
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Going forward, any D&D players engaging in fake British accents without clearly specifying โparodyโ will be permanently suspended.
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For Christmas officially you all level up one level in D&D. You can present this to your DM. I will cosign.
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For those who are thinking of playing D&D for the first time, do it. Don't be scared or nervous. You will learn as you go. Everyone will help you and you will have an even more awesome time after a few sessions with your character.
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I've been playing D&D since the 1980s. At no point have I ever played in a campaign where women weren't playing. My favorite D&D adventures and stories growing up were written by women. It isn't your gate to keep. You didn't build it.
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Just watched myself lose followers 1,000 followers for speaking the truth/defending Critical Role. Please, keep it coming if hate is all you have. Also, you haven't been watching my timeline for the late three years, you won't be missed. But you have more in you. Together forever
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D&D Tip: If you are looking for a Wizard in a crowd, cast Locate Object on bat guano. It is the material component for Fireball. I am naturally assuming most people don't regularly carry bat poop in their pockets.
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D&D doesn't have to be about dungeon and dragons. It can be about love, loss, regret, redemption, alienation and community.
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I have been laid off from D&D. Thank you to Chris Perkins, Jeremy Crawford and the entire D&D team for being some of the kindest, most talented and passionate people I've ever known. This was my dream job. The tabletop community has given me everything.
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The Egyptians used ramps 4500 years ago while making the pyramids. Archimedes invented the first elevator in 287 BC. I think Dungeons & Dragons will survive these cutting edge technologies that ARE MEANT TO BE INCLUSIVE. Also, please read a book. D&D is based on books.
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Divine Intervention in D&D is just you tagging your gods on social media until they help you.
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I wouldn't be opposed to creating a real town where only D&D players lived. Everyone would be so nice and there would be a game being run on every block.
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Everyone playing Baldur's Gate 3. Congratulations! You now know how to play tabletop D&D. Continue the adventure.
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2020 is a toxic Dungeon Master that never gives us a long rest. Even with disadvantage we are still going to beat you though.
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I play D&D to escape. So we are going to need a Dungeon Master for a 24/7 game for the next 30 days... and also snacks.
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I am extremely excited to announce that I am joining @Wizards_DnD to head up content for Dungeons & Dragons. This game has been such an amazing part of my life and I am ridiculously lucky to be working with such passionate and creative people. This will be a very exciting year :)
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Be kind to your Dungeon Master. They are very likely working very hard and doing their best.
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So @Marisha_Ray was the creative director at Geek & Sundry and now is the creative director at Critical Role. The shows you love? She is responsible for those. So haters... bend the knee to the queen of D&D.
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For the first time in 34 years we have a D&D animated series. Told by fans, funded by fans and I expect loved by fans. D&D is not a place. It is a people.
Our animated special has polymorphed into a SERIES!
NEW STRETCH GOALS: Briarwood arc (!!!) + a battle royale one-shot featuring some of our favorite CR guests from the Vox Machina campaign AND a @TheVulcanSalute one-shot!
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More info: kickstarter.com/projects/criโฆ
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Critical Role fans, if you admire Matthew Mercer and the cast then take the leap and be a Dungeon Master for your group of friends and see how you change their lives and friendships.
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Every Marisha hater is just jealous on so many levels. Unfollow me if you can't see that. If you can't take it.
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I want Laudna back as much as anyone, but no one fought this hard to resurrect Spurt. #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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How we act as a D&D community will influence not only D&D but pop culture for decades to come. Being kind, inclusive, welcoming and communicating around this worldwide table. This is a game about shared storytelling and joy.
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Two weeks ago a doctor told me I had a tumor. That casts a long shadow over yourself and the people you love. After several scans I just now found it isn't a tumor at all, just a very rare anomaly that presented as a tumor that will go away naturally. I like very rare anomalies.
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I know you are scared to Dungeon Master for the first time. Don't worry, I'm scared to Dungeon Master every time and I've been doing this for more than two decades. You will be amazing.
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To all the new D&D players: Make sure you have a physical copy of your character sheet and keep your books forever. D&D is going to be around forever and the memories those character sheets will hold for you will last a lifetime.
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I intellectually understand that there are Critical Role shirts at Hot Topic but I don't emotionally understand it yet.
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Yoda is a hag in D&D. He lives in a swamp in a hut made from a stump. He is green, wrinkly, ancient, he is a trickster. Yoda talks to ghosts, moves things with his mind, senses your emotions and sees your past and your future. Yoda is a hag.
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If you play, watch, design, write, livestream, read, draw, or are just now learning about Dungeons & Dragons you ARE this community. Donโt let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I truly believe that Dungeons & Dragons changes lives by giving you a break from reality while forming real friendships and memories that will last you a lifetime.
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I'd pay good money to see @matthewmercer run @ChrisPerkinsDnD as Spurt exploring the 10 days leading up to meeting the Mighty Nein as a charity event.
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Here is how to play D&D: You make a fantasy character that you've always wanted to play. When you want be charming, sneaky, knowledgeable, insightful or do something physical like jump you roll a D20. The number to beat could be easy like a 10 or hard like a 20.
