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Hey guys; I had to get a new phone and it apparently lost all my old NGL messages 😞
But I have a new link, so we can start fresh!!
ngl.link/themuppetpastor2
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I am once again begging western women to stop acting like they live in The Handmaid’s Tale when millions of women in the Middle East actually do.
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I was wondering why my post which had gotten beautiful comments was suddenly getting ugly ones. And then I understood:
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It took ten years.
It took them destroying comics, video games, TV shows, and movies.
It took men competing in women’s sports.
It took an amplified, hysterical mass media which ended its own credibility.
It took COVID hysteria.
But finally, wokeness is on its way out.
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Men don’t really want OF, porn, or alcohol.
They want a pretty woman to love them like this.
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It’s not well written but I can see why he didn’t learn much with you as a professor.
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While I liked her video response, this is where she NAILS IT.
This is what the Left doesn’t understand.
When someone celebrates the murder of a person who COULD have been you, then they also think you don’t deserve to live.
They aren’t your friends. And they don’t understand.
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This is a compelling speech if you’re a very stupid person.
Martin Sheens masterclass performance in “The West Wing”.
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If you were allowed to wear those shirts to the show and post them online for millions of people, you aren’t living under a fascist.
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Half the New Testament was written by a man who killed Christians, and his former victims rejoiced when he entered the pearly gates. So yes.
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I told my coworker that my spouse is expecting. She was so happy and asked, “Do you have a midwife?”
I shook my head. “No, she’s at least an 8.”
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This is the worst popular song ever.
And yes, I have heard “WAP”, “My Humps”, and “Rico Suave”.
This song makes dumb people feel smart.
This is a song cosmically unaware of what it wants and how it will achieve it. Or of the tone deaf privilege it took to compose it.
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As a Pennsylvanian, I am loving the idea that my Amish neighbors may determine this election.
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Yes, because Jesus asked us to feed the poor ourselves, not ask the government to do it for us.
Making Caesar do charity for us is not a Christian value.
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If you’re a progressive celebrity, you endlessly lecture the public about your beliefs even if you offend half of your fan base.
If you’re a Republican celebrity who says nothing about politics, the left will hunt you down and hate you for it.
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95% if the time I agree with this account. But not this one.
Ok, Miss France is black. And she’s gorgeous. Any of us would love to have her as a girlfriend. Black people have lived in France just like the US for centuries.
This isn’t Wokeness, not this time. She’s just as pretty and deserved her win.
I’ll save my ire for when a man invades the space.
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The greatest irony is that the “Asian Chick” who matched well with him may have wanted to take things slow and get to know him, but he just assumed that no sex on the first date meant it was over.
This is your brain on prOn.
I don't do dates anymore.
No dinner, no drinks, not even a walk in the park.
And this isn't hot air or bravado -- I legit haven't taken a girl (I haven't fucked) out on a date since 2015.
And I'll tell you why.
In 2015, I matched with this Asian chick on Tinder.
She suggested (red flag #1) that we should "get to know one another" over sushi.
When I picked her up and we arrived at the restaurant, I tried to sit next to her, but she said I should sit opposite her instead (red flag #2).
The date went fine, she was great, I was great, and after I paid, I asked her if she wanted to stop by my place for a while.
Up until that point, I actually had a pretty good conversion rate of getting the girl back to my place after drinks/dinner.
The whole unspoken dating honor system works like this:
Guy pays for an initial meeting. If girl is attracted, girl goes back home with guy.
Of course girls will deny this is the unspoken system, but this is how it happens most of the time, especially from Tinder.
This girl, however, seemed immune to my charms and decided that she needed to go home because she "needed to get up early" (yet somehow she could still squeeze in dinner, how convenient).
So she rejected me, and I sent her home.
Once I got home, I overanalyzed everything:
* Did I wear the right clothes?
* Did my conversation bore her?
* Did I say the wrong thing?
* Did I not break the touch barrier enough or correctly?
The truth is none of that mattered.
She was a foodie caller, and I was her foodie call.
She already decided beforehand that she wasn't going to sleep with me, regardless of what happened on the date.
That experience left an extremely-sour taste in my mouth, so I promised myself that, moving forward, I wasn't going to do dates anymore.
Dating benefits women, not men.
You may ask me, if not dating, then what?
