In all seriousness, what was the point of Article 25 if it wasn't to protect against Presidents who think they're King of the Jews and want to buy Greenland? What other sign do you need?
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Most French thing ever to happen? "I'm marching but I'm conscious of the confusion and hypocrisy of the situation."
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This is Kevin Gausman, Blue Jays Ace, teaching his daughters how to ride bikes at the Evergreen Brickworks farmers market the day before the biggest start of his life. Everybody knew who he was. Nobody bothered him. Watch out Mariners. He looks happy and loose.
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Writer: And then in the final scene he meets the Russian agents, right in the WH. Producer: I told you to get the fuck out of my office. nitter.app/spectatorindex/status/…
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I learned in Thor: Ragnarok that Bruce Banner has seven PhDs. No wonder he's so angry all the time. cc @AcademicsSay
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Up close this is an amazing handshake. Note how Trudeau is pulling at times and pushing at other times to keep his hand in the same spot.
President Trump welcomes Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to the White House. abcnews.com/politics
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What did America just get for making its closest trading partner and ally despise it for a generation?
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Writer: But then the President just fires the cops who are investigating him and thats how it ends. Producer: Get the fuck out of my office.
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Only a special kind of asshole sees fifty people dead and says "I called it."
What has happened in Orlando is just the beginning. Our leadership is weak and ineffective. I called it and asked for the ban. Must be tough
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AI is about to kill the undergraduate essay, and the chasm between the humanities and technology means that we're totally unprepared for the moment. Wrote about it for @TheAtlantic: theatlantic.com/technology/a…
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I guess this is like the moment during Watergate when everyone realized "OK, people are going to have to go to jail."
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Just a quick question for Canadians on my list, how long have you had to wait to vote in an election? I have never missed voting, and the longest I ever waited was fifteen minutes. Has anyone here ever had to endure these massive American wait times?
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Is this the perfect tweet?
January 6 was an inside job
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It's an interesting fact that, if Trudeau came out of the meeting and said "he really does have tiny hands," Canada would stop existing.
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Replying to @MadScientistFF
If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to be in a restaurant. Period.
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Yesterday @SunwingVacay flew an empty plane down to Tobago and took us all home. They even gave, for free, empty seats to stranded Canadians needing to get home. Crisis reveals companies as much as people I guess. I won't forget it when the good times come back.
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I keep remembering how none of us in Toronto believed it was possible for Rob Ford to be elected right up until he was.
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If Gawker were alive we would have read this report six weeks ago and probably already seen the video.
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It's something of a national achievement that Canada was able to bring one day of boredom to an America that desperately needed it.
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I went and saw a hologram named Hatsune Miku give a concert in New York recently, for @Medium's future human issue, and I sort of loved it. medium.com/s/futurehuman/the…
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One of the rules of politics in my lifetime: Never, ever believe a Conservative who says they're going to be fiscally responsible. They never ever are. business.financialpost.com/o…
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When Rob Ford was elected, he replaced the books in the mayor's office with chocolate bars.
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Writer: But then it turns out that the *President* is the spy. Producer: Get the fuck out of my office.
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Canadian progressives: Please remember this. This is real. This is lasting.
The PM’s marine protection announcement makes up an area larger than Nfld and Labrador. It means the Trudeau govt exceeds its goal to protect 10% of marine and coastal areas by nearly 4 per cent. PM: “this is what real change looks like”. #cdnpoli
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Everyone on the left in Canada recognizes that Trudeau is leading the most successful progressive government in the world, right? And that when his government goes it won't be replaced by highly ethical idealists but by the Canadian Conservatives, right? foreignpolicy.com/2019/03/04…
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A friend of mine who works with vulnerable communities in Toronto just got her Covid shot, which means she received the vaccine before the Prime Minister did. This, to me, is what it means to live in a civil society.
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The faces of men who realize they're on the wrong side of the table.
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When you know that the people in this photo are indigenous Americans, this tweet takes on a virtually cosmic irony.
They break into our country, steal resources, then do shit like this. And libs still wonder why we are pushing for immigration controls...
