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The strange silence of Keir Starmer. The nation is traumatised by the brutal murder of 49 year-old Wayne Broadhurst. A decent man just taking his little dog for a walk. Stabbed to death by a frenzied attacker. Why hasn't the Prime Minister said a single word about this horror?
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I'm sensing that the great British people are simply not going to let Starmer's Soviet-style digital ID cards happen. Two-Tier's nasty little controlling plan is doomed. He's crossed the line, and we're not gonna take it.
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Met Police chief Sir Mark Rowley says that because of legal ambiguities, the cops were forced to arrest Father Ted writer Graham Lineham over his tweets. No, they weren't, Mark. You could end the Met's mad role as the woke-enforcement sqaud, but you choose not to. We see you!
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Guy found with enough ricin to kill thousands and an Al Qaeda manual written by an Islamic extremist. But, apparently, he's not a terrorist. And online knife sales are the problem. If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck... it probably is a duck. Wake up, he's a terrorist!
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Disgraced BBC star Huw Edwards is spared jail despite admitting paedophile sex crimes. A 53 year-old gran who posted nasty words on Facebook amid the summer riots got 15 months behind bars. What's the worst offence? Child sex crimes? Or hurty words? Two-tier justice? You decide.
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British law... Rioters caught on film over the weekend are already being charged. Sharia law... Two guys caught on film two weeks ago pummelling police officers at Manchester Airport have still not been charged. Welcome to two-tier Britain.
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It is empathetically NOT true that releasing the fact that Southport killer Axel Rudakubana had an Al Qaeda manual and ricin poison at his home would have prejudiced his trial. We can presume that, as a lawyer, Keir Starmer knows this. So, why is the Prime Minister LYING to us?
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Very understandable that Greater Manchester Police have yet to charge the two men filmed raining punches on coppers. There's a danger that the suspects caught clearly on camera could be Muslims. Why, two weeks later, haven't they been charged? Perhaps, two-tier Keir can explain.
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Great to hear Labour MPs cheering as the Commons votes to freeze grannies. Nasty little heartless, socialist nerds that they are. What happened to the "party of the people"? Just horrible!
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I worked on Fleet Street newspapers for more decades than I care to admit. And in all that time I never once heard anyone say the N word. Be assured of this: when that mad Markle woman said that British journalists called her son the N word, she was flat-out 100% lying. As per.
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Whitty, Van Tam, Blair knighted. Your government really hates you.
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Reform UK have launched an investigation into whether the alleged Farage campaign volunteer caught making racist, Islamophobic and homophobic comments in a Channel 4 News report is an actor. If so, and this story turns out to have been faked up, all hell will break loose.
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It's St George's Day tomorrow. How about the English break the habit of a lifetime and celebrate it? It's not racist to be proud of your country. There's no shame in England's glory.
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Keir Starmer has accused Elon Musk of spreading disinformation about the Southport incident. “If anyone spread disinformation, it was the government themselves—by concealing things and sequencing events.” 🚨WATCH: Kevandalex.com
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As the sun sets on her credibility, here's why dreadful Jess Phillips blocked an inquiry into the grooming gang scandal: because it would alienate Muslims, on whom she depends for her constuency majority. Expect more of this from Labour, which needs the Islam vote. Disgusting!
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Labour twonk @darrenpjones actually saying on @bbcquestiontime that "the majority of people in these boats are children, babies and women." For a Cabinet minister, that is a shocking lie. 90% of the cross-Channel migrants are young males of military age. Everyone knows that!
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Hey "Sir" Ed Davey, get off your stupid hobby horse and explain why a Lib Dem council has cancelled the local 80th anniversary VE Day parade because it's "elitist". Is it official Lib Dem policy to forget and disrespect the heroes who laid down their lives for their country?
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National disgrace, surely?
I stand with @jessphillips… National treasure 👍 Share if you agree.
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Oh shut up! You haven't smashed a single gang. Illegal Channel crossings are up by a staggering 50% on your woeful watch. Stop trying to con us that you have a single clue what you're doing. Your incompetence is making the migrant crisis much, much worse. And everybody knows it!
