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DAD DIED AT 1AM THIS MORNING. I HAVE NO REGRETS, NOT ONE. BEEN WITH HIM 24/7 FOR TWO YEARS, AND 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR 6 DECADES. FUNERAL WILL BE FRIDAY. SITTING AT MY HOUSE FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY. DETAILS TO FOLLOW.
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Not matter what happens tonight. We can’t forget that JJ McCarthy’s Dad was the horniest man in the stands last season. I still can’t over the right finger slide.
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This could be the greatest thing ever recorded. nitter.app/BSSAdvisors/status/132…
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ON JAMES HARDEN BEING TRADED TO THE CLIPPERS THIS MAN JUST SAID “I AM SORRY FOR SAYING RETARDED MY FIRST COUSIN IS RETARDED” @Chris_Broussard
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Just farted in an elevator filled with people. People started gagging, my wife rats me out and yells "stu are u serious", god i love a good fart. Still got it.
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It's been a really rough 4 months personally for the Feiner family. Sandy was diagnosed with breast cancer 4 months ago, we removed cancer, reconstructive surgery, breast lift and reduction. That was followed by 33 radiation treatments and now 5 years of hormone therapy All gone
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WENT 2 DR MONDAY WITH DAD. BAD NEWS, PANCREATIC CANCER. THEY PUT A CLOCK ON HIS LIFE OF 6 MONTHS. NORMAL CURES WILL KILL HIM UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES. I PRAY 4 THE BEST END TO A FABULOUS LONG, FULFILLED LIFE. MOM IN 1999 HAD STAGE 4 BREAST CANCER SHE LIVED 4 YEARS GIVIN 6 MONTHS.
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Every single time the 4:25pm game goes into overtime to bridge the gap until the 8:20pm game an angel gets it’s wings.
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THE GREATEST SUPER BOWL PREDICTION EVER!
Throwback to my Super Bowl 50 call on The Herd with Colin Cowherd. Denver Broncos +185 and also cashed with Von Miller MVP +2500.
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14 YEARS OLD, GOT MY FIRST HANDJOB AT MY BROTHERS BAR MITZVAH. WHEN I CAME I ALMOST PASSED OUT. WHAT A MESS. MY MOMMY.
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As my time with @barstoolsports is coming to an end, I want to acknowledge what an amazing Man, Husband, Father, Friend, All around performer @BarstoolBigCat is. He does everything so effortlessly that u take for granted that he is the best to ever do what he does. THE BEST EVER.
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JUST WATCHED SYDNEY SWEENEY BITE INTO A PICKLE AND I STARTED BARKING LIKE A DOG
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THE FIRST ARGUMENT I LOST WITH MY WIFE AS A MARRIED COUPLE. ON OUR HONEYMOON IN ITALY. SHE SAYS LETS RENT A CAR AND DRIVE TO SEE THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA. I SAID THATS NOT A REAL THING, ITS ONLY ON CARTOONS. I'LL NEVER FORGET IT, SHE SAYS "I MARRIED A MORON" REST IS HISTORY RTR
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Had to poop so bad, pull into gas station, no bathroom. Pull down a side road, got out and squatted a monster poop. My god. When I got home and wiped NO STAIN....
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Jeff Saturday went from tweeting “Raiders look horrible” on his couch to beating the Raiders as a head coach. That is top tier King shit.
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Travis Kelce scores and Taylor Swift is banging the glass in the box.
Later tonight Kelce is going to score and bang a different box.
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They bought 2,000 tickets for Philly first responders to watch OG drop his balls on Embiid
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Dalvin Cook signs with the New York Jets!
THE NEW YORK JETS ARE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL! #TakeFlight
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Imagine full speed Derrick Henry just plowing through a group of sorority girls making a Tik Tok dancing video
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For the record, not one drink, 6 waters, 7 diet cokes, 21 prerolls, 1500 mgs edibles, 2 pens. Came home and fucked my wife. Best night ever.
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You know @stephenasmith is FUMING right now because Vladimir Guerrero just won the MVP and is using a translator.
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Made $200 off Twitter this month, just received, bought an 8 ball for game 7 tonight. Thank you @elonmusk
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I honestly have never been so shocked in my life. The exact opposite of what I thought would happen, happened. The drs said we got all the cancer. Cancer free. They say melanoma hides so its not like we can sit and do nothing but they have drugs now to do preventative medicine!!!
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Getting a 5 year deal and not having to finish the first year of work is the definition of the American Dream. Urban Meyer playing chess out here.