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Try explaining to any American political commentator that the biggest scandal in Canadian politics over the past year boils down to a one time payment of 1500 bucks to the Prime Minister's mom.
Breaking: We Charity just posted documents for Parl Committee. Included: “Between February 2012 and March 2020, Sophie Trudeau attended a total of 8 WE Day events. She received a one-time speaking fee of $1,500.00 in 2012. The total amount of expenses... 1/2
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Anthopolous being declared exec of the year during the conference call about his departure is the most Toronto sports moment of all time.
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Been pondering this quote lately: “They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
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Of course Gen X would be called to save the world by sitting inside watching TV.
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Absolutely not a correction. The line in the article up now, reads "An independent assessment by two dozen Canadian academics found that Trudeau has kept 92 percent of his campaign promises, fully or partially, the most by any Canadian government in 35 years." You're lying.
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Replying to @MollyJongFast
No joke: Found my daughter with a bird book with a friend watching our birdfeeder. They literally ran out of TV.
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Writer: And then they discover the leak's name is Reality, and then they, like, lock up Reality. Producer: Get the fuck out of my office.
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No no, Trump doesn't say what he never didn't mean. nitter.app/KevinMKruse/status/101…
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I'm not sure Americans fully understand how much damage has been done to their international reputation and national interest today. What is the point, anymore, of being on America's side?
Analysis: Trump has officially put more tariffs on U.S. allies than on China wapo.st/2IZzKFe
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I feel like, if I were President, the part of the job I would find easiest is the part where you say that Nazis are bad.
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On the Convoy, for @TheAtlantic: "When you live next to a junkie, you can expect something flaming to land in your backyard eventually. America is a political-anger junkie; the trucker convoy is something flaming that has landed in our backyard." theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv…
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In this Brooklyn bagel shop they love Trump so much they named a sandwich after him.
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This was a rare deleted scene from idiocracy. Considered too improbable.
Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil will perform at President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration in Washington cnn.it/2g6MqZJ
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Liz Truss is no Kim Campbell. Not even close. Kim Campbell was perfectly competent. She just bore the brunt of the anti-Mulroney rage.
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If he were still married to a novelist, he wouldn't have used the word "complexifier."
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It's safe to say this is going to be the smuggest Canadian Thanksgiving of all time.
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If you're intimidated ordering a bagel, I think New York might not be for you.
Ordering a bagel shouldn't be intimidating. We've put together a helpful FAQ nym.ag/2FV6s6G
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This is fucking epic
My kind of petty: Democrat running for House seat in Arizona gets six of his Republican opponent's SIBLINGS to be in an advertisement against their brother
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Maybe five years ago a junior editor took me aside and told me to start putting in exclamation points when I was writing to people under 30. And now I do. I was grateful for the advice.
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They attacked security guards and infiltrated the building. cbc.ca/player/play/230877037…
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Canadians were mad about it, I remember, into the late 1980s.
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Margaret Atwood's name in small white type on the midriff of Kim Kardashian West is actually a pretty good articulation of what the 2010s were all about.
Who were the 2010s? This week's issue features conversations with six people who helped shape the decade, including our cover star Kim Kardashian West. nymag.com/press/2019/11/on-t…
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I don't know why but I really thought the American system had enough ballast of tradition to right itself.
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They are very much not to be taken lightly. Men are about seventy years behind women in thinking about gender. They're dying because of it.
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The way Republican leaders handle the latest Trump allegations will feature prominently in their obituaries.
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The one thing that unites all Canadians: the childhood sadness of having to wear a coat over your Halloween costume.
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On the other hand, the magazine he started writing for had a sixfold increase in readership, largely because of him. His editor had to buy him a boat to get him started. esquire.com/entertainment/a3…
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One of the most exciting projects I’ve ever worked on. Andrew and I have cowritten a political thriller about the potential collapse of American democracy. It will be the most informed political thriller ever imho.
Excited to share that @StephenMarche and I have collaborated on a novel “The Last Election” about an election in the not-so-distant future that changes everything. It’s a thriller and comes out September 12th! To pre-order use 30% disc. code LASTELECTION akashicbooks.com/catalog/las…
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At least a third of the country believes this is what's happening.
