Texan, free speech advocate, 2A supporter, science and technology nerd, former IT guy, dog dad, and occasional rabble-rouser.

Texas, USA
Imagine being an adult and so mentally feeble that you’d let someone manipulate you into vandalizing a Tesla with 9 cameras and sentry mode.
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Fixed it for you.
Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸
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The real Super Bowl is happening in Washington DC right now. It’s the Patriots vs The Stealers.
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With Tesla no engine means room to pack a little extra freedom 🇺🇸
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I’m a proud Tesla owner, Texan, and all that implies. FAFO 🇨🇱
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PSA: Attempting to burn a Tesla in Texas can cause lead poisoning.
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Now here's a proper Cybertruck tailgate setup 🇺🇸
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Today I went with my friends to test drive a Tesla Model X. Here’s one experiencing FSD for the first time: 45 unregretted user seconds of joy and amazement.
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PSA: not all Tesla owners are liberal, and we drive a Tesla because it’s an insanely good product. The environment has nothing to do with it.
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Non-Tesla owners telling me that their cars also have full self driving capabilities.
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I loved my Model 3 and then one day I was in for service and the Tesla rep was like “do you want to test drive a Model S while you wait” and then this happened.
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Non-Tesla owners telling me their cars also have full self-driving capabilities.
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Just in from a coworker. “Tesla FSD saved me from being pit maneuvered at 75 on the highway. The car jerked over, and I had no idea why. I didn’t see him coming at all.” Life-saving technology.
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Non-Tesla owners telling me that their cars also have full self-driving capabilities.
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A recent photo of my now presidential electric chariot - the Tesla Model S 🔥
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Electric cars will displace ICE vehicles at an increasing pace, even without taxpayer-funded adoption, because they are simply better cars.
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Tomorrow, the wife and I go all electric with the addition of a 2025 Tesla Model Y. I'll never buy another gasoline-powered vehicle, and neither should you.
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Non-Tesla owners telling me that their cars also have full self-driving capabilities.
Replying to @TechOperator
For years we used to call it Traffic Jam Assistant but I guess FSD sounds more modern 🫣. Anyway happy for you finally experiencing 2020 perks :-))
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Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) is something you think you do not need—until you try it. And then it hits you. And you will never want to buy another vehicle without FSD.
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Tesla doesn’t have brand damage; the haters have brain damage.
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I stand with Tesla and ALL of its awesome employees 🫡
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This weekend, two of my coworkers received their new Tesla Model S, and we all eagerly made our way to work this morning to capture these shots.
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Non-Tesla owners telling me they ‘have full self-driving’ too.
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One ride in a Tesla and you will quickly realize gasoline powered cars are obsolete.
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Time to think differently about Tesla FSD. * I like to drive * * I’m not giving up control * * I don’t see the value * Try instead: * Elderly maintaining independence * * The end of drunk driving * * Freedom for the disabled * Remember it’s not all about you, all the time.
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Fact: ICE drivers are far more concerned about EV charging than EV owners are, and that says it all. ⚡️
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Tesla is built different. Yesterday my dad and I attended a big opening party in Plano, TX for the newest area Service Center and Gallery. Among the many displays and activities, they had an "Ask a Tech" table set up where you could, well, ask a tech. My Dad had been having a GPS Accuracy issue with his Model Y for the past few weeks, so we spoke with these gentlemen about it. After the tech explained some GPS basics such as antenna location and calibration, he asked if my Dad had anything attached to his USB ports. My Dad had just added another hub recently (he loves to have a million devices) and thought the issue may have started around that time. Apparently, an unshielded USB accessory can cause interference with the GPS system, among other things. The tech suggested disconnecting the USB accessories and performing a soft two-button reset. Sure enough, it worked and the GPS accuracy issue was fixed. They also had stations for DIY demos for wiper changes, air filters, and detailing in addition to vehicle demos, food, and adoptable dogs from a local pet shelter. We saw a small light show, petted some dogs, drove a Cybertruck, talked to lots of awesome employees, and had a great time. And best of all we avoided a service visit for what ended up being a simple but perplexing GPS issue. Time well spent!