Easy: I asked them to come over my place to "watch a movie together, get to know one another, have some drinks, and cuddle." For the first date.
My theory was that, if a girl is physically attracted to me, she would be ready to fuck me without a date -- I just needed to look like my photos.
If a girl wasn't physically attracted to me, then even 10 dates wouldn't change her mind.
It was a bold theory, but I think, given my enormous success after I implemented this new policy, the theory was proven correct.
I had this theory in mind, because, even when I still did dinner dates, it honestly seemed like the girls whom I eventually ended up sleeping with were ready to fuck from the moment they met me.
The dates were short, I always ended them like 30-45 minutes in at a high point and asked them to drop by my apartment 10 minutes away.
So I experimented and screened the girls hard.
If a girl insists on an outside meet, I next her.
If a girl is on the fence, I pick up the phone and call her to give her some assurance.
If a girl is game to come over, I set up the date either tonight or tomorrow, never further in the future.
(I'd say maybe only 20-30% of girls were down, but it didn't matter, because it wasn't 0%, and I had sheer volume to work with.)
Guess what happened?
My body count just shot up to the hundreds right after that. QED.
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I know a lot of women, even those in church, who love reading steamy, smutty books with spicy sex scenes.
But if they caught their husband watching that exact same spicy scene on his computer, they’d be furious and heartbroken.
If it’s wrong for him, why is it right for you?
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I have noticed that while Christians correctly identify gay sex as sin, we seem less comfortable with fornication and unbiblical divorce.
Maybe because those sins we’ve actually committed.
God doesn’t excuse any sexual sin, folks. We all need to repent.
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Hot take: all of this “hItLeR wAs RiGhT!” nonsense is stupid and wrong, but it’s also a reaction to society making him the worst man ever for 70 years while ignoring wickedness from Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot because left leaning historians didn’t want to make communists look bad.
Many kids today don’t know about Khmer Rouge, the CCP starvation during the Great Leap Forward, or Stalin’s purges, but they do know the Holocaust.
Of course we must continue to teach the Holocaust. But we also must add the Armenian genocide and communist oppression to that list so people can know that Mao, not Hitler, is actually the greatest killer of all time.
When we fail to teach the truth, we lose credibility, and when credibility is lost, conspiracy theories reign.
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She…doesn’t look bad?
I mean, no, she’s not 18. She’s a mother of three kids.
But if your wife had three kids and looked like that at 46, most husbands would be happy.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is the moment at the 2025 #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer premiere
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“She could be the first female president!”
Lots of biologists on X today, I see.
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If you have the freedom to go to a “No Kings” rally and voice your displeasure with the president without fear of reprisal: you don’t have a King.
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Let’s clarify: septum piercings.
A ring on one side or the other is fine. Also studs are cute. 😊
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Guys, I have this friend who is super famous, super rich, hardcore Republican, voted for Trump 5x even before he was a candidate, and has Trump tattoos.
He said he’s voting AOC next election because of a 90 minute stock decline this morning in his 401k that he won’t need until he retires in 25 years.
This totally happened and this person is definitely real.
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I agree with this take.
And I must admit: it frustrates me as a Protestant that only Pentecostals seem to take the spiritual world seriously. And only Catholics seem to know exorcism.
Demonic possession was real then and is real now. We just pretend otherwise.
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Imagine reading the entire Bible and concluding “God is 100% fine with gay marriage.”
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Please pray for this family.
Message: Apologies for the unsolicited long dm, but I see you post prayer requests from time to time and figured it was worth asking.
My father left us for a lifestyle of homosexuality nearly 20 years ago, leaving my mother to raise us (ages 15, 8, 5, and 1, now 33 [me], 28, 24, and 20) on her own, which she did faithfully. We endured trial after trial but she held firm in the faith, taught us how to honor the Lord, and homeschooled all four of us to graduation. She’s incredible.
But the enemy never stopped trying to break up our family since my father left. In 2020, my sister fell for the LGBT propaganda and left the family, which broke my Mom’s heart.
In late summer last year, my Mom fell into a terrible depression. She started having panic attacks, and couldn’t sleep. She had no peace. I did what I always do and tried to comfort her and encourage her that God was in charge, quoting scripture and praying over her constantly.
