voiceover/writer/illustrator/absolute joke. sarahsumerayonline.com
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It’s been a while since I posted about my freelance services and I am available for work!
Shares and reposts are very appreciated, thank you 🙏 1/5
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Found a baby fox on my dog walk, crying and walking up to people for help. Had no choice but to take it home and it immediately settled into my dog’s crate. The fox rescuers are on their way now my good gosh look at that face
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Sorry but why isn’t absolutely every single person talking about the fact that those two astronauts that are stuck in Space are now hearing mysterious heartbeat sounds and no one know what it is. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS INSANE
Community note
This is not a heartbeat sound but feedback from the speakers per NASA:
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Teenagers have started calling AI art “boomer art” and consider it cringe. I honestly couldn’t be happier.
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Big respect to the guy in this cafe trying to make the woman he’s with feel better because she’s saying how bad her eyesight is getting, by telling her “no but everything is so small these days. No one can see anything”
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Happy 11 year anniversary to the stylish but illegal IKEA Monkey. I regularly wear this locket and no one knows what’s inside.
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I know I share it every year but I just can’t quit it, and Mr Blobby is trending so it’s the best excuse.
This is arguably the funniest thing ever shown on British television
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I went ahead and recreated it. This could have been a dream job for an artist like me 🥲
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Update: The fox has been safely collected by these brilliant people and is on his way to a wonderful life: instagram.com/foxangelsoffic…
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I absolutely love Tubi. You’ll be scrolling through and they’ll have blockbusters like Oppenheimer, and then next to that they’ll have a documentary called “The Dark Side of the Guinea Pig Part 2” or something
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To everyone losing their minds that my artwork “spoils” Nosferatu…
Literally the ONE thing it reveals is that he has a moustache. I mean, come on 😅
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That was just about one of the greatest finales to any show ever, I reckon. So many incredible illustration-worthy scenes, but this one had to be done. #severance
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Summer Ray
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With the announcement of the Dune reboot, here are three incredible scenes from the original book my mum spent 24 months freehand stitching
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Why does Matt Hancock look like he’d feature on a Buzzfeed listicle titled “32 bouncy castles that will haunt your dreams”
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It’s been 21 years and I still don’t know what Robbie Williams is loving angels instead of
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To celebrate STEAMBOAT WILLIE entering the public domain, here’s a reshare of one of my most unhinged designs ever. It's Walt Disney with Mickey mouse except it's me and the IKEA monkey.
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I’ve never seen anything like it. The sweetest, most domesticated undomesticated animal I’ve ever seen!
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Stuck for a name for your band? Type nonsense into your iPhone text box and let autocorrect work its magic.
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Love this film. I made an alternative poster for it, inspired by vintage magazine camera ads.
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Happy birthday Twin Peaks. Today marks 34 years since the pilot first aired on April 8th 1990 🦉🪵⛰️⛰️
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Losing my absolute mind at this documentary hosted by Pierce Brosnan about the legend of Robin Hood. It is one of the strongest accidental Partridges you will ever witness
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Went as Sexy Pazuzu a couple of years ago and bumped into a “priest”. Really scared him so I guess mission accomplished
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Whenever Paul Chuckle is trending I remember my greatest moment on this website - the time he blocked me for this tweet.
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I was recently commissioned for an illustration where they wanted me to include the title typeface from one of the 1977 Suspiria posters.
I couldn’t find any similar styles anywhere, so I went ahead and made it. You can download it here for free: bit.ly/40c5i0s
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Sure sex is good but have you ever watched Paul McCartney write Get Back in the space of 3 minutes in front of your very eyes
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All Sarahs beware, I saw a woman this morning on the train wearing a lanyard that said ‘Sarah Hunter’ on it
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The obsession NEVER ENDS. New poster design for THE SUBSTANCE screenings at @RevueCinema in January 🙌 💉🧪
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What’s the most random/strangest/memorable visitor that ever came to your school? We had an eccentric poet who just burst through the classroom and screamed “OOMPA OOMPA STICK IT UP YOUR JOOMPA” over and over while skipping around the classroom
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Just discovered secret letters under the Laughing Cow cheese labels. What does it mean?
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I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
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I’m going to give away an A3 signed print of my LONGLEGS design.
To enter:
- follow me
- Like and retweet this post
The winner will be selected on the 1st of October. Good luck!
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Just tried to take a sneaky photo of this dog on the train. I don’t think anyone noticed
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Racists, keep the public safe and put your xenophobia to good use by shouting at people in the street to “GO HOME”
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Absolute stress as I just tried to save a woman stuck in the train doors and no one else bothered to help. To top it all off, I didn’t have time to pause my music and the theme tune to Grange Hill decided to play on my Spotify shuffle throughout the entire ordeal
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What’s the most grief your name has ever given you?
You might think that “Sarah” (my real name) is safe enough, but more than once I’ve sent an email without noticing that my phone has autocorrected it to “Satan”
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Obsessed with the faded signs on the side of buildings hinting at what they used to be, and now I need a book of them
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Yes it’s real
Share a movie poster that lives rent-free in your head. Mine’s the Conan The Barbarian film poster by Renato Casaro (1982). Magnificent! #filmtwitter
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I have never seen a photo of an old person when they were young, where they didn’t look cool AF
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Made this with my finger on my phone, 3 whiskys in, sat in a Barcelona bar. I just had to get it out of my system
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Took me a while but I finally drew the shining stars from the Handforth Parish Council spectacle. #jackieweaverhastheauthority
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