Illegal migration is a business run by organised criminal gangs with no regard for human life. My number one priority is to put an end to this vile trade. Under our nationwide crackdown, raids and arrests are already up 50%. I won’t stop until we secure our borders.
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Okay, after two weeks of asking, what does Omicron do to you? What are the symptoms? For Christ's sake will someone tell us! Because if it's not lethal and doesn't require hospitalisation who gives a damn how fast it's spreading? It's not a difficult question, answer it!
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Britain is not in recession. The pound has rallied. Armageddon has failed to materialise. So, after a woeful week of howling hysteria, perhaps it's time to return to sanity.
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Keep it up, @elonmusk. Britain needs your intervention.
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TV star Professor Jonathan Van-Tam fears that months of lockdowns and social distancing have left us far less resistant to potentially fatal flu. Thanks Prof, whose fault is that then?
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When Reeves taxes the hell out of us in her November budget from hell, remember this: she needs our money so that this ludicrous Labour government can hand £111million to Pakistan to pay for condoms. You're struggling in order to fund family planning in a faraway land. Fabulous!
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If all Phillip Schofield did was have an extra-marital office affair and lie about it, why are @hollywills and @ITV acting like he's a serial killer? If there is something more sinister to this story, why aren't we being told?
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Any word from the lawyers who Angela Rayner accused of giving her bad advice? Have they confirmed her contention that her stamp duty howler was all their fault? I think we should be told...
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Why does this cartoon characicature call himself Zack Polanski when his name is actually David Paulden?
Green party leader Zack Polanski calls Nigel Farage a 'Trump-loving, tax-avoiding, science-denying, NHS-dismantling corporate stooge' in a speech at his party's conference. Politics latest 🔗 trib.al/BY4B5CW 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube
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Prince Harry: "London is celebrated as one of the most diverse cities in the world. But if you actually get out on the streets and talk to people it doesn't feel so diverse." So, Harry, when the f*** did you walk the London streets "actually" talking to people? Answer: never!
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We're losing Britain. The idiots who run this country - the stupid politicians, the moronic judges, the asinine civil servants - impoverish the people and ruin the economy "being kind" to migrants, criminals and welfare scroungers. We have been abandoned. thesun.co.uk/news/34106646/m…
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OMG! Sadiq Khan might lose London. It's on a knife edge and could turn on the second preference. Now, will this awful little virtue-signaller realise just how useless he is?
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For anyone believing the lie that @piersmorgan's aggressive approach has cost GMB viewers. The truth is quite the reverse! ) Good Morning Britain broke ratings record yesterday metro.co.uk/2020/05/12/piers… via @MetroUK
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This must, must, must be the very last winter in which the British people are required to subjugate their lives to the needs of the NHS. Our lives are more important than our substandard health service. It isn't the population that has to change, it is the NHS. Reform it. Now!
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The magical moment we knew they were destined for greatness. The dynamic duo down on their knees. Ready to ruin Britain...
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That pointless vaccine passport this control-freak government will unnecessarily impose on England today. To get one, you'll need not two but three jabs. Health documents to go to the pub. What sort of country are we becoming?
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This time last year: 19,000 in hospital, 2,000 new admissions a day. Now: 7,600 in hospital, 900 new admissions a day. Omicron is not overwhelming the NHS. Do not lockdown, Boris, and do not cancel Christmas! You have been warned.
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The excellent David Frost is quitting because he understands that we've had enough this life-ruining Sage model-inspired nonsense and Johnson doesn't understand us at all. This is a pivotal moment.
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Covid related deaths down 17% in a week. But Sage's little models predict catastrophe. And that's all that matters. Of course it is.
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Memo to @johnmcdonnellMP: Reflect on Charlie Kirk's assassination and ask yourself if it's wise to reduce political debate to likening those with whom you disagree to the Nazis. Your clichéd rhetoric about Reform UK was as juvenile as it was dangerous. Grow up. Shame on you!
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Story of our times. A friend collapsed at home with a heart attack just after midnight. Ambulance service told her husband: "Nothing in your area." He drove her to hospital at 100mph. They saved her. Doctors said ten more minutes and she'd have died. Bad news for non-car owners.