Replying to @tesla_na
We're also having a big opening party in Plano if you'd like to swing by 12pm to 4pm, Tesla Plano-Lexington tesla.com/event/lexington-gr…
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I just took four coworkers to lunch in my Model S - FSD door-to-door. They were all gobsmacked and won’t stop talking about it, and now productivity is way down this afternoon. Note to self - next time, give FSD demo drives at the END of the day.
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ICE drivers repeatedly tell me that a Tesla is no fun to drive. Tell me you've never driven a Tesla without telling me you've never driven a Tesla.
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A guy stopped by my office yesterday, one I had not seen in a while. This guy works at a huge tech firm that we contract with. I have a Cybertruck model and Time Magazine with Elon on the cover over in the corner of my office. He asked if I had a Cybertruck. I pointed out the window at my Model S, and he asked how I liked it. I told him ‘Well it drove me to work today’ - want to see? I pulled up my last full drive and showed him the video, he was dumbfounded. ‘When I come back next week can I have a ride’ he asked. Not an unusual story, but it reminded me how so many people outside our sphere do know about Tesla Full Self Driving, even ‘tech bros’. I’ll record the drive next week because this week he didn’t even know it existed and next week he’s going to have his mind blown.
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FSD is not always about you. * I like to drive * * I’m not giving up control * * I don’t see the value* Try instead: * Elderly maintaining independence * * The end of drunk driving* * Freedom for the disabled * Time to elevate your thinking.
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I had a coworker stop by my desk today and ask, “Hey Tim, is that your red Tesla in the parking lot?” I replied yes. He said he was interested in getting one, had been doing some reading, and was not sure what to believe. Of particular interest were FSD and some of the car's safety features. I said, “How about I just show you?” So we went down to the lot for a quick overview. He asked some more about FSD, so I said, “How about we just try it?”. We jumped in, and I had the car drive us around the block (navigated home, then canceled after it left, and navigated back to work. Guys, the look on his face as he said, “That’s amazing. “This is incredible. “This is nothing like my wife’s Mercedes.” He understood it still needed to be supervised, but he wanted it for rush hour traffic specifically. I told him, “We in the Tesla community like to say butts in seats, and now you know why.” We ended the drive, and I texted him my referral code along with an ASS video and let him know I’d be happy to answer questions anytime. I will let you all know if I see that referral order, but we have another fan after today regardless.
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Is it me, or do all these Cybertruck thumbs down guys give off a White Dudes for Harris vibe?
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"WHeRe aRe yOU gOiNG to CHaRgE YoUr EV in RurAL aREAS?"
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I don’t know about you, but I am done buying gas and oil changes. ⚡️
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Tesla doesn’t have brand damage; the haters have brain damage.
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Breaking: dad just ordered his 4th Tesla
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I'm amazed people will avoid an EV becuase they take long trips 2X a year, yet stop weekly for gas (waiting in long Costco lines to save a buck) when you can easily charge at home. Then there's the time wasted on emissions inspections, oil changes, etc. There's no range issue with EVs, but there is a mindset shift required in that you almost never need to go from fully empty to full.
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My mom just took delivery of her 2026 Model Y! She picked the best color. 😍
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I LOVED my M3P and then one day I was in for service and the Tesla rep was like “do you want to test drive a Model S while you wait” and then this happened.
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And just like that it was OK for Democrats to buy Teslas again.

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Most legacy automakers in 10 years.
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The entire Tesla service schedule is on a single sheet of paper. Try that, ICE manufacturers.
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The best transmission is no transmission.
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Dad’s Tesla Model Y just arrived in Dallas, delivery scheduled Saturday. Manufactured yesterday, 3/18, at Gigafactory Texas. Name another automaker who can operate this efficiently. I’ll wait.
Breaking: dad just ordered his 4th Tesla
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Someone accused me of being a Democrat for driving an EV. Since when did automotive drive trains become politically affiliated? A Tesla is just a better car.
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Non-Tesla owners telling me that their cars also have full self-driving capabilities.
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Introducing Rocket 🚀
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Dealerships are bandits and thieves, plain and simple. Arguing that the dealership model is better is just ridiculous.
