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At this point I reckon he’d roll up his sleeves and help out in the kitchen just to be at the club.
🚨| @ptgorst: Federico Chiesa is training with Liverpool's Under-21s ahead of the first sessions with his new senior team-mates upon their return next week.
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I’ve never suggested us signing a player purely based on how they look before but we might have to investigate this fella at the least
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If I’m Isak - I’m agreeing to play.
But.
Go through the motions, warm-up, then when the whistle blows just jog around. Don’t bother chasing the ball or making runs. Just ball watch around midfield. Forces them to immediately sub you off and I guarantee you’re sold the next day.
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Jeff: "We got to Chris Kamara outside Buckingham Palace, where the Queen has died. What's the news, Chris?"
Kamara: "I don't know Jeff, has she?"
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If Elon bought Liverpool I’d quit following the club and probably football all together. You are an absolute sell-out soulless cunt if you want him to buy our club.
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Burn trying to have a go at Alisson at the end, trying to goad him, but Alisson is comforting him like a dad who just helped a kid who fell off their bike.
He didn’t know how to react so he stormed off 😂😂
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This you?
And to all Liverpool fans that have nothing else to do than to come to a Man City player account, I’m also sorry for you but for the wrong reasons...😂 pathetic... go celebrate your titles, or try to find a partner, drink a beer with a friend, read a book...🤦🏻♂️ so many options!😅
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Clubs That Beat Liverpool To A Signing:
Chelsea - Caicedo, Lavia
Arsenal - Zubimendi
Spurs - MVDV
City - Marmoush
United - Yoro
Clubs That Won The League:
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Harvey Elliott is head and shoulders better than Curtis Jones. No idea why it’s not Jones on the market instead. Harvey should be kept.
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Chiesa simply isn’t worth cashing in on for £12M. His chant alone is worth £12M.
Keep him. Let him mentor Gio and support our lads up front. #LFC
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A new challenge could’ve been actually marking a man, or learning defensive positioning. But to each their own.
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Klopp got Henderson, Milner, Shaqiri & Origi to stage a comeback against a Barcelona side with Suarez, Messi, Busquets, Pique & Alba.
He had the likes of Lovren, Woodburn & Brewster on the bench.
Arteta didn’t inspire a comeback. He gave his side permission to fail.
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Weird how Newcastle are allowed to underbid the asking price but it’s only offensive if Liverpool does?
🚨 Exclusive: Newcastle make a £35m+£5m offer to Brentford for Yoane Wissa.
Wissa has made it clear to Newcastle he wants the move.🐝
🤝 @alex_crook
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For the first time ever, Liverpool managed to sign a mercenary player who came in, did the job, won the lot, and then pissed off at a good time for a great fee.
Absolute result.
All the best to Diaz. He will go wild in the Bundesliga next season. #LFC
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Does Lampard think by causing confrontation with top managers somehow makes them his equal?
Because it just seems desperate for validation.
Old friends Lampard and Mourinho are exchanging a few words on the touchline here at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium.
Watch live now on Sky Sports Football 📺
Follow online here: trib.al/zp2IWid
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This is tradition. You honor the champions. Suddenly it’s a debated practice after we win it? Nah. Not having that.
🚨 𝗜𝗡𝗙𝗢: Arsenal are expected to give Liverpool a guard of honour at Anfield this weekend, @MikeKeegan_DM.
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Fair play to Ekitike man
He’s spent over 5 hours flying to get medically tested for 2 days & sign, then immediately fly 14+ hours to HK and now meeting everyone for the first time in front of thousands. All within roughly 72ish hours.
Hell of a way to get onboarded
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No Salah?
No Firmino?
No Naby?
Robertson forced off?
3 goal deficit?
Against Messi?
Against Barcelona?
NO.
PROBLEM.
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Ole Gunnar didn't just get Cardiff relegated.
He got them relegated, spent a fuck ton of money, ruined several great players and had Cardiff headed for a second drop before he got sacked.
This is gonna be awesome.
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To concede his first goal:
It took Alisson almost leaving his box, attempting to Cruyff turn a striker, and STILL nearly made the save after a 15 yard dead sprint
I absolutely love the mad bastard. Worth every cent. #LFC
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The whole league thinks our fans are crying right now; while every single person is on their feet singing their hearts out and setting off flares.
I fucking love this club.
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Trent knew whatever price tag Liverpool set - Madrid wouldn’t pay it. So he ran down his contract.
Now they won’t even pay a small fee to get him in time for a CWC.
Trent, you are such a fucking moron for doing this.
[🟢] BREAKING: Real Madrid have asked Liverpool to release Trent Alexander-Arnold for free so he can play in the group stages of the Club World Cup.
They have not made a financial offer to #LFC & simply hope they will relent and allow the right-back to join.
[@JBurtTelegraph]
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£70,000,001 and he’s all yours @Arsenal
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What kills me about Jota - beyond him being utterly class at FIFA and having an esports team in his spare time
Was that he was genuinely the most menacing header of a ball I’ve ever seen for a fella so unimposing in stature 😂
No idea how he did it every time, but bloody lethal
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One of the worst things a club can do is rapidly sell off the long-term club figures and bring in too many new faces at once.