In this past year things have only gotten worse. She has no peace, ever. She exists in a constant state of fear, and has panic attacks daily. Just getting to bed is a 2-3 hour affair most nights, and never ends peacefully. She is utterly tormented by her own thoughts and believes that God has abandoned her. She has no faith that He will do anything for her, because she’s made too many mistakes and failed too many times. Unfortunately, my brothers have essentially backed away, not knowing what to do they simply do nothing at all. I’m essentially all she has, other than her mother.
I continue to try and encourage her; but I’m utterly exhausted. My words, once met with belief, are now met with skepticism at best and outright rejection at worst. I’m sleeping 3-4 hours a night on average, as she doesn’t get calm enough to sleep until 4-5am most nights. During the day I run an IT company, and the stress of that just compounds with everything going on at home.
That said, I love her dearly and I won’t give up on her. I know God hasn’t abandoned her, but she’s completely defeated. She feels totally alone and forgotten. I’ve tried to get her to see a counselor but she won’t work with me to pick one. She’s tried antidepressants with no effect. She stopped going to church years ago and won’t go now. She barely eats enough to live & prays for death every day.
I’m just utterly lost. I know God is in charge and I know this is not how He would have her to live, but I don’t know what to do. I can’t fix it, and my words of encouragement no longer carry the weight they once did. Every day she says to me through tears and panic “Help me, please!” over and over again. Every time eroding what’s left of my heart as I simply can’t fix anything.
Please pray that Jesus will fix everything. I KNOW He cares and that He can do it… but after a year of living in utter misery and abject hell, I don’t know what to do but keep clinging to Him for redemption.
Sorry for the huge depressing message. If you could just say a prayer for the restoration of my family, that would be so appreciated. I just don’t know what to do but beg God to fix everything.
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Ever notice that the people who say “Jesus spent time with prostitutes and tax collectors” crowd fails to also mention he asked them to repent?
Jesus didn’t tell prostitutes to keep having sex for money. He told them that they could be saved in Him. Jesus didn’t tell tax collectors to keep stealing.
“And Zacchaeus stood and said to the Lord, “Behold, Lord, the half of my goods I give to the poor. And if I have defrauded anyone of anything, I restore it fourfold.” And Jesus said to him, “Today salvation has come to this house, since he also is a son of Abraham. For the Son of Man came to seek and to save the lost.””
Luke 19:8-10 ESV
Zacchaeus was a social outcast for being a tax collector, but Jesus associated with Him. Zaccheus became a believer and immediately repented, paying back money he stole and selling half of his possessions to the poor.
Jesus didn’t affirm the theft nor did He accept the crimes of Zacchaeus. Nor did he accept Zacchaeus where he was. Zacchaeus lived a sinful life of luxury and theft.
Why can most people understand this concept, yet suddenly think they can continue in their sexual sins unabated?
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And I’m proud to be an American
Where at least I have AC
And I won’t forget the HVAC guy
Who gave that right to me
And I’ll proudly stand up
Next to him
And install one here today
Cause there ain’t no doubt
I love cool air
God bless the USA!
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So you’re saying illegal immigrants SHOULD be paid less than minimum wage and work on farms rather than open the jobs to American citizens with competitive wages?
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Once I went to @ChickfilA with a 4 year old and two year old, and just dad (me) with them. The staff helped me with a high chair and two plastic table mats.
I carried the two year old over to get some ketchup when she suddenly projectile vomited all over myself and the floor. It was so bad that I just took off my shirt and threw it away.
Staff immediately rushed toward me, cleaned up the vomit, helped escort my four year old to the car with me, and rushed back inside to get our food and put it in to go bags.
When my two year old cried about not having a toy (it was covered in vomit) someone went back in to get her another one.
Oh and they refilled my drink.
People ask why they have loyal customers.
THIS is why.
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If your pastor is too afraid to tell you from the pulpit that homosexual sex is wrong, you attend an adult daycare, not a church.
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Some people call themselves Christians and believe that Jesus fed thousands with a single meal, raised others from the dead, and helped the blind see.
But they think Jesus is NOT powerful enough to forgive a penitent ex porn star.
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I never get pushback when I instruct men to be better.
When I ask women to be better it’s always filled with complaints and exceptions.
If women want to know why the manosphere says they are allergic to accountability, look no further.
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I could use a great deal of prayer today as I’m going through a terrible season of life.
Thank you.