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Is this for real? If so, the Welsh Refugee Council is in a world of trouble. What the hell do they think they're doing?
In Wales, the Welsh Refugee Council is using 12-year-old girls in ads meant to entice migrant men to come to Wales. Most members of this council are from the Middle East, India and Pakistan. I think I’m going to throw up.
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So the guy in custody accused of the murdering the Southport dance class kids has now also been charged with producing poisonous ricin and possessing a military study of an Al Quaeda training manual. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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Doom goblin Greta Thunberg has deleted a tweet she posted in 2016 assuring us the world would be underwater by 2024. Poor Gret, this climate change "emergency" just isn't working out for her.
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The lies, freezing pensioners to death, giving 11 billion quid to foreign countries to waste on climate claptrap, cancelling free speech, betraying Brexit, sending white working class Facebook users to jail, banning smoking in pub gardens. So, what do you think of Labour so far?
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If you're struggling to pay your £159 BBC licence fee, take some solace from the fact that it will help fund the state broadcaster's Director General Tim Davie's £75,000 pay rise, taking his annual salary to £525,000. They take our money and divide it between themselves. Yay!
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If the RSPCA actually cares about cruelty to animals it needs to announce as a matter of urgency that it has launched a criminal investigation into the appalling cruelty of West Ham cat kicker Kurt Zouma. Its response so far is pathetically inadequate.
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Why is backbench Labour MP Angela Rayner getting the ministerial privilege of a flash BMW car paid for by taxpayers?
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While a young woman fights for her life and her 4 year-old daughter remains traumatised after seeing her mother stabbed almost to death, the BBC waxes lyrical about "dazzling parades." Fake news is so often what they don't report... mol.im/a/13780253 @MailOnline
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Labour's biggest fear over the Rwanda migrants plan? Its immense popularity.
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Great to be living in a country where a Cabinet minister won't rule out mandatory vaccines. Injecting us by government order. What are these people even thinking? We're not children, we make our own decisions, leave us the hell alone!
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The Office of Budget Responsibilty is about to announce a real £40billion black hole in Britain's public finances. That's twice the size of the pretend £20billlion black hole Rachel from accounts invented and blamed on the Tories. So, who's she going to blame now?
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British vaccine roll out... fast and efficient. EU vaccine roll out... typically bureaucratic and disastrous. The EU's reaction? Not to fix its own house but to try to destroy ours by holding up vital UK-bound consignments of the Pfizer jab. Nice people.
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London police chief Sir Mark Rowley decides the pro-Palestine march can go ahead because there's no credible threat of trouble. Then calls in thousands of extra cops, cancels all leave and vows to set up a ring of steel around The Cenotaph. If there's no real trouble ahead, why?
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He was not far-right! Stop this!
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Labour's ludicrous Angela Rayner just told the Commons: "We're getting control of our borders." She actually said that!
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OMG! If Boris and his mad government don't do something drastic to stop the unworrying spread of super-mild Omicron none of us could end up in hospital!
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Deep disappointment among Sage's soothsayers that their prediction of 2million Covid cases a day by the end of December fell more than 1.8million short. But our model making heroes still have high hopes for their 6,000 daily deaths warning by mid January. Good luck with that.
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After already breaking his key electoral promises, Two-Tier Keir Starmer vows to restore hope and trust in British politics. And if you don't believe him, he'll lock you up in jail. Who the hell does this shameless snake-oil salesman think he's kidding? thetimes.com/article/keir-st…
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The people of Bury South voted for a Tory MP. Now Gavin Wakeford has switched parties and they have a Labour MP. How can the decision of the electorate be usurped by a self-serving turncoat? There should be a by-election. It's an affront to democracy, the rules must be changed.
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West Ham and manager David Moyes clearly believe they can bluff their way through the scandal of Kurt Zouma's appalling cruelty. Let's not allow them get away with it. Don't let the dust settle!
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As he annihilated a humiliated Angela Rayner at PMQs, what was the difference between Chris Philps and the dozy deputy PM? Simples. He prepared, she didn't. Typical of this amateur hour Labour government. Lazy, incompetent, unprofessional.
