Firefighter. Soldier. I write things sometimes. A generally curious guy. Shitposts, rants and occasional hot takes. I like Makima a normal amount.

Makima's Lap
Every day on my way to work, I pass the same dog who always starts barking when he sees me. And I always think to myself; "Look at this guy - Locked in a cage and being mad at a man for no reason but for being free." Powerful lesson in there. Don't be the dog. Be the man.
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Esex was CRAZY last night
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COOK HER DOANEL 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
Replying to @littIeraver
Didn’t feel like giving you any attention, but might as well since you’re gonna try starting shit. The reason I stopped talking to you was because you were (and still are) quite literally, a horrible person. You lied to me multiple times over the course of the month that we were talking, pursued a relationship with me as well as multiple others at the same time, not to mention the fact that you had alt discord accs that you would login to in order to appear offline so you could tell other men the same things you were telling me. When I told you that I didn’t want us to maintain contact, YOU were the one pushing for a meetup that I declined. Let’s also not forget that you later, when I called things off, sent multiple of your friends over the course of MONTHS to talk to me, try to develop an emotional attachment with me, and later fuck me over since you wanted nothing more than to see me emotionally ruined. I wouldn’t even be this mad if it weren’t for the fact that you’re sitting here also trying to insinuate that I was some kind of cheater. Before dating Laura, yes I would talk to multiple people at a time. I would never promise dating or exclusivity to them (barring several that I did have serious intentions with but then other factors came up that forced me to end things, however whenever exclusivity was promised it was maintained) In part, the reason why is because for so many years I surrounded myself with creature rodents like you that I developed so many trust issues that I couldn’t fathom anyone would want me and me alone. However, weeks before me and Laura made things official, I messaged every single one of the others I was talking to, apologized, and told them about my intentions with her. Looking back on it, I’m more than well aware that I was never the best man when it came to talking stages, however you’d do best to never question my loyalty to her in any way regarding other women. There is not a single girl on this planet that could produce any kind of untoward messages between me and them during all the months that me and Laura dated for the simple reason that such a reality doesn’t exist. Now, since you wanted to make things personal, I’ll make them personal. Listen here, and listen well; You are a disgusting whore, and it would do you well to keep my name well out your fucking mouth when the only reason it even comes up is because you’re still livid that you couldn’t fuck me over the way you tried to with countless other men. It brings me nothing but shame that I was so weak of a man that I allowed a girl like you to talk to me for long enough that you think that what ‘we had’ puts you in ANY kind of comparable situation with Laura. What me and Laura had, and still do have, is love for one another. A true and honest love. I’m just in a constant state of confusion with what I think my life should be like that I needed to take a step back and really think about things. My intention never was and will never be to hurt her, I just merely wanted what’s best for the both of us. I still have a lot of thinking to do regarding this situation, and I won’t say that any decisions made were final, but just know that you and the rest of your troupe that want to disguise attacks made against my character as care for Laura can all collectively go to hell.
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Replying to @BegrebetAngest
1,3k people would disagree with you
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Replying to @khalilenjoyrats
Extemely normal thing to say about a child
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God forbid we have sexy bitches in game
her waist is thinner than her leg who needs organs (also this isn't irelia this is generic gacha waifu face)
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Spirit blossom Vayne, French maid Nidalee, Base Briar and Prestige Ocean song Seraphine
Happy Foot-Fetish-Friday!! (game edition) Guess the champion based on their feet
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But my toplaner?
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Four seasons. Hundreds of games. Hundreds of losses. At last. High Elo.
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Muslims: "It is forbidden to draw or to portray our prophet!" Christians:
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We just slept together and now he's calling people slurs on TFT?
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But what is my Twitch doing??
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So true
all men do is lie
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Replying to @Riot_rell
Show them the video
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Replying to @SpeechUncut
I'd argue most of Balkan is third world
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Replying to @DudespostingWs
What do you mean "He should have factored this in"? Tipping culture is the dumbest thing ever. Nobody should be expected to tip by default. Especially when you're 14, bro doesn't even have a full time job
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Good morning
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So I was making a custom item set and-
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Replying to @wemanhwa_
That one is deserved I fear
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Amazing.
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I can tell from ur vibes
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Replying to @701delta
I made it to the right side of Twitter finally
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Replying to @HANCOCK_LOL
Nah bro keep going this is only the start
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Community #JOINED
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Replying to @StarlightAPM
Pretty sure bricks are literally the most common and best stuff to build it from. It's just retard American first little piggy mindset that your house should be made from drywall and hay so you can easily punch a hole through the wall or destroy the roof by sneezing too hard
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Tears in my eyes this is so peak
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Replying to @ireltard
Drew Levin just needs an instakill button that vaporizes any person who tags him like this immediately
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Replying to @wemanhwa_
Well it's not about hating the art or anything, that's great. It's just the fact that the term is majorly used in raceplay dynamics. Makes sense as to why people would hate on it
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Relationship is cool but a winstreak is cooler
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Coaches don't play.
stop taking relationship advice from your single friends 😭
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My goat
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Being in a relationship doesn't mean you can't find others attractive. But that's different from being attracted to them, which may not be clear to everyone.
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>Join friend’s aram lobby >Be racist in voicecall >Run down two games >Harass an egirl >Leave
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He's the goat for this icl bro's just owning it unbothered
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Replying to @masoq095
Shit got to 130k you have to draw them naked now or something
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Replying to @Discord_Lies
Do these people think she gives a single shit about this?
