Husband and proud father to my sons. New Jersey born, Vegas raised. New York Jets, Yankees, Knicks(馃憫), and LV Knights! **take me seriously at your own risk**

Replying to @TheBestqueenx
So firefighters should wear pineapple suits?
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Your mic probably heard your titties flopping around underneath your shirt and thought you were breast feeding a child.
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Replying to @Dexerto
1. Put a case on your shit. 2. How often you use your phone like that? 3. Who the fuck cares.
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Replying to @twrecks155
Only betting against yourself would be a problem.
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Dude dropped down and gave them 15 Teanna Trumps to start the video.
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Replying to @theserfstv
Dude went on stage looking like Swiss cheese acting like that's tough. 馃槀
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Replying to @NBAMemes
Hali at the end.
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Replying to @LilTunechi
Bro you ain't coming at Dot. Just stay sleep. 馃槀
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Replying to @JaiIpose
Even more telling dude still did his show cause he needed the money.
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She acted like the block was permanent.
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Replying to @MLFootball
Y'all gotta stop acting like these people owe you something.
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Replying to @fentfolds
Don't Kendrick got 17 Grammys and a Pulitzer? 馃槀馃槀 Most the fans talking about the current numbers for the disses buddy. But everyone starts taking it off topic and going throughout the career, no one is saying drake hasn't been successful in that.
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Replying to @MLFootball
Naw I ain't gonna lie that's probably one the best gifts for these dudes.
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Replying to @nfr_podcast
Bro did the whole Grammy's crowd hit the "A minooooor" ?? 馃槀馃ぃ
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Replying to @primediscussion
lol X is like "oh ok well we will make sure to give you more of this ad to make your ass interested in it!"
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Replying to @DaDonJohnJohn
Y'all drake dudes just wanna dance so bad.
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Replying to @FearedBuck
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Replying to @InternetH0F
Tell me why I read the sentence replacing every word with cat one by one. 馃ぃ
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Replying to @KickClipper
Ya'll really in there watching a fake arguement giving them money. 馃槀馃ぃ
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Replying to @Dom_2k
I've seen Bron get breathed on too hard and foul bait.
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Replying to @Yamscasino
Trump and Clinton on the island.

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Replying to @Flxmingoz
lol would love it honestly but you know they'd add another $75 to the price. 馃槀
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Replying to @_CharlesPreston
Dude said "seems like the kinda guy I wanna be friends with!" 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Replying to @YungMike3_
Damn they almost scissored.
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Replying to @HaterReport
Thought this shit was on a loop. 馃槀馃ぃ
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Replying to @RepDonBeyer
lol it's a joke that it's even possible to block something like that.
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lol bro I'm sorry but 4-12 coming out like that is insane.
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Replying to @TayceTalksMusic
Never was, never will be lol. Shit floated on down the river.
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Replying to @TedGrizzlyDavis
They had to sew that shirt on his body from scratch.
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Replying to @Hoopss
Bro you don't know many Serbians do you?
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Replying to @TeeTouchza
This dude is pregnant with one of drakes babies.
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Man I would embrace the TMNT thing and rotate the turtles colors through the matches.
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The needle.
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Replying to @lonthecelebrity
For real! I gotta get someone to come get the $3.48 generic body wash?!
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Replying to @dillondanis
Hey @grok let us know when Dillon deletes this and pays no one.
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Replying to @BleacherReport
He's like "fuck am I gonna do with this jacket the whole night???"
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Replying to @EmmanuelAcho
You're kind of a dick you know that?
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Replying to @superstar1roro
Dude put new meaning into "crack of dawn"
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Replying to @Realdevinhaney
Still 31-1 you can put whatever you want on your bio.
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Replying to @TheBoiSantana
Dudes said in the lab creating this...

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Replying to @bigplay24slay
There isn't a debate to this. CB 100% harder.
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Replying to @IGN
Y'all legit for the worst reviews for everything. 馃槀馃ぃ
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Naw the question is how often is it on the table and you're pounding away on it.
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Replying to @iamSauceGardner
Mac wanted to take some Sauce home with him.
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Replying to @sciencegirl
Love how cartoons make barnacles look all cute but that shit is nightmare fuel.
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Replying to @6v6_Sound
But "the boy" can't top him? That logic, drake should be top and Kendrick should be 2.
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Replying to @Mossedyamom
Why does he throw like that? 馃槀馃槀
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Replying to @Kurrco
Dude had to keep saying he's ok, you know who does that? People who aren't ok.
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Titanium Jake is probably one of the worst nicknames I've ever heard. 馃ぃ
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Replying to @AkademiksTV
Akademiks like "Kendrick declined! And no one says no to daddy!"
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Replying to @wingoz
Pretty sure Acho said that.
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Replying to @LakeShowYo
That's not a fear thing lol that's a my bad thing there was no intent behind it. Shits called being a normal person.
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But instead of trading out with one of these teams for a nice haul, after signing Kirk Cousins... the falcons drafted him. 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Replying to @FrankMagana15
Unbiased...Dude looks like he cries to Drake in the shower. 馃槀馃ぃ
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Replying to @BelgradeSerbian
What you want them to shake hands twice? 馃槀 already happened clickbait.
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Replying to @vinaykillawala
Blowing a 20 point lead and complaining about 1 missed call. 馃ぃ
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Replying to @Dexerto
I can't think of anything worse than losing everything, being thirsty and hungry, a truck shows up and they start unloading Prime.
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Ticket never existed.
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Replying to @AkademiksTV
Thia dude said drake won before the battle even began, no one cares.
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Replying to @heykayadams
Dude came in the chat like