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What D&D doesnโt want you to know is that Fireball is just scam to sell more D6s to Wizards. Big D6 has been operating behind the scenes for years. First you rolled a stat with just 3D6 now itโs 4D6. Sneak attack is all D6s. Even short and greatswords are in on it.
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Iโve been playing Dungeons & Dragons since the 1980s and it isnโt anymore mine than the D&D fan who is reading this post right now. D&D is for everyone. Every race, gender, non-binary, religion, atheist. D&D is for fans of the video games, live-streams, and the tabletop game.
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I'm starting to think nine people I never voted for and can never fire shouldn't be able to legalize discrimination, take away the rights to our bodies or keep us in debt.
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Women have always been nerds. Women have always liked video games. Women have always played D&D. Women were always there and always will be.
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When in D&D you cast the Sleep spell and use Distant Spell to double the range to 180 feet, that's a Long Rest.
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Live life like you are playing Dungeons & Dragons. Support each other, share the attention, pick your battles and don't forget to take a long rest.
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Dear new D&D players; The mists are totally fine. In fact! If you enter the mists you will level up and get a +1 weapon of your choice and a free bag of holding!
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D&D Villains. If we band together now and burn down all the inns the heroes will never get a chance to ever meet.
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In fairness to mimics in D&D, if you were sleeping and someone tried to pry your mouth open expecting treasure you'd bite them too.
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Critical Role exploring being non-binary and sexuality is a good thing. Itโs their table, their safe space.
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Donโt be afraid to play D&D, about getting the rules wrong or looking silly. Be afraid of Beholders, Flail Snails and Intellect Devourers. Trust me.
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I feel this is a good opportunity for @matthewmercer to make Critical Role land in his home using pillow forts and blankets.
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Bless is a great spell despite the entire party having to be reminded they have it every turn.
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Clerics DO NOT need to worship a god. Clerics can believe in a philosophy so strongly that they can manifest their powers.
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I feel like "Dungeons & Dragons" is false advertising when you look at time spent. More like "Inns & Angry Goblins."
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Some of the most talented artists in the world will be drawing Jester penises everywhere.
Curious beginnings indeed. Mighty Nein, from the brilliant minds behind Critical Role, is coming to @PrimeVideo.
@Marisha_Ray @matthewmercer @VoiceOfOBrien @WillingBlam @LauraBaileyVO @executivegoth @samriegel
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If I get to 30,000 followers you all get to level up 5 levels. Tell your Dungeon Masters I said so. If you are a Dungeon Master you get free mandatory snacks from the players.
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If you hate any person on Critical Role or any show... Unfollow me. I don't need your hate. They don't. And you don't. Tell me what you love. I've never seen a house built out of burning wood.
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Give a Tarrasque a movement speed of 5 feet and introduce it to your world when the players are at 1st level.
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Controversial Opinion: Ability scores and modifiers should be the same thing. I know 3-18 ability scores are legacy, but ultimately the modifier is the only number thing that matters aside from a few edge cases. This would streamline D&D for new players.
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Han Solo is a great example of a charming person in D&D with a very low charisma score. He fails nearly EVERY persuasion, intimidation and deception check in the movies.
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Peacemaker really defines for me how dangerous Lawful Good can ultimately become an in D&D. There is nothing malicious in the character, just ignorance and a near absolute belief they are right.
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Meagan lost her job yesterday. We panicked about losing the house, calmed ourselves down, panicked again, stress cried, laughed and passed out. Today is another day. I'm thankful for my job at D&D Beyond. I'm thankful our parents are safe, for friends and most of all for Meagan.
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No one in Critical Role is more famous than you are to your friends in your own D&D game.
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I know a lot of people say "don't compare your game to Critical Role" and I get that. Your table, your fun. However... those players are so great at creating story, investing in the world, sharing time that they are a great example how great D&D can be.
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So someone asked me if they can play D&D and I said โthen go do itโ and they came over to me with the books and the dice and they asked โwhat are these dice forโ and I said โyou tell me.โ Then they made a character sheet and I tore it in half and then told them to eat some beans.
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I would love it if more monsters in the Monster Manual had either a magic item you could make out of them or a description of how they tasted.
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Dungeons & Dragons hasn't only become a pop culture phenomenon again but a coping phenomenon as well. We all knew D&D helped our mental health but no one good have expected it be this helpful during a pandemic. I'm thankful for this game and this community and all you new players
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Fellow Dungeons & Dragons nerds @prattprattpratt and @TomHolland1996 meet Dungeon Master @matthewmercer. How do you want to do this?
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Happy Birthday @matthewmercer. I knew almost nothing about you but I could tell a standard photo would be too boring after our interview. Thank you for being you.
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More importantly they exist because it is YOUR D&D. Your character, your fun, your story.
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D&D Beyond stands against racism and oppression. We stand with #BlackLivesMatter.
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Listen there are a lot of concerns around D&D tables about unbalanced dice. Weโve got rolls that shouldnโt be counted. Some spell slots maybe havenโt been checked off as being already used. Some Druids I hear are trying to cast two concentration spells at the same time.
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Remember the D&D characters you make today, you may have to argue with tomorrow. #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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