🇵🇹🏴. @TootsVSTheWorld 👰🏾 It’s Stacey with an E & I hate every type of reality TV.
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If he was a horse they’d have shot him by now
‼️Reece James has suffered a delay to his long-anticipated return for Chelsea.
The defender's latest hamstring injury has not healed as well as expected after he got crocked again in the summer.
~ @JackRosser_
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Yo, @ men, it’s ok to just break up with someone you don’t want. You don’t need to destroy every part of them to force them to leave. Just say you don’t want it anymore and go?
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Beans on a kebab is absolutely fucking diabolical like is everything ok at home
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We always talk about womens icks, but my boy just told me he’s due to take a babe out and he’s clocked her tweeting excited “date nite on (whatever day)” and now he don’t wanna take her out anymore LOOOOOOOOOL💀💀💀💀💀
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Every Londoner knows that missing your tube and getting the next one (which MAY BE only 3 minutes away) will make you approximately 30 minutes late for your destination. Don’t ask how it happens just happens in the Bermuda Triangle of the underground.
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He looked at Amad and remembered Liverpool FA cup and said NOT AGAIN ACTUALLY.
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Let me bless the tl with this little forgotten classic. nitter.app/B_Mula1/status/8961617…
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- 3 goals all season
- extremely overpriced
- raging alcoholic
- current benchwarmer
- can’t even get a minute against their 8th place rivals for an fa cup final
But let me guess, he’s a lovely chap who likes a giggle, sound boy. White, so he’s alright!
😳🚎 Jack Grealish nearly fell from the top of Man City's bus! Lucky Doku and someone else grabbed him. (@BeanymanSports)
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You know you bagged a dog when people say stuff like “as long as you’re happy” LOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Before you say it, Big pussy twitter we know, ya shit already fell out of this just from looking at it.
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YOU are the hostile btw, stop annoying my people and give the man doing his wheelie a proper round of applause like he deserved.
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“I’ve been told to stop smiling” LMAOOOOOO His Mrs said all of you lil harlots can stop looking now
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United have been dubbed “the Red Devils” for longer than some of you lots lives but it’s a picture of the same devil that we’ve always had on our shirts that is causing you man headache?? It was literally always there……
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Hi @ anyone recruiting. STOP advertising “28 days holiday” as a perk/benefit. This is a STANDARD for a permanent full time job.
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Employer "so tell me a little bit about yourself"
Me nitter.app/Lowkey_oo/status/87457…
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“Is £200 expensive on a first date”
“Why are YOU a 22 year old talking to HER a 17 year old?”
“WHAT would u do if ur wife stabbed your mum and your dad said come to the hospital”
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Men that aren’t interested in football are among the worst men alive sorry I did not make that rule.
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The same guy who effectively kept saving all of their careers? Yeah right 😂😂😂 what a fucking pile on.
🔴📰 | Every one of #mufc's previous managers has had issues with Marcus Rashford.
They’ve privately admitted this going back "years and years and years."
[@AndyMitten]
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Sterling Archer 🇵🇹
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Lady from Ohio saved a Boa constrictor and it tried to bite her face off..... there's a life lesson in here.
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She made a good point but she isn’t the right person to send this message because she *is actually* thick as shit.
🗣️ Laura Woods: “What is it about football that people can’t accept something if it’s coming out of a woman’s mouth?”
“Women can be brain surgeons, save lives, or even go to the moon, but they can’t give you an opinion about football. It’s bonkers.” 👏
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Dam you did all that in a day?
Dec 17 👉🏾 Dec 18
A year ago today, I decided to make a change to better myself. This change has been challenging but the most rewarding experience of my entire life.
Since, I have lost 135 pounds through clean eating, portion control, and exercise. Consistency is key. 💪🏾
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Alphas aren’t insecure lol. Betas are insecure so they let their partner do any and everything she chooses in the name of “female empowerment” instead of saying they don’t like it in case she leaves/argues. BOOM Theory unravelled. You’re fucking welcome guys.
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His name is WHAT sorry?
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I’m so annoyed this top makes me think of Dan James
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Guys is this the don from Love Island???? LOOOOOOOOOL I had to take a pic with him for some work project back in 2017 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I can’t lie the responses to this have been so entertaining 😭😂😂😂😂 you people are just as ridiculous as me
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They was right when they said you had a penis we just didn’t know it was on the top of your head.
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When she says “ya must think just Cos ur a lil pickey I’m not gonna kick it down” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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English people example of not being racist: “I don’t mind them coming here but don’t be forcing your religion down my throat”
English people in other countries: “what do you mean alcohol is illegal? Your CANTREE IS FACKIN SH1T MAYTE”
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Funny how we didn’t hear about this refs background family history and mothers maiden name before this match
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Using Grenfell to grift is insane. Like this is the scummiest one yet.
Click here to support GrenFell Tower Funeral Fund organized by Ashleigh-Louise Adell Pottinger crwd.fr/2sN95Tn #ramadan #london
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I hate it so much when I’m flirting with a man and he can’t play the suggestive game with me. You’ll be all like “ive got something sweet for u” and he’ll come back like a spear like “WHAT LIKE PUSSY ? YOU HAVE VAGINA HOLE FOR ME?” Bro go to fkin hell now she’s dry
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Fatin