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I been a defender of Disney Star Wars for a long time. I can’t do it anymore. Look at this shit
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Remember this tweet. This lady or her twin will be reincarnation by the witches who impregnate Shmi Skywalker by the Force and she is reborn as Anakin Skywalker
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Really? Called the cops over a joke...
joke:
"How many people here are from the Middle East?”
A few people clapped
“Well it only takes one of us…”
then, after a laugh break
“… to tell a joke!”
Then someone called 911
This happened to me last night @OTHComedyClub in Naples, Florida! An audience member called 9-11 on me because “they feared for their lives” over a joke I told on stage. That’s never happened to me or any comedian I believe. Fucking crazy man. The cops were even like “WTF”? 🤦🏻♂️👮🏻♂️
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Anakin couldn't kill Palpatine..... Luke couldn't kill Palpatine... Vader couldn't kill Palpatine..... step aside boys.. this December Palpatine will finally be killed by the one person that can do what the boys never could.......
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Hollywood remembers #CarrieFisher, please add you thoughts on Carrie in the videos comment section! #starwars piped.video/FpufwLxH_HU
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#therearemoreofus #swtwt (edited with the HATE, so fans can see it is OUT THERE)
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Carrie Fisher's mom and Princess Leia's mom both died of a broken heart. #sad
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Hey Lucasfilm can you cast @HamillHimself has Indy’s new colleague for Indiana Jones 5? I want to see Hamill & Ford have an epic adventure together again.
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Sure he will not read it but thank you @rianjohnson for “The Last Jedi”. ;)
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Remember when you watch Star Wars there's a guy in tight pink daisy dukes shorts holding the boom mike
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We all love and miss Carrie Fisher but please don’t forget we also lost Kenny “R2” Baker and this will be the first film without him.
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Rick McCallum the man that should have taken over Star Wars. He was trained by Lucas.
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Chewbacca rips unkar plutt arm off, in #StarWars The Force Awakens
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If jar jar can step in shit, and TPM can also have a fart joke. Then yes. This is Star Wars. It’s a lot funnier than fart jokes.
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Sad news. Star Wars producer Gary Kurtz has pasted away. This man is as important to Star Wars as George Lucas. Without Gary Star Wars may have never been made. RIP Gary
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This one photo sums up the 90s for me. The independent film boom and the Generation X style. This was my 90s. @ThatKevinSmith
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The coolest design for a school ever!!! If you don't see it, your not a Star Wars fan. #starwars
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Sorry @RianJohnson haters...its still on, even if The Zeroh says its not. (but Junkman...he just saying that cause he can't say anything about it being canceled: They why ever answer the tweet?)
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Walt Disney Studios announces Han Solo movie, May 25, 2018
variety.com/2015/film/news/h…
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“I hated the last Jedi so I hope the next Star Wars movie fails at the box office” -Toxic fan
“I hated the Last Jedi so I hope they make the next movie a lot better and we all love it” -Non-Toxic Fan
Know the difference.
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Well if yoda can be funny and do funny stuff in ESB and he isn’t a comedic relief why can’t Luke. Hate TLJ is one things. But no need to find things to nitpick about.
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This is the only movie in my adult life that has made me feel like I did when I was 10 and seating in a theater watching Return of the Jedi. Is it one of the best movie I ever seen? No. Is it one of the best times I had at the movies? Yes.
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No film in my adult life will ever be better than these. Cause it’s part of my childhood. It’s part of me. These are NOT movies. They are part of my DNA. They, without a doubt, make up who I am today. Without them I wouldn’t be who I am.
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Most Star Wars fans like
A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
1 of the prequels
Lightsaber
Some of the toys
Other fans
Rogue One
Most of Mando
Heir to the Empire
Yet all I hear is how “Star Wars fans hate everything”
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In honor of #BettyWhite birthday, happy birthday Betty! #starwars
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Ready to feel old? @HamillHimself is now 5 years older than Alec Guinness was when filming Star Wars.
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We haven't forgotten James! So Happy Birthday @jamesearljones
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This is, as I can find on the whole @rianjohnson called people that didn't like "The Last Jedi Manbabies" Yep, thats it.. they took this tweet and said it means if you don't like a movie Rian called you a man baby. That's it, thats what triggered some fans.
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In an interview for the Star Wars DVD in the 90s @HamillHimself didn’t even know the name of the Falcon. ;(
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Sorry, Rey isn't a HERO for GIRLS! Rey is a HERO for us all! She not just a role model for young girls, she a role model for boys also
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Did Judith on #TheWalkingDead look familiar? She also played young Rey in The Force Awakens. #StarWars
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Best moment in Star Wars
44%
I am your father scene
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Rey & Kylo finally kiss
5,106 votes • Final results
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Check out @iam_jlc on "Bring Back #StarWars" popup at the home of #CarrieFisher unannouched for a interview. piped.video/h5RjXyRgyzk
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Obi-wan wanted to kill Anakin for turning, and Luke for a second, wanted to kill Kylo for turning... yet I never read fans upset that Obi-wan wanted to take out Anakin.. or at Yoda for telling Obi-wan he had to take anakin out
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