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Homeless man asked me for money but we literally in the same situation, my fit just harder lol
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That Key & Peele skit was too accurate
Barack Obama dapping up the players on Team USA
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Man this story was funny. Dwyane Wade talking about breaking Kobe’s nose and his response to it
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😭😭😭
Proposing to me after I win gold?? Baby you’ll never hear from me again! Had to make it about you.
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Old heads don’t shop at Home Depot no more?? Recipes getting lost.
Man orders drill online from AliExpress, but receives printed photo of one instead: tinyurl.com/bdf7mnmb?utm_sou…
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This easily the worst fit ever. No debate.
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Is this not the same question?
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Whoever fried a fitted cap, just know you’re gonna end up in the FBI most wanted list
This is the sandwich y’all were fighting people over?
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Stuffed pancakes.. hol up
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LMFAOOOOO
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Kobe found out before a game Tracy McGrady was having back problems and this what followed lmaoo
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Air fryer went out yesterday, so I’m trying something new!
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An entanglement that led to a marriage
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Kendrick dropping that song on 9/11 makes this meme 10x funnier
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Y’all be picking the cotton out of medicine bottles???
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That time Miguel performed a wrestling move on a fan. #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade
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Ok
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This was a mess lmao. #TwitterMomentsOfTheDecade
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Twitter used to harass Jalen Rose daughter with “81” tweets lmaooo
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LMFAOOOOOOOOO IM DEAD
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“Zion Williamson will not return tonight.”
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*Michael Jordan dribbles* The Bad Boy Pistons:
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Young Thug lawyer was out here telling women how to play their role with a street nigga lmfaooo
Community note
This is not Young Thugs lawyer, she is the attorney for Tenquarius Mender in the YSL RICO trial whom of which was severed from the trial. Source: timesnownews.com/world/who-is-n…
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Replying to @iamcardib
It’s a lot of chaos in this world right now, a yola off might bring some peace 🙏🏾
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Jill Scott and Anthony Hamilton on the same track
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Iggy: Our training staff wasn’t very transparent Warriors:
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2K so trash lmaoooooooooooo
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What’s the funniest tweet of 2020?
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Ace Bailey
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Replying to @rahsh33m
This crazier
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Lord carry him now 🕊️
People in Spider-Man costumes messing up at kid parties will never not be funny
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Twitter used to really lock ya account if you tweeted too much. We high key need that back.
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Replying to @BattleRapBum
Rick Ross rapping about Wingstop >>> UK niggas rapping about tea and crumpets
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You could see Buddy Hield smile from space
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Replying to @KNNYMILLS
This man really be all over BR lmao
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Youngboy: “AND HER BITCHASS DADDY” T.I:
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Replying to @lekurokami
They put Bernie everywhere except the White House
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Replying to @1Creamo
Lmfaoooooooo
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Teddy Ray was really hilarious
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Kobe and Wade had some fun battles, but this was probably their most memorable matchup. Kobe got the best of Wade
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Fight breaks out between #LSU-Florida players. Leonard Fournette and a Florida assistant coach shove each other.
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Replying to @ddlovato
White people burning down the Capitol and your solution is to record music
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Here's Yasiel Puig's full quote on Carlos Correa's bat flip:
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Replying to @GarrettWelch13
Yeah he knew what he was doing
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Replying to @Gresham2x
Yeah he’s just Henry Ruggs with a better lawyer
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You could’ve tweeted this months ago
BREAKING: Donald Trump wins Mississippi. #APracecall at 7:00 p.m. CST. #Election2020
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Hackers when they get into my bank accounts
🚨Hackers claim to have stolen every American's Social Security number, address, & other personal information
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McGrady and Kobe emulated each other
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Replying to @murdamamitianni
Free him, stay strong gang 💯
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Lmaooooooo still
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Replying to @dirtywhite_
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Entanglement goals
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Metro in a few days:
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Replying to @Gresham2x
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Replying to @YahooSports
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The only scientist that can stop the coronavirus
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Replying to @Gresham2x
Man I thought he was done for
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Lmao all these niggas crowded Keith Sweat at a club
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screenshots of Gresham2x tweets are too jokes bro
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Replying to @druski
“Pot, joint…think about it, Jesus has us all jointed together” lmfaooooooo
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Replying to @ItsJabrone
Diddy when Meek started rapping
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This exchange went from 100 to 0
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Me talking about this photo
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They had to FREE MILL in order to KILL BILL‼️
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Replying to @lifewithnick_
That thang moving like a military family good lawd 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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“Dame time, pacific time, central time, military time, don’t matter Pels in four.”
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Replying to @vigorish_flavor
Use words man wtf are you saying lmfao
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When the DJ cuts off Wipe Me Down before Boosie’s verse nitter.app/recordsANDradio/status…
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Replying to @EBK_Koff
Where she at? I got something fa her
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“How else am I going to get my medicine?” A solution:
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Cowboy fans gotta be stopped
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And kept performing like nothing happened
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“My bad I thought I was fine men”
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This little man need to retire
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😭😭😭
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RIP Chadiwick Boseman, man. So young, so talented.
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Imagine tryna open this in a house with 16 people
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Real R&B is back
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Replying to @Woke_Batman
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August was singing his heart about Jada. Boy this nigga was hurting
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Bruh what are these socks
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Here's why Rich HIll took his time on the mound to pitch to Yuli Gurriel:
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Replying to @Aimn2pleasee
Don’t even know how she became a lawyer lmfao
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First time I seen the Browns in the Super Bowl
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LMAOOOO
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Me at Best Buy checkout after I got her to buy me a PS5 when I had the money to get it
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Replying to @TheOXGodOR
He’d be alive if he ran an out route instead of a go route smh
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Popeyes social media person after clocking out
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Replying to @ThanksApproved
🧐
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Final results!
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