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1065 migrants crossed the Channel yesterday. Perhaps Home Secretary Suella Braverman should stop making announcements and start actually doing something to end this constant invasion.
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Hey @bbcquestiontime, why didn't you tweet the start of @darrenpjones' statement here? You know, when he told the disgraceful lie about the migrants: "The majority of the people in these boats are children, babies and women." Why didn't you include this minister's shocking lie?
“I would ask any of you to look at those babies and children and say ‘go back where you came from’” “I made the case that this government prioritises foreign citizens… I rest my case” Labour’s Darren Jones and Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf debate small boat crossings #bbcqt
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Angela Rayner's downfall was not due to an honest mistake. It was because, highly dubiously, she paid £40,000 less stamp duty than she should have... and then lied through her teeth about the reason. A woeful working class "hero" forced to resign in disgrace. Let's get it right.
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I fairness to Prince William, although he allegedly ripped Harry's necklace off, at least he didn't touch his earrings...
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Hazmat suits on, everyone! Out of 67million UK residents, there were eight Covid-19 deaths yesterday. EIGHT. Worth paralysing the country for? Worth plunging into economic catastrophe for? Worth keeping the schools closed for? Worth us all being terrified about? You decide.
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Memo to all the useless journalists (especially at @BBC and @SkyNews) brushing aside the mildness of Omicron's minor symptoms to fixate on the rising number of cases: You're in the wrong job!
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In his Xmas Day speech, King Charles became the latest establishment figure to show no interest whatsoever in the cause of the summer riots. Referring to "anger and lawlessness" while avoiding the reasons. Then, like Two Tier Keir, ascribing post-riot street sweeping to heroism.
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Omicron. No deaths, no hospitalisations, no announcement from our scaremongering government that the indications are there's not much to worry about. Panic - tick. Fear - tick. Christmas ruined - tick. None of it necessary. Well done Boris!
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That ludicrous fool David Lammy showcasing his impressive knowledge of history by declaring on TV that Nigel Farage "flirted with the Hitler Youth". The Hitler Youth ceased to exist in 1945. Farage was born in 1964. Come on Lammy, don't be so pathetic!
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What if it transpires that the first Omicron death Boris was so keen to announce happened to a 90 year-old with other serious medical issues? The Prime Minister owes us more details about this tragedy so that we can properly assess this seemingly mild new variant.
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The fracking ban will be lifted today. So we can drill for shale gas to provide Britain with cheap energy for at least half a century. What's not to like? A drop of common sense in a sea of gormless Green madness.
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On the back of its triumphant @Ofcom exoneration over Diversity's party political dance on behalf of Black Lives Matter, Britain's Got Talent loses another 450,000 viewers. That's nearly a million down in two weeks. Well done ITV, trebles all round.
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So, according to our pathetic Prime Minister, if you feel there's a need for an inquiry into the systematic failure to protect vulnerable young girls from the Pakistani grooming gangs, you're "jumping on the bandwagon of the far right." Two-Tier Keir... what a sad little man!
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Look out! Boris is talking about the "the third wave". Soon, he'll chuck in a couple of "new variants" and, hey presto, it's lockdown extension time. You have been warned.
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Same old voices: "You're all gonna die of Covid unless we lockdown forever." Same old voices: "The war in Ukraine must go on forever." We won't get fooled again!
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Could it be that when Boris and Sage insist they don't have all the data on Omicron what they actually mean is they do have all the data but it doesn't justify the catastrophising narrative they have foolishly propagated? Just asking.
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Keir Starmer: "If I were Prime Minister, the Home Secretary would have been removed from her job." Really, Keir? If I were Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn would have been removed from the Party. People in glass houses eh?
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99.5% of Covid victims soon recover. 95% of those listed as having died of Covid had other serious conditions. 53% of fatalities were over 80. Number of people under 40 who perished purely from Covid: 200. Population 67million. Death count 66,000. This is not the bubonic plague!
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So there you have it. All the lockdowns and tiers didn't work. So barmy Boris and his mad scientists' brilliant solution is - drum roll - another lockdown. Under the exciting new name: Tier 4. And round and round we go... on the crazy carousel to nowhere. Happy bloody Christmas.