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If you want to make a progressive Christian mad, tell them that loving God means obeying His commands.
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My four year old’s new favorite song is “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt” and she knows how to ask Alexa to play it.
Please pray for me in this difficult season.
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Could everyone pray for wife?
She has a chronic illness she’s suffering from and not much is working.
It’s very hard on her and all of us.
Do what you do best, X. Cover her in prayer.
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Sometimes God delays you for a reason.
I moved a piano yesterday with friends so we had a Uhaul and lots of gear. Everything was successful but when we got home, I realized that I’d left my hand truck at the other person’s home.
Ugh! Now I had to drive 40 mins to get it!!
However, on the way there, I talked to my mother who’s having terrible sleep difficulties and I was able to calm her nerves and give a few tips she hadn’t tried for insomnia.
It was after hours when I returned the U-Haul truck, and the wind and rain were fierce. But I met a woman there who was all alone and very confused about how to return her truck. She was near tears, but I managed to patiently walk her through the process while she waited for her Uber to arrive.
I would have missed both of these opportunities had I remembered to pack my hand truck.
God has a purpose behind things that seem annoying and frustrating in the moment.
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Hey there, believers on X. Some of you may remember that I have a close friend, an atheist, who was diagnosed with stage 4 liver cancer and given 2 years to live. It’s been a great struggle for me and the family and many of you have been praying for him.
He tells me that he has rededicated his life to God!
That was about four weeks ago, and I suppose I hadn’t shared it as I didn’t believe. Shame on me. He’s been faithful since then; it’s been a radical turnaround.
I just got a text and we surprisingly have some GOOD news!
The tumor in his colon has shrunk 95% and doctors have NO idea how or why. It should be completely gone in a few months.
He still has dozens of tumors in his liver, but they’re working on a machine that he can wear to attack them and se rid it helps. This also increases his chances regarding a liver transplant. Normally cancer patients can’t get them but if he’s improving that helps him!
I still have no idea what this will all mean. But we have had two pieces of excellent news!
Keep praying, for I think it’s the only explanation for the shrinking tumor. The oncologists told us that they can’t explain why it has practically disappeared.
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If nothing else, thank Donald Trump for utterly exposing the snakes masquerading as Christian leaders.
Most of us had no idea how bad it had gotten.
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Most white Catholics want him because he’s against gay marriage and the trans agenda. Black people need to see how much the Left would hate him to learn how evil their “leftist friends” really are.
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Tip: if someone claims to be a Christian, but supports abortion, you are under no obligation to take them seriously on any matter of spiritual or moral significance.
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I agree that the Bible is clear in condemning homosexuality.
But if we call it out while fornicating or watching pornography, we’ve no leg to stand on.
Sexual sin is wrong. All of it.
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A somber reminder that our Christian brethren around the world are persecuted for Christ in ways we cannot imagine. Prayers for all their loved ones. Lord have mercy.
🇸🇾 BREAKING: A Suicide Bomber has blown himself up inside an Orthodox Church in Damascus, Syria during Sunday Mass.
25 people have died and 80 people have been hospitalized, with 30 of those in critical condition.
This is horrific. Please pray for Syrian Christians.
🙏🙏🙏
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Part of the reason I voted Trump is simple: I live in the swing state of PA. I’m not just voting for myself; I am doing it for all of YOU.
People in Ruby red or Sapphire blue districts might have the freedom to vote for Mickey Mouse, but I don’t.
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If the thought of slapping your wife, even as a joke, makes you sick?
Congrats on being normal.
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“He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.””
Revelation 21:4 ESV
This world is not our home.
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One of my favorite things on X is watching atheists and agnostics lecture believers about “Christian values”.
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Don’t like pedophilia? Don’t abuse kids.
Don’t like murder? Don’t kill anyone.
Don’t like theft? Don’t steal.
Don’t like slavery? Don’t own one .
Don’t like corruption? Don’t take bribes.
If you don’t like something then just don’t do it.
It’s that simple.
Stop trying to control other people’s lives.
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Yes, she did porn. Giving away all her money doesn’t prove her salvation. I hope she tithes it but it’s not like she stole it.
She could have made even more money by keeping her OF going, but she shut it down. She’s stopped doing porn. Apparently she just got married? I think she’s putting forth an honest effort and therefore I am rooting for her success in Christ.
