we are the pc thugs and we play cod
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'domtb' is a fake besiege member, or at least he will be when we delete his videos off the channel for getting clipped like a fucking loser
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Darth I hope you are ready to lose because all us virgin pc players have no social lifes whatsoever our mums bought us snacks so we got this
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hello fellow gamers
lets get 111 likes on this tweet because 69 is the sex number and 42 is the start of 420 and we love the devils lettuce
and itll be published
LETS
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GAMERS
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our servers in the office today were under maintenance, all of us here at team besiege enterprises are hard at work.
if this tweet gets 150 likes tonight we will upload the return teamtage at this current year
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every biker needs a partner in crime, will you ride into the sunset with us to start the year just right? @ExaltSnipin
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fuck it 69 likes cause that's the sex number cause we don't get any and we publish our ss response right now
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Due to the spread of COVID-19, the employees and shareholders of the business have been instructed to isolate themselves at home to protect the wellbeing of their colleagues.
With that being said, Overcome 2 to be released by next week
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HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR GAMIGN CHAIRS, CAUSE WE ARE FUCKING FAT AS FUCK AND READY TO MINGLE @CenturyUnion
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Communicado Official: Team Besiege Incorporated has acquired £200million licensing for you know what I'm gonna be straight we are all 27 and life has us by the balls as the invetiable end that is death is approaching at a rapid pace
with that being said, teamtage tonight
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Good afternoon @SnipersAzure
are your gaming chairs ready cause we are fat fucking obsesse gamers looking for a fun guy to chat to
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congratulations on your promotion to Chief Executive of Console Operations @GruMjPC, where would you like your office
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BREAKING: Sources believe that Team Besiege are NOT going to be joining the European Super League.
More to follow...
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the multimillion dollar enterprise that is team besiege incorporated is back in business during this quarantine season. we got a few Harley's left in the garage eager to find their leather jacket owners, @ some people were are a bit out of loop here who's still good
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today or tomorrow
idk man we are running a multi-million dollar corporation, we have taxes to dodge and shit relax
see you then x
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morning @GruMjPC, hope you are well. please sign and initial the contract and have it sent to hr to process thanks
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Saint Dezy calling me out for infinite ammo, nigga explain this 8,129 multi I hit the other day loser
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10 days since besiege came back, so far we learned:
tence without hazard tdm is ironically eden hazard at real madrid
rhys is as useful as an ice cream machine at mcds without 9v9 mw2
currpaii is just an american high on gfuel
Sammeh got fucked by a bottle of dr pepper
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COMUNICADO OFICIAL: We are very saddened by the news that a suicide bomber was sent to target one of our Bikers
A Dr Pepper can was sent to take him out and eliminate him from Sniping Showdown. Thankfully, Sammeh survived the explosion, he is heavily injured but is recovering.
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just got off the phone with one of the shareholders. kept telling us to promote an external aim advantage software that we signed a deal with. team besiege will always miss out on such products. just like you always miss out on clips with your shit aim. try codehook today.
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its 2030. you got a family, stable job, life is perfect. went to a charity shop, and found cod4 pc on disk for a quid.
you go home, launch the game, you hear steps behind you. turn around, you see this man shouting: what server u on, c4s? codehook still working?
what do you do
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just woke up from a year long coma to remind everyone that we never really liked any of you losers anyway
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this imagine is FAKE. Donald Trump does not own a harley that was sent to him by us.
He is constantly harassing us and sending us images like this with a caption 'skrt skrt im gang now, tag me in'. stop asking us please
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overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow overcome 2 tomorrow
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ALL JOKES ASIDE. here at team besiege we respect our fellow console audience. except if you're a trickshotting loser looool
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miles you fucking idiot you're supposed to cover our clips so we don't get busted, not get busted yourself
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j0ns been in besiege for around two weeks and my man can pretty much make a teamtage on his own.
the shareholders of this enterprise are very pleased with his performance.
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To whom it may concern,
Hope you are well.
This is a formal announcement letter, that the rumours are true. Our [e0] sniping showdown teamtage will be released tonight.
Kind Regards
Heritage Softail® Classic 114 (Carbon Gray)
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42 likes on this tweet and we'll publish cold war teamtage 3 because my heart was shattered 42 times when she left me on read during valentines
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team besiege recruitment challenge, but instead of hitting clips you need to give a detailed CV in the replies with relevant experience and skills that would make you a standout candidate to be part of the multi million dollar corporation
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who do you think is going to be the first PC player to get banned on cold war, and why is it miles?
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I'm just a man standing in front of a woman.. wanting to tell her that overcome 2 is out in 2 days
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Here at Team Besiege Incorporated, all our employees are given and exclusive welcome package as a bonus.
We offer access to our local gym, discounts across various online brands, and lawyers for when someone gets busted using those brands and need support escaping the heat.
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as you can see the pc players have mutated and adapted to climate change and that is why we will never go extinct
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the shareholders have been very pleased with all the tax team besiege incorporated have dodged throughout this quarter.
they have sent us a spare harley to expand our call of duty video gaming division. which one of you fuckers is an expert at tax dodging then
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COD4: konedriver
WaW: oldschool hacks
MW2: liberation
BO1: dom best maps
MW3: griims tool
BO2: nope
Ghosts: cant run it
AW: nope
BO3: nope
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merry christmas bike and feeding enthusiasts
santa heard you loud and clear, and is delivering you a cold war teamtage tonight 🎄🎅
happy gaming day everyone
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our agent has also found Saturn on his military duty testing the new high end explosive bullets
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CAPE MEMBERS YA'LL SO MAD THAT YOU LOST TO PC VIRGINS. SHOULDNT HAVE WENT UP AGAINST US WHO HAVE NO LIVES AND PLAY COD ALL DAY YOU LOSERS
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We received a brand new batch of Heritage Softail® Classic 114 (Laminate Blue) Sport Editions this morning to our office in Gibraltar (tax evasion office).
Our overseas Strike Force Echo 4-4 needs some strengthening, who we getting in then?
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right then who wants a call of duty video recording compilation from a bunch of personal computer gamers
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gg lads, good fight. but we had the more broken chairs @SnipersAzure
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Have you seen these men?
these two individuals were last seen spraying the psg on a bridge located in a jungle and instaswapping on a private yacht. please report them to your local sheriff.
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you a gamer? cant get a girlfriend? nobody likes you? become a PC PLAYER NOW and you can become part of the bikers!
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Everyone join us in congratulating @Tencetb on his promotion of becoming COO of S̶o̶l̶a̶r̶, Besiege! Well deserved promotion, #BesiegeUp
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@VirtuePink our office is currently empty, please contact us again when there's someone who GIVES A SHIT YOU LOSER
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whats this nonsense Im seeing north korean leader gone missing?
Kim [Jo]ng Un has been hitting clips for ss this whole time, he was just busy tf? priorities fellas.
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lads, the boys, are infact, back in town piped.video/watch?v=Nwg5muup…
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tt24 tonight, you have a few hours to go to tesco first and grab some doritos for optimal viewing pleasure
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let me slip my favorite ingredient into this. nothing tastes better than a full time employment contract. please submit to hr afterwards @dvlan_
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can you hurry up and hit a closer, we're trying to make a big teamtage over here @j0nfish
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