Banner on Hannity's show tonight: "FUELED BY NEVER-ENDING HATE FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP, DEMS WEAPONIZE IMPEACHMENT PROCESS ONCE AGAIN"
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November 11 is different in the US than everywhere else. In the US, it's about the greatness of soldiers and their sacrifice. Everywhere else, it is about the immensity of suffering and the insistence that war never happen again. Historical memory matters.
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It's almost like people want to live in a country dominated by hope rather than fear.
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In all seriousness, anxiety over sexual inadequacy is overwhelming conservative politics. Non-fapping proud boys, etc.
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Canada is simply too small a country to permit this level of stupidity in government.
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Replying to @davidfrum
Do you know when a joke becomes a dad joke? When the pun becomes apparent.
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This thread is much crazier than any piece of dystopian fiction ever written.
Replying to @oneunderscore__
You have probably heard dozens of variations on the "litter boxes are in schools" lie. You might have heard it from Joe Rogan, talking to Tulsi Gabbard, from his "friend's wife who works at a school." Or maybe Lauren Boebert. Or maybe Marjorie Taylor Greene. It's everywhere.
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There is now one single priority in Canadian politics: Make sure that what is happening in the United States now doesn't happen here.
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Trump is sending mean tweets in response to Clinton giving a speech in which she imagines him in a global crisis sending mean tweets.
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"Other than slavery."
Ari Fleischer on Fox: "Frankly, at a time where we're debating confederate statues, I don't know what the difference is between the confederacy and CHOP, other than slavery."
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I think we should start calling essays "tries." It's closer to the original meaning. It would recapture how they're supposed to be written and how they're supposed to be received. Did you read that great try the other day? Best American Tries. The New York Times trying page.
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While researching this piece on the possibility of civil war in the United States, I asked many experts on domestic terrorism whether there was a left-wing equivalent to the anti-government patriot movement, even a small one. Short answer: There isn't. thewalrus.ca/americas-next-c…
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My 4 yr old daughter, seeing a picture of Donald Trump, asks me "why is that man so afraid daddy?" "I don't know, sweetheart, I don't know."
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"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." -- Oscar Wilde
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I mean this is literally happening is a city that is nothing but empty hotels.
Nevada, a state in one of the richest countries in the world, has painted social-distancing boxes on a concrete parking lot for the homeless to sleep in.
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I will just say this: With Rob Ford, all the crazy unsubstantiated stories turned out to be true.
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Replying to @annehelen
This is a tremendous idea but I'd like to suggest a slight refinement: What do you think of putting NBA and WNBA in the same arena? Double the spectators. Double the games.
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How many heroes can American produce in resistance to its own government?
Sailors of the USS Roosevelt standing up for their Captain who stood up for them. #Hero
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America has a white supremacist government. There's no other way to look at it.
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My piece for @nytimes on Harper and the closing of the Canadian mind. nytimes.com/2015/08/16/opini…
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Replying to @chrislhayes
This is true and would make a great play: In Denver Max, The Unabomber, Ramzi Youseff and Timothy McVeigh were in the same wing and had their one hour daily break together. They watched the Turner Classics channel and apparently spent their daily hour talking about old movies.
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The ultimate evergreen tweet
Expect another personnel shuffle this coming week in the Trump administration
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Replying to @BillKristol
They'll just blame Chicago. Coming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
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Why I write.
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Replying to @oneunderscore__
This is 2018. You're going to have to be more specific.
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In no dystopian fiction that I've read has there been anything so on the nose as a President teargassing a crowd to pose with a Bible in front of a church.
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Yes, that's the Prime Minister of my country with the lesbian grandmother of my province and it's no biggie.
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Had a fascinating chat with @AndrewYang about ChatGPT. He has the most realistic, best take about the political consequences of this technology that I've heard.
What impact will ChatGPT have on colleges, the workforce and democracy? Now on andrewyang.com/podcast writer for the Atlantic and author of “The Next Civil War: Dispatches from America’s Future” @StephenMarche joins to talk where AI is taking us - whether we like it or not.
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If you need to be the father of daughter to understand that "grab em by the pussy" is wrong, you shouldn't have kids at all.
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