What did she do with the $9 million she made on OnlyFans? Unless she gives it to a Christian charity, I don’t see how she’s changed.
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This is where I’m starting to get uncomfortable.
It’s one thing to hold lefties in power accountable.
But this is just an average person with a terrible opinion. She’s not harming anyone. What lesson is derived from this?
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Prayer request: my wife has been very sick today and mostly bedridden. Prayers that she feels well. Thanks.
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If you think you have nothing to live for, remember Christ found you worthy enough to die for. You aren’t meant to handle life alone. Come home to Jesus and let down your burdens you were never supposed to carry.
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This man is too stupid to know that Jesus was documented. They went to Bethlehem for a census; you know, to DOCUMENT themselves.
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Paul murdered Christians yet wrote the great epistles of our faith.
Peter hacked off a man’s ear but taught us to cast our cares upon God.
Jonah ran away from God, yet his ministry saved 100,000 lives.
David slept with a married woman and killed her husband.
The fact that these people all sinned in many terrible ways does not invalidate the Holy Spirit inspiration of their words. God works through flawed vessels. We must learn not to repeat their mistakes, yet also recognize the presence of God in their teachings. Both can be true at the same time.
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Young men, if you want to get a girlfriend , don’t watch porn.
It will change the way you see women and the world. You will be more attractive than 75% of guys by default, and you can land a quality woman.
Porn is an anti population psyop; don’t fall for it.
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My wife texted me “Your great!” and I said “No, you’re great!!”
She was in a wonderful mood all day!
Guys, women love it when you correct their grammar.
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Ever notice that the “Jesus was a socialist!” crowd forgets to mention that Jesus asked tax collectors to repay money they stole?
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Ok, God doesn’t approve of homosexuality, and the Bible says as much.
“Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.”
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 ESV
Wait a moment.
God isn’t only opposed to homosexuality.
Anyone in MAGA drink too much? Anyone greedy for money? Anyone have a non biblical divorce and remarry? Anyone cheat on their spouse?
Anyone sleeping with their girlfriend/boyfriend?
Congratulations; YOU are in the same boat. You can’t single out homosexuality and ignore the rest. It’s ALL sinful.
But remember, there’s good news!
“And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.”
1 Corinthians 6:11 ESV
And such WERE some of you!!!
We can repent of our sins, turn to Jesus, and be washed clean. Not because we deserve it, but because Jesus paid it all.
So rather than hyper focus on one man’s sin, let us all be aware of our own, and let us share the news that in Christ, there is new life and freedom.
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Man who wrote underage sex scenes into his books finds it strange elites would silence underage rape victims.
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If you guys treated transgenderism like a mental illness, then this wouldn’t have happened.
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I’m getting sick of this.
Lots of people who say “faith alone” are suddenly telling me that it’s not enough to save Nala. It makes me wonder if they even believe what they claim.
I get it: she made prON and that’s immoral. But she didn’t steal the money; she gave her immoral customers exactly what they wanted. And she did it when she wasn’t a Christian.
Mind you; I think a large tithe or a charitable donation from her would be a good faith gesture on her part, but that’s between her and God, not you and I.
Nor is she required to prove this to the world any more than her OF subscribers must demonstrate how much money they spent on her to be “truly saved” or to “prove they quit their prOn addiction”.
Why must we add so many additional forms of penance to her? Are we priests? Did God ask us to do His job of convicting her? Are we to place ourselves in God’s shoes because we think He’s incompetent?
Believe her or don’t believe her. But enough with these purity tests. It’s “woke”.
Former Onlyfans prostitute Nala Rey refuses to give away the money she earned selling her body online, affirming that her faith alone is sufficient for salvation.
Follow: @AFpost
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She’s got nearly $500,000 now.
Can we call a grift a grift yet? Or must she make a million bucks before some of you admit it?
I have mutuals with cancer who can’t even raise $2000…
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I’ve been feeling down and depressed and was lying down.
4.5 year old came in with her plastic medicine bad and stethoscope. She checked out my eyes, ears, heart, lungs, and throat, then put a bandaid on my forehead.
And I adore her 😇
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Ok people, Trump is president.
Learn from the mistakes of the past.
You don’t get to go on vacation just because he’s in office.
Serve God, further the gospel, hold your elected officials responsible, and expect salvation from no one but Jesus.
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