Tesla’s direct-to-consumer model is leaving many drivers in frustration. Don Hall, CEO of the Virginia Automobile Dealers Association, breaks down why the franchise system still protects the customer. "The truth of the matter is this: we live in your communities, we're part of your communities, we've been around for generations, and we give a damn about our communities." "The fact of matter is that Tesla's model is not a model that gives you the kind of buying experience that you're entitled to and should have." "With franchise system, you got a choice, and you got a lot of folks who will compete and will do whatever it takes to earn your business and trust." - Thank you to our partner @getimpel! Check them out by visiting impel.ai/CDG
Community note
87% of Consumers Dislike Dealership Experience, Survey Finds. fi-magazine.com/322497/87-of-c
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Replying to @randomrecruiter
The PIP period is your paid opportunity to find something else, do not squander it.
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It's OK to order that Tesla you always wanted, conservative fiends. The ultimate MAGA mobiles are also the most American made vehicles on the road. I support President Trump, Elon Musk, and Tesla. 🇺🇸
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EVs are a ripoff because they cost the same but you get fewer parts.
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Achievement unlocked - deleted “gas” from the family budget ⚡️
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Road & Track states that charging an EV poses a health hazard due to the presence of tire particles and brake dust in the air. Let me head over to the gas station instead, where the toxic gasoline fumes can overwhelm the other pollutants, making it a much healthier option.
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I’ll never buy another vehicle without Tesla Full Self Driving, and I like to drive!
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ICE Owners: "I can refuel in 3 minutes." Also ICE Owners:
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Everyone is talking about the Tron update while Tesla quietly scales these robots in the background. 🦾
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Just woke up. No FSD 14. Going back to bed.
No shareholder invite and no FSD 14 - I’m a failure as a Tesla influencer. 🤣
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BuT iT TAkES 3 hoURs to CHaRgE… …my Tesla in my garage while I sleep.
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Why do people who have never driven a Tesla have such strong opinions?
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Some unfollows today. I have not posted much on my timeline, but have made some comments on others’ posts. To the unfollowers who may have been offended, good riddance. Here’s a picture of some Teslas for those of you who have stuck around.
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I love to drive, especially my Tesla. And yesterday I had a great drive until I hit a wall of traffic. I let FSD take over for 10 minutes while I sat back and relaxed. When traffic cleared, I grabbed the wheel and resumed driving. FSD isn’t about giving up control. It’s about giving up the stress and strain that ruins a drive.
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Imagine being so easily manipulated by the liberal media and politicians that you’d drive around with all these stickers on your $100K Tesla Model X.
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My favorite part of Tesla ownership is having people who drive gas cars tell me how terrible EVs are after I drove gas cars for 30 years.
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"We don't have the infrastructure to support a mass shift to EVs"
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The neighbors never get pissed at me for starting my Tesla at 5AM
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It’s amazing how many Tesla experts have never driven a Tesla.
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One. More. Day. ☀️ Model 3 Performance in Ultra Red delivers tomorrow. Rocket Incoming. 🚀
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Model S is still the best looking Tesla.
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Replying to @unusual_whales
Rebate checks with nearly 40 trillion in national debt is ludicrous.
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“I don't need Tesla Full Self-Driving (FSD) because I like to drive”. I like to drive too. However no one likes to drive all the time. Stop kidding yourself.
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Auto start-stop is a reason alone to switch to an EV.
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It’s difficult to believe that a Tesla owner would ever consider going back to a gas powered vehicle.
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EV Haters: I caN Pump GAs in 5 MINuTeS! You also have increased maintenance, exhaust sound/smells, engine heat, vibrations, drivetrain lag, a higher center of gravity increasing rollover risk, and poor acceleration relative to cost. But yes you can pump gas fast in the heat.
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I love it when ICE drivers educate me on EVs.
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In the next few years, we are going to see a massive shift in rapid depreciation - away from EVs and towards ICE. The gig is almost up.
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ICE drivers repeatedly tell me that a Tesla is no fun to drive. Tell me you've never driven a Tesla without telling me you've never driven a Tesla.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but the Model Y L is not a replacement for the Model X.
