Purple male. 3β9, 48 lbs
South Carolina, USA
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When you're 5 years old and you link up with a friend and your mom says "what yall bout to do?"
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βI was on Ghost Adventures and she was on an adventure to turn me into a ghost.β
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Felt this dude's pain in my chest ππ That boat is about to go as fast as it's ever gone
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Mam, I'm gonna have to ask you to put the Barbie in the cupholder and step out of the car
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If there's 2 things I know, it's Chance won't pass up a dance and Scruffys gone get that grass cut
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Everybody wants to swing when he's looking the other way. π Can't stand people
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Looks like he's gonna have to start cutting back. Maybe ride with a friend to work until this all works out
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"I've caught fish of sizes you wouldn't believe, believe me. Gigantic fish, some Volkswagen size"
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All women involved. Mother shouldβve known this wasnβt her time & daughter shouldβve known itβs not the time to stop everything and argue about it.
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*Ryan Garcia arrested last night after doing 15K of damage to a hotel room
Or it's a conspiracy. π
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I hear people's brains don't fully develop until around 74ish. I'm waiting this shit out before I make any decisions.
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Creating a more honest daughter who now thinks about how her actions affect other people. All while forcing the young man to use his strength to overcome this obstacle, ultimately making him stronger. Big W.
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NY: "Pinky swear you're not going to the liquor store"
*pinky swears*
NY: "Ok fam, here you go"
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Cop: "STOP"
Him: "Nah, fuck that bro yall can't catch me"
Cop: "STOP"
Him: "Nah, hell no bro I'm fuckn outta h--.... Aite you know what, Ima stop"
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If you call men bitches, youβll only end up with someone whoβs ok with you calling him thatβ¦ So a bitch. Crazy circle
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The dad is weak for letting his kid argue with an adult. The kid is weak because the dad is weak. Just a weakling family circle. Maybe the wife can come out and cry later
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I'm asking a flight attendant "Yeah, so let's just say hypothetically a plane loses a wheel on takeoff, what would happen? You know, hypothetically"
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