Rebuilds have to be gradual or else it destabilizes the club. It has literally never worked, and Man Utd is a prime example of that.
Keep Robbo. #LFC
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Virgil van Dijk set the standard for defense in world football.
The entirety of Europe was desperately tracking to see if a player could just get past him. Monumental player with unparalleled abilities who won the biggest prize in Europe.
For him not to win is an absolute joke.
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I genuinely can’t even imagine him with a real face. It’s like imagining @SamMcGuire90 isn’t Patrick Bateman
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Me during sex: Pleasure me.
Her: Here's Carragher, trying to stay cool. Finds Mellor
Me: Huh?
Her: lovely cushioned header for GERRARD!
Me and Her: OOHHHH YA BEAUTY! WHAT A HIT SON! WHAT. A. HIT!
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Ngumoha using just “Rio” on his kit
Aura. Class. Iconic.
Alexander-Arnold using just “Trent” on his kit
Gross. Soulless. Rat.
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Coutinho celebrating every Bayern goal against his boyhood favourite club that he literally cried & faked injuries to leave us for.
Zero shame in the Coutinho Correia household.
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Tomorrow:
The FA has banned Harvey Elliott for 28 days for mimicking Pep Guardiola in a hateful way.
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Shaqiri just did EXACTLY what Harry Kane does every match and immediately gets called for a foul.
Theses refs are so insanely inconsistent hypocrites it's actually enraging
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"Divock Origi has ended every club he has scored against.
Everton? Dead. Celebrating corners not even the same for them anymore.
Barcelona? Dead. Can't stop talking about that night.
Spurs? 14th & sacked Poch. Dead.
He's the biggest thing to happen to Liverpool since Shankly"
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If Naby Keita revives Daniel Sturridge's Liverpool career, he's already a legend in my eyes.
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The Athletic have absolutely nailed it with this video on Ekitike. Not only why he’s a bad fit for Chelsea, but why he’d be excellent for Liverpool. #LFC
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Trent: 1 goal, 13 assists
Robertson: 13 assists
Virgil: 6 goals, 4 assists
Matip: 1 goal
Liverpool's defence has a combined 38 goal contributions this season. Insane.
#LFC
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If we signed Gravenberch this season instead of last, and he put in the same two performances he’s already put in — nobody would be moaning about a DM. That’s fact.
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Mourinho: "Everyone has invested and then you’ve got Liverpool buying anything and everybody."
This is like a prostitute being judgemental of a pornstar.
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Liverpool have sportswear companies literally going to court to fight over who is going to pay us hundreds of millions of pounds to wear their clothes.
Absolutely massive. #LFC
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Harry Kane is genuinely one of the biggest cheating gobshites in the game & the British media is outrageously bias in his favour.
Liverpool FC
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Gomez looks almost sad - I hope he knows how much we all absolutely love him and wish he was able to play today.
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Gravenberch
Gravenberch, Thuram
Gravenberch, Thuram, Koné
Gravenberch, Thuram, Koné, Barella
𝗦𝘇𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘀𝘇𝗹𝗮𝗶
Ignacio
Ignacio, Van de Ven
Ignacio, Van de Ven, Bastoni
Ignacio, Van de Ven, Bastoni, Colwill
⬅️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲
#LFC
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- Got on TripAdvisor
- Booked a holiday
- Packed
- Flew out
- Checked in at the hotel
- Popped down to the beach for a meal
- Took a pic and instead of sharing with his mates or family; tweeted it with Liverpool as the subject matter
The levels of rattled here are astonishing
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Edwards and Co. should let their entire network know that once Robertson’s contract is done, Tyler Alexander-Arnold is banned from the club.
Fuck him and fuck that whole family.
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In the most unexpected twist of the season, Taki has been inducted to the Brazilian crew
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Brad Jones saving the penalty after our backup goalkeeper was sent off and immediately pointing to the sky after his son Luca had just passed away.
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You can still adore Klopp and wholeheartedly disagree with his stance on Trent.
I know twitter acts like disagreement = hatred, but that’s not sensible. He got it wrong on Trent.
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"People just don't understand what Lallana offers to the team. His pressing is incredible & he works his socks off. There's a reason Klopp likes him"
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Doctor: "I don't understand. You're 28, exercise vigorously, eat healthy, no prior history of heart disease - how is this possible??!"
Me: "Doctor, are you familiar with a man by the name of Dejan Lovren?"
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⏰Reminder⏰
- Champions League golden glove
- 19 League apps, 10 cleansheets, 3 losses
- 3rd Youngest Goalkeeper
- Became first choice in January
1 game doesn't erase what was a impressive & promising season. #LFC
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Alisson doing tricks in the pissing down rain during a crucial match with a 1 goal cushion.
Dude has balls the size of Antarctica
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Harvey crying has done me in.
His passion for this club is second to none. Absolutely gutted. #LFC
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"Sheffield United here bearing down on goal"
Fabinho:
nitter.app/FtbIJamess/status/1178…
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