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There are a lot of people who think other auto manufacturers are nipping at Tesla’s heels when it comes to FSD. So, a challenge: Come on down to Dallas and have your vehicle, from any manufacturer, make the 30-minute commute from my home to my office like FSD does. I’ll wait.
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Ever sit at a stoplight, the light turns green, and you wonder why the car is not moving, only to realize you are driving manually and not using FSD?
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Replying to @GuyDealership
Arguing the dealership model is better is just retarded, sorry.
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Why do so many ICE owners feel compelled to share their knowledge on EV ownership?
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Stellantis, the parent company of Jeep, Dodge, and Ram, claims to have solved Level 3 autonomous driving (full self-driving) or FSD. However, as the market is not ready for such amazing technology, they are not releasing it at this time. Are you kidding me? 🤣 “The technology is fully developed and ready for deployment, however, the current market for Level 3 autonomous driving is very limited. We have made the strategic decision not to launch it at this time. Once the market opens up and becomes more receptive, we will move forward with introducing this advanced technology.” - Stellantis company spokesperson Dan Reid Claims by legacy automakers about level 3 autonomous driving are a joke. No one has anything even close to Tesla's AI-trained FSD.
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It’s about to happen - v14.0 next week!
Replying to @Jason
Version 14.0 goes into early wide release next week, then 14.1 about 2 weeks later and finally 14.2. The car will feel almost like it is sentient being by 14.2.
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I don’t know about you but I am done buying gas and getting oil changes⚡️
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Here’s a full listing of all automakers with AI directly integrated into the vehicles’ operating system. 1. Tesla
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I distinctly knew the age of the ICE vehicle was over the moment I drove my first Tesla. Note: I said drove my first Tesla, not my first ride in a Tesla. My Dad purchased a Model S back in 2017. It was a Metallic Blue 75 RWD. The sleekness, quality, software, and screens were impressive. Autopilot was amazing at the time. But not impressive enough for me to connect the dots. Until one day, when he needed to borrow our SUV for a few days, he offered me his Tesla in exchange. That’s when it all changed. The literal lightbulb moment. Sitting in the driver's seat and experiencing the lagless drivetrain, visceral power, lack of shifting , and overall handling, to name a few. Then reality hits. Gas cars are obsolete. Not obsolete in that EVs are 100% able to replace them, or that everyone should run and buy one, but the future was crystal clear. Fast forward to 2025, and most of my family and extended family are in Teslas. Not sold by some fancy marketing or advertising campaign, but by butts in seats and word of mouth. If you have never actually driven a Tesla, manually or on FSD, I’m sorry, but you just don’t understand. This is not an exercise in spec comparisons and use cases. Why are so many Tesla owners passionate about the vehicles? Because it’s not just the vehicles, it's the overall experience. Go get yourself in the driver's seat, and then you’ll get it too.
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Introducing my dad’s cool new refresh Tesla Model Y. Needs a name - suggestions welcome!
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It may be cold, but you can heat your Tesla in the garage. Just say no to dangerous carbon monoxide producing ICE vehicles.
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Tesla fans, I hate to break it to you, but Toyota is going to make EV batteries obsolete when they start producing hydrogen-cell vehicles next year.
Replying to @TechOperator
These vehicles will be obsolete when Toyota starts producing their hydrogen cell vehicles next year.
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It’s amazing how many FSD experts have never tried FSD.
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Question for my ICE friends. If it only takes 5 minutes, why not get gas every day so you always have a full tank like I do in my Tesla?
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Yes, you can pump gas in 5 minutes while traveling long distances. Your gasoline-powered car is also noisy, vibrates, has tremendous drive train lag, generates poisonous fumes, requires more maintenance, has a higher center of gravity, is more likely to catch fire, and cannot be refueled at home. I'll take the occasional wait times at chargers only while traveling. #Tesla #Rivian #Lucid
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My car charges in the garage while I spend time with my family at home, but you do you, future man!
Another 406 miles range in just 3 minutes. It’s the future I tell you.
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Replying to @Rothmus
Cavemen didn't paint salads
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Just a picture of a Cybertruck towing a SpaceX rocket engine because it can.
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