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Replying to @ResilienceX3
Can we shut the fuck up and stop recycling tweets
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Replying to @twinkdefcon
"Bland" only comes from people overseasoning food. Of course it's bland when your taste buds are used to being assaulted and roasted every time you take a bite.
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Yea we know
Replying to @TheZector
M Y P U S S Y I N B I O
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I am so finished, can't wait for my future gf to write a tweetlonger seventy-five paragraphs on me when she finds out I'm silver
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Mommy's home
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Replying to @TheRealYGV3
Do not fumble this my man
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Replying to @evnmxrtii
Not sure, but common Naayil L at this point.
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Replying to @angelmyuu
I know this is interaction bait then why am I still so compelled to reply??
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This edit goes so fucking hard
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Take a look
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Replying to @meoww739
Very wrong mindset to have. Change it
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Replying to @KeshaEuw
KESHA DO WOLVES, KESHA TAKE HIS RAPTORS, KESHA COME BOT NO KESHA COME MID NO KESHA COME TOPSIDE NO KESHA DONT GO TOPSIDE COM,E BOPTSIDE NO KESHA COME HER KESHA REDBUFF KESHA MAKE SURE YOU SMITE IT KESHA COME TOP
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GIVEAWAY TIME! Prize: 10€ worth of rewards TWICE! What this means: Two winners, who can redeem their reward in the way they want - Steam game, giftcard, Riot points, Valorant points etc. I can even PayPal you (Not recommended). Like, Follow, Retweet and tag a friend to enter! Giveaway runs until 20th September. Good luck!
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Replying to @pullks
Delete this bro or they're removing api access next
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Replying to @Saradaxanix
Wife Mommy Goddess Hitler Beloved
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Replying to @TheRealYGV3
I straight up blocked the acc after seeing that shit for the second time. I literally don't understand, like you said, how you come to that shit. Is the while family retarded? He's in therapy too, no? Or was that an attention grab publicity stunt too? Color me fucking clueless
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New szn 14 motivation sorted if she can be diamond I can be too
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Replying to @OrwellNGoode
Just saved a man from suicide
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This is crazy there's no way
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Replying to @AryasDemise
Nah looks better now I can't even lie
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Replying to @Purpelex9
You're using incest as an insult like there's something wrong with it? Just admit your sis ain't hot bro
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Replying to @Discord_Lies
Absolutely beautiful display of average feminist intelligence with the misuse of possibly the easiest meme to understand
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I love this guy so much
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People who reply "Mb" or "sorry" are legit the biggest npc reply guys on here
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Replying to @Tealed_pnda
You'll have to share some more lore I'm afraid
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@_nineer Can we have a harder one next Friday
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Replying to @alrightcarina
Just duo normal game no?
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My beautiful sister bringing me dinner after I treat her to the best night of her life
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Replying to @shitposts_mp4
HIDDEN TALENT 🔥 KEEP IT HIDDEN 💯🗣️🔥
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Antfa only hates fascists which is funny because by their definition, anyone who doesn't 100% agree with them falls into that category.
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Can't agree with this man nothing in this world would make me watch Kai or Speed
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Replying to @HANC8CK
God always gives the gold to idiots 💔🥀
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Replying to @TsukiWooki
Ardent and moonstone deleted from game
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Replying to @ManMilk2
It's called a 24h format. Military time does not have :
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Not even me
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Hardware bans for soft inting would genuinely be the worst thing Riot would ever do. Are you kidding me? First ton force everyone to download Vanguard, which we know isn't 100% safe and now you're threatening a hardware ban for something as mild as soft inting? Riot is a joke.
League will be looking into increased detection of and punishment for soft inting, which is a large problem in the game. Now that we have machine ID info with Vanguard, how quickly should we transition punishment from account level to hardware level? Immediately or some lenience?
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Replying to @HANC8CK
Why would you say this publicly
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Never forget what was taken from you.
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Replying to @found_it_funny
The only good Evan tweet and it's an absolute gem
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Replying to @grandayy
Never let go go, never give up up never let go never give up
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Replying to @Rhaasty_Boi
Ofc you wouldn't be
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Checks out why you love her
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Do you ever see someone in such a sad state that you don't even want to insult them cuz it'd feel like kicking a dead dog by the road?
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I'm not supposed to make sure your wage is livable because your employer doesn't want to. It's my money and I'll tip if the service is exceptional, not by default because I feel bad. I don't.
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Replying to @bonevoid
Brownevoid
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Timeless classic
what’s an insult you’ll never forget? 😭
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Lying as a man is just so easy
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If she wants to be gold tell her to hmu
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Replying to @ChaDylan_
Bro used :3 in one comment more times than he managed to hit plat
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Replying to @ShitpostRock
My honest reaction:
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Teaching my good friend about beavers and she just sent me this bro women are not real people
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I don't watch vtubers but it would be easier to sit through than Speed icl unless it's a sleep stream
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Bro called him a Russian robot you can not be serious
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Replying to @webmica
No foreskin?
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Replying to @Teeespilt
“Miss on skibidi can you excuse me from my next class so I can talk to shotty she trippin and actin messy on the sigma alpha this can’t slide I’m king von” Fucking crying at this one oh my lord
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Replying to @asiskant
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Finally. Low elo.
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All girls do on this app is post selfies and reply to other girls' selfies. That's literally it
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Replying to @JohnBummit
Coolest fucking guy on this planet
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Hii!! New to #EdTwt! ✦ Looking for more moots!! >~< ✧.*Name: Darius ★ From: NOXUS!! ღ Height: 196cm ꕥ Would love to meet new ppl to talk with c: ❀ Likes: War, conquering cities training soldiers! ♡ and ↻ to be oomfies!!
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