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Replying to @NYJetsTFMedia
The kid doesn't throw where receivers are going to be, he waits till they get there. That is never going to work in the NFL. Game is too fast. Experiment is over.
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Replying to @HollywoodHandle
All of them are necessary.
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Replying to @Kofie
It's literally been one of the most blown out of proportion things over the last 4-5 months.
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Replying to @JOEL9ONE
Where'd they go? lol

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Replying to @jasonwhitlock
You know that comes from your own internet usage. 馃ぃ馃槀
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Replying to @EmmanuelAcho
What's it matter he's a 6th rounder? Makes it seem more impressive for Johnson not Allen when you put it that way.
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Replying to @LasVegasLocally
Sooo... he went there to raise money and lost it instead. We're talking genius level stuff people are doing these days.
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Replying to @NobleNegroe
Ahhh the old, give yourself to Christ regardless of past transgressions and you're fine thing... And people wonder why people side eye religion. Hogan made mistakes, his death shouldn't be celebrated but he also shouldn't be painted as a great person cause we watched him wrestle.
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Replying to @NYJetsTFMedia
He still doesn't look like himself but is showing flashes, he'll get better every game.
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Replying to @Hoopss
I don't care what the other option is, I'm always taking the money.
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Replying to @DanGrazianoESPN
Don't think the award has anything to do with the how much you disagree with the way the guy thinks more than as a football player in his team's locker room.
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Replying to @BronnyJamesJr
Sad thing is this is probably gonna happen with him averaging 5/2/3 at USC. Gonna be taking up a roster spot like Thanasis' ass on The Bucks.
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Replying to @OpTicMaNiaC
Source: Drakes IG Is wild. 馃ぃ
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Replying to @HotepJesus
Y'all better let that man sleep! He's gotta take his girlfriend to school in the morning!
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Replying to @OptimisticJets
For real, lol Rodgers is supposed to change his cadence instead of the line adjusting?
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Replying to @HappyPunch
Naw that's the real Andrew Tate.
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Dude wasn't watching the fight he just watched the highlights. 馃ぃ
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Replying to @thematcam
Brock Lesnar is also the mother.
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No. This guy is like the Allegri as a player.
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Replying to @barstoolsports
You know he cried in the car... that hand was hurting 馃槀
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Replying to @_Twinndiesel
Bro drake gotta prove he fed him the shit just as much as Kendrick has to prove he didn't. Everyone in this is so comfy with the "Source?" "Trust me bro" 馃ぃ馃槀
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Replying to @CFBKings
Damn the old one you can get on rollback at Walmart for $279.
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Replying to @NFL_DovKleiman
Shadeur at QB, Shilo at equipment manager. Who says no?
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Replying to @WordFromKdot
"BuT wHeRe aRe All The PeOplE STreaMinG HiS mUSIc?!?" 馃槀馃ぃ fuck outta here people thinking only people on the west coast of the US listen to Kendrick.
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
Dude drank zero milk when he was growing up.
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Replying to @scubaryan_
I ain't even gonna talk shit on the album cause I'll legit never hear one bit of it. 馃槀
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Replying to @iam_johnw
Does anyone know someone who played against Daniel Jones in high school?
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Replying to @Elonnewssk
He for sure caught someone else's and thought it was for him. 馃ぃ
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Replying to @HoodiHachimura
Pippen jr. - 20/4/3/1 1st team all SEC jr. season. GPII - 14/7/4 - 2x all pac 12 - 2x pac 12 all defense - 2 x pac 12 DPOY Curry's one is one of the best pg's ever, the other 2 you got me there. Bronny - 4.8/3/2 And all I'm saying is let the kid play more college ball.
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Replying to @KalshiFB
Dude wasn't putting a sword away he was sheathing a baguette.
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lol dude fuck the beef, this shit is not fire. 馃槀
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Replying to @Kurrco
Drake gonna drop some shit and all ya'll gonna be like "i like drakes better cause I can dance to it" 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Replying to @BGatesIsaPyscho
A little research could have answered this but instead... here we are...
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Replying to @LeVeonBell
I hated watching it cause I was so excited when you got there and that dude just ruined everything.
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Replying to @MrBusby4o8
Yachty been hanging out with Drake too much and thinks he's on some higher shit than he is. 馃槀馃ぃ
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Replying to @RonFilipkowski
I'm sorry but who made the rule that children define people? I have two and don't feel that way what so ever towards people who don't have them whether I know them or not. Peoples lives take different paths. Some can't have them, what are we doing here?
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Replying to @SthuleMthabela
Hahah I've never seen anything like this beef this is wild. 馃く
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Replying to @grandwizardcn
This gotta be the goofiest dude on this whole app.
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Replying to @NFL_DovKleiman
lol dude is so salty. It's wild how Rodgers legit just lives in all these dudes heads rent free.
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Replying to @drizzyys
Y'all struggling struggling.
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