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U r a pussy and fought like one, u lost all 5 rounds. It's not a laughing or teasing matter. U FUCKED ME AND YOUR DIE HARD FANS. U GOT FUCKING PISSED ON. OWN IT AND ACT LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP, NOT A CLOWN. There was no heart and effort. PERIOD.
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If Travis Kelce is this violent with the cameras on him, what about when Taylor Swift is alone with him?
NFL on CBS 🏈
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When it is that time of the month but that doesn’t stop you.
When Daddy is hungry Daddy eats.
follow @AryePulliNFL
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THOUSANDS OF FLIGHTS CANCELED!
PACKAGES DELAYED!
WEATHER IS A PROBLEM!
NOTHING CAN STOP STU!
#MerryChristmas
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Tom Brady putting from the green for the win.
OUT OF NOWHERE A BEAR RUSHES TOWARD HIM IN A FULL SPRINT
5 feet from getting to Brady the bear drops
Camera pans towards Belichick in full camouflage with no sleeves in the mountain with a sniper
Tips his cap to Brady
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FUNERAL FRIDAY 11AM SHARP GUTTERMANS IN WOODBURY, 8000 JERICHO TURNPIKE. PLEASE ARRIVE AT 10AM. LOVE YOU ❤️.
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Hey @JHarden13 can I be your go to strip club Advisor. I have 50 years of experience in NYC.
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Men want to be me.
Women want to be with me.
Everyone wants to dive like me.
I am a living legend.
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Every time a field goal is scored I slide a grape up my ass.
I currently have 4 grapes in my ass.
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If a hottie blows you and surprises you with a kiss of your cum in her mouth afterwards, do you swallow your load, spit it out, or accept load and then spit it on her asshole as u go in for anal. I will hang up and listen. Love you like no other.
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That message missed the mark. Dad is not dead. I was simply sharing as he is in the last stages of his life and the dementia is overwhelming and his hands legs are failing that it is painful and it's OK to be in pain and cry and survive. I am not a phony. I cannot only show good
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POP BACK IN HOSPITAL UNEXPECTEDLY. HE WENT UNDER THE KNIFE TO REMOVE A GROWTH ON HIS PANCREAS. WE WILL KNOW WHAT IT IS IN A DAY OR TWO. PLEASE PUT MY DAD IN YOUR PRAYERS. THANK YOU, LOVE YOU, APPRECIATE IT GREATLY.
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Deshaun Watson got 11 games for assaulting 24 women.
Ime Udoka got a year for dishing out consensual backshots.
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DAD IS HANGING IN THERE. SENDS HIS LOVE AND SAYS THANK YOU FOR THE WELL WISHES. HE REALLY APPRECIATES IT.
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Happy Gilmore 2 was great. Wire to wire laughs. Unbelievable cast and A+ Cameos never stop. Feel good slapstick comedy.
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Of everyone on the Boston Celtics, open shot, the fate of the universe on the line, the Martians have the death beam pointed at earth, you better hit it, I WANT PAYTON PRITCHARD
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Broke my alltime record at 61 years 346 days old, 31 bowl pacs in a day, don't tell me I'm not a living legend.
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BUFFALO BILLS VS KANSAS CITY CHIEFS!
JOSH ALLEN VS PATRICK MAHOMES!
CHAMPIONSHIP SUNDAY IS HERE!
WHO DO YOU HAVE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL?
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Tony Romo has Mahomes dick so far in his throat he can barely talk when he makes a mistake
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UNC TORE IT UP LAST NIGHT @ShannonSharpe
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I CHOSE TO FUCK MY WIFE AND I AM MAKING FILET MIGNON AND TWICE STUFFED BAKED POTATOES AND GRILLED ASPARAGUS AND CREME BRULE, BUT MY OTHER CHOICES WERE 3RD ROW OFF COURT NETS OR 5 ROWS OFF ICE ISLANDERS. 60 AND STILL ADDICTED TO PUSSY AND ROMANCE.
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NEVER A DULL MOMENT. DAD AT VA HOSPITAL THRU MONDAY. HUG YOUR MOM AND DAD EXTRA TIGHT OR REACH OUT AND CALL. GETTING OLD SUCKS. CANCER TREATMENTS MAKING HIM LOSE HIS BOWLS UNCONTROLLABLY AND HIS LEGS NO LONGER WORK EVEN WITH A CANE. 24 HOUR CARE GOING FOREWARD. QUITE CHALLENGING
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