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Happy to announce that, like all the other people who live in terraced houses, I will be unable to install a useless heat pump. They're not compatible with flats either. Confront Boris's barmy Green dream with reality and it falls apart at the seams. Just a mad fantasy.
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Is Boris going to get the message? If he doesn't cut taxes, slash fuel duties, stop charging us his ridiculous green-dream levies on our energy bills and make Rwanda happen, he'll lose the next election.
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I've got a few...
There are no words 🙄🙄
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Let's stop being the supine nation that says: "Ooh goody, freedom by July!" This is ludicrous. Give us our lives back. Now!
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If Suella Braverman goes, Rishi's toast.
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Prince Andrew, of course, did not sexually assault Virginia Roberts on three continents. That's why he just handed her £7.5million. A depressing low point for the royal family. The Queen doesn't deserve this disastrous son. Now take his titles away. He doesn't even deserve Mr.
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Who would Labour least like to be the new Prime Minister? Answer: Boris Johnson. Tories... you know what you've got to do. It's BoJo or you're finished.
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The next time William feels like clocking Harry he'll have to join the queue...
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I mean, if there is a God, surely Trump will reject Prince of Darkness Peter Mandelson as Britain's ambassador in Washington. If only for the sheer entertainment value, pray for it.
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Sturgeon and Drakeford have been outmanourvred by Boris. The dim duo's unjustified Covid crackdowns in Scotland and Wales are as absurd as they are wildly unpopular. Wrecking their countries for no reason other than a left wing lust for big state power over individual freedom.
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Did Keir Starmer's shameful recognition of Palestine and his government's shameless anti-Israel policies embolden Britain's vile explosion of antisemitism and lead to today's horrific terror attack on a Manchester synagogue? You decide.
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Bosses of biased @bbcquestiontime insist that when they edited out @darrenpjones' lie that the "majority" of small boat migrants are "children, babies & women" it did not misrepresent the conversation. But what they did 100% misrepresented the conversation. They're liars too!
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Migrants illegally crossing the Channel so far this week. Tuesday 525, Wednesday 614, Thursday 211. While nanny-state tyrant Two-Tier Keir is busy banning smoking in pub gardens, how about banning the bloody boats? Hey Starmer, this is a disaster. For God's sake do something!
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Starmer's technique for dealing with difficult issues: pretend they don't exist. Reason for riots - not addressed. Cronyism scandal - not discussed. Two tier policing - dismissed as nothing. A snake oil con man just ignoring our concerns. mol.im/a/13786029 @MailOnline
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Airports draft in the Army to replace striking Border Force immigration officers and delighted passengers report that getting through passport control has never been more efficient. Stay on strike guys, we're better off without you.
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Britain's good friend Joe Biden's first move as President was to remove Winston Churchill's bust from the Oval Office. What a great guy!
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As more deeply damaging news breaks about the disgraceful Downing Street party last Christmas, the good thing is Boris now knows that if he tries to impose any Covid rules and regulations this Christmas no one will take a blind bit of notice.
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Ofcom is officially investigating nostalgia channel Talking Pictures after one complaint about a blackface character in 70s sitcom Rogue's Rock. After 25,000 complaints about Diversity's Black Lives Matter dance on Britain's Got Matter, Ofcom declined to investigate. Go figure.
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That odd couple Prince Harry and Meghan have urged Californians to offer those made homeless by the LA inferno a place to stay. At their massive Montecito mansion, the Dook & Duchess have got 19 bedrooms. How many victims of the fire are they putting up? My guess... none.
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Spot the difference. Police coming down on white working class rioters like a ton of bricks. Hundreds of arrests. Police nowhere to be seen as Muslims rioted in Birmingham. One arrest. Welcome to Two-Tier Keir's Britain, where the law is colour blind. Unless you're white.
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A phenomenonal 531 migrants crossed the Channel yesterday. More are pouring over today. Tally since the weekend: Saturday 895, Sunday 403, Monday 70, Tuesday 531. On course for more than 2000 in just five days. Out of control! How's that one-in-one-out deterrent going, Keir?
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